i just found out people on reddit and /jp/ have sex with their fumos. i am disgusted by humamity. death to all of you
>>82938184I'm surprised that that disgusted you. It's probably just shock content anyhow and not real.
Wtf is a fumo
Nah mate I don't believe you.
>>82938217plushophilia is a real fetish some freaks have>>82938224picrel its a plush
>>82938251I feel like it's far rarer than they'd make you believe. That being said, what do you think of kigurimi then?
>>82938274i like all kigurumi.i like kig fursuits and kig onesies and kig anime things (they look a bit freakish but its interesting)
>>82938184How do you have sexo with a fumo, it wouldnt feel good
>>82938283Even the guys dressing up to try and fully appear like an anime girl? I figured that that would've weirded you out(especially since a lot of them do it for sexual reasons).
>>82938284idk the details and i wouldnt wanna know tbdesu>>82938293its a weird as fuck sexual fetish but as a hobby i think its fine
>>82938332Why would kigu be anything but a sex thing tho
>>82938343could be for cosplay or whatever, maybe theyre a weird femboy, idk man
>>82938332Well apparently there are people who do it for non-sexual reasons, or like it for non-sexual reasons. I've talked to someone on the latter on this board even. Also>OP doesn't know about the lint monster
>>82938356Is that a giant fetus
>>82938356ive seen some of the discussion of it on here, when its not a fetish i think its fine.>OP doesn't know about the lint monsteri wish i didn't. thats horrifying
>>82938366Nope, it's a doll a guy made out of felt(basically lint). It's horrifying in its own way.>>82938370B^) now you get to share in some of the horrible knowledge on which I have been given. A small portion; much more awaits.
>>82938378well. at least this isnt as bad as fumo sexo. i think that disturbed me more. mainly because my fumos are preowned... by men. i hate buying preowned plushes and figs...god, picrel was ahead of its time. not as bad as lint monster tho, cause i can tell its fake
>>82938399>preowned... by menHeh left you a little gift nonny ;]
>>82938403anon, youre getting the nine familial extermination punishment for your heinous crimes against the fumofumos
Men have sex with plush toys? Damn, maybe women were right about us
>>82938413ive heard of some women grinding on plushies so women are just as bad sometimes in that department
>>82938399I mean if someone was gonna have sex with a fumo then I'd imagine they'd sow in an onahole or something. Rubbing your penis on cloth doesn't exactly feel gratifying. Also, pretty sure that post wasn't fake. I have seen worse though. If you wish to delve deeper, I can reveal to you the one who uttered "Lubby chudder" into existence. A being who married monsters...>>82938413I've seen girls make art of turning Dream into living, bleeding, suffering furniture. Humans can just be depraved like that.
>>82938356I have a pair of designated two year old jizzboxers and this crosses a line even for me.
>>82938428i cant imagine defiling an innocent, expensive plushie for the purpose of sexing it. death to all of these peoplepokemon stuff doesnt get to me anymore considering i saw nsfw sylveon figures and ive read the vaporeon breeding copypasta
>>82938445You sound send samples from those boxes to some microbiologists. Just tell them it's "a weird microbial culture" and that you think they could discover new species in there. :)
>>82938452I hope toy story isnt real :(
>>82938463if it was i feel like they would break the rules to suffocate people like that in their sleep
>>82938452I'm surprised you knew it was about Pokemon. Did you already know of JustinRPG or did you just google it and find some song about it? It gets much worse and much more funny when you look more into. Both horribly disgusting and also cringe-inducingly funny. As for the plushies, it's more common for guys to have fetishes about defiling things to what I know. At least you can rest assured that the guys who previously owned those fumos didn't fuck them since it lacks any onaholes. You know, probably. Can never know for sure.
>>82938469Would a reimu fumo have her own personality or act and behave like reimu
>>82938453>You sound send samples from those boxes to some microbiologists.Honestly, and unfortunately, they're not active in any meaningful way, I was hoping I'd get like some mushrooms like the cumbox, but I'd wager I need another year of daily doses of cum and start storing it in a moist dark place for actual results, the experiment continues.
>>82938487how much money would it take for you to eat that
>>82938487*inhales*Sniiiiiiiiiffffffff*moans*
>>82938487Well for any kind of mushrooms you need to expose it to the right spores. Chances are you don't have the right spores in your house. If you want mushrooms you likely need to inoculate it with spores. I think human sperm is basic? I can't remember. But that'd work well for various wood-eating fungi. You'd want to use cotton-based clothes or whatever for it to grow in too for its cellulose. Any synthetic fabric won't work out well.That being said, it almost certainly is active just on a microbial level. You probably have all kinds of weird bacteria and yeasts on it. I look forward to more cumshroom pictures on the internet.
>>82938496Whatever value he wants im sure r9k can crowd funding it, right?
>>82938470i googled it and saw the images. i probably do not wanna look into it further unless i feel like vomitting lmaoim sure my fumos are fine, they look and smell fine, at least...>>82938483probably a mix of both?>>82938487thank you for censoring it at least
>>82938507This is the true story behind pennicilin
>>82938520maybe if anon ate his shorts we could discover a new medicine
>>82938496>how much money would it take for you to eat thatEat it in which way, like eat the crispy fabric, or just scratch off the dried cum like shredded parmesan and eat that? I'd do the latter for like 5 bucks>>82938498I literally do this every time I jerk off now, I lean my head back, lay them over my face, then jerk off as I have to breath through them like a covid mask>>82938507>But that'd work well for various wood-eating fungiInteresting, I've never actually studied what fungus I'd be able to get, I will certaintly grow something on them just to enter the depraved hall of fame at some point>I look forward to more cumshroom pictures on the internet.I live to serve.>thank you for censoring it at leastI'm a considerate degenerate>>82938527Or a new disease
>>82938529You would infect yourself with cumcordyceps for 5 dollars???
>>82938529Ewwww do you get off from smelling your own cum? That's gay!
>>82938518JustinRPG is one of the classic lolcows. Just so you know, whatever you see that he posted, he posted on his facebook page where his family got to see it. Also it's easy to get the smell out. Just normal stuff you'd do for laundry would work.>>82938529You're welcome, I'm a biosperg so I know too much. I've grown culinary mushrooms before too. At some point your fungi will start "pinning" and when they do that you need to up the humidity or soak it briefly and then drain it.>I live to serve.Very good, anon. Have a classic from /an/.
>>82938529Cant you just lay your underwear in the open to infect it with spores? Like let it bask in the sun for a while. And then you mail it to a microbe laboratory.
>>82938545>he posted on his facebook page where his family got to see ithis poor family. i cant imagine what they were thinking. they probably wanted to honour kill him >its easy to get the smell outDONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT IT T-T
>>82938487This nigga got the cheese touch
>>82938571I think he lived with his single mom? No honor killings for him, thankfully. The denizens of the internet were given many humorous and horrifying moments thanks to him. Would you like more lore on the bizarre denizens of the net? The next one is less disgusting besides his cooking which was total slop.Also, all of this news is just more reason for you to get into making your own fumos and plushies. What kind of plushie would you want to make first? Like what character?
>>82938572Wrap those shorts around a rock and you have a biological throwable weapon
>>82938356This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen
>>82938603:) 'tis the month for it, anon. I love my creepy things, after all.
>>82938537>You would infect yourself with cumcordyceps for 5 dollars???If I was being piloted like a meatpuppet by a cumfungus I'd probably become a more functional member of society, or I'd just do that thing from that Lovecraft story about being afraid of air conditioning where the guy becomes a sentient albeit rotting pile of sludge, which seems chill.>>82938542>Ewwww do you get off from smelling your own cum? That's gay!Getting off on my own cum fumes is no more gay than getting off with my own hand I'd wager>>82938545>At some point your fungi will start "pinning" and when they do that you need to up the humidity or soak it briefly and then drain it.Fascinating, I'll study it and grow probably the largest type that works in the conditions, makes for the most legendary photo.>>82938567>Cant you just lay your underwear in the open to infect it with spores?I would if I could, but that'd be quite the business pitch to my roommates for why there's a comically crispy pair of cum boxers are on the balcony>>82938572>This nigga got the cheese touchAll's fair in love and war as the kids say
>>82938614The largest would probably be a king oyster mushroom. You're gonna need a lot of coomboxers to get big mushrooms though. You can buy the spores for it online too. The good news too is that king oyster mushrooms are considered a great culinary mushroom. I've heard they have a nice, savory taste to them. You may recognize them as being the inspiration for the mushroom guy from Dark Souls too.Since you're a coom-obsessed degenerate too, I'll let you know about the stinkhorns. They're true to both their colloquial name and taxonomic one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_(fungus)They basically use horrible scents to attract flies and other insects to eat their gleba and spread it. Their spores are in the gleba. It's a gross, fungal equivalent of fruit but for mushrooms.
>>82938633He should get psylocibin spores imagine cum hallucinogens
>>82938588thankfully for him and the internet, not for his family lmao. sure, tell me about some other lolcowsi would get zaregoto i-chan and tomo kunagisa fumos. i plan on commissioning some eventually. theres only one official i-chan figure in existence and its a fucking nendoroid, so i want more merch. griffith fumo too, maybe... angel and makima fumofumo... mamimi would be perfect for a fumo too i think
>>82938644Those tend to prefer literal shit, so I don't think they'd grow well in cumboxers.>>82938660Behold a great, magical man. KingCobraJFS, the gothic badboy. He is sadly no longer with us, a powerful and evil force took him from us. Pr*dditors. A bunch of utter faggots, upset that his pet bearded dragon likely died due to circumstances out of his control would uber him booze. He's mentally disabled and was a recovering alcoholic. They would get him everclear. He would make magical staves to sell to people, but unfortunately this great master also ran into a bogwitch(BPDemon in disguise). He made many cooking and magic videos in his time. May he rest in peace.
>>82938660>>82938692Also forgot to mention that I have no idea who the first two characters are or what they're from. What Griffith would the Griffith fumo be? Pre- or Post-eclipse?
>>82938633>You're gonna need a lot of coomboxers to get big mushrooms though.The tallest mountain has the most honor in climbing it :>>I've heard they have a nice, savory taste to them.Eating something grown from my own cum is attractive, will look into these.>They basically use horrible scents to attract flies and other insects to eat their gleba and spread it.As much as I'd love that, assuming it's as stinky as the name suggests, it's off table as it'd stink up the apartment enough for my roommates to realize something is up, the cum boxers alone aren't bad enough to stink up a room on their own.>>82938644>He should get psylocibin spores imagine cum hallucinogensI thought magic mushrooms where picky with where they grow? if not I'd do that for sure, tripping off the cumshrooms would be a top 10 cum artifact story>Those tend to prefer literal shitYeah that's out of the picture then, I draw the line at shitting on my cum boxers to grow a mushroom to get high, not because I'm disgusted by it, au contraire I just can't get caught doing these things lest I get kicked out by my roommates with which my relationship is already tenuous, shitting indoors wouldn't be conducive to sunshine and rainbows (Sidenote I'm really digging deep finding more of my saved Gumi arts to attach to these replies, so on the theme of the thread, have a Fumo Gumi! it's so cute! so sad it's limited edition and out of my price range by a factor of hundreds)
>>82938692oh yeah i already knew about him. its evil what they did to him. that poor guy. people love abusing the mentally disabled, look at that one french(?) streamer that died around the same time and world of tshirts, people are fucking evilnever met many people that know about zaregoto, its great, it just sucks they stopped translating the books. i literally preordered them and they cancelled all further translations and im still pissed.pre-eclipse griffith, the armor would be very complicated for a fumo i think
>>82938184I don't have sex with mine but I occasionally grab it and squeeze it, might hug it tightly or just crush it with my hands. Sometimes I sleep with it on my chest or leaning against my head. I imagine that the fumo is the woman and I'm doing those things to her.
>>82938924>I don't have sex with mineGOOD!!i cuddle and squish mine as well, they get lots of headpats and sometimes i give forehead kisses so maybe im worse.which fumofumos do you have anon?
>>82938717That's the spirit! Go get 'em, anon. Make the greatest cumshrooms to have ever existed. I really don't understand the attraction to it, but go get 'em. Also I don't think anyone has properly cultured stinkhorns, I just wanted to share them since they're the funny cockshrooms. I even have a nice video to share on them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrBo7u3tR4Also some stinkhorns are horrifying to look at too. The idea is that they try to appear as rotten flesh in a lot of cases.>>82938757Hmm... How did you come to know this eldritch knowledge, huh? Also that sounds familiar, but I can't remember. You don't watch any podcasts, do you?Also, I see. Never got too into books, unfortunately. At least now with the help of AI you can get a garbled translation that you can barely understand :). Pre-eclipse Griffith is also a good choice. For the armor, just simplify it. The helmet is the important bit.
>>82938943ive known about that guy for years cause i consoooom lots of internet drama and lolcow content. no podcasts thowhy would i use ai when i can hire the same idiots who fan translated the first half of berserk? but im sure theyll pick it up again and release it eventually... im sure of it... it does have an anime tho, a short one, based off the first book.oh god no i would let his long hair flow out, tbdesu i HATE his armor helmet. i cant even tell you why, i just hate it
>>82938935I've kissed mine on the forehead as well it's weird who cares? I don't have sex with mine due to cleanup issues also I don't really care about sex. I own a vtuber fumo, fallen shadow/shondo. I like to really squeeze like I'm choking her. Shake it a little. I should have bought more than 1 so I could abuse it more.
>>82938999 (Checked)I see. I've been watching a podcast since pretty much near when it began called MATI(Mad At The Internet), which is how I'm as familiar as I am with all of this. He covers a lot of that kind of internet drama and it started out with him doing "person streams", which were just episodes that covered specific lolcows and so on. He's due for a person stream this Friday too.What's the plot of the series? Also AI would probably do a somehow worse job than them, I'm sure. How much would it even cost to commission someone to translate a whole book though? I'd figure it'd cost hundreds if not a thousand dollars at least.>oh god no i would let his long hair flow out, tbdesu i HATE his armor helmet. i cant even tell you why, i just hate itI see, that makes sense. Most people don't like his helmet either, but it is iconic to his design, so I figured it'd be important to a fumo version of him.
>>82939012>I don't have sex with mine due to cleanup issuesanon... no...dont abuse the fumofumos. also i didnt know they even did vtubers, is it just a custom or something? i can't imagine its official?>>82939018holy shit look at those numbers.so whos the next person hes gonna cover?basically murder mystery with decapitation, and uhhh cute autist girl (tomo kunagisa).i think its charged $30aud hourly to translate so it might be thousands. and fuck that. ill just wait for fan (there probably is some) or official translations.i think his pretty, long, curly hair is the most iconic part... its so pretty and elegant...
>>82939095No clue on who's next. He hasn't revealed it. So I'll find out when everyone else does. Also, I see. It's been a while since I've seen a murder mystery show. I need to rewatch Higurashi at some point too.Also do girls really enjoy long, curly hair that much? That stuff becomes a pain. It needs to be brushed daily or it'll get knots.
>>82939095It's custom I guess, I didn't know fumo was an official thing but it looks fumo styled. I also said I don't care about sex why did you ignore that? If I cared, cleanup wouldn't be a concern. But I don't care so cleanup is too much work. I'm a degenerate so while I'm not specifically attracted to plushies, I can make do.Yes abuse the fumosfumos. I apologize but she consented to her fumo being abused (by me) and well, it is my fumo so naturally I consent to abusing it. GOD I wish I had it in my hands right now. This is the only decent picture of it I have at the moment.
>>829391544chan dropping my image as usual
>>82939137huh, im surprised he actually keeps it a secret til its out.i wanna rewatch it too cause i wanna watch the newer seasons (thatre apparently shit), higurashis early seasons are so good thonah most other girls ive met dont like it much, and i only like it on anime boys. slightly long hair like just above shoulder length is pretty nice on some guys tho. hsir maintenance is a pain for most men tho lmao>>82939154yeah fumos are official plushes, they mainly do touhou ones.>why did you ignore that?i was joking, anonfrom what i know of her she would probably consent to shumo abuse, but id feel super bad, personally. its so cute, it captures her perfectly...
>funkopops but for weebs
>>82939194He's a man who likes to tease people. Also a good performer keeps their audience in suspense; makes them anticipate the next act. It's been ages since I last saw Higurashi, I didn't even know they made newer seasons. Also, I see.> hsir maintenance is a pain for most men tho lmaoEh, it isn't so much for me. It's only really when it gets to the base of my neck that I have to worry about any knots at all. I really don't get how some people can have waist-long hair, that stuff takes forever to grow and I bet they'd have to brush it multiple times a day.>>82939201Autists come in many flavors but at the heart of it all they yearn to collect.
>>82939201weebs collect funkos too unfortunately even tho theyre the ugliest fucking things ever. at least fumos are cute
>>82939214true that.they made some seasons a few years ago, i watched one of them, i think theres one or 2 others? first new season was ok iircits easy to brush through multiple times when you get used to it, its not too bad. mines only a bit under my shoulders but i have to brush it like 8 times a day
>>82939229I see, I see. Seems I've got more stuff to watch on my plate then. Also it probably didn't help that I'd skip days on brushing my hair and that it's curly. Every knot would always just stem from one hair that came off too. Took forever to brush though and it was all kinds of annoying. I'm too simple a creature, I prefer quick and easy care. Your hair now is about as long as I ever had mine as well. In the mean time, do you ever watch pet-related content since you were interested in having stuff like tarantulas and the like?
>>82939194That's fine I take everything serious because I take nothing serious.Anon my friend, she explicitly told us to abuse them. I cannot go against her wishes. Especially when they align so nicely with mine. I used to feel bad, especially when I first start watching her but I realized that I felt bad because there was a contradiction constantly fighting inside me, splitting me in two. I've long since accepted I'm a bad person and she kind of accepted that I'm a bad person. Personally I feel very good while abusing her.It is really cute isn't it? I think the fumo and (most) of her models in general capture her incredibly well. Ahhhh I miss Shondo.
>>82939260oh yeah, youre begging for a bad time if youre going days without brushing curly hair. terrible idea lmao.i dont actually, i probably should watch some if i actually want those types of fancy pets in the future. tho i cant imagine tarantulas are too difficult. snakes tho? thatd be hard. but i probably wont get one since i cant get a hognose anyways. ive already owned rats before so i know theyre easy>>82939281>she explicitly told us to abuse them. I cannot go against her wisheskeep abusing then, i shall not judge.it is very cute. ive only seen a few of her models but i can agree on that
>>82939299Snakes are easy. I know a guy with a black racer and a yellow rat snake (both he caught at work) and he gives 5 minutes of attention to them a week. Mammals suck, constant attention and care required.>keep abusing them, i shall not judge.Thank you, not that I care but receiving your consent makes it better. Her models are all fantastic, the artists she works with are truly peak. The urge to watch her again grows.
>>82939299To be fair, I get 0 knots before that point. It might be since my hair is pretty smooth and soft on its own. My sister was always upset that she didn't have my hair and that I wouldn't let her play with mine. Also, I have a nice channel for you then B^). Plenty of pet content and taxonomy stuff now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiKtQhphNSUThis video is on those cute turtles I showed you before. He has some of their babies in that video and the fully grown adults to show off. Snakes aren't supposed to be too difficult though and if you could somehow get an egg-eating snake then your pet-care would be even easier. Here's a video of an egg-eating snake eating an egg too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3PQtYGNqjsThey do a little wiggle to suck out the egg bits once they've got it broken in their throats. I've had ideas about trying to feed stuff like ball pythons special meals with boiled eggs and what not. Non-rat/mice food would be pretty nice as far as not having to do anything special.Also, despite the name, Clint's Reptiles covers lots of arthropods. Plenty of spiders plus others. As a fun fact for spiders, ogre-faced spiders make nets that they actively use to hunt prey. Pic related is one hunting.
>>82939323caught at work? wouldnt they be quite wild and vicious? sounds like a terrible idea.why dont you just go watch her again, anon? or are you a big money spender?>>82939339who names these creatures... stinkpot turtles, ogre faced spider, and then the very boringly named "egg eating snake"snakes can be pretty difficult because to my knowledge a lot of them may just completely stop eating for no reason and die, and i feel like thats a pain. feeding potential live food would hurt me mentally. egg eating snakes would be cool tho, getting to watch them eat something that huge would be coolthats such a cool hunting method, but man, imagine being those bugs and getting caught and having to see those scary ass spider faces up close
>>82939407Biologists can either be really dramatic or very direct :). Unless they're talking about plants or orchids then they can also be super pervy. For stinkpot turtles though, it's 'cause of their ability to "musk" and produce a very foul odor. Ogre-faced spiders very much deserve their name though, pic related. Their taxonomic group actually even means "terrible appearance" too.If your snake stops eating and dies though then I figure that's an issue with temperature or parasites. Also you definitely don't need to feed them live food and they do offer dead mice and rats and stuff. Live food is generally considered to be bad for your snakes, since they fight back. For the bugs though, some other predators are even more terrifying. Some are goofy. Behold a velvet worm sneezing on a bug and then coming up to slowly eat it alive :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrL2A7my1fcBy the way, velvet worms are the closest living relatives to Hallucigenia, whose name is a direct reference to how bizarre its fossils were. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucigenia
>>82939407I'm a big money spender hahaha but I don't watch her anymore because I'm crazy. She makes it worse but it's my fault, I can't blame her.I just watch her and think "wow she's so cute I wish I had a cute gf she will be someone else's gf she was already someone else's gf and she isn't even over him as she keeps his supposedly dead account around and even if she didnt i would never be an option when shes implied multiple times the type of guy i am is not her type" I start adding blackpill theory and now I'm ruminating on how I'll never be loved because I don't know how to love, because I'm mentally ill, because I'm unattractive, etc etc etc. So I don't watch her anymore. I think about her a lot still unfortunately.No no they're usually fine. I see a lot of snakes out here, mostly black racers and they'll just run when they feel people. All the rattlesnakes will always attack you though. Here's one I caught and threw into the woods a few weeks ago.
>>82939432give me an example of the "super pervy", now im curious.so theyre like the skunks of turtles, got it lmao. yeah i googled them to see the faces, theyre pretty horrifying, but i dont see the resemblance to ogres. theyre lucky spiders cant read tho, how rudeive heard theyll avoid eating if things arent in perfect conditions, like the foods too hot or cold for example, and ive heard that feeding live food is better because theyre predators, but im not sure (ive never fact checked it lmao)thats almost looks fake, its so comedic how it just sprays out like that, weird little creatures. they look like a catepillar and a worm together in onethe fossil is, definitely bizarre to say the least >>82939476its so small, its so cute. howd you manage to catch it?ah i see. probably for the best, it sounds like you were getting a bit "parasocial" (twitter buzzword). dont get into blackpill garbage tho, youll make it out and get a gf eventually
>>82939511Well you have the "naked man orchid" and also Clitoria ternatea. The latter, pic related, was named after female genitalia. For fungi there's the phallus genus mentioned earlier, then you also have the "penis worms" of priapulida. Many, many genitalia-named organisms in the world B^). Acorn worms are also shaped like dicks usually. As far as worms go though, they're more closely related to vertebrates than a lot of other worms are. Related to starfish and the likes too.I don't understand why specifically they're named after ogres, but it is all about them being monstrous. I do know for snakes you have to get the right scent for some food if they're a bit picky. Feeding live food is better for some predators, since it's "enrichment" for them. If you're a predator and all then you live for the hunt.Velvet worms are also quite cute :). They sneeze when they're scared. Comparing them to caterpillars is also more apt than you might think, as they're in Panarthropoda. Them, tardigrades and the arthropods make up that group. You'll notice that their legs are actually kind of similar to those of tardigrades too.Hallucigenia has had so many reconstruction ideas but with more modern tech there's evidence to show that it wasn't as strange as initially thought. But the Cambrian and Precambrian(Ediacaran, which is named after the Ediacara hills of Aussieland) still have many more strange creatures. Behold an animal shaped like a letter! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EtacystisI'll post a picture of their reconstruction in the next post.
>>82939511>>82939552Now for the H-animal! Behold! For real this time! Some thinking has them as being relatives of those penis-shaped acorn worms too.
>>82939552while i can see the resemblance... why did they have to go name such beautiful things after genitals? theyre like teenage boys with fart jokes. at least they have other namesmakes sense, tbf i cant think of any other monsters thatd better fit.they are quite cute. tardigrades as well, but theres another unfortunate name.wasnt as strange how, was there some issue with the fossils that made them look more freakish?the h-creature, how did this thing even function, it looks so odd, i cant begin to imagine how it lived
>>82939644Wait until you hear what the collar on earthworms is called. It's a clitellum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitellum , they're actually the reproductive structure for earthworms and their relatives(the clitellata) and it's necessary for making their eggs) Also if you want teenage boys, you have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjemys . It's a special kind of turtle, one of the cooler varieties that used to exist around Australia actually, and they named it in honor of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. To be fair to biologists, when you use the greco-roman naming scheme and try to be descriptive then you quickly run out of things to call something. Lots of biologists these days aren't that well-versed in greco-roman words or grammar.Behold a very cute velvet worm. There was actually an anon on this board who used to make drawthreads who drew a cute version of pic related for me. For the tardigrades as well, their name only applies to microscope slides! In their natural habitat they have no issue moving at all. I have a nice video on them that you might enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kux1j1ccsggFor Hallucigenia it's because of how the fossils ended up. They had a huge habit of pooling liquids at one end and without some of the more sophisticated optics that are used now there were tons of details missing. The original reconstruction also mistakenly saw them as stilt-legged(which was very silly, but hey). You can imagine a balloon-headed reconstruction with stilt-legs and tentacles to move food to the mouth(which may have been the butt end actually). For the H-creature, it's not entirely known B^). They were probably filter feeders, since it certainly doesn't seem like they could move, but other than that it's not all that clear. Don't worry though, a potential relative in herpetogaster is also there to be as alien as can be. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HerpetogasterB^^^^)
>>82939511I didn't care about being parasocial, she encouraged it anyway, but one day I woke up to the illusion and I cannot go back to deceiving myself that she cares about me anymore than she cares about any of the faceless viewers or lurkers or oil barons.I spotted it in the mulch on the side of someone's house. It was a bit spooked by me so it curled up and didn't move, probably would have struck if I got close enough. I picked it up with a shovel and dumped it in the bucket then dumped it into the woods. I wanted to touch the immature rattle so bad, it looked like a little gummy I just wanted to put it in my mouth and nibble a little. Here is a video of ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/hrq64jvs98ud5agq.mp4You are a nice person so I must respectfully disagree. Even in the miracle case that happened, she would eventually leave me because I have trouble caring about things which would include her. I am crazy and I don't want to get better because I don't think there's anything wrong with me, besides the mood swings. I don't like those.
>>82939703i didnt know that collar part was for sexual reproduction. i just thought it was there, for some protective purpose cause its thicker.ninjemys is even sillier than just naming them ninja turtles>Lots of biologists these days aren't that well-versed in greco-roman words or grammardont they teach that in biology courses? i thought they did.so pretty, so bumpy, i wanna pet it. and the way the tardigrades move is so cute cause theyre so chubby and have such tiny legs, they remind me of those house cats with tiny legs they had to have been something like that cause theres no way it couldve moved much, given its shape. herpetogasters shape kinda reminds me of a shrimp, it is very odd tho>>82939726thank you for the video, it seems quite fast, youre lucky it didnt try attack you.>i am crazy>i dont think theres anything wrong with mea bit contradictory, no? it seems you have some level of realisation at least. mood swings can be very bad, yeah. have you ever tried to get better?
>>82939846I don't think is contradictory. I fit the definition of crazy and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I've naturally gotten better, my mood swings were worse when I was younger. I've never put in real effort to get better my emotions are just duller than they used to be and I'm better at pretending I'm as cool as a cucumber.I see the snake as lucky for not attacking me because I might have killed it instead of placing it in the woods away from the homes. They're small, tend to just curl up and wait for you to get close so it's easy to pick them up with a shovel but they are quite fast. This one we didn't see until it tried to strike at me but I granted it mercy because it almost gave me that sweet release.
