/r9k/ - A timid elf appears in your room. She doesn't know - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/27/25(Mon)04:49:18 No.82928915

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Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:49:18 No.82928915 Archived

A timid elf appears in your room. She doesn't know where she is or how to get back home. Do you help her or take advantage of her?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:51:22 No.82928925

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:51:22 No.82928925

>>82928915
hey bby, wanna go to Karazhan with me?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:51:26 No.82928926

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:51:26 No.82928926

wow hello thread?? sex would you have sex with this girl?? haha i mean hey it's an original thread but wait would you have sex with her? sex yeah sex this is original or somethin

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:59:54 No.82928957

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:59:54 No.82928957

>>82928915
thats dude isnt it

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:04:56 No.82928984

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:04:56 No.82928984

>>82928957
it's composite AI
(real photo, AI added)

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:09:45 No.82929005

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:09:45 No.82929005

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>>82928915
You are not allowed to use my photo!

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:11:56 No.82929016

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:11:56 No.82929016

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*Commit murder*
It's simple, I have all the time in the world to get rid fo the body.
She has no relatives, no documentation, nothing.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:12:06 No.82929018

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:12:06 No.82929018

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>>82928915
>a knife ear is in my room

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:12:28 No.82929021

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:12:28 No.82929021

>>82929005
didnt know your hair was so short

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:14:36 No.82929032

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:14:36 No.82929032

>>82928915
i'm 80% sure i have pneumonia agian. i hope she either heals me or kills me. my body is dying.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:15:17 No.82929037

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:15:17 No.82929037

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>>82928915
GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:29:29 No.82929104

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:29:29 No.82929104

very much sex saar

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:30:57 No.82929112

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:30:57 No.82929112

>>82928915
Beat her to death with a hammer and taste of her flesh in hopes of inheriting her elfish eternal youth and part of her lifespan

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:32:29 No.82929118

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:32:29 No.82929118

That elf has six fingers on her left hand.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:41:01 No.82929155

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:41:01 No.82929155

>>82928915
id help her and explain the life situation to her

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:43:16 No.82929163

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:43:16 No.82929163

>>82929118
why is this board so fucking racist?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:43:17 No.82929164

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:43:17 No.82929164

>>82928915
I slay her on the spot in anger for being an LLM fabrication instead of a reality.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:46:19 No.82929175

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:46:19 No.82929175

Undress her and check if her anatomy is like a human's.
Write about it.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:53:22 No.82929215

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:53:22 No.82929215

>>82928915
brutally assrapoe

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)06:02:03 No.82929261

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)06:02:03 No.82929261

So if we wind up having sex I get to ~~lick her ears~~, right?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)06:03:08 No.82929266

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)06:03:08 No.82929266

where's her blahaj?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)06:11:00 No.82929298

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)06:11:00 No.82929298

>>82929163
Sorry, I mean
>That elf-persyn has six leperi on her noldorin.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)06:20:45 No.82929342

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)06:20:45 No.82929342

>>82928915
I collar and handcuff her. She is now my toy.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:50:22 No.82929741

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:50:22 No.82929741

>>82928915
its ok to abuse ai...

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:55:42 No.82929769

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:55:42 No.82929769

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>>82928915
if she is one of those super cool elves like sylphiette then id marry her because she's a cuckquean who will be cool with allowing me to have a harem of girls

this reason ALONE is why sylphy is best girl in mt, and any girl who wants to mog her also has to be okay with being like this. which is why the real best girls are linia and pursena, but thats neither here nor there