hey anon, just thought you should know that if you were a little dog, i'd pick you up and kiss you on the cheek and there wouldn't be anything you could do about it because you'd just be a little baby animal.just thought you aughta to know... just incase.
>>82932190me shitting while you hold me because im just a little baby animal and dont know any better
>>82932208even little dogs know not to shit while being held anon so you'd know better.
>>82932240no they dont, theyre just babies.
>>82932190Hey anon, what do you think of touhou fumos?
if i was a dog id probably be a basset hound or some other fat ugly fag dog
i would bite you
>>82932303they're okay, i'm not a fan of plushies though.>>82932373little dogs don't bite hard, they just gently nibble, so you'd just be gently nibling at my fingers while i hugged and kissed your little baby animal face.>>82932304those are cute, they have a lot of loose skin.
>>82932240did you mean to say young? Small dogs can be adults.
Small dogs irritate the hell out of me. Two dogs of different sizes can have identical personalities and behaviors but I will be more annoyed by the smaller one.
>>82932531i guess the dog can be young or old either way if they're small they're still in the category of baby animal.>>82932539i'm the opposite, a big dog is too big to be acting as retarded and pathetic as they act, i hate big dogs, they annoy me. a small dog has a little brain so they don't know any better it makes sense for them to be dumb and crazy, but a big dog has no business chasing it's tail or doing anything that dogs do, it just seems performative like they're trying to act cute or something. it reminds me of when adult women talk like little girls to like try and seem sexy, that shit is so annoying and unappealing, that's what a big dog reminds me of, they're too big to be acting retarded or like dogs, they should have jobs and be serious.
>>82932685>small dog is expected to be retardedI think this might be part of itI spend a lot of time at an animal shelter and I get the feeling how I feel when I see a small dog in the kennel is similar to how a teacher feels when they see a genuine special ed retard enter the classroom"ah shit, here we go again"Dogs might not be incredibly smart, but they're not retarded either. Except small dogs.
>>82932881i like little retarded dogs, it's cute.
>>82932190No you wouldn't. A lot of anons here would shudder with fear when approached.
>>82932190>hey anon if you were a baby animal I'd make unwanted sexual advances towards you
>>82933245that's right and you wouldn't be able to get away.
>>82933323Don't fuck small dogsIdeally don't fuck ANY dogs, but if you fuck small ones you're gonna hurt them
>>82933556i don't fuck em, i hug em and kiss them.
