I think we should have a nice thread and the best way to do it is, CHOON EDITION.All choons welcome, doesn't matter about genre.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-_HJohPg5Y
This Squirt Girl superhero AI LARP is surprisingly wholesome.
Middle class mongos have ruined this country
>>83071015>Squirt Girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdZ5zdWVyg
Listening to Keyu Jin on Lex Fridman. Fucking hate Lex, but he somehow manages to swing way above his weight in podcasting and China is my personal pet topic so very interesting.Also, I would really like to fuck Keyu Jin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yAVZk3tyA
Hope you've saved a lot of spending money, Helper. Dublin is expensive as fuck. Price of a pint is ridiculous. Have yourself a wee walk around Trinity College and count how many American tourists you see.
>>83071020>Middle class mongoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zxaa2wQ2c
>>83071023>Chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5fjgiFrxg
I'll stop that, as a few of the "choon" replies aren't actually choons.Just chuck a few random choons in here and there, methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5fjgiFrxg
On that wucozade grind me.
>>83071028I've found a few pubs online where you can get a wint for 5 euro de lid. And my meals at the hotel are included so all I need is money for drinks, few souvenirs ect...
Corner shop near me has stopped doing the chicago town pizzas with tomato sauce in the crustThat's me never going in again
>>83071060Lad come on, buying from a corner shop? Really? The markup in paki stores is like 300%.
>>83071028>Trinity collegeCorr studied there, as did my parents and my grandpa
>>83071060Iceland had a really nice sticky rib lasagne, but I think they stopped selling them as I couldn't find any the other day. If it wasn't for cathedral city stuff, and muller corner mississippi mudpies, I'd have stormed out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEA3V1-zxxYIf I can attach a choon, then I'll attach a choon. I'm not being daft, I'm spitting facts at you.
>>83071039Based and classical pilled! WOAH!!!Hope you and all good lads like this. >La vita nuova. Dante alighierihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TqTX296gm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUSSImHmB98
Ok so I sent the escort one last message, just asked her if she's leading me on, hopefully she'll reply. I made it seem like it's my final message so it'll spur her on. Maybe I was a bit mean?I'm still not sure if this is the right thing to do, but I'm a virgin so I don't really know how to deal with all this.It's a bit unfair that she put me in this position though, especially when she knows I'm a virgin.
>>83071169I hope you and ruthmomg meet up for a drink.
Soon Ireland will be added to the list of places annexed by Helper's world. You can't stop it.
>>83071104Noice, from the same lad who wrote Dante's inferno? (I've only heard of it, can't remember reading it).
Well, I'm off to get me waircut.Later lids x
>please create an 8-character password>your password 'suckmyba' is not an acceptable password
>>83071187What do you mean? Can you give me some advice at least?
I KNOW I've got a doorstop somewhere in my house, I saw it within the last few months. It exists, it's a little grey rubber thingy and it is here. Can I find it? Can I fuck? I think it's in the loft but I've gone through every last bag and box I can find up there and no sign whatsoever. I know if I buy a new one my old one will turn up within seconds of the new one being delivered. Beginning to think the best plan is to pretend to order one, make a big show of going on eBay and choosing the cheapest available one, pretending to open the door and receive the parcel and then look around to see where the little blighter is hiding. It might just be my only option.
>>83071187Drinking is forbidden in Islam.
I'm gonna have to get very drunk tonight.
>>83071207Spot on mate, get a load of you, culture vulture hahaha. Inferno is the first part, a poem from The Divine Comedy. You can get it free, if you want. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/8800It's not a hard read and it's about Satan's decent into hell, his thoughts and reflections on his journey from angel to fallen angel. Not too dissimilar to Paradise Lost by John Milton. Sorry to ramble on haha.
Nu breadington is it XIndeed 'tis
>>83071317Ah so that's got the 7 circles of hell in it? Might have a read, after muh doss session.I've not read paradise lost, but when I was a teen, me and some friends used to go to an old warehouse where the band paradise lost practiced.They're still going. Nice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_kMRiyt5w
Got a date lined up in the next couple of weeks, hope I don't fuck this one up.Not gonna tell you lot when it is because you'll show up and make me look bad.
>>83071263I swear there's a community of people who go around and break into houses, but they only steal really innocuous things, not valuables, just random shit you won't need until 6 months later and then can't find.In fact I think I saw a film about it once, they were like these little gignger pikeys but apparently they weren't evil or degenerate like proper pikeys. Dunno what happened in it.
>>83071428For 50 quid I'll pretend to be a bully who harasses your girl who you can 'beat up'. You look chad as fuck lad.
>>83071428Good luck lad. Reckon she's the type to put out on a first date?
>>83071360Thanks for this mate, I never really gave Paradise Lost (the band) a good chance because I was listening to Type O Negative and they had a 'better sound'. So I'll give Paradise Lost (the band) a revisit. >Type O Negative - Black No. 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQAnd I'm linking this just because I love this track and Paz Lenchantin the bass player is a cute. >A Perfect Circle - Judith (Official Music Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
>>83071451Underpants gnomes I think are a subset of the little bastards. Someone ought to do something about it they really ought.
>>83071462I could batter you without paying 50 quid first m8>>83071472Cheers lad. I've got a good feeling she would if I tried to push it that way, we've already done a bit of sexting and swapped some not-quite-nudie pics. She said it looks like I've got a big knob (I do.) So it's good signs.I'm not going to try and get my end away first night though, I'm not that kind of lad any more. Just want a chill relationship that goes with the flow.
Have a couple jack and cokes with me lad, we are of a kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLmgUgPR58No better memories than driving back from a gig with my m8s in the car and we were all singing the clean bit at the end of this together, I would give anything to go back to those days lads
>>83071428A woman that you pay to have sex with you is not a date.
>>83071224Why are you not allowed to cook your own food? You've never explained this.
>>83071548He has something called "stupidity with no accountability".
>>83071529After the warI come home weak and soreI fall into your armsWe lie by fire, you feed my desireWith me, safe and warmWaaaaaaa-a-a-aaaaa-a-a-aaaaaarmFuckin sends shivers through me, what a legend Pete was
hows this look, just a little zesty testhttps://www.youtube.com/live/LN-ZXsy8cug
>>83071529I would take you up on that offer and we can emo out. I do battle for you, you my everythingWhen on the fur I make love to herHow her body singsBeautiful in it's savage honesty! Back at you, mate. How do you rate Danzig?>Danzig - Motherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5AYs9BWp8Y
>>83071613Cracking song that lad.
>>83071613I only really think the the first Danzig album is any good, because I'm a guitar nerd mostly, and I love that kinda dark gothic AC/DC vibe it has.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBfh9gKids
>>83071586is that italian?
How to get comfy in an otherwise uncomfy world?
>>83071641Optimize Your Environment: Create a personal space (your room, a corner of your home) that is a sanctuary. Use soft lighting, comfortable furniture (pillows, blankets, ergonomic chairs), and pleasant scents Prioritize Physical Health: Good physical health directly translates to feeling better and more resilient. Ensure you are getting enough sleep, eating nourishing foods, and engaging in regular physical activity Comfortable Clothing: Wear clothes that feel good on your skin. Choose soft fabrics and styles that don't restrict you, prioritizing comfort over fashion when you're in your personal space Sensory Management: Pay attention to sensory inputs. Minimize overwhelming stimuli like loud noises or bright lights, and seek out soothing ones, such as quiet music or the feeling of warm water
>>83071641Drugs, in my personal honest opinion I believe to be fair
>>83071637Japanese but close
>>83071503Mate you would have your jaw spun. I'm serious. I do Muay Thai. Post your train station and I'll fucking batter you. I'm serious
>>83071660Was good 5 mins. Gets boring quick.
For me, it's shagging Ash Sarkar right up her chubby paki arse
>>83071586>homo jap songsAre you taking the piss? How about some British classics, come on lad.
>>83071678Yes lads, we're winning
>>83071674I did six lessons of judo in year 9 lad, I'll fucking knock your teeth into your skull you soft cuntGet the number 61 lad I'll be waiting at Morissons
>>83071503Crossing my fingers for you lad. Do you think she does anal?
>>83071651Corr love comfortable clothing I do, need to buy some more>>83071653What kind of drugs?
>>83071678From behind you'd have literally no idea if you were stuffing your cock in Ash Sarkar's arse or Moni's arse. Grim.
>>83071628Thank you mate. Drop your fav choons ITT I'm always looking for something to take me in a different direction. >>83071635>dark gothicYES! This is how I have never been able to describe it, how the sound hits. I don't think any other genre of music can convey a message of love or a love lost like metal does. Was it you who wrote played and did a vocaroo of you playing? A piece you named "Morning".
>>83071703Post your nearest train station you fucking retard.
Oh dear people are having scraps, what have we come to
Dublin is soon to become part of Helper's World. His SCUDS will be rolling down O'Connell Street.
>>83071676>>83071685Just a test, we'll be live on friday with a nice little phone number for lads to ring up.
It's a real problem how disgusting vaginas are - the smell, the way they look, everything about it is gross. Not sure what we can do about the VQ
In my excellent soggy nappy watching Golf on Sky Go.
>>83071747Remember when welper went to Greece a few years ago, got drunk and kicked off with them Greek lads at that bar. Spent the rest of the night raging on here about Greeks lmao. Few jars in Dublin and he'll be letting his mouth go again no doubt.
Why does my neighbour hoover his shed in the dark every evening? I'm worried about him, it can't get that dusty in 24 hours.He's been out there with the hoover every night the last 2 weeks.
>>83071800The Greek Campaign was a crushing defeat for the Helper Regime along with the Battle for Bouncer Hill.
>>83071729I've never posted my music here because I was on the IRL music scene in my town for a while and I don't want the internet hate machine to doxx me, or worse, find out I already know somebody hereThinking I might record a bit of improvised noodling when I've next got a couple of days off and a few beers in me tho~
>>83071751somehow britfeel radio returned?
Dublin is a safe space for spackers.
imagine a fanny
>>83071874Can't do it, not possible lad
>>83071817I really hope you do, if you play I will listen! I love to hear new music, imrov or otherwise. I have zero musical talents and I envy you. I hope you have a nice evening, take it easy on the demon booze, mate.
>>83071872It's full of Africans now. Not a safe place for anyone.
Reeeeeeally want to do some drugs tonight but I don't have any drugs. This is somewhat of a conundrum. Think it might need to be an over the counter codeine and dxm cough syrup kind of night and hope that my ketamines get delivered tomorrow.
>>83071986Or you could try not being a junkie
>>83071995I've tried it, turns out it wasn't for me. Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure you have some unhealthy vices, I know being a seethie weethie is fundamentally bad for the soul.
Ponce de Gibraltar
Ponce's secret, of course, was that he was gay. Catastrophically gay. His phone wallpaper was a topless matador he'd seen once in La Linea. He fantasized about running away to Madrid and living as "Ponce de Gibraltar, the mysterious exiled nobleman with trembling wrists and impeccable taste in footwear."But his father had other plans. "We're starting a right-wing podcast," His dad announced one day. "Called Rock Hard Britain. You'll co-host. You'll learn what it means to be a man."
>>83071727Nah easy. Moni's got a hairy stanky disgusting curry pit. Princess Ash has a delightfully smooth demerara garden of rainbow scented dusky pleasure.
tim's in nappies now? what a life
>>83072044Beautiful way with words lad. Have often fantasized about ash's nether regions, bet they're bloody lovely.
Had me waircut now garn in that shower.
>>83072005Junkie mong
>>83072044>>83072071wtf is wrong with people? This is why our country is dying.
>>83072071You reckon her fanny is an innie or an outie? How brown do you reckon the lips are and how smooth do you reckon the gradient is when they turn pink inside? Think she's got a juicy plump clit or a little sensitive one?God I'd fuck her senseless
>>83072064Yeah and there's no medical reason either
Wots for winner
>>83072149Gammon egg and chips at b towers.
>>83072149Pack of bourbon biscuits, coffee and vape
New phone coming on strong. Doing the trick SSM has spoken about where he buys on amazon finance which requires no checks, only makes the the first payment and then cancels the other payments. Free money glitch waheyyyyy but keeping this bad boy.
>>83072149The Bougie Meal from the Beige Buffet, my Apu's crazy about that place.
>>83072149can of tango orange and nothing
>>83072214Yes and get a 350 pound bill from a debt collector in a few months and your credit rating permanently affected. Great idea.
Got drunk a while back and ordered one of them automatic wankers, it arrived a few days ago and it's completely changed wanking for me. Just attach it to the table, turn it on and sync it to a video of a girl saying nice things.
>>83072229Who gives a fuck about any of that?
>>83072229SSM said amazon never chase him up and he just makes a new account. Amazon is fucking huge lad, if they were chasing every non payment they spend far too much money on it than its worth. As long as I'm not doing it daily, it doesn't matter. Every couple months is fine by me. Plus I'll make legit purchases too inbetween. Copying SSM strat since he's been doing it for years and has never once shown any debt letter.
>>83072214Wahey, its free gadgets. Get yourself some new idums, you're barely a man before you've reached the five idum threshold
>>83072229It's dead easy to tell debt collectors to fuck off, they only pick on you if you're easy prey. Put up a credible resistance (requires knowledge of consumer credit law) and they quickly put you on the "not worth the hassle" list.Credit score impacts only stay on record 5 years. But if you are gonna have a big default on there you might as well make it a BIG default like a loan for a car or a nice holiday or summat.
>>83072229>credit rating permanently affectedOnly matters if you're buying a house or taking out a big loan which lad probably will never do anyway.
>>83072246It's highly likely he's just ignoring the letters because he's a spacker and it will catch up with him sooner or later. Wouldn't trust it myself.In principle you can score free shit by abusing credit but it's never this simple.
>>83071475I like this, cheers mate. Having a brief moment off dossing, for some munching, then guess what> You got it, back to dossing.I doss all the time, but I only class gay ming as dossing, the rest is just wasting time, but dossing that's serious stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9arQHU8A
>>83071767corr proper bigLAD now
>>83071767Who takes the photos?
>>83072267If the debt is really big then they don't put you on the "not worth the hassle" list though.
>>83072275The fact that amazon are letting him keep making new accounts and keep buying items being sent to the same address and same name, they don't care. As long as you're not a retard about it and do it conservatively every now and again you're okay.
>>83072285His pimp.
>>83072099Mostly innie with some cute little lips, brown on the outside and pink on the inside. You can tell by her cute face she's got a nice fanny
Any top uni lads here? Just started a few months ago and it's fucking mint.
>>83072304Had sex with a women called Ruth.
Bet it was shandy. Shandy bass best shandy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG591ZrBkw
>>83072103saves getting up and it gives the african carers something to doHHL could reach this level some day
>>83072310I had sex with a woman named Clara the other night, spanish bird
Lads, I've drafted up what I plan to send as a message to the escort I saw, as one last try. Planning to send it tomorrow morning unless she replies by 9 AM.>Good morning (her name), it's (my name) - we met a few weeks ago, hope you're doing well.>Please could you let me know if you're available for a meeting on 12th November in the evening? I hope we can meet again as you were very kind last time.>I wasn't sure if my messages sent correctly on AdultWork. I'm sorry for sending a few in a row.>I really appreciate your time, and I hope to hear back from you. If you don't wish to meet, please can you let me know?>Thank you,>My nameIf this doesn't work, then I'll have to give up, and I don't know what else I could have done. The waiting is just killing me.If anyone has suggestions I'm open.
Eaten nothing but tuna mayonnaise sandwiches for three days (they were 50p at Tesco) and my shits and farts are absolutely ghastly. The catberg leaves the room at the smell. Proper fishy shitty reek.
>>83072285shopper bear
>>83072319>If anyone has suggestions I'm open.I told you, they want to see a clean bumhole. Trust me bro, I got a D in GCSE sex ed, I knows muh shit.
Why do I find it so hard to pity the younger generations? I know they have the same struggles millennials went through and we have a common enemy in the boomers who are responsible for all of it, but somehow, I just cannot bring myself to feel sorry for them at all. They're a bunch of faggots.
>>83071767Kinell... Are Timmy has become a unit. Somebody get this man an Appleteiser.
>>83072319She doesn't want to see you again you retard. Message a different one.
>>83072346But she said she did in her last message to me on Sunday 2nd.
>>83072337>I know they have the same struggles millennials went throughIt's worse. That's how I sympathise with them. I face the reality that it's actually even worse for them. Imagine graduating uni in a world where there's 1.2m graduates and 17,000 graduate jobs. Put it this way mate. In 2008, if you spent all of your dole on pints, you'd get 92 pints a month. These days? 61 pints a month. That's fucked.
Permanent spine damage
>car dealer: wat u want>the brightest most obnoxious lights possible>car dealer: i got u senpai
20 Stone TimmyThe carers are overfeeding him.Sainsbury's are finally have their vengeance.I'm in tears.
>>83072357Mate by no longer replying she is letting you down gently. Move on and shag a different whore.
>>83072362Well yeah, but you see, this is my point. I know that, but instead of feeling any sympathy that they have it even worse, I think "good, fuck 'em".
>>83072382Ok, but why did she send me that on the 2nd then? Why did she leave me feedback saying she'd see me again? I literally asked her in person when I left her place if I could come back and she said yes.I have to try one last time.I'd rather she just tell me she doesn't want to see me, I cannot stand not knowing.
>>83072319The second hand cringe and desperation coming off this. Holy hell....>If anyone has suggestions I'm open.I can't bear to read any more of this. She's not your girlfriend. Please forget about her, stop doing this, and stop posting about it.
>>83072374something very sad about this care home arc
>>83072385Haha that is quite funny lad. But it's an impulse that really only serves the people making life worse for everyone. They know that as long as you have someone to look down on, you won't start fucking with their privileges.
Alphonso the slovakian pimp is gripping his glock reading Anons posts to his escort
>>83072401Are you autistic? People don't like confrontation, she was being polite.>I'd rather she just tell me she doesn't want to see me, I cannot stand not knowing.BY NOT REPLYING SHE IS ALREADY DOING THAT
>>83072405QRD on this nappy wearer?
>>83072416Many men, many many men wish death upon him, lord he dont cry no more, dont look at the sky no more have mercy on him somwhere his heart turned cold, many men, many many men wish death upon him
escort gimmick getting quite stale
>>83072416It's a lad who posts here. He's obsessed with some escort. He's ITT right now with his nappy on posting about his escort woes.
>>83072401>I literally asked her in person when I left her place if I could come back and she said yes.She would say that to everyone to avoid confrontation, even if it was her intention to never see that person again.I know you are probably heavily autistic, but imagine if a 6'4 black man strangled her and put her in pain, and then afterwards asks if he can see her again before leaving. Is she gonna say "no"? And will she actually see him again?
>>83072416Lord I dont cry no more, dont look to the sky no more. Are you from sainsburys??
>>83072414I messaged her on Sunday 2nd asking about the 7th, she said she was away from 7th-10th but would like to see me after that.I'm sorry, I have to try at least once more.I will message her tomorrow. If she doesn't reply, or if she says no, then fine. You might be right but I have to know for my own sake. I gave her no reason to not see me again. That's all I'll say.
>>83072441Helper in about 30 years this. He's already got the care home sorted.
>>83072433Imagine it was a 6'4 red indian
BETTER WATCH HOW YOU TALK ABOUT MECAUSE ILL TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY
>>83072449She's rejecting you by not responding. That's how it works.
>>83072449I am certain she probably sensed that you were becoming unhealthily attached
HAVE MERCY ON MESOMEWHERE MY HEART TURNT COLD
HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
>>83072407I think it's maybe because nobody listened to my generation about our problems, and we had to un-ironically pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and fight each other for the scraps of the job/housing market, that it would disgust me to see these faggots with their awful memes and their racial and adultery based fetish obsessions get anything handed to them.I don't think it's having somebody to look down on that stops us taking away the privileges of the elite, I think it is the precise opposite. We are impotent and powerless to harm the elite, so we make do with looking down on others. I believe this is at the basis of most reactionary right wing boomer-ish thought. The only difference is that, as a generation, the boomers have actually had it extremely good, there's no rational reason for them to feel hard done by.
I GOT HIT LIKE HE GOT HITBUT HE AINT FUCKING BREATHING
>>83072458I have dropped that now
>>83072472dead eyes
>>83072456Why would an escort reject someone? I wasn't rude or unclean.
>>83072472This guy is dead behind the eyes. What happened to him
>>83072414But this is one of the reason shame exists as a social concept. It's supposed to be bad manners to just blank and ghost someone. Nobody likes the confrontation but it's supposed to be one of the things you just grit your teeth and deal with.This is why britain (and the world) has gone to the dogs, we need to bring back manners and social dececny
>>83072488They don't have to have sex if they don't want to. You reek of desperation and attachment.
>>83072488Because she could tell you're the kind of lad who's going to develop an unhealthy obsession and start stalking her, I would imagine.
>>83072489Sainburys sent hitmen after him
>>83072495I actually wasn't that desperate with her, honestly.
>>83072472skin cancer caused by bio oil
>>83072490>why aren't the prostitutes socially decent with good manners
>>83072501NTA, something happened, he went form posting his outings, to getting his cock out. It was that oil, it fried his mind somehow.
>>83072489Forcibly medicated by the NHS tyrants into a husk of his former glory.
>>83072490I agree lad. Ghosting is fucking cruel.
>>83072516it's a healthy amount of oil for a normal sized person I'd say?
Was it timmy that had the issues with the builders?
>>83072488They avoid stalkers who fall in love with them. It's risky.
>>83072516His downfall is etched in my mind like a fable, if I ever get too out of control the NHS are gunna take me away. I live with that thought a lot.
>>83072489NHS turned him into a zombie with their drugs. His brain is permanently cooked now.
Added Westham football club to my boycott list for being woke
Aright?whsts the plan today? X
>>83072499>>83072525I'm not a fucking stalker ffs.
>>83072533Aren't you worried this could happen to you one day? You already live in a care home.
>>83072519I'd like to know what they've put him on
>>83072543He'll be in nappies soon. Some Congolese nurse will be wiping him clean.
Am alwaysso fudging tired man. I dnt know pourquoi.
Corrr! Purchased that Werner Herzog blu-ray box set. The new BFI 4K restorations are AI shite apparently so good time to grab it while it's on sale.
>>83072540Well yeah, of course you're not you're just a faggot LARPing a fictional scenario on 4chan because that's how sad you are.But staying in character: Yes, you are the textbook definition of the creepy attachment issues weirdo prozzies all learn to avoid.
>>83072547Clozapine caused me to gain over fifty pounds in one year.... But made me sane.
>>83072547Someone needs to save him from this torture
>>83072547Christ Eric Clapton's let himself go these days eh
>>83072556It's not a gimmick lad. Please, just believe me.If she doesn't respond then I'll just move on. What should I do next?
>>83072547life is good, there always someone worse off than us
>>83072449ughI'm really sorrythat sucks in a very specific wayprostitute rejection is not like getting rejected from like a restaurant waitlistit hits your identity and your ego and your sense of belonging and your feeling of like"am I allowed to be part of the thing or not"you're not crazy for feeling it deeplythe combination of * you were excited* you were horny* you were prepared to actually pay her to let you fuck heris VERY destabilisingI'm glad you posted this
>>83072571Freeing him would require a lot of logistics now
>>83072543Technically it's an assisted living facility
>>83072582>I'll just move onThat's a good idea.>What should I do next?Book an appointment with your GP and ask for cognitive behavioural therapy.
More often than not someone like Tim would end up on the streets. He should consider himself lucky he's in a comfy care home for the rest of his days.
>>83072599IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY gabagooooooooy
>>83072605Trust fund won't last forever
>>83072593I decided to just send her the message now in the end. I couldn't stand waiting until the morning.This has been a terrible two weeks for me. I've learned not to get attached to escorts.>>83072600I've got a call with a counsellor booked for Monday 17th.I'm praying she responds but I know it won't happen.
>>83072605His family loves him and stepped in, it's not free - especially the level of care Tim is getting
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hL5uShFrQcA?feature=shareIt not right.
>>83072610Cool now can you just shut the fuck up about this. Never post about it ever again. Also kill yourself stalker retard
>>83072610How long until you fall in love with your counsellor and she has to stop your sessions?
>>83072610>I've learned not to get attached to escorts.The fact that you needed to learn that is a bit scary mate.
>>83072624That caught me off guard, n1 lad lol
I have this problem where if I talk to women they think I'm flirting with them. Dunno, it's always their problem though I dont even think I'm flirting, just talking.
>>83072624The counsellor should be male. I asked for one.>>83072627Yes, I know.I'm honestly angry at myself. I don't think I'll ever have sex.The only question now is do I confess to my parents?
>>83072654Confess what lol? That you are a virgin? Why is that any of their business.>mum, dad, I haven't had sex>I tried to see a prostitute but couldn't get hard>then the prostitute rejected meIt's OK son... we still love you.
>OOOOOOOOOOOH TOMMY TOMMY. >TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avr5xbp9FNs
>>83072662Because I feel awful about the whole thing. I feel humiliation over the fact I had to resort to an escort.I feel humiliation over the fact that she may not want to see me again despite telling me to my face she would.I will see if she responds today or tomorrow. Admittedly it's unlikely. But I think I may just tell my parents on Friday.I'm sorry for all my posts about this. I just want to have a normal relationship and sex.
>>83072689Tommy Robinson is a nonce
Oxtail soup is my favouriteSecond fave is minestrone
>>83072704Just wait for the escort to message you back and if she doesn't just send her one more message tomorrow. Simple innit.
AW is having some issues lad. You need to resend the message once an hour on the hour until she responds
>>83072727Nah I won't do that.I posted my draft message above. I don't want to pressure her or be weird.In 48 hours I'll know. In 48 hours she'll either have not responded or
>>83072747Nothing weird mate AW might be having issues sending messages happens all the time.
>>83072704You think you'll feel less humiliated if you tell your mummy?
>>83072759Don't try and make me look even worse.I just want a response from her. If it's no, then fine, I can move on. Her lack of response is annoying.
The "I'm going to tell my parents about this (for unspecified reasons)" twist in the escort story is bloody brilliant lad.
>>83072770She hasn't got your message lad. Send it again
Tim will have paid a years rent in advance on the flat again, he's been in hospital all year.
>>83072770Mate I'm trying to help you, I was in a similar situation, turns out AW was acting up. Just gotta keep sending messages, sometimes the server gets lagged up.
>>83072769Well it feels like it's gnawing away at me.>>83072777Why can't you just believe I'm genuine?
>>83072793Tell your parents mate, they deserve to know.
>>83072786>>83072778Funny but I sent the last message via WhatsApp. I'm definitely not blocked as my message has the two ticks.Like I said, this will be the last message I send. I'm praying to god a miracle happens and she responds but I'm basically resigned at this point.My life is a joke. Even escorts ghost me.
Can imagine her pimp is watching you closely.
>>83072824Escorts don't have pimps.
>>83072836Yeah mate. Sex trafficking isn't real either
>>83072856It's not the 70s lad
>>83072813WhatsApp glitches all the time lad. You've got to keep sending the message until you get 2 blue ticks
>>83072862You're so fucking dense you must be trolling
>>83072836They certainly dot. Top G
>>83072870>>83072874Explain. I thought that stuff was heavily cracked down on.
One of my girls is refusing to work. Says she's scared of some incel. I've beaten her but she still refuses to workHow do I tell my parents about this?
>>83072884Yeah just like they've cracked down on all the money laundering turkish barbers
Thinking of moving to the UK to be with my gf, have visited twice
>>83072793>Why can't you just believe I'm genuine?Because why the fuck would you tell your mum and dad? Lol. Brilliant twist though, very funny just when it was getting stale
Thinking of moving to the UK to visit an escort
Well that's the thread shat up for the night isn't it, shame cause it's nice in here when you lot aren't being unsalvagable spackersgonna have to go have a wank over ash sarkar and go to bed aint I
>>83072884If you're being serious, 99.9% of the foreign sex workers are sex trafficked, by various mafias. Thai Girls by chinese usually, european by Albanian/Romanian.They bring the girls in, they do their work and make money, usually they've confiscated their passports or theyre here illegally, either way they don't do anything without their boss knowing.Often Viktor is just in the other room next door.
>>83072943It's nice here without you. Fuck off spacker
>>83072943dont like the poncy music lollers listens to or metal tho it was nice to see the lads having civil conversations. back to the same old stale larps and gimmicks now and weak bait
>>83072936Because I'm a friendless loser.My confession options are you lot, my parents, or a therapist. Only one is related to me.>>83072956The one I saw was Eastern European but spoke fluent English and moved here when she was younger (so she said). She used to be with an agency and went independent. Anyway, I kind of feel a bit relaxed now. I've sent my message. It's in the hands of god now. If she responds then cool, but I've sort of admitted defeat and have accepted what you lads here said about her ignoring me.I just wish I could understand women. Why leave me feedback and a message saying she'd see me again if she just ghosts me?I'm really not cut out for the modern world, am I?I'm just gonna go read for a bit and cry.
I cant believe people can be this sheltered.The polish shop down the way, that no one goes in?>Operated by Polish MafiaThe nineteen turkish barbers?>Money laundering operationsThe thirty paki shops the roadmen hang outside of?>Selling weed provided by AlbaniansThe dirty chinese takeaway? >sex trafficking, with girls offering services above the shop>b-but they've cracked down on thisNo, no they haven't - for as long as crime continues to exist, this will continue to go on.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
What's the deal with britfeel threads continuing to be a thing? I understand there not being an amerifeel thread since we dominate the entire internet for some reason but why are there no germoidfeel, italofeel or frenchiefeel threads? Those would be significantly more interesting threads to lurk. Like nigga why would I care what british chuds or incels do, american, canadian and australians autists are about a thousand leagues more interesting. How does it feel to be the gayest English speaking culture even though English speaking culture originated from you? The sad thing is in order to be a British nationalist you have to embrace being homosexual... I understand I'm being very aggressive and inflammatory here but you have to understand I'm just trying to get to the bottom of what the fuck is wrong with you. Don't get me wrong America is fucked, I understand to a large extent we are the laughing stock of the world but the things is... at least it's better than being br*tish or god forbid canadian or australian.
>>83073048Block her and move on, like an ex you are gutted over.
>>83073076I'll give it a few days. Who knows, maybe a miracle happens and she likes my message. I don't see the need to self sabotage.But yeah, if I hear nothing by Friday, I'll just go get a Thai massage or something lol
>>83073048I'll tell you what I think actually happened. You left her place. Her pimp then asked her what happened, because their were no fucky fucky noises, she told him you had a little cry and said you couldn't fuck. He asked her if she thought you're gunna be a problem, she probably said yes and told her to not see you and send any messages you send his way.
>>83073072Middle class ponces innit, they never have to interact with the underbelly of society so they think everything is as hunky dory as it looks on the surface.
>>83073072Yeah that fact that the BBC is 'breaking' this article is a joke. Everyone has known this for years now, it's just that until now the powers that be have decided to turn a blind eye to it all. I reckon they're paying lip service to it now because the establishment knows that Reform is outflanking them so they're trying to bleed supporters by throwing them little pieces of red meat. Thankfully the average Reform voter is essentially a British Qanon guy at this point so it's not going to work. Quite pathetic really by the ruling class.
>>83073105I didn't cry. We chatted for well over the hour I paid for.I may be completely wrong but if she has a pimp I'll be amazed. She went to uni and seemed bright.
>>83073131We had a big raid down my place this year. About 40 corner shops raided. Sad joke is they were back to selling weed from the same corner shops two weeks later.
>>83073156That's the thing, there are plenty of laws on the books right now which, if enforced, would make the country quite safe and low-crime. The whole point is that they aren't enforced to any meaningful degree.
right wingers having a complete melty because the BBC isn't 100% biased in their favour, only like 75%, shambles
>>83073181I'm not a righ-winger lol, I'm a national socialist.
Dunno why people want emotional approval from "the media" that they claim to not even like. But they still feel the need to watch every day.
>>83073187was I talking about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi72_ggUCHU
>>83073167It would be an ICE sized situation though that you see in America. You would also need a place to put them so, as long as they worked with Trump maybe he can send them to the same prison he sent all those MS13 too. However you're not dealing with one gang you're dealing with about six or seven well organized and funded gangs. Then you got hundreds of mini splinter groups that operate between.I dont think our county police forces could even put the resources together to pull it off.
>>83073181To be fair all this bullshit is all on them. They got caught red handed editing a trump speech to make him look like a cunt.
More bennies for larger families kek. And people thought labour would cut benefits down the the bone a year ago.
>>83073250Still the usual hypocrisy, they turn a blind eye to the frothing mouth lunacy Laura Jewberg is constantly coming out with but oh no daddy Trump looked bad we must shut down the BBCAlmost makes me want to start paying my TV license it does
As a NEET I've been sleeping twice in a day, I was curious about this and turns out thats how we used to sleep before the industrial revolution.>For millennia, people lived by the sun's cycle. They would go to bed after sunset for a "first sleep," wake up around midnight for a period of quiet activity, and then sleep again for a "second sleep" until morning.This is my exact schedule that I fall into as a NEET. Really interesting stuff.
>>83073307Further reading for the inquiring NEET mind:>Artificial light changed bedtime routines: The introduction of oil, gas, and later electric lighting extended the day, allowing people to stay awake longer after sunset. This made it more appealing to compress sleep into a single block.>The Industrial Revolution created new schedules: The need for clock-based work schedules in factories favored a single, predictable block of rest. This new system cemented the idea of one continuous "eight-hour sleep" as the norm.>Modern studies show the natural pattern: When modern humans are placed in pre-industrial conditions without artificial light or clocks, they often revert to the two-sleep pattern naturally. A 2017 study of a community without electricity in Madagascar found they also followed this pattern
I've got the wooze in. Got another litre of wodka.Got 2 steak pies for my tea.Let's go.
Proper Helpercore chooooon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJjNN3iSxI
Curae tuae in somno cessent.
1 in 5 people out of work.What can be done to fix this? We need the people in this thread to get jobs if our society is to survive.
I feel emotionally and physically drained lads. Going to bed early tonight I reckon.
>>83073397Slash bennies drastically. Don't want to be homeless? Get a job.
Mad how I've gone through schoolThrough uniThrough having some form of a career in my 20sWithout having a mate or a gf
>>83073397I like how the picture is an attractive woman having a cuppa in the kitchen, when the reality of NEETs is someone that looks like picrel
>>83073397I would love to get back into work but I'm currently watching an Anime called Reborn as a Vending Machine I now wonder the Dungeon.It's a riveting tale about a man reborn as Vending Machine who now wonders the Dungeon serving drinks and refreshments for points so he can stay alive. Really high IQ stuff that takes up a lot of my time.
>>83073464That guy is genuinely disabled though unlike SSM or HHL. These are the kind of people that need to become productive again.
>Allah Akbar We need a war cry lads what should we have god save the king?
>>83073397I'm used to being a NEET now. Could the wagies get a 2nd job? They're used to working, so should be easy enough.
>>83073345I luv a steak pie when its cold outside n_n enjoy x
Only slept like 4 hours, got work again in a few hours
>>83073516Does it matter if it's midnight and you're eating if you've only been awake for 2 hours
