>>82986268
>female
>20-25
>cute
>nice
>loyal

Thats it

>>82986268
>Be a virgin like i am
>Have her own weird interests
>be nice to me
>Not very attractive
>doesn't shave
>socially incompetent, mentally ill or autistic
optional but preferred
>Have no friends
>willing to play games with me
>Into boy's love yaoi or whatever

>>82986278
You'd have any race at any weight?

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>>82986268
>no height preference, can be either taller or shorter than me (im average or slightly below average, depending on who you ask)

>no weight preference, but a requirement, she has to be able to keep up with me physically, at least for a few minutes, that's enough sign that she's healthy enough

>has interests other than me or my own

>has separate friends other than me or my own

>enjoys food (i love cooking)

i think that's it, it's pretty generic i feel, but doesn't sound hard to achieve

(didn't find the uncensored version of picrel, if someone has it, please send it to me thxx)

>>82986268
>female
>alive
>not fat
>loyal
>non aggressive
>no extreme mental illness that would endanger us
So basically a 10/10 in 2025

>>82986268
>affectionate (physically and emotionally)
>can take and dish out banter (aka chill)
>patient and honest to a fault
>will play games with me or watch me playing
>lives near me or is willing to relocate to my city (nigh impossible but not unrealistic)
i just want a companion, man

>>82986290
I guess just not obese. I dont care about color or chub.

>>82986293
Not fat can mean anything from a bit of chub to extremely obese, what do you mean?

>>82986268
>female
>18-25
>light skin
>skinny
>affectionate

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>>82986268
18-30
not racist
shorter than me
not fat
loves me unconditionally


That's it

>>82986268
>female
>loyal
Not very realistic I know

>kind, and affectionate
>loves me
>not completely mentally retarded
>not wider than tall
>no major deformities
Literally that's it
I don't care about height, age or race

>>82986312
Idk just be conscious about your weight and willing to do something if it gets out of hand, don't become a land whale basically. A bit of chub is fine, but it could easily spiral out of control. It's not even about the aesthetic, there's just too many possible health issues associated with being fat, I don't want my wife dying because she didn't want to go for a jog with me.
Also, unless you have some genetic illness, losing weight isn't that hard and only requires self control and discipline.

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>Twentysomething
>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Average to chubby build, or fat if she carries it well
>Decent-sized butt
>Don't care much about height, anywhere between 5' and 6'
>Virgin or close to it
>Patient and easygoing
>Not super career-oriented/workaholic/ambitious, but is willing to work
>Introvert
>Not a normie
>Not severely mentally ill
>Likes vidya
>Appreciates the weird old music I listen to/collect/ramble about
>Doesn't withdraw/disappear/ghost

I think that covers most of it

>>82986351
I think girls with a bit of chub are super hot even moreso than thin women but there is a line where it get becomes a problem

>>82986268
Zero or low body count
Big booba
We get along well
Not sems level fat
Not chickn level ugly

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>>82986330
I'm a keep adding to mine

>sane
>cute
>gets jelous easily
>nice soft skin
>had less than 2 boyfriends
>isn't retarded
>wants fellow robots and fembots dead just like me

>>82986365
OP said keep it realistic

>>82986268
>virgin (like me)
>willing to let me touch her and have sex (i wanna cuddle)
>wont cheat
>doesnt hideous mog me
honestly i think thats it, anything else i think i could work with desu
>>82986330
>>82986400
anon, that a guy tho
>>82986379
>Not chickn level ugly
kek

>>82986268
is she clingy and enjoys cuddling?
do we get along and vibe?
does she love me unconditionally?
does she want children?
if she's mentally ill, how bad is it? she can't
a) destroy my life
b) discard me
c) totally neglect herself
caveat: if she is totally neglecting herself, I will take care of her and love her, but the rest apply, she just has to want to get better
will she help with chores when I'm feeling overwhelmed?
has some hobbies that she can sperg out over, even if it's vidya or whatever

>>82986268
>White or East Asian
>Skinny
>cute looking
>dateable personality
>good sense of humour
I'd say this is fairly reasonable

Does anyone else fucking hate the "hurr just be female and alive" posts in these threads?

>>82986601
Some people really don't care too much anon, not everyone is a carbon copy of (you)

>>82986268
A girl who loves attention from men on 4chan.
She has to have posted her nudes at least once.
Had sex with a guy from 4chan.
Has Daddy issues.
Has done drugs or is an alcoholic.
Suffers from Depression.
Stays in her room all day.

>>82986618
This thread is about PREFERENCES, not the bare minimum

>>82986625
Kek so you want an easily controllable whore. That's grim but at least you're honest.

>>82986640
Have you considered that we're on a board filled with people who don't have any personalities and don't even have many preferences outside of the bare minimum due to the aforementioned statement.

>female
>23-32
>underweight
>extremely mentally ill
>horrific trauma
>obsessive
>broken
>used up
>self harm scars
>considers herself trash or worthless

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>>82986268
Realistic preferences?

> Different height than me (shorter or taller, I'm 5ft5)
> capable of basic cleanliness
> Enormous perv (If she has nsfw waifu figures thats a plus)
> At least one similar interest

Possible but probably not realistic
> Enormous boobs similar to picrel, or even bigger

Unrealistic
> Wants to keep said boobs

>>82986640
>>82986601
none are the bare minimum
asking for a woman to not be fat is not a minimum in 2025
asking for a woman to not be agressive, not break your heart, etc, is not the minimum apparently
asking for a woman to have a hobby and be a sperg is not a minimum, apparently
maybe you're just seething?

mentally ill
terminally online
games too

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>>82986268
Basically picrel but
>Girl, or passing mtf
>Chronically depressed
>High quality banter and teasing
>Dark sense of humor
>Strong feelings of guilt, self-hatred
>Above average intelligence
>Will assist in carrying out an evil plan

>>82986268
long hair
2-8 feathered wings
ability to open otherworldly gates

i see all these replies and get hopeful but then i remember i'm a terrible beast nobody would love >__< :p

>>82986729
Your fetish is: being turned into an animal and loved tenderly

>>82986729
i've tried marrying you but you ghosted me;c

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>>82986734
it is NOT but i think being loved would be nice in theory
>>82986737
IDK WHO YOU ARE I'M SORRY!!!! !! !!
also you'd hate me so it's for the best

>>82986286
Do you want her to not be very attractive because you dont want others looking at her or..?

>>82986729
what are you like? i dont know the trip/namefags here.

>>82986745
shut up you disgusting government agent pedophile

>>82986750
it's a tranny, if you're into that

>>82986745
>but i think being loved would be nice in theory
Yeah in theory until you realize you have to sleep next to them and talk to them every day and see them every day and on and on and on. Or I don't know, maybe it just clicks into place and works.

>>82986658
holy truth bomb

>>82986757
yyyyyyeah nevermind sorrie

>>82986749
i think unattractive girls are cute, i can understand why someone is considered attractive and desirable but i rarely find myself attracted to good looking women, for some reason i like unattractive girls more, they just have a unique feel to them that makes me want to be affectionate

>>82986745
LET ME MARRY YOU AND BREED YOU NEPTUNE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE 2.5 KIDS, A DOG AND LIVE ON THE SOUTH SIDE

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>>82986750
i have szpd so i struggle with vulnerability and wanting to do, uh, really anything idk
i'm a rough product to sell!
>>82986754
check out this cool horse
>>82986757
>>82986766
i am not trans but i love my trans friends
BOOOOOOOOOOO tomato tomato!!! i'm throwing tomatoes!!
>>82986759
the trouble is all of it sounds nice in my head
this is the great deception i think

>>82986772
Hmm yeah the unique part makes sense. I understand now

>>82986729
There's literally nothing seriously wrong with you besides the schizo/avoidant shit

>>82986793
>schizo

*schizoid, sorry

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>>82986772
i feel the same way about dudes but saying it this way sounds so mean so i can't say it!!! i need them a LITTLE ugly....
>>82986783
oh!!! um!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!
i'd be a terrible lover, wife, and mom (in that order)!!!!!
>>82986793
i think people can gloss over how truly bad this is
the amount of patience one would need for me is near saint levels
i would never expect this from anybody!!

>>82986788
>the trouble is all of it sounds nice in my head
It sounds nice to me as well and I can't tell whether I'm deceiving myself or not. Fantasy is always better than reality. Sometimes I just get some feeling that must be loneliness and it makes me attempt a relationship but thankfully I only ever do that online. It gets tedious after a while but I think it's just because they don't really understand how I am and it produces friction. Maybe one day I'll meet someone and it will just work. Maybe that will happen for you too.

>>82986803
i'm gonna wear you down one day, we'll end up married

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>>82986268
>white, ponytail or bangs usual hairstyle, innie, around 5'3
>slight distaste for men and doesn't have male friends
>touchy feely, really annoying to the point I get pissed off at her but all I want to do is kiss her
>apolitical or edgy, has enough attention span for interests like anime or manga, doesn't like shitskins too much
>lets me worship her
>lets me rape her and call her mommy

>>82986788
>i have szpd
im stpd... wanna be insane together

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pretty much just tsubaki's wikipedia page... so like a bpd girl?
patient and forgiving. She has a very magnanimous, polite and gentle personality
and always tries to help or comfort her friends even when
she has no idea how to help. She is caring and
understanding and sometimes acts as the mediator
when her friends fight, and her understanding and
insight sometimes makes her the agony aunt figure
for people who are troubled. She cares deeply for her friends
and does not seem fond of things that might make them upset.
shes also lustful, but only to her lover and good at cooking,
i would cook with her, Because of her accepting nature,
she can see the good in people who, at first glance,
do not seem to have anything likeable about them, and she avoids conflict
my standards are pretty low, just dont stink down there desu and not maybe weigh
150-250 is ok any race but i like chocolate the most ><

>>82986808
i had one irl bf for like a month. it was torture.
albeit tbf it progressed wayyyy to quickly and he was actually insane!!
i wish i knew the solution to solving that deep ache but for now i just whimper and sob like a silly goober
i will remain hopeful for both of us!!! :DD
>>82986809
i find this very very sweet, thank you nevertheless :']
>>82986814
HOLY MOTHER OF CLUSTER A!! SCHIZOTYPAL HOMIE!!!!!!
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME but holy moly!!! my cluster brother!!!!! :0000

>>82986830
are you sure i wouldnt like you?

any mentally ill bio fembot that would want a mentally shot and slow untouched kissless hugless handholdless virgin ass white boy with no money. someone that just wants to rot away playing vidya snacking fucking on top of the crumbs and watching anime or doing any hobbies im open to anything even the most deprived shit and all the while living in the projects in a converted crack den or a run down trailer with lights that barely stay on but at the end of the day being comfy and not wanting to change it for the world
>>82986640
all I can ask for is the bare minimum as I really only offer the same

>>82986830
>i had one irl bf for like a month
How did that happen? Back when I still talked to people irl a girl really liked me but I always pretended not to notice. She was very sweet about it and I appreciated that a lot but I just couldn't do it. I go back and forth thinking I could date someone like me or that it would have to be someone more energetic. I've had ok experiences with bpd girls online but I think irl it would be too much.
What's your personality like irl? You're very spirited here.

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>>82986835
okay admittedly i cannot know for certain but my experiences have been negative enough that i just assume + not bother!!!!
>>82986857
>How did that happen?
he was a coworker (NEVER DO THIS!!!!!!!)
>She was very sweet about it and I appreciated that a lot but I just couldn't do it.
i feel the same way, i will be attracted and appreciate who they are but i just.. can't?? cross the bridge?? it's so hard to explain but i think you get what i mean :[
>What's your personality like irl? You're very spirited here.
thank you!!! i think i'm pretty similar irl!! i have a lot of energy and come across very friendly and spunky but that's sorta just the character i play
when i drop it for whatever reason people get weirded out or assume i'm upset :p

>>82986874
I will replace your schizoid with Stockholm <3

>>82986874
in what way were all your experiences negative? i never had any experiences to begin with so i cant really say

>>82986874
>(NEVER DO THIS!!!!!!!)
Jokes on you I don't have a job
>i think you get what i mean
I do, same way for me. Something about it is just not possible. Like it's a behavior I don't have access to. Do you ever try things online? Even if it never materializes it's still kind of like having a partner and can feel good for a time.
>i have a lot of energy and come across very friendly and spunky
That's nice, I like people like that. I come across very dead usually. I used to put more effort in and was more a jokester but I just stopped playing characters for whatever reason. Too much effort. I can still get back into it when I need to. You don't get exhausted doing that?

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>>82986886
hot in theory but.......
no..........
>>82986888
my first bf really hated how i was in private (even though i warned him thoroughly) and the several attempts i made after that all fell flat because none of them wanted to wait/liked how i was as a person (which is fair!!)
so i can't help but come to the conclusion that i am an unlovable beast :p which obviously isn't true but still!!!!
>>82986897
if you get a job NEVER EVER EVER EVER date a coworker. worst mistake of my life!!!
>Do you ever try things online?
i have! it's never gotten far enough because everyone gets sick of me (which again, fair) but that can change in the future if i get lucky!!!
>That's nice, I like people like that. I come across very dead usually.
that's very sweet, thank you!! i come across similarly when i'm not "acting" or whatever. all my faces are sorta put on naturally so i don't feel super exhausted unless i'm already tired or been doing it for too long!! it comes with practice i think :0

>>82986923
>hated how i was in private
that doesnt seem very nice. i think i already like you. mental illness really is so very offputting to the normie. at least we show some amount of humanity within our souls unlike those soulless beasts called people that roam the earth

>>82986923
>worst mistake of my life!!!
I'd never do it. It would feel so weird. Good advice though
>because everyone gets sick of me
That sucks, really. I hate when it happens to me. You really don't seem bad at all though and you're interesting. I do get how people get turned off by the schizoid stuff but I don't really get why it's considered so bad. I used to be penpals with a schizoid and it was quite nice until he ghosted me, not that I hold it against him.
>acting
Acting used to be really fun to me. I liked all the little masks I could put on and it was fun to be able to fit in wherever I wanted. I don't really get what changed. Maybe one day I'll have to get back into it.

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>>82986268
>female
>27+
>reasonably cute
>not fat
>nice
>imageboard personality (e.g., says nigga faggot and retard)
>not truly insane or racist
>not a terrible person
>but also not a moralfag
>not annoying (e.g., no tumblr personality)
>shares at least some of my taste in anime/music

a butthole that grips

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>>82986942
>that doesnt seem very nice
yeah he sucks (for reasons outside of this mostly)!!!
i think it's easy to fall for people online because you build up an image of who they are. i am not that image!! i am worse!! i would be rotten!!!
> at least we show some amount of humanity within our souls
honestly i do a lot of complaining here but i deeply appreciate robots' understand and indifference to my personality disorder. whether or not this would be true if it was 1 on 1's remains to be seen but!! i still appreciate it!!! :]
>>82986955
>You really don't seem bad at all though and you're interesting.
WAAAHHH thank you!!! :'] that is extremely sweet!! you're an interesting fella yourself........
i sorta get why people don't like us because everyone else sorta always wants to do.. things. activities, people, etc. i just like to sit and chill usually :p rare preference i guess!!!
>Maybe one day I'll have to get back into it.
perhaps!! don't force it because that's extremely exhausting. it will sorta happen naturally if it comes back!! :]

>>82986998
DO NOT CALL YOURSELF ROTTEN YOU ARE COOL I GUESS

>>82986998
>you're an interesting fella yourself
Thanks but I think it's easier to be interesting here. I get a lot stiffer when I talk to people privately, harder to joke around. 4chan is just a blank slate where I can be whatever, that's why I keep coming back here.
>i just like to sit and chill usually
I don't understand why people like doing things so much. I like being inside, all my stuff is inside. All my hobbies are inside. Doing things takes so much energy. I could never be one of those people that's always wandering around and doing whatever it is people do when they aren't at home.
>that's extremely exhausting
Don't I know it. I actually get headaches from trying to act too much. I imagine if I just have to spend more time around people I'll get back into it naturally though. I've been pretty isolated for a while now.

>>82987022
:'] thank you anon!! i'm a little tipsy rn and that got me to sniffle a little!! thank you thank you!!! <3
>>82987030
>Thanks but I think it's easier to be interesting here.
very true!! maybe i don't match 1 to 1 but i play a mean game of pretend irl so i think it matches pretty well. that's also why i enjoy coming here!! (at least in part)
>I don't understand why people like doing things so much.
EVERYTHING I LOVE IN INSIDE SO TRUE!!!!!! idk why nobody else gets this :[
albeit i do enjoy roaming around stores i like alone (and just to observe quietly)
>I've been pretty isolated for a while now.
this is why i forced myself into a job. i engage in my worst behaviors when i'm isolated!! no pressure or anything of course :0 i sorta enjoy work now because it keeps me sharp!!!

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>>82986268
Based on the girls I have pulled, as well as my many failed relationships and what went wrong in them and what went right

>Tomboyish, possibly rescued from the jaws of HRT and trans ideology before any damage is done
>Short hair, preferably straight but curly is okay, long hair is fine but I like short hair more
>19-35
>Probably not autistic, or at most high functioning
>White, Jewish, or East Asian (possibly mixed)
>relatively apolitical, probably moderate liberal based on what I've done well with
>Open to learning how to shoot a gun, the best relationship I had I taught her how to shoot safely
>Renfair/larp nerd, more interested in fantasy and/or stuff with unicorns, maybe gothy but not necessarily
>Plain of face or kind of pretty (I have had extremely pretty girlfriends and some uggos, being funny has allowed me to punch above my weight class in terms of looks)
>cute is better than hot
>Kind of a loser, dead-end job type without crazy ambitions
>Average weight, fit or skinny would be nice but I'm not picky so long as she's not obese
>Has at least one hobby that I don't get and she doesn't want me to get, so we can do things separately
>homebody or locally outdoors, especially if older, not a party girl
>Kind to animals, especially Opossums
>Type B personality
>Enjoys metal or at least doesn't complain about me listening to it
>Drives at least a little, passenger princesses are fucking draining people to be around
>Sexually deviant/kinky/female gooner, Ideally she's open to anal but hasn't tried it, and ends up liking it after some analingus and teasing, I date a lot of masochists and can perform sadistic sex acts on them correctly (proper choking, use of safewords and aftercare, etc)
>Laughs easy and has a good sense of humor
>NOT on SSRIs, stoner or alcoholic, tweaker, etc, I can tolerate social drinkers/smokers, Not nursing her vape 24/7
>Does not lie to me
>Likes that I draw and likes my art

God my most recent breakup is killing me
Pic related

>>82987058
>so i think it matches pretty well
When I can let my guard down around someone I tend to be a little more like how I am here. Or more jokey anyway. I say some bizarre stuff here that I wouldn't say irl.
>idk why nobody else gets this
I don't either, people are so weird
>enjoy roaming around stores i like alone
I really like going to the grocery store when there's no one there. Empty stores are great. I don't like them as much when there's people though.
>this is why i forced myself into a job
I kind of want a job but no one wants to hire me so I'm forced to be neet. I used to work and it was terrible but it was a customer service job so not really suited to me. Isolation is really bad for me though yeah, I need to start talking to people more. What kind of work do you do?

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>>82986268
doing this except im a bisexual girl and it is very obvious i prefer women over moids
> bf/husband
5'10+
white or white passing
similar level of attractiveness to myself
120+ iq
art hoe but not in a retarded or performative way, i want someone with nice media taste who can hold a conversation.
nice political views, preferably a post marxist
likes death grips and has generally similar music taste to me
> gf/wife
around my age
pretty cute and not fat
funny and has a generally interesting personality
doesnt mind listening to me talk and will speak about her own problems too
preferably fem cause im fem4fem usually
kind to me and will hold my hand

>>82987058
yw its always a good thing to do, to make people smile. this world is cruel and brutal and sad enough as is.
you also speak of acting, like putting on masks. i get that. to be the true Self would be exposing things about yourself to other people, and the fear of the potential bad feelings that emerge from any resultant emotional interactions. i only really let myself emerge when i am around people i actually enjoy being around. usually im very quiet, but i think this is just a byproduct of the cruel world demanding the repression of the true Self
the whole "doing things" is that people are seeking to create meaning where there intrinsically isnt any. All action is based upon this (admittedly self-created) axiom i hold. I dont really mind if someones hobbies are all inside-type. they are all an expression of the desire to create meaning after all, the most human thing to do. expenditure of energy can come in many forms. i like the outside usually. i like looking at the trees and the animals all around me. i like looking at all the ways that order emerges from the chaos of Nature. however because of all those poopy people outside who are dim in soul or entirely posessed by emergent consciousnesses produced by psychic phenomena make me want to stay inside. i do get the roaming around a store when its empty vibe though.
when i had a job it was so exhausting trying to keep all the masks up i ended up quitting because i was just tired all the time and felt like shit. the whole engaging in your worst behaviors thing when isolated is such a real statement too.

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>>82986268
>bio female
>ages 18-20
>thin
>white
>physically clingy
>hasn't been inseminated
>cute
>shorter than me by at least 6 inches (I'm 6')
>cosplays or is interested in the idea
>likes anime, and not in the touristy way
>loyal
>is fine with silence from time to time
>tolerates or likes my sense of humor
>not lib-left mind cucked
>is capable of negotiation and reasoning
>wants kids or is willing to having them eventually

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>>82986268
Sperg enough to lose a lot of her traditionally female traits, the right bolts are loose
Can't be much younger than me (27) because I'd find her annoying and we couldn't relate to basic shit.
I'm really not picky about looks. In fact people who are very conventionally attractive are offputting to me, it's autism or something.
I do creative work. Many artists end up marrying their artist co-workers but I couldn't do this because I'd see her as a rival and would want to destroy her.
But has to be into art and story, while not really making it.
good person
sane
not fat
kinda stupid
doesn't have to work

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she has to be kasane teto

>>82986268
Required:
>Female
>White, Hispanic, Asian (Japanese), Native American, Arab (not jewish), or Pacific Islander
>Between 18-30 years old
>Weighs anywhere up to 350 lbs. maximum
>Not infected with the feminist mindset
>Has not been injected the covid bioweapon (HIV/AIDS 2.0)
>Has not had sex with anyone who has been injected with the covid bioweapon (HIV/AIDS 2.0)

Optional (preferred):
>Has an interest in nature/spiritual/paranormal things (crystals, incense, orgone, wicca, palmistry, tarot, ETs, spirits, etc.)
>Loves animals and mother nature
>Uses Linux and FOSS apps for better privacy and security

Optional (not preferred, but will accept):
>Socially awkward, mentally ill, and/or autistic
>No friends
>Drinks alcohol
>Hypersexual
>Watches movies/television
>Plays video games
>30-33 years old

>>82987141
how old are you because i match the gf stuff if ur looking LOL

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18-30
Virgins only
No makeup
Non Religious only
Not overweight
Not overly emotional
No male friends

Every woman breaks at least one of these rules so I expect to die alone

>>82986268
>female
>likes pina coladas
>likes the rain
>not into yoga
>likes making love at midnight

now the dealbreaker

>has half a brain

and now the dealbreaker

>has half a brain

>>82986268
>female
>slim or normal
>5'7 or taller
>motivated and has a goal in life
>not afraid to stand up for herself
>preferrably a normie or a stacy but failed normie is fine too
bonus points if she has blue eyes, i fall in love instantly when i see a woman with those. extra bonus points if she's a blonde or her hair is dyed blonde

>>82986286
sounds like me, except i have a lot of friends. I love yaoi. what do you think of underweight with B cups (not trying to meet/connect)

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>>82986991
Mahjigga

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>>82986268
>female
>white
>20-32
>failed normie of some sort like me
>not fat
>not a complete nutter
>wants 3 kids or more if we can afford it
>affectionate/kind towards me and our family
>under 5'6
>loyal to me
>only really wants me and our family to socialise with
>will put in effort
>long hair
>can make my house more comfy

>>82987680
Your picture does not create confidence in her safety

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>>82987689
>Your picture does not create confidence in her safety
Why is that anon?

>>82986268
At this point "won't leave me" seems unrealistic

>>82986268
I don't talk to women how should I know?
>Big booba
>Not obese
There we go that's gettting somewhere

>>82986268
>20s
>weeb or former weeb
>plays vidya or doesn't mind talking about vidya
>doomscrolls all day/very chronically online
>will draw with me
>isn't above talking about current-thing-slop
>a fellow relationship noob or willing to be patient with me
>has an actual interest in me and asks questions
>jaded but not hateful of the world
>browsed 4chan at some point
>likes to cuddle
>is into asmr
>not obese
>fair skinned pref

>female
>over 18 but still younger than me
>loyal and loving
>white or asian
>virgin like me : (
>not a whore
>same height or smaller
>not a whale

Me but with booby

>>82986640
Retards here are autistic as fuck. They'll post in an IDEAL gf thread with "i dont care about hair or eye color but maybe black hair and green eyes or blonde hair and blue eyes"

>>82986268
>biological female
>18-30
>neurodivergent
>pale skin
>not fat
>spends all her time inside like me
>wants to travel together
It's hard to find someone like that since the last two seem partially contradicting. But really, if you slow travel like me you don't have to go out much. I just travel cause it's cheaper than living in the US lol.

>>82986268
>half nigger half jap/korean weeb
>racist as fuck
>uses me to get my seed so her offspring might get my tall white genes
>practices her lewd ASMR scripts on me

>>82986268
genuinely don't care about looks, I consider it a bonus
just looking for someone who's modest on the outside, freaky on the inside

>>82986268
>cis female
>around my age (20 - 26)
>ideally fit and slightly toned, but I am fine as long is she is not too thin or too fat (like bmi 20 - 28)
>loyal, supportive, affectionate
>reasonably low body count (4 - 6)
>emotionally mature and has no serious mental illnesses
>assertive and direct
>overall chill and reasonable
>not dumb or obsessed with social media/celebrities etc.

I would personally say it's reasonable, but who knows

>>82986640
Tbf the OP post said keep it realistic.

>>82986268
Keeping it realistic, my oneitis. I'm happy to say that it is realistic for us to be together.

>>82986640
I have no expectations, my preference is bare minimum

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>>82986268
>doesn't have to look exactly like picrel, but has that general appearance (tomboy-ish, short hair, a bit toned etc.)
>not a virgin, but not promiscuous either (single digit bodycount)
>relaxed and witty, isn't someone obsessed with political issues, political correctness etc.
>loves me and is loyal, maybe even a bit possessive
>has a moderately high libido, dommy in bed and likes teasing
>doesn't care for 'the current thing' or social media slop
>doesn't have daddy issues, and is emotionally mature with no debilitating mental problems

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>>82986268
Something similar like this would be nice.

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>>82986268
>preferences
My only ever preference was to be loved back... but a woman could never date an ethnic manlet like me... its fine however, I've accepted my lonely fate with enough grace to not lose sleep over it. Love is not meritocratic like most things in life. The illusion of merit is a lie perpetuated to keep the inferiors motivated.

It took me 30 years to finally give up, but now that I did i made peace with such truth.

>>82986268
>Barren but fuckable (don't care if she's over 50)
>Just wants to fuck me a lot, at her place.
Literally all that I want.

>>82986268
is fertile with a womb
no older than 25
at least moderately intelligent, must have great memory
at least 5'3", preferably 5'6"+
not autistic, can hold a conversation
either model face or (small waist and wide hips)
wants a large family
is bi and is ok with me having another wife or side chick
bright outlook on life
if shes slim/althetlic and smart, she has to be a go-getter in the corporate rat race.
if shes fat/mobese, she has to more of a home maker and want lots of kids.
preferably asian or white, but idc about race that much
loyal, respectful, red pill aware
no male friends
knows how to cook and clean.

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>>82986268
>is introverted and doesn't like socializing
>doesn't mind me being autistic
>not a NEET or wants to stop being one
>takes her health seriously, both mentally and physically
>not religious or into extremist politics
>nerdy and can yap about her interests
>not fat
>hygienic
>likes cats
>reads a book from time to time at least
>wants us to support each other as we deal with our shit without becoming co-dependent
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't feel pressured to constantly put on a performance for me
>likewise expects me to just unwind and beeeeee myself around her
>will do nerd shit together like playing co-op vidya, watching old movies, binging anime, etc

>>82986268
Body count as low as possible
Fit/attractive enough, equal to or greater than 6
White
Speaks english
18-25
Dislikes cities
Dislikes the irl matrix and understands it
Attracted to me
Wants family life.

>>82986292
This. Cannot overstate the importance of having good friends.

>>82986292
>>82990167
Good friends are important but most women cultivate shitty friends, or attach to a friend group where they actively neglect the friends that would be a positive influence on them. Almost every female friend group is a breeding ground for abusive behavior and toxicity.

Tread VERY carefully with that territory.

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>>82986268
>biological female
>white
>cute
>not obese
>not on antidepressants/birth control or otherwise mentally ill
>doesn't do drugs or smoke
>has a decent ass or at least willing to let me train her to get one
>loyal
>kind and caring (I have 0 tolerance for public disrespect and will immediately break up with you over it)
>decently smart at least (can't stand idiots)
>likes having sex and isn't frigid
>I don't need her to be some housewife but she shouldn't shy away from cooking & cleaning, I do it too and it's just the mark of a put-together adult
>I really enjoy girls with an artistic flare to them, if they like drawing/painting/anything artsy it's really cool
>enjoys nature and appreciates the inherent beauty of it
>has to be at least a little racist and not an open feminist (all women are feminists)
>respects my hobbies & interests and does not actively look to impede them in favor of her own, is flexible in that regard and chill about finding a way to spend time together
>is willing to sign a prenup (this is a must, I'm sorry, we'd make it actually fair unlike the standard government prenuptial)

woah guys im going to willingly click on a thread and hit reply and shit on anons wanting the bare minimum because im a simp and want women to think im special. kys stupid nigger. I just want a foid that I can rape daily that way she trauma bonds to me

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>>82986268
>Keep it realistic.
no
hahahah
you know what i want (what all men want). i want a harem of teenage girls (18+) to beat and lovebomb and swim in their love and selfishly hoard them to myself hehe

>thats not realistic wa wa wa
then ill stay in my fantasy world then

>>82986268
>between 18 to 50 years old
>not black or indian
>not morbidly obese
>carries life-long baggage, be it trauma and/or some mental illness (though eating disorders are a bit iffy)
>feels an inherent "otherness" that makes it difficult for them to relate to other people
>generally alone/friendless, voluntary or not
>always been averse to normalfag activities and experiences (casual sex, "situationships" drinking and partying, etc. etc.) on an instinctual and intellectual level
>aware of and resistant to all forms of advertising/marketing, propaganda, social persuasion, and subliminal messaging; not an avid consooomer like most women