POV: you are Alexander the Great
>>82979096where's my horse? i'm pretty sure he had one of those, and what's that bright thing on the ceiling? i don't think they had those back then
>>82979104Maybe this is more accurate
>>82979111No horse, so sad, if i was alexander the great i'd have you dragged across the town or something for lack of horse
>>82979096>>82979111Behead it.
>jacob((((((stein)))))))Surprise sur-fucking-prise. that said still would tfw no qt eromenos to conquer the world for
>>82979096I was straight faced while watching that, but then I laughed when I read your post, didn't he mourn for weeks over him?The absolute state of Macedonia.
>>82979270>didn't he mourn for weeks over him?Lmao slavs
>>82979270You're thinking of Hadrian
>>82979096Were they making retarded tiktok dances back then too?>>82979111I can smell his breath from here.
>>82979096I like women but I would absolutely conquer that bussy too
>>82979096You are not gay if you want to fuck that.
>>82979111Is she taking estrogen, or is she just naturally that pretty?
>>82979111ok, sauce?
>>82980053They still go by he him at this point. Could very well be true intersex hermaphrodite. These peoples bodies naturally produce lower levels of androgens. Would explain their frame as well.>>82980123Jacob Stein
What do you think his diet looks like?
>>82979096>>82979111Are these men or women? Cause either way I will mate and breed both of them
>>82979096Imagine not impregnating their harem with 500 women they must be gay, (has wife multiple children) b-but gays at the time had that, let me self insert turning a historical figure gay to make me feel better and important bigot
>>82981395Alexander was a Chad he fucked every single hot person there was at the time.
>>82981395>>82981422This kind of shit makes me feel bad for figures like newton, the guy was probably just autistic
