/r9k/ - If I approach you and swing a thunderous, crushing - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/27/25(Mon)23:01:49 No.82936938

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Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:01:49 No.82936938 Archived

If I approach you and swing a thunderous, crushing overhand right onto your headtop, how the FUCK do you expect on surviving then next 25 minutes and scathing through unraped?

discuss below.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:03:52 No.82936957

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:03:52 No.82936957

>>82936938
>how the FUCK do you expect on surviving then next 25 minutes and scathing through unraped?
By stabbing you as much times as I can before we both eat shit and die

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:04:46 No.82936963

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:04:46 No.82936963

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>>82936938

This isn't the octagon, bucko!

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR
10/27/25(Mon)23:11:44 No.82937019

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 10/27/25(Mon)23:11:44 No.82937019

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>>82936938
Hit you with picrel, or stab the shit out of you

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:15:22 No.82937052

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:15:22 No.82937052

>>82936957
>>82936963
>>82937019
So all you pussywarts just always have a shiv on you, huh? better hope my initial clubbing doesn't KO you, because if it does, your bloody shithole is gonna be sore and burning when you awaken.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:16:56 No.82937067

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:16:56 No.82937067

>>82937052
I know muay thai, a shiv or a gun is just way better at everything sadly

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR
10/27/25(Mon)23:19:09 No.82937083

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 10/27/25(Mon)23:19:09 No.82937083

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>>82937052
You're damn right. My main used to be an AK bayonet since it's more effective at stabbing than cutting, but I mostly have a KABAR and a backup folding knife

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:22:15 No.82937106

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:22:15 No.82937106

>>82937083
where was that webm? The one that goes
>scrap like a man pussy!
>Do it!
>im gonna take-
>BLAM
>oooooOOoOoooOooooow OOOOOOOW AAAAAHhh HHHH AHHHH!

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:23:07 No.82937110

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:23:07 No.82937110

>>82936938
i would weave that shit and jab you for the next 24 minutes and win a well deserved 47-46 split decision

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:39:15 No.82937218

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:39:15 No.82937218

>>82936938
You wouldn't be able to get erect in the struggle since I would go down beating you senseless as soon as you took your pants off bitch

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)00:16:47 No.82937402

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)00:16:47 No.82937402

>>82936938
>Plan A
Block or weave punch, pull out Glock

>Plan B
Block or weave the initial punch, step left and hit the liver

>Plan C
Eat punch, fall on ass, invert and leg lock, snap ankle

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)00:24:23 No.82937428

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)00:24:23 No.82937428

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I would rush in, chin in the air, feinting flying knees
>LET'S GO FOR THAT

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)00:29:29 No.82937443

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)00:29:29 No.82937443

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>>82936938
I'll use my retard larp I've cultivated for years, scream for help from the bad man giving me mean taps, and cry in the arms of an older lady with big tiddies while bystanders jump you and the police drag you off to get raped by niggers and skinheads in jail

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)00:32:32 No.82937454

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)00:32:32 No.82937454

>>82936938
i block with my left fist and forearm, and i drop low towards your wide open gut with my power right cross

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)00:35:22 No.82937471

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)00:35:22 No.82937471

>how the FUCK do you expect on surviving then next 25 minutes and scathing through unraped?

Stop sucking your own dick. You're on 4chan. The only thing you fight on the regular is the urge to rope, and the only thing you beat on the regular is your cock.