What is the weirdest thing you have ever masturbated to, r9k?
>>82959375unironically, your mom
A tree it looked like boobs and i was 10 and horny
>>82959383Hahahaha funni xDDD gifiensiaopakcvigowpks
diaper guro hentai
>>82959375furry testicle torture with sub dom dynamic
>>82959375child porn snuff
>>82959375bnwo white extinction sissy hypno white boy beat downs
>>82959464snuff videos are a hoax
>>82959464Bro you can't just casually say that
>>82959375irl femboy getting fucked by a dog
>>82959471You can go to /gif/ and probably see one right now but okay retard
>>82959492cartel shit and wrecked isn't what snuff film means
>>82959464Lol im a glowie, good job making my job easier kid, ur done
>>82959375Unbirth TF
>>82959375I want Zerglings and Hydralisks to fuck me and then lay eggs in me so I can incubate them until they spawn into larva. I want to serve the hive.
>>82959375All sorts of murder, torture, and gore.
>>82959515I take it you use an impossible definition of snuff film then, because any police detective could tell you that these films exist.
>>82959576are you indian? tf
>>82959561Sorry to ruin your fantasy anon but lings and lisks (and all other morphs/castes for that matter) are reproductively sterile. Only hatcheries can produce eggs/larvae.
Fuckin pedofags I knew this was gonna bait them to come out. Stupid fucks
based mods quick on the drawbut what the fuck is 'Mastodon', and why does it require JavaScript?
>>82959740why'd you click the links niggait's like a deregulated web3 twitter clone, anyone can start an instance of it and Mastodon (I think) as a company as zero control over what's posted. idk the technical side of it
>>82959760"you need JavaScript for the site to work" should really be one of those things that's considered breaking web standards or some shit.i actually grasp needing Flash Player or Silverlight or something more. but you can't make your script output some HTML on a web page, even as some 'less dynamic' non-JS fallback? fucking internet
>>82959375A woman getting whipped in a BDSM porn video. The weird part is I didn't watch it. I just listened to the crack of the whip and the woman crying and begging them to stop.
>>82959801guy who just discovered kinks
>>82959375SemsAll day, every day, she needs to get to 400lb
>>82959375Metamorphosis among others like it
>>82959375>be 12>live with mother and three older sisters>seen them in all sorts of clothing... nothing>seen them in bikinis fully shaved/waxed... nothing>aunt comes over one day wearing a tank top>hairy arm pits>cock gets harder than chinese calculus, and faster than a chinese kid assembling an iphone>fap fuel for years
>>82959710You're saying that like I haven't been playing Starcraft since I was 4. Yeah dude I know how they hatch, let me fuck some cracklings anyway.
>>82959747can you write the full story as a greentext? i wanna have my weirdest fap
>>82959787>implying devs won't happily break web standardsI can't even get my coworkers to use the right status codes.
>>82959375videos of women getting circumcised and oophrectomy videos
>>82959375prefer not to say. I've seen insane shit downloaded via eMule when I was 13.
