/r9k/ - I go on Grindr and catfish zoomers once they're in - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

11/03/25(Mon)00:49:27 No.82997219

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Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)00:49:27 No.82997219 Archived

I go on Grindr and catfish zoomers once they're in my home they can't leave so they just suck me off. Why aren't u doing this? Zoomers are literally roll overs

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)00:54:25 No.82997242

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)00:54:25 No.82997242

>>82997219
Don't want kidnapping and rape charges on my record.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)00:56:38 No.82997262

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)00:56:38 No.82997262

>>82997242
There's no force though they just suck me off not like I'll stop them from leaving

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)00:59:02 No.82997277

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)00:59:02 No.82997277

i mean dick is dick id stay if you had a nice cock

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)01:06:02 No.82997331

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)01:06:02 No.82997331

>>82997219
So you catfish (presumably) male zoomers into thinking you're ftm? What do you catfish as?

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)01:07:30 No.82997340

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)01:07:30 No.82997340

maybe because im not gay? just a maybe

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)01:11:03 No.82997351

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)01:11:03 No.82997351

>>82997331
As a another zoomer but im a balding incel 30 yr old

>>82997340
Head is head plus zoomers look girly enough

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)03:12:35 No.82997965

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)03:12:35 No.82997965

>>82997219
I don't accom for fags, and I can't get fem ones who can accom and will service me.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)04:22:30 No.82998384

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)04:22:30 No.82998384

people like you give based faggots like me a bad name. you should be burned at the stake.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)04:23:41 No.82998395

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)04:23:41 No.82998395

>>82997219
catfish how? what do you look like and what do you pretend you look like?

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)04:24:42 No.82998399

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)04:24:42 No.82998399

>>82997242
won't happen but they might get you banned from the app

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)04:28:17 No.82998416

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)04:28:17 No.82998416

>>82997262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I

>literally this clip

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)04:50:28 No.82998502

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)04:50:28 No.82998502

>>82997219
>I'm a faggot, and I'm tricking other faggots, that already agreed to suck my cock, into sucking my cock but instead of me dressing as a sissy boy, I'm a 30 year old bald guy

Jeez, you really did it anon