/r9k/ - Why doesn't /r9k/ just settle for a discord e-gf? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/27/25(Mon)05:43:42 No.82929167

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Why doesn't /r9k/ just settle for a discord e-gf?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:44:15 No.82929169

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:44:15 No.82929169

>>82929167
>trannycord
no way no how

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:46:05 No.82929174

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:46:05 No.82929174

>>82929167
Because e-gf means not irl gf and you can't cuddle over the internet.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:47:04 No.82929179

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:47:04 No.82929179

>>82929167
texting people for longer than 30 minutes makes me want to ghost them and not talk to them for a week straight, being clingy over text is the worst fucking type of clingy

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)05:52:49 No.82929211

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)05:52:49 No.82929211

>>82929167
i only do or think like 4 of these things and i already wanna kill myself im too old for this

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:11:40 No.82929582

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:11:40 No.82929582

>>82929167
I tried. The discord e gf didn't want to settle for me.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:37:37 No.82929688

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:37:37 No.82929688

>>82929167
They're really not all that. The average sperg is more interesting and engaging to talk to.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:45:04 No.82929722

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:45:04 No.82929722

>>82929167
this isn't autism/ocd/bpd, this is just mental retardation

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:45:59 No.82929727

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:45:59 No.82929727

>>82929167
>pisscord
jump off a cliff

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:48:31 No.82929735

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:48:31 No.82929735

Everyone who posts "why don't you just settle for ...?" threads should get banned.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)08:55:55 No.82930067

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)08:55:55 No.82930067

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>>82929167
Because they'll NEVER meet up irl.

Anonymous !HKiI8Junas
10/27/25(Mon)08:59:52 No.82930089

Anonymous !HKiI8Junas 10/27/25(Mon)08:59:52 No.82930089

>>82929167
>pic
i know that shit ain't real but god i wish i had someone that affectionate sometimes...
especially if she lived close by, then i could snatch her away for the weekend and spend some quality time with her, i think that'd improve things quite a fucking lot

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:32:04 No.82930278

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:32:04 No.82930278

>>82929167
this is like 75% me but im a dude and not a girl

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:32:06 No.82930279

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:32:06 No.82930279

Discord E-gf still wants Chad she only looking for orbitor beta buck to keep her entertained

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:34:24 No.82930290

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:34:24 No.82930290

>>82929167
She'll leave me :c

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:35:14 No.82930298

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:35:14 No.82930298

>>82930290
Don't worry anon... I'll leave you before she does!

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:54:26 No.82930412

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:54:26 No.82930412

I will never use discord.
Simple as.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)10:01:11 No.82930463

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)10:01:11 No.82930463

>>82930089
I found someone like that but shes on the other side of the ocean. She's still worth it tho

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)10:07:40 No.82930506

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)10:07:40 No.82930506

>>82929179
This
Texting is for teenagers

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)11:32:35 No.82931155

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)11:32:35 No.82931155

>>82929167
because they've slept with 20 other losers before me