Why doesnt r9k get a dog? They are such happy and innocent animals. Would improve anyones life
i cant be trusted with a plant
i would be too depressed to take care of it i cant even take care of myself
>>82967434Fembots would use it as a sex toyRobots would forget to feed it and blame foids when it died
>>82967434robots cant even take care of themselves dont put an animal as needy and potentially damaging as a dog in their hands
>>82967434I already have one and take care of my sister's. He is a ball of joy in my life and I can attest that it does make your life better to have a dog. On the other hand I have to go outside to walk him and I hate being around other people. If I lived somewhere more rural then it'd be perfect.
>>82967434THEY FUCKING GAVE AWAY MY DOG WHILST I WAS IN HOSPITAL BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIEFUCKING WAR WAR WAR WAR
>>82967456this. also losing a pet is devastating
>>82967434NEET and i have to pay money to own one
>>82967434I've always wanted a dog. But since then I've become more sad and I'm afraid my dog will become sad too and I don't want that for him
>>82967725This won't help much but, get a dog my dear robot! The dog will love you and make you happy! I hope your life gets better soon! We evolved from monkeys and they have always been our best friend since then!
my horny ass could never get a dog XD
if i got a dog i would rape it and maybe skin it alive maybe
My dog is geriatric and his legs don't work well anymore and he has over 9000 highly specific rituals that require specific attention or he screeches and he shits and pisses everywhere even right after you take him outside. Not putting him down because too attached I want him to die in his sleep naturally. If I could do my 20's all over again I would've never adopted a dog but I'll do right by my boy
>>82967434I generally like dogs, but I wouldn't want one as a pet because they're way too needy and attention seekingMy cats know when to fuck off, that's the major difference
>>82968425>>82969076heres your attention you apparently lacked as a child
>>82967434What a pathetic coping mechanism It should be animal abuse just for giving this sort if advice to /r9k/You are genuinely a horrible person just for sharing this option to this board, some gay faggot on YouTube said the same thing because him and his wife were consuming a show togetherNormies in the can't even raise a child properly Fembots and Robots both need to be neutered and date each other
Speaking of dogs, you guys listen to this song? I can't get it out of my headhttps://youtu.be/EeTDf6Anakg?si=OCb-9bz5MhdqobVW
>>82970474That's not funny and I say this as someone that swatted their dog before for barking. It was semi out of my hands my neighbor was being a schizo and trying to get me evicted for my dog "barking" too much but I swear was using some sort of high pitched tool to make him bark. After he left my dog stopped barking at all. I'm sorry....
>>82967434I'm more of a cat person than a dog person.
>>82967434yeah, dogs are pretty nice. my parents have two dogs i get to cuddle whenever they visit. they're chihuahuas so they can travel with them.
I'm allergic and hypoallergenic dogs are lame and ugly. I have a lizard, but she's more of a decoration than a pet. Reptiles don't know love, all they know is survival.
>>82968425>>82969076Haha wow so edgy xD rawr
>>82967434its only morally kind of okay if you adopt a dogbuying dogs is morally wrong, and in a moral society dogs wouldnt exist, because its slaveryby paying for a dog you are paying for a eugenically bred slave. most people castrate their dogs. and berate and abuse themdogs are love slaves. literal slaves we keep for our ego. its wrong, thats why i dont have any petsthe whole concept of a pet is slaverywe used to also have human pets, and those were slaves
