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You should join the army. Give your life purpose.
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Imagine recrooting anyone from this shithole. Is the Army that desperate for numbers?
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>>82955248
I tried once, but could never pass a fitness test. Now I am too old.
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>>82955303
eh you ain't missin much
>>82955275
lel, i've seen this in real time.
would never be me unless i was the tyrone
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>>82955248
im not physically or mentally allowed to join
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>>82955321
Based and tyrone pilled
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>>82955248
my MEPS next week
but joining cause unable to get any job and parents unconciously wants me dead
being berated and bullied by strangers than people that knows me from birth would be better
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>>82955362
Cool. I'll be keeping your girl cumpany
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Why are /pol/tards unable to think about anything but black dick?
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>>82955380
I'll never have a gf, I'm joining to delay homelessness for a bit, I'm scared of getting stabbed by local schitzo sleeping in homeless shelter or on streets
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>>82955402
Oh, you'll be fine then. Just be sure to mary a stripper for benefits
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>>82955362
>being berated and bullied by strangers
none of that will happen.
just don't marry a stripper, save your money and don't date any women just use them as fleshlights.
Go to medical constantly so you can get 90% disability when you get out and buy a house with the loan they give you.
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>>82955425
you got any alternative for me? I can't even get a minimum wage jerb for years
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>>82955321
>eh you ain't missin much
There were two active wars happening at the time.
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>>82955248
>joining isreals foreign legion
lol lmao
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>>82955446
well, what kind of shitskin do you WANT to kill anon?
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>>82955434
I mean...did you want to die in a war?
If not then yeah you missed a shitload.
Otherwise it's not a huge regret you should have, I was active during GWOT
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.
NOTHING AT ALL
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>>82955429
>none of that will happen
meh, I'm the type built to be bullies until death, I won't be spared

>Discrimination, bullying or hazing were self-reported by 40% of military personnel.
>Up to 80% of these experiences occurred in the context of military duties.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0165032725011164

https://youtu.be/8BA5EwsR_rI?si=YsMgCaPSjjn_YNrR&t=1196
>Hegseth also said drill sergeants should be allowed to "put their hands on recruits,"
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>>82955248
never join the army, no matter how dark life gets, suicide is more honorable than joining the army
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>>82955462
>NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.
NOTHING AT ALL
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>>82955477
i was in the USMC, they beat the FUCK out of me when i fucked up in my Unit and combat training, but that was only sometimes.
In Boot Camp I was never hit they aren't allowed to.
They were cracking down on all that stuff when I became an NCO but i never beat up my guys.
Then i talked to an army friend and he said they never did any of that shit, like at all.
If you look at those statistics the bulk of them come from USMC units so if you go to LITERALLY any other branch you'll be fine.
>National Guard Weekend warrior faggot that's never done shit a day in his life says they should beat up recruits
ok i guess anon
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>>82955275
>>82955357
>>82955380
>>82955416
Someone has a fixation. You really like nigger dick that much?
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>>82955497
Im just telling you joining the military would have been a waste of time and you're lucky not to have done it.
if it seems like i'm gaslighting you then...yeah i'm glad im gaslighting you anon kek
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>>82955275
Stupid russian trole
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>>82955556
not that anon just wanted to put the meme there
>>82955477
first time I watched it, people act like this guy is retarded but his speech does have some good changes though, I agree with most of what he is saying
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>>82955544
Sorry you had to join, life sucks ass. I'm guessing you can't sue people or whatever since military court works differently. Hopefully you are right and it'll be at minimal if army takes me.
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Former 11B (Infantryman) here. If anyone is actually considering joining then AMA. Or if you just feel like hearing some stories or some shit that works too.

The Army is good for some guys, bad for others. I definitely don't think anyone or everyone should do it and I will say that making a career out of it isn't the move unless you just FUCKIN LOVE being a hooah.

To preface by the way; your job and your unit (Especially your unit) will dictate the quality of training you receive, the people that run your life, the gear you get, etc... and there are definitely good and bad units. Enlisting is therefore a dice roll. But there are constants which I can go over in more detail.
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>>82955609
for a hardcore autist that can barely make friends, could the army straighten him out while not be deathly overwhelming? Or better yet what jobs are best for people like me?
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>>82955609
11B is the meat grinder MOS right? Trump will want to have some have some fun in his last term, probably a bad idea to join as 11B now.
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>>82955265
>>82955338
You should support your country a bit more.
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>>82955248
>You should join the army. Give your life purpose.
it's so easy to solve the #1 problem that /r9k/ complains about every day
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>>82955248
>Threads about joining military on /r9k/
>Trying to recruit robots
Are we going to war next year or something?
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>>82955604
>Sorry you had to join
I don't feel sorry for myself i joined because i was a worthless shitstain but now im a shitstain with money and some independence.
I wouldn't sue the NCOs that hit me because they were training me to be better and not get myself killed.
A little cucked I know but its true since i put myself in that situation.
I never hit my own guys because they were smarter than me when I was their rank and I had better ways of being an NCO than just hitting people and yelling at them.
You're joining a better branch which puts you several iq points above me, make the right decisions and you should be fine.
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>>82955656
>You should support your country a bit more.
Why?
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>>82955664
no one tell him about how many military wives cheat to the point it's a running joke in the army
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>>82955557
You seem upset.
I promise, the big bad Russians aren't fucking your girl.
Your own country men and politicians are
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>>82955628
That's kinda where I was when I went in. Thought about killing myself in basic but I made it through. I'm better socially now but my knees hurt all the fucking time.

Depends on what piques your interest. There's intel, mechanics, arms repair, you name it and the Army has a job for it. Air Force has better living conditions though so if you can find it in there and you're concerned about not dragging your ass through the dirt that may be your best bet.

>>82955649
I wanted to go to war and GWOT ended while I was in OSUT because God hates me. On the plus side I may get to police academy in the next few months.
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>>82955664
Seriously the military should be giving me a medal and a check for my strategy of recruiting incels and making fun of how the military always gets cucked, but it is better to have fucked then get cucked then never fucked pussy at all.

For fuck sake I probably got you more recruits than that slut Lujan.
You're welcome.
I look forward to having sex with all of your wives
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>>82955754
>but it is better to have fucked then get cucked then never fucked pussy at all.
Nope, literally the exact opposite. Being a cuck is infinitely more shameful than being a touchless monk.
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>>82955702
>Going
Nigga you have been in one for 20 years.
We just haven't popped off wjth a kinetic war against a major super power.
>My money is the next kinetic wars aren't gonna be china and russia. We like talking tough to each other but when you look closer US, China and Russia work closer than it appears.
>I'd expect intervention in middle east for Israel unless there is a total collapse of support. And I mean beyond what we're seeing.
>Then south America for resources. You can already see some actions taken
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>>82955759
You are right... however choosing to be a touchless monk is not the same as being forced to be a touchless monk.

Easier to sell hopeless men a shot at hope with the realistic expectation every girl you meet is just for fun and not to be trusted then sell them that suffering is actually a proud accomplishment.
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>>82955730
>You seem upset.
Not really. Just pointing out that you've been here for quite a while generating AI cuck porn.
>>82955754
>>82955798
Like I said, one might think (You) have a bit of a fixation on black dudes fucking your hypothetical wife.
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>>82955798
Nope, literally the exact opposite regardless of your choice in the matter. Being a cuckold is spiritual revocation of your manhood. An incel retains his dignity by merit of having never been cuckolded.
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>>82955824
>I'm not mad
>Continues seething in thread.
Lol. Cry more faggot
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>>82955836
You are retarded.
>Choosing to be an incel.
Incel by definition is not a choice.
A volcel chooses purity and their choice should be admired.
But an incel? And icel would fuck the shit out of any slut who would give him the time of day. He isn't making a dignified choice, he has failed at every attempt to get what he wants most
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>>82955888
>seething
I think you are vastly overestimating your own ability to troll. But I can respect you found something to post that isn't cuck porn, good for you.
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>>82955656
Imagine not supporting our warfighters by sexually satisfying their wives so they can focus on the mission.
Unpatriotic
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>>82955915
>I'm still not mad
>I'm just staying in a thread of you posting cuck memes pointing out how frequently military wives cheat on their husbands and replying to every post to show how super not mad I am
Lol, you know there are other threads right?
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>>82955912
You didn't even read what I said. I said regardless of your choice. Incel or volcel, all eternally better than being a cuckolded little bitch of a once-man.
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>>82955952
Yeah, but I'm getting (You)s off of you. Also I was talking to other people, but they aren't spamming the thread with cuck porn so I haven't gotten too many responses yet.

>pointing out how frequently
Sure, happens more to military dudes than most civvies. But it's not nearly as many as you think. Also, posting a dozen AI generated cuck memes is still mad suspect but you do you I guess. I suppose the chance exists that you aren't actually a cuckhold but rather a massive sperg
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>>82955248
>Which recruiter would win, the used up e whore psyop that people can't stand and see as an attention whore and every attention whore who turned them down or mislead them with false promises.
Vs
>The chad admission that YOU WILL GET KEKED, but you get no pussy now, you will get to see the world and make friends, you will get money, you will have job prospects after and it beats your life now

I think I have tapped the new recruiter marketing angle. Stop selling the fake image that has made incels hate society, embrace the brutal truth that has light at the end of the tunnel
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>>82955996
>But I'm collecting so many (you)s
This isn't reddit. No one cares how many up(you)s you collected.

If you don't like it go to a different thread.
If you are mad and desperate to argue just admit it.
Kinda sad trying to pretend to not be seething
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>>82956065
>No one cares how many up(you)s you collected
I'm just bored, nigger. Literally sitting on my hands at work. I have nothing better to do right now.

>If you don't like it go to a different thread
>If you are mad and desperate to argue
>Kinda sad trying to pretend

The only thing I have said is that you seem to have a peculiar fixation with the idea of black guys fucking wives. If anything you seem to be the one getting upset and defensive.
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>>82956108
>Umm akshully I'm bored so you should stop posting jokes about fucking my wife
Totally not mad bro.
The memes will continue.
Thank you for bumping the thread
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>>82955248
I wouldn't be let in because I would enjoy the prospect of killing my enemies. I already actively suppress this just to survive.
If you're really that desperate for recruits just pilot some fuckin drones that's all that matters anymore.
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>>82956132
It's funny how mad you think I am. Tell me anon, am I grinding my teeth? Is my face red? Maybe my veins are bulging as I clench my fists?

Couldn't possibly be sitting here trying not to fall asleep, debating on getting up to go take a piss.

>The memes will continue.
Spend as much time generating AI cuck porn as you wish. All I'm saying is that it ain't a good look, but you can dig that hole as deep as you want.
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>>82956153
If the military adopted Mechs like in Armored Core, I would be a happy career man for the rest of my life
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>>82956155
>Not a good look bro
It's an anonymous message board
Not Facebook

There is no "look"
Just laughs and memories
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>>82956179
>Cope
Okay bro.
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Lookslike you found something uncreative to spam with a new larp. Funny how you reeeee about le jews and le zogbot, yet you larp as one. Hkw many larps do you have now? I stopped counting after 20.
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>>82956170
>Like armored core
Impractical, but you might enjoy some of the mechanical stuff if you have the aptitude.
Only problem right now is right to repair in military contracting so they are legally getting cukked out of repairing their own equipment now.
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>>82956198
>Impractical
Theres just no point if there isn't a giant walking mech suit MAAAAANNNNN
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>>82956197
Cuckland airforce base is that you?
Don't you have better shit to do then cry over words on the internet?
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>>82956207
I hear ya. To be honest, doing mechanical work is fun. If you are young enough consider trades.
Closest you will get to a "mech" is drone operator.
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>>82955248
Youre just posting this because of my thread from yesterday. But dude, I do fuck all every single day. I already get yelled at by my manager and have zero time to myself. Joining the army will at least give me a modicum of free time back.
>just quit
But then I won't know what to do.
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>>82956437
I (>>82955609) am still here if you have questions.
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>>82956579
How many guys did your wife fuck?
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>>82956624
Just me. We did get divorced though.
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>>82956579
>>82947224
link is my old thread.
>what branch to join
>is it worth it to try to become a co?
>is it worth it to become a technical nco?
>how good are army education programs? like can i do actual schooling while in there in a way that wont cause me to explode with stress?
> i know they drill into your head that you will kill people, but like does it even happen?
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>>82956638
Rough, but common.
Hope it went amicable.
Do you have a sense of humor about my recruiting tactics of selling incels on the military by telling them they will get cucked but its better than not getting laid?
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>>82956651
>>what branch to join
Depends on what you want.

>>is it worth it to try to become a co?
Do you like paperwork? Do you like being your partnered NCO's bitch? You'll make a lot of extra money though. And it does look much nicer on a resume when you leave.

>>is it worth it to become a technical nco?
Probably. Warrant Officer is better though

>>how good are army education programs? like can i do actual schooling while in there in a way that wont cause me to explode with stress?
Never messed with them personally, but according to some old friends of mine the answers vary WILDLY. You will get a GI bill though.

>does it even happen?
Not unless you deploy to combat. Even then, not always. Also, if you're a support MOS you're way less likely to see action than a combat arms MOS. You are almost guaranteed to see a suicide/training death or two though.
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>>82956691
>Hope it went amicable.
Not in the least

>Do you have a sense of humor
I do, but I will stand by the fact that spamming cuck porn is pretty suspicious
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>>82956651
>What branch
Here is the food quality breakdown
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>dying for Zionist kikes and their puppets

No thanks, bro
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>>82955248
I already did and got out
2009-2015, did a tour in Afghanistan
Shit sucked
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>>82957911
Did they at least have ribs once a week at the cafeteria
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>>82956727
Not him but would you have free time for nerdy projects while serving?
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>>82957990
The only time I ate at the DFAC was when I had to (Basic Training or at a FOB. Bigger bases in Afghanistan had actual restaurants)
Any other time I ate out, or just MREs
I don't really remember the food
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>>82958006
>literal restaurants on base
Damn anon doesnt sound bad at all. And I was trying to pussy out and join Navy so I could be on a boat instead
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>>82958039
There's way gayer stuff than just food. You won't go hungry in the Armed Forces. A lot of people get fat, actually (that's mostly due to excessive drinking, though)
I wouldn't be so single-minded
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>>82955248
I should join it to get away from my mom's oversharing.
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>>82957463
>necrobumping your own thread
Yikes and cringe.

>kike
>kike
>kike
OBSESSED
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>>82958050
Definitely not just the food but sounds comfy ngl
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>>82958089
If you like being treated like an actual retarded child and be told what to do all the time, it's fine.
It gets very annoying with how little they trust their own soldiers to conduct themselves, though.
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>>82955609
What if I do cyber or intel is it at least bearable
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>>82958147
I'm >>82957911
I was a 35P, Intel Corps
It's not as fun as you would think. In my 6 years, I did my actual REAL job maybe for 8 months. And almost every other Intel person was a faggot or woman trying to screw you over.

You can make a lot of money after you get out, though.
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>>82956791
i want to join the CIA. How do I get started?
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>>82958191
Get a college degree in a relevant field
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>>82958181
Did you at least get to travel to yurop or anything
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>>82958191
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask ?
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>>82958219
All my training and TDY stuff was domestic:
Did basic in Ft. Leonard Wood, MO
Fort Stewart, GA
Monterey, CA
San Angelo, TX

My deployment to Afghanistan was the only time I went abroad
We had stops in Germany, Turkey and Kyrgyzstan, though.
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>>82958236
Doesnt sound too bad. I was cyber in the AF but they kicked me out for stupid bullshit 2 months out of boot camp. You think trying for 35 series is a good backup plan?
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>>82958280
>You think trying for 35 series is a good backup plan?
If you just want the clearance and fuck off making bank as a contractor, sure
Treat the whole experience like a game to play

>they kicked me out for stupid bullshit 2 months out of boot camp
What did you do and how were you discharged? Depending on this you could be barred from entry.
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>>82958000
I played D&D pretty often. You should get most weekends and federal holidays.

>>82958191
Try to join the Peace Corps but have a really impressive resume
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>>82958288
Sounds pretty good to me. They told me I might have to start as 25B and move up from there.

It wasnt anything that bad I should be eligible to join other branches
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>>82958366
>It wasnt anything that bad
If it was medical or something they hastily came up with to DQ you from service, you'll be fucked
You can just ask the recruiter, they can find out pretty quickly.
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>>82958380
> something they hastily came up with to DQ you from service
Pretty much this, but despite my paperwork being fucked some did offer to take me for 25B and then I could transfer to a higher clearance later
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>>82955380
Who is that in the video? I know shes a PS but I cant remember the name?
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>>82955544
Never got hit but I did have a DI scream in my ear so hard it almost popped. Think he was trying to get around the no hitting rule.
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>>82955544
Did you at least come back jacked ? Thought of usmc just for the physical transformation.
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>>82955248
a hot detroit style pizza gives me enough purpose
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>>82958922
>pizza: makes you fat and gross
>army: makes you jacked and hot
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>>82955248
My country has mandatory conscription for men
Why the fuck would you willingly sign up for this shit when you have the freedom not to? Biggest waste of time I had to endure
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>>82958573
yeah, if you take it seriously you'll get bigger and stronger. I'd say i'm stronger than 90% of the people i meet excluding women.
I was 125lbs when i joined the peak of my weight was 230lbs but i dropped back to 195lbs when i became a martial arts instructor.
>>82958470
kek common occurrence
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>>82955248
I'm 29 and completely out of shape.
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>your life is meaningless unless you die overseas for corporate interests
Lol fucking hoorah niggers can tongue my anus.
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I AINT DYING FOR JEWS.
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>>82955248
i did, cried in the shower and left after my time was up. now what?
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>>82955248
Way ahead of ya :)
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Welfare queen posting commence!
Deploy already. Do something.
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>>82961913
>Oakley light assaults
Exquisite taste
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>>82960650
At some point I just want to do a David Goggins level transformation and come back an animal. Definitely not qualifying for SEAL but I guess Marine is close.

I mean if I did a desk job MOS like intel would it at least be close to AF cyber QoL
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>>82956170
Fighter jets are close enough to mech autism
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>>82962100
alot of marines end up being huge.
i should have gotten HGH and juiced since i was 17/18 at the time...
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>>82963257
I wanna do it but heard they get treated like shit and no benefits compared to other branches
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>>82955746
>but my knees hurt all the fucking time.
As a POG, this is every combat guy I talk to. The fuck do they do to y'all over there?
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>>82963320
I wouldn't recommend it although it was easy to convince the VA i was 90% disabled because i was a marine doe
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>>82955248
Not the army here but a navy guy. Went to meps a few weeks ago and made a temporary bud who was pretty based about alot of things and not a retard. We talked about hypergamy very briefly. Too bad I didn't get any contact info that sort of interaction is rare nowadays and people are generally soulless.
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>>82955362
You'll like the military.

I went from earning $0 to $40k in a year and then from $40k to $80k in another year after earning Corporal and getting deployed. Easy low-risk missions abroad and you get to fuck European girls (Latvia for me).
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>>82963473
What branch nigga

>>82963376
Would you recommend Army or something else ?
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>>82963484
Yeah or the Airforce.
The army is kinda for everyone since each unit in the army is basically a different branch
>Hey kid wanna kill people?
Ranger
>Hey kid wanna kill people but you're still an adjusted member of society?
Green Beret
>Hey Kid are you autistic for machines?
Motor T or Mechanic
>Are you that but wanna kill people?
Tiltrotor
>Hey kid are you smart?
Cyber
etc etc
Airforce is good for people who are very professional and technically inclined.
The airforce guys i worked with were some of the most professional well put together guys i've ever met.
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>>82963511
What about Navy? They offered me CTN/IS . Could get billets to Ramstein if im lucky
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>>82963549
IT is good in any branch because you're guaranteed a job in the DOD as a civilian.
According to my navy buddies(of which there are few i hate navy guys) boat life is hell lots of time on the boat and other bullshit.
They fuck fleshlights alot...
Most navy guys are fat, in my experience the navy spawns some of the most unprofessional, disgusting fatties i've ever seen.
I love my navy diverbros and of course corpsmen both are chads.
If i were ranking branches based on how much you can get out of them
>Airforce
>National Guard
>Army
>Coastguard
>Navy
>Marine corps
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>>82955702
There is no war. You're already in a hellscape as the status quo. Any warfighting is entirely isolated from the public unless some political pearl-clutching is needed, otherwise it's mostly esoteric and does not affect you in any way.

The people who are going "hurr I won't wanna die for Israel" have the wrong idea. If you're a loser, joining the military might actually work out for you because you force the government to support you. You are now one of the recipients of their welfare. You don't even have to join a combat position if you care about that thing. This is why using the military to get ahead could be something that actually works out for you.

I'd personally pick an occupation with clear overlap in civilian life so you can be in the military for a few years, then get out once you're trained and educated (all paid for) and transition to civilian job equivalents.
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>>82963352
Ruck marching, and a lot of it. Plus running around and doing multi-week training events with a full combat load. You also get fucked with if you try and go to the TMC
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>>82963608
I was AF but they did not like me. I guess Army is the best back up plan.


Navy cyber / CWT is 90% shore based from what I heard. But you never know, these recruiters love lying.
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>>82963657
what's funny is you don't need to even do all that much rucking during an actual Op.
I guess it toughens you up a little...until your knees burst like overripe grapes
>>82963681
>these recruiters love lying.
trvke.
What happened to you in the AF? Why didn't they like you? Autism?
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>>82963618
Trvke get that 90%+ disability. At least to all the unfortunate souls that end up joining
>>82963657
You don't even need to ruck that often during an actual Op.
That shit is crazy...it toughens you up a good bit doe till your knees burst like overipe grapes.
>>82963681
> these recruiters love lying
Trvke. My diver bro was a cook and thought he would be shore only but ended up in a submarine...
Why didn't the AF like you? Autistic?
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>>82963704
I was late to class a few times during tech school and ended up on the NCOs shit list.
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>>82963511
Smart, wanna kill, will probably get addicted to it.
Which where?
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>>82963729
Sorry i responded twice 4chan shit itself...
>I was late to class a few times during tech school
Yeesh. you can't do that. I don't think you can get away with that in the army either...
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>>82963704
>toughens you up a little...until your knees burst like overripe grapes
It's good. I can still run, jump, and roll. Not to mention I get gibs for it.
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>>82963746
It wasnt career ending but I was already being watched, then the new PT standards came along and they were looking for reasons to get rid of me and a bunch of other people.
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>>82955248
>give your life purpose
by throwing it away?
in all likelihood, they'll send you over to fight for some conflict you don't care about or for some country you hate
and if you happen to care and want to do your best, odds are you'll be the first to die to some billion dollar weapon shot you could do nothing about (or a shitty fpv drone).
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>>82963771
I was lucky because me and a group of my buds were the best ruckers in the unit so we just picked up the fall outs and put them in the safety vehicle.
It was really sad and depressing watching grown ass men cry for their mommy while an NCO shook the fuck out of them and slapped them and stuff...
>>82963772
>new PT standards
yeah navy might be the best way to go since their pt standards are non existent.
i think the army has the most room for upward mobility
>>82963737
>Green Beret
>become a medic
>marry a mid white woman who you cheat on
>make a podcast
>????
>profit
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>>82955248
Fuck you, kike. Go back to /pol/. I don't even live in USA.
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>>82955888
>We're gay
No shit!
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>>82963815
>was really sad
I always found it fucking disgusting. Don't get me wrong, when I went to OSUT I was beyond out of shape (294/600 on my first ACFT) but I never fucking cried like a girl.

It always made me angry. THESE are the fucking guys I'm supposed to go to war with? I wanted to see them discharged on the spot.
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>>82955248
My life has purpose aplenty without senselessly murdering people overseas for no discernable reason other than contractor $$$. I'd join up if I lived in a country that ACTUALLY used its military for defense, but that isn't the US.
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>>82963815
Navy is cool because they gave me a good offer, mostly shore based rate and no need to redo BMT.


But Latvia sounds nice, tell us about it anon
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>>82963815
>Medic

Eeeeh, not really interested in failing successfully.
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>>82955248
They wouldn't take me.
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>>82955656
A CCP supporting Chinese girl showed me her tits, so I would never support America now.
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>>82963511
What if I wanna do top secret stealth shit like MGS
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>>82963905
Yeah navy might be best for you
>Latvia
huh?
>>82963921
>failing successfully.
Green Beret Medics are basically doctors and are trained to perform actual trauma surgery. They probably have most godlike IQs of anyone I ever met idk what you're talking about man.
A bunch of them become actual doctors later on
>>82963956
>Go Recon or RRR
>Trained to become a literal competitive ranked ninja terrorist
>????
>profit?
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>>82964003
What about 35F? Top secret stealth shit but with computers.
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>>82964003
Yeah, i like this idea. The wiggle room to fail is appetizing.
Doctoring / lawyering is some familial or golden cuffs trap.

cyber really is all mossad
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>>82964086
Intel analyst?
You might deploy and do some stealth shit.
You might just end up in a command room your entire career.
The branch that has the most crossover with combat and non-combat roles is the Marine corps.
I know cooks that have more bodies than i can think of just because they were a marine.
>>82964118
>cyber really is all mossad
Trvke...like literally actually you're just a backup mossad agent
DOD civilian opportunities doe!
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>>82964165
> I know cooks that have more bodies than i can think of just because they were a marine.

Lmao. My marine recruiter literally told me he was a cook and never did shit because he was a cook.
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>>82964165
As long as I feel like Snake while doing jack shit at a cyber role thatll make me money.
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>>82964210
So in the marine corps anyone can be deployed regardless of your mos
some mos cross paths with combat jobs alot
>motor t
>supply
>intel
etc etc
Doesnt mean you'll do anything its just more likely in the marine corps
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>>82964326
Yes it literally says
>everyone is a rifleman
>youre a marine first
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>>82964347
in the marine corps you do so much random shit especially when you hit e4
I had like 7 different jobs i barely did my original mos which was 2 different jobs smooshed into one and i still had to be combat trained its not for everyone
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>>82964003
Some anon said he got to fuck Latvian girls
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>>82956727
How do you become a warrant officer then? I'd like to be able to sleep in on Mondays. And Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays and every day actually.
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>>82958191
That's a big guy for you
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why do so many of them end up killing themselves?
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>>82964783
national guard and army has a air chief program right now.
Warrant officer right off the street kek its fucking nuts
>>82964809
Several reasons.
For combat guys its pretty obvious.
Alot of people go into the military already broken or suicidal desu
Then there's the people who fit in so well in the military that the regular ass lifestyle is just so meaningless to them they just an hero.
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>>82964787
If I took it off will you die ?
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>>82964783
Most common is to be an NCO and then transition into it. Usually Warrants are technical specialties that are grabbed from a related MOS. Need to have a good record and a high ASVAB. Then you get sponsored by an existing WO wo become one.

The meme is that they never work and never have to go to meetings. I wouldn't know because I never saw one at work or at any meetings.

>>82964809
A lot of people join looking for purpose. They get in, find there was never any purpose to begin with, and then it all comes tumbling down (tumbling down, tumbling down).



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