/r9k/ - Zoomers attempting to mate guard their women has t - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/30/25(Thu)04:47:44 No.82958970

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Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)04:47:44 No.82958970 Archived

Zoomers attempting to mate guard their women has to be the most pathetic thing ever, but it's kinda cute in a pathetic way kek

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)05:00:05 No.82959034

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)05:00:05 No.82959034

>>82958970
That guy has nice shoulders and chest desu

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)07:23:44 No.82959689

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)07:23:44 No.82959689

>>82958970

lol my mum was 15 and my dad was 18 when they started dating. Alot of girls prefer guys 2 or more years older than them. it is quite pathetic seeing these guys tweak over small age gaps because their women are dating older guys.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)07:34:33 No.82959761

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)07:34:33 No.82959761

>>82958970
>18 ya limit is 18
There's probably a dozen retards out there that broke up with their girlfriends because they turned 18 and she's still 17

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)08:41:18 No.82960217

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)08:41:18 No.82960217

>>82958970
He is an incel

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)08:45:08 No.82960249

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)08:45:08 No.82960249

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Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)08:52:49 No.82960317

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)08:52:49 No.82960317

My wife is 12 years younger.
You can keep the hags.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)09:33:24 No.82960609

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)09:33:24 No.82960609

>>82960317
Im 18 and I like a guy thats 32. How do I not ruin my relationship with ny parents if we ever get together?

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)09:36:23 No.82960623

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)09:36:23 No.82960623

>>82958970
I'm 35 in a serious relationship with a 19 year old and this nigger can't do shit about it.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)09:36:59 No.82960630

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)09:36:59 No.82960630

>18 ya limit is 18
so if you are 1 day older than your gf and turn 18 you are pedo?

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)09:37:43 No.82960636

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)09:37:43 No.82960636

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Is 'mate guard' the new flavor of the month zoom zoom buzzword? Fucking hell.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)10:38:23 No.82961093

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)10:38:23 No.82961093

>>82958970
He looks constipated. Maybe he has a rod stuck up his ass.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)10:50:31 No.82961172

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)10:50:31 No.82961172

>>82958970
Why do stupid people care about this stuff so much. I've noticed that the dumber someone is the more they care about pedophilia and the age of consent. Intellectuals believe it should be 14, while latinx foids who started smoking weed at 13 believe it should be 21.