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what advice would you give these guys
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>>82920065
no two guys are the same so it's hard to say really.
yes they have really unfortunate appearances but that's easily solved with a bit of common sense. eating a little bit more, getting contact lenses, shaving balding hair and doing more physical activities are pretty basic stuff.
don't know who they are so don't know what kind of advice they'd need regarding everything else. i assume they're all dorks and nerds, in that case there isn't necessarily anything wrong with that, just hang out with other dorks and nerds and become a popular circle in its own right.
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I wouldn't dare. Actually I would listen every advice they give to me.
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>>82920065
I look like that :]
just with longer hair, 5 o'clock shadow, and i smell like cigs and alcohol
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>>82920065
Just beee yourself, works for me and I'm a nerd too
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>>82920065
Why would you choose to look like that willingly?

Getting more mass on your body spreads to other parts of your frame too, worst case svenaro trtmaxx
I'd your goal is becoming more masculine

Aka pusdymaccinnggf
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>>82920065
>what advice would you give these guys
better camera and not letting your mom buy you clothes
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>>82920065
subscribe to rehab room
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>>82920065
I had a friend who looked like that. Wonder what happened to him
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>>82920125
Why would chuds subscribe to some brown dude?
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>>82920123
50mm chads we fucking won
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>>82920065
Vote republican.
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>>82920065
I don't even know what to do with my life. I don't think I can give advice to these
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>>82920065
top right looks fine
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>>82920065
I look like this, I hate everyone because of it
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>>82920065
do some dork hobby jester maxxxing and hope to god there is a passable nerd girl that you can bestfriendmaxxx into a relationship
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>>82920340
that's fair since everyone hates you
you're lower than a drug addict or murderer lol
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>>82920349
Shut up, nigger. If I ever find you, I'll kill you
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>>82920357
well now i think you're lying and a cunt with high standards
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>>82920065
Out of all of these it's only truly over for top left, he looks like a midge.

Unironically just ditch the glasses and get a better haircut.
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>>82920123

>I-i-i-it'st heir lifestyle choices and beliefs! Yes!!!! That's the reason I'm not attracted to them!!!

Sigh. When are we gonna end this charade?
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>>82920094
>yes they have really unfortunate appearances but that's easily solved with a bit of common sense. eating a little bit more, getting contact lenses, shaving balding hair and doing more physical activities are pretty basic stuff.

Don't forget drinking water! It can make a big difference in your body and it shows! These guys look like they don't drink much water at all!

How fucking stupid can you guys get. Can't you see that it's literally the shape of their skull making them ugly? Fucking normies.

Also the chud is not bad looking, it's the camera lens. Then when people saw a decent pic and his whole face was different, people thought it was from prison diet. JFL at normie IQ.
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>>82920357

He is right. You are right to hate everyone, since they hate you by virtue of what you look like.

Society literally thinks you're worse than a rapist.
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>>82920658
you're telling me the guy who literally inspired the chud meme is conventionally attractive in different lighting, with a different facial expression, and longer hair?
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>>82920773

The main thing that changed is the camera, look at his nose for example
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>>82920065
Lift
Practice good hygiene
Try to look happier and not like a miserable cunt
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>>82920773
It helps that hes not doing an expression of disgust
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>>82920695
Guy on the right should shave his beard down like the guy on the left, look more relaxed (he's tensing up like a tryhard, guy on the left isn't), and get a hair transplant. He's never going to be as attractive as the other guy, but there are still things he can do.
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>>82920065
>what advice would you give these guys
Just be Black
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>>82920810
jfl how stupid are you

what should he do about his cheekbones, eye area, eyebrows, jawline, frame, and height then?

do you guys really not notice those things? you just get a bad vibe when someone is ugly and think "i think he doesn't drink water!" with no capacity for conscious analysis of why?
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Only top right and bottom right has chance of getting better looking without surgery. The rest should just moneymaxx and become beta providers. No amount of muscle or tan can save them. And if they can't get money then develop into a jester. Otherwise get comfortable with their right hand and an empty apartment. Most men through out history before state mandated abrahamic wives did not breed.
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>>82920658
you're fucking retarded if you think this guy looks better
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>>82921174
Chud-ack
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>>82921174
you're the fucking retard. In your pic he has a shitty facial hair and dorky glasses.
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I was the fat version of them when I was a teen.
>lose the glasses and get contact lenses
>eat a high protein diet.
>start doing a cardio and strength training routine.
>They reak of weakness. Do something physically difficult as a hobby, for example, boxing.
>face care routine.
>Stop dressing like a manchild.
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>>82920065
Stop trying.
This society will never give you a gf, so stop giving society your labor.
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>>82920065
>1)shave head, hit the gym
>2 and 4) idk, we'll see what happens once they finish puberty, probably hit the gym
>3)foids pribably find him cute already, get a better haircut and pick up an autistic hobby to cutemaxx, maybe hit the gym
>5)literally hit the gym, looks normal other than that
>6) didn't he become a chad once he let out his hair already?
Basically that yeah
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>>82920065
I look like this and the only way to save it is losing body fat and not shaving your stubble
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Forget it. You don't stand a chance in hell until you are in your late 30's and are willing to settle for a single mom. Focus on your careers and find enjoyment in other areas and friendships.
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>>82920695
if that dude on the right got some Viking tats and bulked a bit more he would get laid in the local metal scene pretty easily.
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>>82921429
thanks for putting my feelings into written word anon, i've always felt that that guy had a chance if he changed his aesthetic but i could never pinpoint what to aesthetic he should shift to. hed actually look pretty normal as a metalhead or biker
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>>82921220
That guy is a perfect example of how being dishevelled makes you look bad and cleaning up makes you look way better

the chud guy looks like a 1/10 when hes an autist not looking after himself but if he went to the gym, had a generic normie haricut, wore contract lenses and hit the gym he would look above average

from 1/10 to 7/10. Autists would say its not possible
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>>82921506
I'd say it's more like a 4/10 to a 7/10, cause 1/10 is the lowest it goes. That's like a burn victim.
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>>82921478
He looks 5'4. He's not gonna get any pussy.



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