>Be you>Visit Egyptian museum in Cairo>Walk past all the display cases, the exhibits>Go back to your hotel>There's a white Sphinx lady waiting on your bed >She demands you solve all of her riddles or she will cruse you for lifeWhat do?
>>82943036i'm already cursed, one more won't make a fucking differenceif she wants i can hand them all over to her instead, anyone who curses me is fated to share them all with me>curse of synchronicity
Hope it's the cliche 'what walks on 4 legs in the morning' riddle, otherwise I'm cursed because I not very smart outside of rote memorization.
>>82943036I hope the curse is that she forces me to become her oral sex slave.
>>82943114>>82943122>"l have no legs but love to run, I fear the moon, adore the sun. What am I?"
>>82943036>What do?Grab my Glock and tell her to get the fuck out of my room. The last sphinx I talked to didn't have any ammo and strung me along for a few hours.>>82943234Who gives a shit? I'm not answering unless you have at least a crate of 5.56.
>>82943329You're in Egypt and don't have your guns with you.
>>82943342>don't have your guns with you.Nigger I will always have a gun with me. I don't care if it's legal. I have conceal carried into federal buildings.Fuck anyone who tries to separate me from an effective means of self defense.
>>82943234>"What's the matter human? Cat got your tongue? Are my riddles too hard for you now that they rhyme? Maybe you shouldn't rely on that handheld magic black tablet to cheat!"
>>82943234Electric car?
>>82943544Look motherfucker, you better have something good in trade. I want armor piercing 5.56 but I will take FMJ 7.62 x 39 if you're Eastern bloc.A store. You run a store in the daytime and it closes at night.
>>82943036JESUS!BEGONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS! BACK TO THE PIT OF FIRE!
>>82943036umm solve her riddles I guess...>>82943234how much time do I have to come up with an answer?
>>82943544>Cat got your tongueGod yes please my tongue is yours
>>82943570>>82943605>"Wrong!">>82943646>"Until my patience wears thin and I curse you for life! I suggest you think long and hard!"
>>82943770>>"Wrong!"Bullshit, it fits the riddle! You RUN a store in the day (adore the sun) and close it at night (fear the moon).It might not be YOUR answer but it isn't wrong. Cough up my ammo.
>>82943660AWNSER the riddle
>>82943234A shadow perhaps
>>82943234A shadow
>>82943329Based SSgt with glock in hand and supplies on the mind.
>>82943770>>"Until my patience wears thin aalright at least I don't have to worry about that how many guesses do I guess?maybee.. it's water? it runs and you could say it's trying to get away from the mood during tides But I can't really come up with a reason why it'd like the sun....
>>82943870>>82943890>"Finally! See, was that really so hard? Use your head instead of relying on that vile black magic tablet you humans keep so close.">"I can be cracked, I can be told, I bring you laughter, young or old. What am I?"
>>82943928>>"I can be cracked, I can be told, I bring you laughter, young or old. What am I?"a joke
>>82943911My soldiers' guns are hungry. I plan to feed them.>>82943928Joke. Gimme gimme gimme my FUCKING BULLETS>>82943850I would but only ASCII text is allowed.
>>82943928haha thats crazy. can i suck on your butthole now?
>>82943955>>82943960>"Correct! You keep asking for these 'bullets' things - why? I deal not in bullets, but in words. My curse more lethal, haven't you heard? Onto the next riddle...">"I'm black when clean, white when dirty, I teach you lessons, make you worthy. What am I?"
>>82943928You can be cracked. So it's you bbg<3 xoxoxoxo
>>82944051>>"I'm black when clean, white when dirty, I teach you lessons, make you worthy. What am I?"a chalkboard
>>82944051A thick bbc
>>82944051chalkboard
>>82944078You answered that way too fast.
>>82944051>You keep asking for these 'bullets' things - why?Because I need to kill the enemy. And bullets work real good. Curses and hexes are horseshit, otherwise my bitch Wicca-girl ex wife would have killed me already.>What am I?Sounds like a blackboard. Or possibly the time I dropped a milk carton on my M4.
>>82944051So, hey after all this riddling stuff, you want to go out? We can go dancing together or I can fly on your back like that kid in the Neverending Story.
>>82944085this spinx bitch is lowk built desu...
>>82943928Get a load of this dumbass. Way to out yourself as an absolute and unaware cityfag.>I fear the moonif you'd have spend a single night under starlight with minimal or no light pollution you'd know that even a crescent moon casts shadows; and an absolute full moon is essentially forever dusk/twilight where you don't even need a light to see, and yes, shadows do exists there.Your riddles are as sloppy as your art.
I got joke and chalkboard correct.First riddle I thought "water".Can I still get my dick sucked?
>>82944078>>82944086>"Correct.">"I have a crown yet no throne, I'm juicy and sweet when fully grown. What am I?"
>>82944296A pomegranate?
>>82944292shhhthe lion lady is talking, shut up you imbecile
>>82944296a pineapple. baby making sex with sphinx
>>82944296Pineapple. Or a pomegranate. Bullets God damnit. Where are they?
>>82944292Cat's tongues are like sandpaper. Do you really want that?
IS IT A POMEGRANATE OR NOT? I WANT MYTHIC LADY SEX TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
>>82944296>"I have a crown yet no throne, I'm juicy and sweet when fully grown. What am I?"a mommy sphinx like yourself of course
>>82944307>>82944323>>82944324>"Pineapple it is! But a Pomegranate will do. You're starting to get good at this, aren't you?">"I can be stolen or freely given, I speak the words that hearts have written. I vanish quick, yet linger still, I turn the calmest hearts to thrill. What am I?"
>>82943234Riddles are so cringe and gay
>>82944424A confession? Like a love confession? I can see your nipples by the way.
>>82944424Words, pretty easy
>>82944424>What am I?My first instinct is to say breath but that may not be correct. Gimme a minuteAlso, you better be counting my green tips, asshat. I don't want to walk away empty handed this time.
>>82944424>>"I can be stolen or freely given, I speak the words that hearts have written. I vanish quick, yet linger still, I turn the calmest hearts to thrill. What am I?"you are a kiss
>>82944424a kiss. sphinx sex now
Goddesses owe me sex
>>82944424Could be a smooch. Doesn't speak words though.Regardless, I've gotten them all right until now. I demand my payment.
>>82944484>>82944509>"Wrong!">>82944510>"Take your time and be foolhardy not, thoughtful choices matter a lot."
>>82944424trust or a secret.
>>82944535>>82944552>>82944562>"Correct~!">"I can be quick, I can be long, I'm a wordless way to right a wrong. What am I?"
>>82944583>>"Take your time and be foolhardy not, thoughtful choices matter a lot."I was taught violence of action. A mediocre plan executed now is better than teh perfect plan that you put together after the battle ended. ThoughtBreathOr a Kiss.Where reward?
>>82944614an apology.
>>82944614>I can be quickMe in bed>I can be longNevermind
>>82944614no i mean a hug!
>>82944614A hug, very originally given
>>82944614A fix. Solution.Look. These. I want these.
>>82944614an action.
>>82944614the cat goddess is in heat.
>>82944558Sir this is temple of Osiris not Bastet.
>>82944659MYTHIC LADY SEX MYTHIC LADY SEX
>>82944614a prison sentence
>>82944614a present for you
>>82944614a rope for you.
>>82944644>"Correct!">>82944628>>82944642>>82944688>"Hmmm? I suppose I will allow it. Multi word answers can be signs of a bad riddle but you have impressed me so far.">"I have no legs, yet I can go far, I carry whispers of who you are. I may be simple, I may be sweet, I make heart skip a beat. What am I?"
>>82944785LetterNow show us your cat pussy
>>82944785smell origigilo mother fucker
>>82944785manifesto.
>>82944785Ambition. A dream.Look, if I don't get that ammo in the next riddle or two I'm calling guest services to get you the fuck out of here, I want to take a nap.
>>82944785you're a rumor
>>82944785>>82944798>>82944802stinky fishy cat minge dinner.
>>82944798>"What kind of letter, hmm? Not just any kind would make a heart skip a beat.">>82944802>"Oh my, this is quite an unexpected answer. I shall allow it, though it is not the correct one."
>>82944905>>What kind of letter, hmmA poem or a love letter. Or a love letter that has a poem in it.Look, I've got the phone in my hand. Do I need to call the front desk or are you gonna give me my shit?
>>82944905>she liked my answervros... is it hot in here?
>>82944917>"Correct.">>82944955>"I think it is starting to get hot in here too, let me just adjust myself....">"I rise and fall with every breath, I cradle life and guard from death. I bring both warmth and tender care, A gentle gift beyond compare. What am I?"
>>82945001big beautiful boobies like yours
>>82945001>What am I?A bosom.Nigger, I'm dialing the number. >Guest services? There's a sphinx in my room and she won't leave. Yeah she just expects me to answer endless riddles for some reason.
>>82945001>I rise and fall with every breath, I cradle life and guard from death. I bring both warmth and tender care, A gentle gift beyond compare. What am II think bonfire
>>82945037Sir this is the Anubis hotline. If you are having Sphinx related problems please use their respective service.
>>82945001Whoa NOW. I got a riddle for you Sphinxy poo. >what has a erection after seeing your delicious tits and is about to have animalistic sex with a anthropomorphic demi god?
>>82945063Seriously though its a lot of riddles
>>82945081i'm here for the riddles not her titties
>>82945063>Alright can you transfer me? Or give me their number? This has happened at least twice now and I'm sick of it.You got until I get the correct person on the phone to cough up a box of 5.56.
>>82945047>"Hmmm, not quite. A very human answer I must say, from a time before even the Pyramids when humans still clinged to the warmth of a fire.">>82945019>>82945037>"Correct. I have only two more riddles left then I will be out of your life for good, should you answer them true, fufu.">"I am a sanctuary, small and still, I cradle life and always will. I open only with gentle care, A hidden path that's always there. What am I?"
>>82945001bosom.
>>82945117Womb (I will fill yours)
>>82945117>bosom is correct>>82945001>let me just adjust myselfthis was an extra hint, wasn't it?
>>82945096Hi there! You've reached the runaway Sphinx hotline, what can I help you with today, sir?
>>82945117>What am I?You are the heart.>>82945150Yeah I'm at the Cairo Art Exhibit Hotel and there's a sphinx in my bed that won't leave. I've answered like a dozen riddles and it's still here. Also it's naked and it keeps looking at me funny. Can you get it the Hell out of here? I want to take a nap.
>>82945117do you plan to mate with the winner?
>>82945150There's a sphinx in my hotel room! It keeps asking riddles and won't put out, most unreasonable.
>>82943036nah, just fucking curse meriddles are shit
>>82945176>>82945238Sir have you tried using the spray bottle provided in the hotel's vanity? If there is none there we can dispatch an Anubis police women to escort her out. Until then please keep answering her riddles.
>>82945258>Yeah, looks like it ran out. Guess this thing's a persistent problem around here. You got a rough dispatch time for the officers? I'm pretty tired.You're in for it now. Should have just given me what I asked for.
>>82945258>checks vanityYou'd better get out here Anubis police, this is looking serious.
>>82945281>>82945283We can't give an eta quite yet. For now, please just keep answering her riddles. Has she said how many she has left?
>>82945304>I think she said she had two left but I don't trust the damn thing. Is it gonna be within the hour? Is there any good reason I can't go out for a smoke?They're gonna be here soon. Might wanna leave.
>>82945319They're working with the sphinx I think
>>82943036I wonder if sphinxes purr when you pet them
>>82945319>>82945333It's probable that she will curse you if you attempt to leave. Please stay indoors for now and try to answer her two remaining riddles. A sphinx cannot betray their word, so their should be no more from her after this. Thank you for using Anubis services!
>>82945392then well will she answer if the womb / bagina is the correct answer!?
>>82945392>clickThose Anubis guys are dicks, bast is much nicer.
>>82945392>Oh for fuck's- God damnit. You people are no help at all.Fuck. Alright, Sphinx I got a fuckin riddle.>Small enough to hold in fingers. The pain I bring may forever linger. I soar through the air with unrivaled ease to bring even the stoutest of men to their knees. What am I?
>>82945418A bee
>>82945450>>82945418silly, he's the bullet guy!a bullet!
>>82945413>>82945141>"Correct~">"I have only one more riddle, it is my favorite one, answer true and I shall begone~">"I am the oldest act of all, when two unite, and barriers fall. Through me, the world renews it's flame, and life returns from whence it came. What am I?~"
>>82945480>What am I?Coitus. Answer my fuckin riddle you.
>>82945480SexWoot
>>82945480sexo... so you will mate before you leave, right?
>>82945480Murder! :D
>>82945480Sex. Thats what i want to do to with you sphinx
>>82945502>>82945508>"Correct">>82945510>"That depends... are you brave enough to mount me?" F-list?
>>82945545Fuggit. The answer to my riddle was a 9x19mm hollow point.>bang
>>82945545That's it, time for sphinx lovin.
>>82945545>F-listwhat does that mean?quite the claws you have there...you came in here NAKED.Why else but to mate?You won't kill me.
>>82945600>>F-list>It's a roleplay site, away from prying eyes where we can be alone together. You need only make an account, should you want to continue our 'riddles' together, fufu~
>mfw the Anubis police walk in when you're waist deep in Sphinx pussy
>>82945675>>mfw the Anubis poIice walk in when you're waist deep in Sphinx pussy
>>82945635I cannot. I only wanted to secure the sphinx pussy.I haven't really done erp before. Maybe once a while ago...But maybe one of these other anons could join you. heh, It would seem I'm not brave enough after all...
>>82945117>>"Correct. I have only two more riddles left then I will be out of your life for good, should you answer them true, fufu.">tfw no riddle giving gf (who also apparently enjoys teasing me with her boobs)Why even live bros
>>82945701Okay, I know what you're probably thinking. I can assure you this is exactly what it looks like.
>>82945719>Oh well, here's a parting gift of my sphinx pussy for your troubles, fufu. You've earned it. Goodbye human. It was fun~
>>82945762heh, boys we secured dinner.But no one was man enough to mount the sphinx, huh?
>>82945793I did and died instantly. Now I'm forever cursed to be a 4chan incel ghost. Don't do it
