/r9k/ - Fembots what would a anon have to be in order to d - ROBOT9001

6'10
Bitcoin millionaire
Face of an international male model
Has never looked at a female with lust before
Virgin who has never orgasmed before
Obsessed with me like a lost puppy and will only leave my presence when ordered to by me
Huge penis that barely fits in me but doesn't hurt, exactly 135 millimeters girth
Doesn't play videogames or have any interest except building craftsmen level furniture for my home
Knows 7 languages and is highly competent in every field that has ever existed
Can kill a man with one punch and easily with a UFC championship if he felt like it
Great cook
Doesn't care if I get fat
Doesn't care if I sleep with other men for variety
Doesn't care if I carry another man's baby
Doesn't care if I disrespect him in public
Eats ass
Doesn't mind if my gay friends make him have sex with them
Crawls in mud and barks like a dog for my amusement
Gives me all of his money in the divorce
Takes the kids to school and feeds them and does their homework while I go to the spa
Doesn't age and keeps all his hair
Grows taller and stronger every day until he is two stories tall
Invests wisely even before the wall Street Jews and AI make their moves
Dies of heartache immediately after I die because he loved me so much

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)10:44:17 No.82969988

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)10:44:17 No.82969988

>>82969958
TRUE THING KAWEEEEEEEN

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:36:05 No.82970313

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:36:05 No.82970313

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Realistically, taller than 5'7, average face, not obese and has teeth, takes basic care of himself, white, middle class, not a degenerate or violent or cheater, Christian, wants kids. Everything else is just extra nice to haves.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:38:02 No.82970322

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:38:02 No.82970322

>>82970313
>tfw 5'6
I really should just get leg lengthening surgery

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:38:51 No.82970331

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:38:51 No.82970331

>>82970313
This seems very reasonable, why can't you find a guy like this IRL.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:41:52 No.82970352

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:41:52 No.82970352

>>82970331
Probably thinks every guy is a degen so that becomes the catch-all disqualifier.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:44:25 No.82970379

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:44:25 No.82970379

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>>82970322
Its not worth it just become an emo twink at that point.
>>82970331
Already did, but it took literally 8 years to find him, and I had to initiate. I'm a 4/10 though.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:46:21 No.82970390

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:46:21 No.82970390

>>82969880
You deserve the opposite of those things and so much worse.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)11:50:21 No.82970415

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)11:50:21 No.82970415

>>82970379
Don't have the features to pull off the twink look.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:04:46 No.82970512

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:04:46 No.82970512

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>>82970415
Fashionista italian style then

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:10:04 No.82970544

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:10:04 No.82970544

>>82970322
even with surgery you'd at best be 5'9, best to just give up and kys like a good manlet

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:12:02 No.82970557

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:12:02 No.82970557

>>82970415
What about walrusmaxxing? Short, fat, bald, glasses, thick mustache.

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:18:35 No.82970601

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:18:35 No.82970601

>>82970557
Can't grow beard and don't want to shave my head desu.
>>82970544
Honestly yeah true

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)12:20:46 No.82970613

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)12:20:46 No.82970613

>>82969871
Smell my farts.