/r9k/ - Why does it feel like I'm the only straight adult - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/27/25(Mon)07:08:51 No.82929567

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Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:08:51 No.82929567 Archived

Why does it feel like I'm the only straight adult man who unironiclal ylikes Sabrina Carpenter and her music?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:11:01 No.82929579

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:11:01 No.82929579

I think it's become trendy to hate her like with Jojo Siwa. Nobody really gives a shit except people that want other people to pat their ass for hating her. Oh my God a short woman dresses slutty on stage and shows her panties and imitates sex acts? So what I've seen worse it's not like she's actually showing her pussy people are just jealous her star is still shining and women like her

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:11:18 No.82929581

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:11:18 No.82929581

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>>82929567
because you're a fucking fag you motherfuckin bitch

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:15:39 No.82929600

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:15:39 No.82929600

>>82929581
That makes no sense. I'm only sexually attracted to women, and she's a sexy woman with a sexy voice singing sexy songs

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:17:06 No.82929606

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:17:06 No.82929606

>>82929567
she makes early 2010s white girl music, id be more surprised if someone doesnt like at least one of her songs.
Perfect nightcore fodder

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:17:12 No.82929607

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:17:12 No.82929607

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>>82929600
then no wonder you're so gay you cocksuckin little cunt.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:19:44 No.82929618

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:19:44 No.82929618

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>>82929606
Man alvin and the chipmunks really lobotimized zoomers they made chipmunk mode a whole genre
Chipmunk cotton eyed joe at 2x speed and the zoomettes panties go flying

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:21:56 No.82929629

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:21:56 No.82929629

>>82929618
Joyless faggot, gain some whimsy

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:23:51 No.82929635

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:23:51 No.82929635

>>82929629
I was just looking it up and listening to it after I made that post I think it's cute

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:24:31 No.82929636

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:24:31 No.82929636

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>>82929567
The fake tan and drag makeup makes her attractive to women and gays

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:32:44 No.82929666

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:32:44 No.82929666

>>82929567
I've only heard maybe three of her songs, otherwise I could relate there. Seems like a nice person though.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:46:23 No.82929728

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:46:23 No.82929728

Her music is funny but every song has the exact same punchline. People who insist upon her are annoying as hell and never a straight white man.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)07:55:56 No.82929773

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)07:55:56 No.82929773

>>82929567
She looks like a standard product of the pop music industry.
So cancer.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)08:13:19 No.82929862

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)08:13:19 No.82929862

>>82929567
>I like weak fridge bodied hags
Grim

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)08:31:20 No.82929961

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)08:31:20 No.82929961

>>82929567
I think its funny how she ragebaits. I feel similarly about Bonnie Blue