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>>83005846

>then one day, for no reason at all, he just snapped...

Normalniggers create their own monsters

>>83005846
instead of being a faggot
>take it in stride
>play it up a bit in jest
>either people stop doing it or they play along and you gain some reputation for being charismatic with it
Eventually a new girl will start working and see everyone calling you king and she'll want you.

>>83005846
why are you blaming women? he never said it's women doing that and it's probably men because women do bully but it's not like that that's like the kind of bullying that men do to men with women there a lot more hurtful and mean that just seems like friendly teasing

Straight people are so fucking insecure it's baffling.
One of the good things about being gay is that throughout the school years you get so much humiliation and bullying you grow some tough skin.
"Stretch king" I would gladly welcome that nickname, I would make jokes about it myself, I would entertain people by being a clown and a laughing stock, and they would love me for it.
But for a heterosexual, the slightest sign of vulnerability is a catastrophe

>>83005924
well obviously a homosexual wouldn't know anything about respect

normalfags in corporate are the worst

it's like their sociopathy and hierarchy bullshit gets magnified to 1000%

>>83005984
What has your idea of "Respect" brought you? What this idea of respect did for OP, crying over being bullied as an adult?
When you love yourself, when you respect yourself, other people's opinions of you lose all power. That's the grit of being a persecuted minority

>your new nickname is literally king
>somehow this is a bad thing
amazing

>>83006002
They also called Jesus a king in a mocking tone

>>83005846
this guy was already socially low ranking, anybody who thinks they would play it off with charisma is putting the cart before the chicken. if you are charismatic and well liked enough to successfully play it off (reasonable btw, since Wellness slop like this is perfectly normie-tolerable, it's not like he had his /d/ up on the screenshare) then you would not get bullied in the first place. also "stretch king" is what your gf has me saved in her phone as

>>83005846
Lmao I would own it

>>83005897
>She asks why everyone calls him king
>The truth comes out

>>83005846
I got blackout drunk and had a meltdown at work. Most people forgot about it after a week except for the ones that started coming to my car to bum shots. This guy is being a massive fag.

>>83005906
>Female superior
>Laughed herself and didnt put it to rest

>>83005846
That is funny as fuck lmao he should just play along with it

I think it's just harmlessly funny. At least it's not related to porn or anything illegal. Anybody will understand the desire of the guy to cheer himself up a little.

That's it? The title made it seem like porn came up or something. If it's from an app, it's not like he could control what the notification says. Him being a little bitch about it is why people are making fun of him.

>>83006563
>play it off as it's been established you're in on the joke
>it becomes an afterthought
its not hard to understand how people work

Why do redditors make fake meme stories up for others to see?

if his coworkers didn't like him, they wouldn't tease him. people only tease other people who they like. if they disliked him, they'd bash him behind his back, not send him texts playfully teasing him about this

some of you guys really do have autism

>>83007684
Not to mention this guy doesn't seem to be that offended by it either

>>83007684
damn great catch

I would never be in that situation but if I was Id tell everyone to call me your majesty, sir and they must bow and curtsy when I enter

>>83005846
Needing an app to remind you to stretch is cringe all on its own, nevermind having one that calls you king

Why would you screenshare from your personal computer? Create another account, use another pc or use another device.

>>83005846
Imagine being such a weak faggot narcissist that some cooworkers teasing you sends you into a full blown cope spiral.
Literal Mizkif tier narcissist.

>>83005846
This is fucking funny however, the redditfag is a faggot for having this kind of "productivity app", especially on his work computer
Reminder that if it happened to Chad they would actually respect him for it even more and "king" would be an affectionate nickname

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>just play it off bro, just own it!

What a lot of autistic people fail to grasp is that if your social rank has already been established in a particular group dynamic as "that weird autistic guy" then there is nothing which you can say or do in the moment that will be well received by the group.

The content of what comes out your mouth is irrelevant to the members of that group. It's the autistic weirdo bleating noise again. No one gives a shit about anything you have to say, good or bad, they hate you. There's no magic combination of words you can conjure off the cuff to flip the script because the other members of the group don't want it flipped.

They're not going to give you the opportunity to play it off. They think you're weird so anything you do is weird. If you think it's not that bad then that's weird, you're weird for thinking that. If you hold your hands up and chuckle haha you got me guys then it becomes why are you laughing dude that's weird, you're weird. It's not an equal exchange because these people don't consider you their equal.

You're an autistic pet to them. The most you can expect from these people is polite curtness atop simmering resentment. But do not ever mistake it for their respect because these people do not respect you at all. Anything you say or do, no matter how normal, is merely another stick for them to beat you with.

This isn't a verbal tete-a-tete on a sitcom where you can come out on top, the studio audience laughs and the rest of the group has a new found respect for you. No, it's a group bonding session for everyone except you where they pile on the autistic loser, revelling in the fact there's someone lower on the social totem pole than them, and your only role is to take it.

>>83010614
Write a essay about misandry. You have a way with words.

>>83009654
>I must find a way to mention my heckin favorite e-drama..

>>83005846
idk even my mother who I thought was a good person turns out to have a fake manufactured personality and I thought she was an angel, it's all so grim bros. I think people are just evil and we're living in some kind of hell

>>83010740
SHUT UP YOUR SHITTY MOUTH YOU COMUNIST ASSHOLE

>>83010776
>Noooo don't mention le bad n*rc word!! I le hate that word!!

>>83010813
great another e-celeb. you really cant go a single post huh

>>83010813
No one knows what you're even talking about you underage retard

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>>83010614
Certified TRVTH carpet bombing.

>>83007584
>She asks
>Coworkers explain it to her making it clear you werent in on the joke
Indeed it isn't

>>83005846
normies are so boring when something funny happens like this they obsess over it for weeks

>>83012689
That's why I said you take it in stride and play it up when you meet your coworkers. Retard. You'd be laughed at while I'd be owning it.