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Why did Satan actually think he could beat god?
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god made him in that fashion
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>>82985367
You can't defy an omnipotent being but that omnipotent being can make sure you think that way
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You haven't gotten the answer to that question yet

I hope he beats god
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>>82985367
He didn't, he just refuse to be lesser than someone and denied god, hence his sin being pride, I would agrue that he was in the right to deny him but that's a different subject
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>>82985367
If God is infinite, all knowing and all powerful, then Satan is God. Anything else is fanfiction.
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>Why did Satan actually think he could beat god?
Pride.
That was literally the whole point of the fall of satan stories.
That his pride was out of all proportion to his legitimate limited authority.
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>>82985367
???
He's a servant of G-d.
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>>82985717
>g-d
>kike?
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>be the "only" god in your "monotheistic" religion
>have a rival with superpowers, a son with superpowers, a large host of spirits, demons, angels, giants, dragons and talking animals with superpowers
>can't beat your rival, can't save your son's life, can't do jack diddly fucking shit in spite of being "omnipotent"
>need people to believe in you like you're fucking Tinkerbell just to keep existing

Why are people religious again? How is this not Marvel-Comic tier nonsense?
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>>82985367

The greatest trick Satan ever pulled is by making you think he's God though.
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Cause none of that shit is real nigga
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>>82985367
The fallen angel narrative is just folk theology. The Devil's origin is a mystery, maybe one that is unknowable by humans.
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>>82985367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfHnTFSt4i0
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>>82985367
false story, this isnt what happens in the original judaistic texts

rather satan means adversary and ha-satan (THE satan aka THE ADVERSARY, in this case of the jewish people who are the protagonists of the text) is a title referring to an angel known as Samael, and he commands many minor angels that are also satans, and god gave the purpose of being the heavenly accuser to samael, and so he goes to the real world and attempts to test your faith, and if you fail then when you die he accuses you of moral failings in the heavenly court in front of god, then its up to you and god to figure out what happened.
he never fell from heaven, angels cannot defy god because they are god's minions.
anyway it is said that the snake in the garden of eden was samael's pet and that the angel that wrestled with jacob was samael. in the non-canon book of enoch (that is only considered canon in ethiopian jewish communities) samael was in fact one of the watchers (group of angels that watch mankind from heaven) that left heaven and went onto earth to rape human women and create the nephilim, and then all the watchers were eventually thrown into a part of heaven called the lake of fire where theyre burning and being stabbed by angels with tridents.

from the christian perspective the devil is also not real, the "tempter" that tempted jesus was samael, so that he can accuse him in the heavenly court, but there is an unrelated being in revelations that people conflate these two with, and the beast is instead meant to be a metaphor for nero, not a reference to isaiah, the isaiah chapter refers to a babylonian king and the planet venus, nothing to do with satan at all, but just a piece of literature/metaphor.
hell is also never mentioned in the bible, only an underworld (sheol) in the old testament and a hades in the new testament as well as a valley called gehenna.
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>>82987803
one example of sheol in the old testament is book of ezekiel 32:17-32 where it is said that many great civilizations of the past are now in the realm of the dead, which includes assyria, egypt/pharaoh etc, that is the sheol where the "uncircumcised" lie, aka the enemies of the jews.

nephilim was originally a word meaning "giants", its once again almost a metaphor, referring to the nations that were so much bigger than the nation of y'israel (the jewish race), the story of david and goliath is a story of the small jews triumphing over the bigger nations that attacked them like babylon and egpyt.
nephilim was eventually translated as "giant men", and thats why book of enoch is not considered canon, because it bypasses the analogy and goes straight into literal interpretation, and the book of enoch considers these nephilim (half watcher half humans) as the source of evil today, because their bodies were destroyed in the book but their spirits still remain and they posses humans today and make them do bad things, this lays the foundation for exorcism in ancient and modern religion, but its not considered canon regardless.

its worth noting that the entirety of the old testament is told from the perspective of the jews, meaning all of their enemies are thus in these stories conflated with evil or some metaphysical evil, and they are represented as the good, but really its just a racial supremacist book and the people born to jewish communities are brainwashed by these books and turned into racial supremacists themselves.

in the old testament prophecies about the ha-moshiach, the messiah will come and enslave all the non-jews, and bring about world to come (ha-olam ha-ba) which is the paradise on earth, and the only people allowed will be jews, righteous gentiles and the rest of the peoples souls will be destroyed, that is rather "thrown in the sheol where they will cease to exist" just like in ezekiel.
meaning for most theres no afterlife, only nothingness.
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>>82985367
It's a useful myth to keep people from trying to overthrow the king.

Greek Mythology:
>Kronos eats all his children after hearing a prophecy that he will be overthrown by his own child
>After 5 of their children have been eaten, Rhea decides to hide Zeus away and feed Kronos a rock instead
>Zeus comes back some time later, a literal who that no one's ever heard of
>Takes out Kronos and frees the devoured siblings
>"Uhhh actually turns out I (Zeus) am the son of Kronos so my rule is legitimate..."
This mythology permits for outsiders to come into a society and become king (since they can always claim "actually I was the king's long lost son so it's ok"). Greek society was famously the most democratic
>inb4 muh women and slaves
They still had more democratic freedom than what we have today.

Christian Mythology:
>God has a son
>"This is my heir, no one else will rule other than Him or Myself."
>Satan is rightfully pissed
>"Um you actually have free will. You are free to either obey me or be punished for eternity."
>Satan tries to overthrow the king
>Some faggot called Michael has a gay sword that cuts Satan, then God's son comes in and sends him to eternal damnation
This mythology is very clear:
Do not question the king's rule.
Do not overthrow the hierarchy.

As a bonus
>Do not eat the fruit of knowledge
This is essentially saying not to pry into the knowledge of God (i.e. the hidden knowledge that only the priests may know).

These two sins (i.e. Satan's rebellion and the eating of the apple) are among the first to be told because they are the most important myths for controlling the masses.
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>>82985367
>Why did Satan actually think he could beat god?
That isn't the story.
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You see, OP, the word "Pride" used to mean a much different thing before the world turned into the rotting corpse that it is now. Actually I guess it still means the same thing, the general connotation is just different, but the thing about pride is that by thinking you're too big to fail, you've just set yourself up to get absolutely one-shot in your ignorant hubris.
Also, there's still no cure for AIDS, just treatments to suppress the symptoms and infectivity, but as a retrovirus, it still writes itself into the infected person's DNA, that's not directly related, I just thought that was interesting.
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>>82985367
Monotheism evolved out of Polytheism. So its stories contained a lot of inspirations from polytheistic religions. Things like multiple gods competing with each other as near peer rivals.
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>>82986073
most are faking it for political reasons, fashion, or for reasons of tribal affinity. When they encounter a genuinely religious person, who actually believes in all of the fairy tales, they feel embarrassed that someone might think that they are the same.
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>>82985367
Look up the anthropology of Christianity. Yahweh used to be a minor god in a pantheon, then as he grew in popularity he wrote the other gods out of the story and eventually proclaimed himself the only all powerful God. You can still see remnants of those other forgotten gods like ishtar in the virgin Mary who got downgraded to a human woman who birthed Jesus.

Its actually pretty funny when Christians talk about the lore of their religion as if the current version was the one and only unchanged version. An not merely one of a long series of revisions. The conception of Satan has similarly changed and been interpreted so many ways that ops question becomes nonsensical.
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>>82985367
because he's satan
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>>82985367
Sometimes you have to fight evil tyrants even knowing that you will lose.
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>>82986073
>How is this not Marvel-Comic tier nonsense?
it is, but only if you make it to sound like that
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>>82985367
>Why did Satan actually think he could beat god?
No, not at all. That doesn't matter to him though.
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>>82985367
He was an uppity DEX fag



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