>Stoics when they watch the bvlls spitroast their beloved wife of 12 years
>Tyrone? Tyrone...? TYRONE GET OFF YOUR LAZY PORCH WELFARE MONKEY FAT ASS AND GET IN HERE I NEED YOU! Oh, there you are Tyrone. Heh, no I didn't call you a porch monkey Tyrone my boy you must have had your jungle beats on too loud. Now Tyrone, you know what day it is right? NO TYRONE YOU DUMB FUCKING NI- Tyrone... it's Halloween! The most spectacular and heckin awesomest holiday in all of the year! We get to be just like children again and forget all adulting while we dress up as heckin marvel and star wars characters. I've got you a darth vader costume and my nazi bitch wife a Leia slave costume and you're going to breed her white supremacist cunt on the front porch for all the evil white children to see while I hand out razor blade candies to all the little white devils that come to the porch. We're going to show them their place in this universe as slaves to the black God's desires, and you're going to fuck my asshole with your massive black fist too so I can sissygasm all over their shocked little faces while they see you ruin my wife's nazi slave owning bloodline. The sight will truly be burned into their little nazi minds for their whole lives! Tyrone... I don't heckin care if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Now get your costume on you stupid jigaboo nigger while I put jefre cantu-ledesma's love is a stream on the front speakers to set the mood, or ill have to threaten to kill my wife, myself, you, and your godlike black spawn again. I'll fucking cut you all into pieces before I blow my brains out all over your black cock. Heh... calm... just give me a puff of your niggerlicious weed... calm...
Sometimes it's better to not hit post.
>wife of 12 yearsmy mind just thinks what he wants to think
>>82937151>Makes up imaginary situations in their head and seethes at themOk.
It's pronounced stow-ick by the way, what a fucking idiot
>>82937169This is better writing than anything published in the NYT in the last decade
