you're given an unlimited budget, a cart, and let loose in the grocers. it is a well stocked grocery store with high quality food and a broad selection of fresh and shelf-stable items, including international selections and even discontinued items from your youth. there is no riddle, catch, or gotcha. you can shop at your leisure and buy whatever food tickles your fancy. what food items do you choose to fill your cart with?
>>82989808Highly expensive meats and exotic cheeses or maybe very expensive bottles of alcohol for resale.
>>82989808Bulk items, first of all. Dried fruits, mixed nuts. Then I'd buy carrots, kale, doesn't matter a bunch of fresh veggies and fruits, then probably steaks or ground beef. Cheese. I'd probably eat a raw vegan diet if my body would let me but I need protein and peanuts and walnuts aren't enough iron or protein.
>>82989819i was curious how quickly we'd get into minmax territory for this purpose lel
>>82989808im getting 10 roles of these premade cookie dough rolls i loved (but are now $9 each and fuck that), 100 banana flavoured yoghurts, 4 tubs of ben and jerry's brownie ice cream, 100 monster ultra fiestas, 50 boxes of kraft mac and cheese, 50 galaxy/dove chocolate bars, and 10 bottles of russian standard vodka. i think thats all
>>82989850>minmaxSo I shouldn't mention I immediately started thinking of 3D tessellation of those expensive bottles then?
>>82989808EVERYTHING YOU SAY FOID?THEN I SHALL HAVE ONE YES ONE APPLE FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGEMAN'S DESTINY BACK IN HIS OWN HANDS WE WILL BREAK FREE FROM THE FAILED EXPERIMENT OF HUMANITY AND BEGIN OUR APOTHEOSIS
>>82989858i used to fawn ovet the pillsbury holiday sugar cookies when i was younger because they seemed so charming to me
>>82989928i don't know if they have that and the next exotic fruit shipment doesn't come in until tuesday. you might have to check back or see if you can put in a special order. i'll see what i can do
Hot chilli oil, a cucumber and enough vodka to make schadenfoid black out.
>>82989808Can I chuck a cute part-timer into the cart if I like eating ass?
>>82989808Finally. A good fucking thread. I'd fill my cart with Red Baron Breakfast Pizza Scrambles (Bacon). As they're discontinued for the time being. I could maybe fit 90 boxes or so? Maybe more if I stacked them higher than the cart, but still inside.. Which amounts to roughly 180 of the little pizzas which would last me about 6-8 months or so. The only issue is where I'd store them.. I'd have to buy a chest freezer on my way home to keep them. Everything else I could get elsewhere with my own money at different stores. There's nothing else off the top I'd want that's no longer available either.If not the breakfast pizzas? Then steaks. NY strip. Filet mignon. Sirloins. T-bones, and lots of Ribeyes.. Just a full cart of deluxe cuts of the best beef you can get. Along with a chest freezer on my own dime on my way home to properly store them.
>>82989991you may. she* is from the meat department and smells vaguely of shrimp, but is cute and has a nice perky ass*can be substituted if you're a faggot
>>82989808All organic groceries so I can have healthy meals and drinks.
>>82990042Fantastic! I guess I'd also grab some ingredients for the most horrific fart-inducing chili con carne for obvious reasons.
>>82990042You're really complicating the minmaxing now anon.How cute is cute and how many bottles would you say she'd displace?
>>82990003it's a standard american grocery cart, so there's also the rack under the main basket. stacking is beyond the height of the main basket is also allowed
>>82989969>>82989969THE HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT WILL NOT BE DELAYEDGET ON THE SHIPMENT BAY FOIDOR, REI WILL HAVE TO INSTACART AGAIN
>>82990101Honestly, with that kind of room I'd just do the steaks.. I could realistically fit like $8000 or more of them. So it'd be kind of silly not to do that.. I can just get breakfast pizza elsewhere.. *sighs wistfully*
>>82989808I would get a cartful of broccoli
>>82989808I'd load my cart up with over 300 lbs of imitation crab meat
>>82989808I think you need to put some qualifiers around this. Do we have a freezer? Is it large enough to buy a lot of stuff that would otherwise go bad? One cart? As many carts as you can pull alone? Are you alone?
>>82990080cute is based on your own definition of cute girl-next-door grocery store employee. catches your eye, but not exactly a smoke show. let's say she's roughly average height and weight and can be stuffed in the rack under the main basket with a little effort
>>82990132you have storage at home for whatever you choose to buy. you are given a single cart, but you can load it up as much as you want. you're alone, but there is no time limit. store employees can help you with any lifting or cart loading and unloading help you may need
>>82989808As other anon suggested. Bulk items that would last me a long while.
>>82990080I wouldnt say its complicating it considering that the return on investment for owning a moderately attractive female will be magnitudes higher than the equivalent volume of expensive spirits
>>82990224get her lactating and you don't have to worry about climbing milk prices
>>82989808ughhhhh one sec let me think its on page 10 i dont want this to die one sec hrmmm
>>82991547Wow. What a guy. *claps*
>>82989808- 20 kilos of white rice- like 5 lee kum kee s{}y sauce- 20 packs of smoked siracha tofu- 2kg bag of frozen corn- 2kg bag of frozen mixed berries- 2kg bag of green lentils- 2 packages of tetley green tea- 2 packages of twinnings earl grey- like 5 kilos of ginger for my tea- spices like cloves (for tea), chili powder, cumin, garlic power, onion powder, black pepper, italian herbs and spices, salt- red delicious apples, like 20 of them- bag of limes- instant oats (i hate whole oats)- sugar- 1 pack of pistachios (i cant buy more than 1 pack at a time because ill eat it all in a day)- a thing of mint and also cilantro- raisins, walnuts, flax seeds, pecans. all of these are for my morning oats- 2 packs of spring rolls- 1 bag of yellow potatoes- 1 pound of mushrooms- brocoli and cauliflower- like 10 packs of frozen spinach, i eat that shit everyday>>82989845buy tofu your pathetic excuses are not real>>82991574please dont bully me i just wanted to post my grocery list
>>82991660>- 1 pack of pistachios (i cant buy more than 1 pack at a time because ill eat it all in a day)know that feel. my gf buys mixed nuts and I eat the pistachios out of them.
Why do men love to talk about stupid hypotheticals. Can we talk about hello kitty?
>>829898082 weeks worth of>ground beef>steak>chicken breast>rice>beans>potatoes>tomatoes>avocadoes>onions>spinach>broccoli >jalapenos>eggs>flour>butter>lard>milk>bananas>strawberries>blueberries>bottled spring water
>>82989808Goat milk (4L)Goat cheese (2kg)5 pomegranatesFresh troutLemonsOnionsFill the rest of the cart with the most expensive resellable shelf stable items.
