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What would you do if you found a neet foid in your bed one day?
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>>82941587
prob ask her if shes a virgin and if yes prob rape her if nobody is home, if someone is home just cuddle ig?
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>>82941587
I would.. probably call the cops because who is this stranger in my house?
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>>82941587
tell her to go take a shower I just washed the sheets and I don't want them stinky already
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>>82941587
Seduce her and then make her do chores around the house with me.
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>>82941587
wake up *beep*.*beep*.*beep*.*beep*
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Probably just call the cops. I'm just not man enough to take care of a woman and deal with all the trouble. There's no such thing as a free meal with women, except for maybe your own mother.
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>>82941587

Most of this supposed "neet foids" are actually not real women and are troons. Filthy unwashed, smelly, musty troons that are LARPing as le heckin wholesome animegirl for validation online.
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mape and rurder
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Impregnate and the abandon her
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>>82941587
play with her gamer gut
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>>82941587
probably be concerned about how she got in there
but if she was cool we could be friends
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>>82941587
I would ask her how she got into my room and what she is doing as I would be very confused how a woman I do not know is in my room. If she needs help from me I would do my best to help her in anyway I can and If shes nice maybe even try pull on the romance as I would like someone to keep me company at night as I struggle sleeping alone and enjoy the company of women. However if she is fat and/or ugly im calling the police an crying
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>>82941587
I would rape her. Haha yes rape joke haha but no really I would rape her and I'd make my family and my neighbors listen while I rape her. I wouldn't be too mean but she's mine now and I'll do what I please.
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>>82941587
either kick her out or charge her rent. if she's cute enough, cuddling, a warm body next to you while trying to sleep feels nice
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>>82941587
Keep her, breed her, play games and shitpost on 4chan with her.
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>>82941587
Tie her up and keep her as a pet ig.
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>>82941587
wonder how in the absolute fuck she got through a 40mm padlock and/or iron bars
then get her to kindly fuck off if she's too insufferable, otherwise talk to her and see what the hell she's doing there
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>>82942288
I was waiting for someone to ask what shes doing there. LOL
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>>82942292
i mean i'm pretty sure that's the first question a lot of people would actually ask if they were irl, despite their posts
i mean, what the fuck dude...
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Breed her all day everyday
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>>82942007
based, this except her feet
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>>82942314
well if I somehow knew just from 1 look she was a terminally online neet foid I'd be nicer to her, but if I didn't know that, I'd be afraid she was a homeless drug addict about to pull a knife or something
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>>82942314
Nope IRL I would rape her. There are few greater opportunities to rape than girl appearing in your room.
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>>82942344
yeah fair, i don't think my mind would immediately wander there but eventually i'd wonder the same
but you don't have to get close to ask her wtf she's doing in there

>>82942345
no you wouldn't, you edgelord
if you were really determined to ruin your life (and someone else's) you wouldn't be here in the first place, women can be found outside, not here
let's be realistic for just a split second here, lol
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>>82942379
Yes I would
>if you were really determined to ruin your life (and someone else's) you wouldn't be here in the first place
>women can be found outside here
Smooth brain logic. Just because I would rape a girl who appeared in my bed doesn't mean I should be out looking for someone to rape right now you're fucking retarded lmfao if I found an unconscious woman on a park bench late at night I'd probably rape her too as would many, many men.
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>>82942406
lol, lmao even
go bust your nut before talking shit like this, caveman brain is quite a burden after all
but then again, if you want to deal with the potential stds, rape charges, getting included in the sex offender registry and possibly getting your asshole stretched in prison because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants, be my guest
sorry for overestimating you, i won't do it again :^)
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>>82942436
why are you acting smug over this fag? it's not real
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>>82942436
Yeah because all we know every rape is reported, every rapist is found by police, convicted by a jury of his peers, and sentenced to your erotic fantasies of gay rape KEK
>>82942459
Large ego, check the trip.
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>>82942459
just because it isn't real doesn't mean i can't fuck around with anons, does it?
it's funny

>>82942466
ah yeah, let's just count on impunity, leave it all in the hands of fate to roll the dice and decide if you get fucked over by disease and/or authorities or just get away with busting a nut in a girl
what a great idea, really, high risk and low reward sure is the way to go here
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>>82942505
it makes you sound like a redditor trying to prove how smart you are, not that you are fucking with him, ngl fag
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>>82942406
But thats gross. Nvm the other stuff, its just gross
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>>82942514
oh i'm a massive fucking moron, i never denied that, and i revel in my stupidity
where the hell do you think you are? it's exactly because i am so fucking stupid that i'm having this talk in the first place, kek
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>>82942505
Yeah I'm sure it's "fate" that causes rapes to go unreported and rapists to never be caught kek.
>>82942517
I'm gross.
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>>82941587
Throatfuck her tight slimy neet foid throatpussy with my big incel cock for several hours every day
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>>82941587
Beat her ass because she broke into my room.
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>>82941587
>um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house
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>>82941587
tie myself up and let her go crazy on me
just the thought of her letting out all her repressed sexual cravings on my helpless body for as long as she wants turns me on like nothing else
I wish I could meet a needy awkward perverted neet girl so I can offer myself up as her personal meat dildo
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>>82941587

Sex and shitposting type of moment. I would claim her immediately.
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>>82941587
id slam my face in her pussy so damn hard that the sudden impact on her ovaries would induce ovulation on the spot
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>>82941587
Be glad that my wish for a NEET girl to care for and love and marry was granted.
But realistically she probably won't like me. Probably wouldn't want to cuddle. We could watch movies and play games together. I would make her food.
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>>82941587
Naturally I would call the police and tell them that a homeless women has broken into my house and that she may be armed.
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>>82941587
Get to know her and see if she wants to marry me
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>>82941587
>Snap a picture of her
>Make her a tinder profile
>Chad removes her from the premises
>Go on about my life
>Never see her again
Relationship speedrun + free pest control all in one.
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>>82942792
this, i love head and cumming down throat. i want a girl/ guy thats either addicted to giving head or such a bottom that they don't mind that i want to use their mouth all day.
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>>82941587
Go buy some eggs.
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>>82941587
mating press impregnation
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>entire thread
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bump to manifest a girlfailure in my bedroom that I'd hide from anyways and slide food through the door for her
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cause her to become pregnant and then magic her into the next anon's bedroom
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>>82941587
Depends on how tired I am
>Not that tired
Forcibly remove her from my living space
>real fuckin tired
Tell her to scoot over and pass out. Whatever happens to me happens.
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>>82941587
I wouldn't know what to do because I'm an autistic weirdo.
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hug her and kiss her
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>>82941587
Tell her she has to eat all the eggs.
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Get the fuck out of here you disgusting bag of pus, I just cleaned those damn sheets. FUCK!
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I don't take kindly to break ins so she better start explaining herself or she will have to answer to my shotgun.
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>>82941587
>What would you do if you found a neet foid in your bed one day?

sexo



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