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Psych gave me xanny, we're so back

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one day i will never have to work again and deal with the scum of society and that day will be the happiest day of my life.

if you're not a tranny as a modern day gay bottom it's beyond over for you and you may as well elliot rodger

Tomorrow I must go to the dentist and I fully intend but I know I'll think of some excuse to not.

>i match with 9/10 trans tag on omegle
and 1/10 gay tag
it's safe to say trans is the new gay, sorry gays left behind

>>83093502
you don't have to talk on chaturbate

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Meow where husbie meow need cock in my holes

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I crave and love men so much it's unreal, gaybros. My pp can't take it anymore, I need to find one and make him feel like a god and then fuse with him in passionate love

>>83093773
I will never go onto that site.

>>83093878
u could have had him... if you'd trooned out
averge+men are only for troons these days
shooned have trooned out instead of being chud chuddie

>>83093953
hence you will also work all your life and more

>>83092030
Ok cuckbot but do you have to mention it every day?

>>83092924
You will never be a woman cuckie

i just need my dad to bang me, that's all i fucking need, i just need my dad, that's all i neee

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I kinda hate when I stumble upon a sad song and it completely changes my mood

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I'm depressed because everyone around me is shit. You're depressed because you're shit. We are NOT the same.

>>83094673
Aren't you an edgy boy who's an edgy boy you are yeah you are

>>83094677
Hehe yes I am >///<
>W8OMG

>>83093801
If you want cock then why did you reject chudbot?

>>83094791
Doesn't live near enough abysmal personality

>>83094791
If you want bbc why don't you say so cuckbot?

>>83094811
Why are you obsessed with blacks? I never even said meow was black in my post?

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I love my twink son so much

>>83093451
>anime
I still like some anime but it's very rare I enjoy shows and days of following 10 or more shows every season are gone. I watched all I wanted from already aired anime so can't find much joy in the past either.
>mma
I was super into watching it for over a decade but now it just feels like a chore and I stopped giving a shit about non ufc and honestly most ufc events too
There are probably more things I can mention but nothing else is coming to my mind right now

>>83095362
Gross nails but nice hair and legs though. Too bad my penis is too small to have sex.

>your offline check your connection
>your offline check your connection
>your offline check your connection
everytime i open a new youtube tab it says this and everytime i am not offline

>>83095682
Maybe your penis is too small to be online

>>83095689
why does youtube care about my small penis?

>>83095704
Only big penis chads can browse youtube these days it's over

>>83095704
Because you're not chad?

>>83095811
So true it's over for small penised non chad tops like me myself and i

>>83095811
i can still browse youtube i just have to wait 1min and refresh the page everytime i open a new tab
>>83095821
why not? im 6'2 and white i thought that was enough

mom keeps making pasta for dinner

>>83095998
she probably read my upcoming book

>>83096060
well she has to stop

>>83095998
uh oh. be nice anon, she's making the grocery budget stretch. lots of people had their food stamps interrupted this month.

The pasta skillet meals are the only thing I cook that's on par with what mom used to make. They're also the most complete meals I have short of eating out.

>>83096193
Have you heard of wow diet?

>>83096245

No, what's that? Pizza rolls and mountain dew? I ate that diet for a while.

>>83096179
mom doesnt have food stamps shes just in a pasta craze or wasting money somewhere else

>>83096275
pasta is cheap and filling, nothing wrong with eating a lot of it.

>>83096284
i already ate it yesterday and sunday. thats whats wrong

>>83096087
youre gonna be really skinny and cute and not even know why. but she will.

>>83096354
but im already too skinny... mom is trying to kill me and i dont have the heart to tell her no

i really should get a haircut soon
but leaving the house is a big commitment

another night another good day that ends with me wanting to cry. they should legalize lobotomys again because i deserve one because being gods silliest soldier isn't all it's cracked up to be

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Hello Anons,

I felt a little depressed past couple hours for some reason. I smoked a lil, drank a grog. But went out to the train station behind my house to watch the trains come in and people. Also read my book.

That was a nice little trip. I'm prob gonna read my book.

Hows y'all night? what y'all doin?

>>83093451
>gay but not in the fun way
this is a rlly good one i like this :3

>>83096623
im just drinking tea and watching youtube

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>>83096552
Do you want to talk about it anon, if you're not heading to bed right now that is?
and why the lobotomy? brain damage is nasty.
>>83096623
what's the book about?

>Get summoned for 2 week jury duty
>Actually don't need to go to the court house, just call in at the end of every day and get my hopes crushed.
>No idea if I have to go to work the next day until 5pm
I wanted to skip work and maybe see a dead body damn it!

>>83096760
>what's the book about?
9/11. It's one of those events that just fascinates me kinda, which sounds fucked up but, like its one of the first MAJOR historical events that was like captured on film in the 21st century.

and i wasn't there to see it so i have no idea what it was like before 9/11

If youre interested, its called "the only plane in the sky"

I frequently eat 8 pieces of garlic toast as a late night snack, this is being a pig, right?

>>83096760
>Do you want to talk about it anon
I don't mind, but it's not really anything new or novel. Just the classic ">tfw no bf" stuff mixed with a sense that I missed out on every finding my group. This place I live seems to be described by most who are unfortunate enough to live here, especially the immigrant crowd as a place where people are only ever close friends with people they grew up with. If you didn't grow up with them you will never be anyone in their lives and I definitely feel that. I've tried other means to make friends particularly with other gay guys so maybe I could get my foot in the door and meet others, but turns out if you don't have a super well paying job you're not worth even talking to because I always get ghosted at that question.
>and why the lobotomy
Just so I don't really have to exist anymore, my family gets to be happy because I'm not dead and I don't have to keep suffering either. I'm sure it's a romanticized version of the procedure but it seems better than getting addicted to heroin so I don't have to exist during all my waking hours. And maybe it fixes my retarded brain too since nothing else has. Kind of tempted to actually just check into the ward and hope that the pills they put me on don't ruin my weight too badly, and actually work this time.
Sorry I didn't expect to ramble so much when I started this post

>>83096830
depends on the size of the slice and how much butter or cheese you put on them

>>83096538
thats the only thing worth leaving the house for tbf

>>83096913

Just whatever comes in a frozen pack of it. Obviously I'm not making it myself.

>>83096924
i think 2 pieces is the limit on those

>>83096358
good skinny, not sick skinny. sun and olive oil skinny.

>>83096973

and I just had 8 of them. They're quick and fill my fat ass up.

>>83096976
eh? pasta doesnt provide sunlight and the sun is already gone before dinners ready, its november. there is olive oil sometimes

>>83097005
it changes the spirit. well if you make a fresh condimento. if she's just using jar sauce then she's in a funk.

>>83097205
this sounds like some kind of sol paganism. mom wouldnt read that stuff

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these threads are always so dead and cold, always the same posts too. We could be a bunch of gay bots that faps over men together and then show some love to each other to ease the loneliness, no matter how unbfable or ugly one is, you give him some virtual love here, but then you have anons mostly ignoring posts unless it's the thread celebrity or politics or dismaying someone, like the average channer. For god sake, there's boys literally everywhere here, and you don't care

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>>83093451
Blow Jobs hurt cause of the teeth, and anal sex hurts my pee pee going in (its like putting a sleeping bag back into the tiny bag it came with). Gow do guys enjoy this stuff?

>>83097414
i tried doing that and everyone bullied me and told me to kill myself and that i should go away forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

bedtime for dumb gay idiotheads aka me none of you you have to stay up longer
also i'm curious how did you guys learn what position you would be if you did do it? what makes that position feel like the one? i kind of flip flop a lot so probably switch but still i'm curious

vulnerable narcissistic homosexual general

Genuinely and unironically how do I know if I'm gay

I'm literally Dexter Morgan from the Dexter TV series. I'm just like him...

>>83097615
do you want a gf? do you want a bf?
when did you last masturbate to a woman? when did you last masturbate to a guy?

>>83097799
>do you want a gf? do you want a bf?
I don't know
>when did you last masturbate to a woman? when did you last masturbate to a guy?
I've almost exclusively masturbated to gay stuff ever since I was a teen and girls in porn don't really do anything for me, but I've only ever had crushes on girls so I'm confused

day one billion of being a nervous wreck about annoying people

>>83093451
idk... welding i suppose
for something tangible, idk, ill have to think on it
>>83091431
fallout 1 + fallout 2 = fallout 3, simple as
anyways, i think 3 > nv because its slightly more more in touch with the world itself than nv is, and yes it also has a shit script and atrocious worldbuilding decisions in my honest onion
maybe its just because im suffering from esoteric political yapping fatigue, idk, obsidian could have made out better with the premise
ok im done
>>83092272
wish i coulda tasted some, nice work :>
>tfw no chef bf
>>83097817
>im confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I

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>have the urge to adopt a Ukrainian draft dodger again
I'm serious, I want to invite a qt Ukrainian conscript to run away to my country, live in my house and eventually obtain citizenship via spousal visa.
I wouldn't even force him to have sex with me (though it would be nice if he did), all I'd ask for is occasional positive attention and for him to play vidya with me and pick up my Amazon packages while I'm at work and shit. He could be a neet if he wanted, I have enough money to sustain 2 people and I'd even give him an allowance.
Sure maybe it's a bit of an exploitative situation still but it's better than starring in an epic drone strike compilation on /gif/.
What do you think, is my plan based or cringe?

>>83097889
He would probably be straight and homophobic unless you specifically seeked out a gay one

>>83097609
#thatsmeindeed

Listening to There Is A Life That Never Goes Out while thinking of a boy I met on Discord. Yes, my life is exceedingly empty and miserable, how could you tell?

>>83097936
I'll just look on /int/, they're all gay there

I want to die. There is nothing about life that brings me any semblance of joy. There is nothing about my own person that I don't loathe. I'm cripplingly alone but I am too insufferable to ever get a friend, let alone a boyfriend. I need to be euthanized

>>83097889
the hardest part is to escape this godforsaken shithole.

>>83097972
>this godforsaken shithole
What's it actually like there with the war and everything?

>>83097972
Damn nigga
Are you safe and OK? They won't drag you off to fight, r-right?

>>83097972
Please scream "r9gay" when you are getting raped so I can soiface at the screen when I see your video on some Russian Telegram channel

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>>83097889
This seems like a goodhearted deed anon. Especially given that you don't demand much. So I think it's very based. Heck you might have given me a bt of hope with this desu.
But how cute is "qt"?
And is only Ukraine the option or can we spread out?

>>83097983
>>83097986
>moids
stay at home and never leave the house. unless you have connections and rich.
>foids
do everything to keep moids safe.
Also you still can die if some drone hits your house. Sometimes no electricity and water. Pretty shitty, considering its 4th year of this madness.
>>83098017
I'm killing myself f I get caught. Draft officers torture recruiters. They are not better than russians. Ukrainians, russians it doesnt matter. All equally subhuman.

>>83097972
lord have mercy [lord have mercy]
god have mercy [god have mercy]
lord have mercy [lord have mercy]
god have mercy [god have mercy]
lord have mercy [lord have mercy]
god have mercy [god have mercy]
lord have mercy [lord have mercy]
may the almighty lord have mercy on us and forgive us our sins... or something, idk the lyrics

also, ukraine really puts english on official docs?

>>83097941
where are yuo from :))

>>83098039
yeah its some european standard

>>83097946
Second time you post this anon
cant you for once stand up for yourself and reach out to him again?

>>83098031
I mean I picked Ukraine because their conscription situation seems the most dire. It seems less bad in Russia from what my Russian friends have told me.
>how cute is "qt"
My standards aren't very high, I guess just don't be morbidly obese but if you are you're probably not in danger of getting drafted anyway so it balances out

>>83098038
I'm sorry anon. Please stay safe and look after yourself.
>foids do everything to keep moids safe
Do they actually do this? All I see is tiktoks of them partying across Europe, if that's not the case then I'm glad

>>83098095
i think he meant those as commands, as in, "bro, help me lift this" or "chinese people, please do not perform the dissapointment of the cooking of the duck meat"

>>83098095
I used to live alone until 2024 when it became too dangerous to go outside. Now mother comes 2 times a week with food. Haven't been outside since then.
if you dont have mom, gf or sister here you're fucked.

Do you guys want to get married?

>>83097530
if you're that anon with 7 inch penis, you deserved it

>>83098187
stay strong anon, wishing for the best, not exactly for your country because things are still objectively dire, but for you at least. It baffles me how people stopped caring for you

>>83098304
i only have a 5 inch penis

>>83098404
still too much, fuck you if that's what you humblebrag about

>what did you love but lost interest in
everything, feels like. i used to love video games and cooking, but now i hate playing video games (even though i still do it all the time) and i barely cook nowadays. feels like ive lost passion for everything, including life itself.

>>83098423
that's called capitalism and wageslaving

>>83098440
i dont have a job, and capitalism has nothing to do with it. its depression.

If Dahmer was alive would he post here

>>83098443
>I don't have a job
oh, in that case it's definitely depeession. I was depressed as well, but first burnt out during college, I couldn't do anything. Once I became a NEET I slowly healed and found joy and interest in doing things I never considered before
>capitalism
capitalism always plays a part in our lives

>>83098454
and you would hate him since he was a BBC bunny

>>83093451
>what did you love but lost interest in
boys

>>83098459
ill be real, i dont want your condolences or reassurances if youre going to force politics into our conversation. have a good night.

>>83098515
I get it, you're centre right wing and think both extremes are bad or something. Anyway, no, that wasn't what I was about to do, depression would be a problem in every system, even in the most perfect to exist. I was just stating the obvious: the system you live in influences you

>>83098530
very incorrect assumption.

politics fatigue niggas:

>>83098535
unless proven wrong, that will be my truth

>>83098443
I'm sorry that you have to participate in your own survival

>>83098187
(I fell asleep)
Like the other guy said, stay strong anon, take care of yourself and may this shit end someday sooner rather than later. I'll be thinking about you

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I couldn't sleep so I'm watching 90s cartoons. How are you european boys Morning's going?

Im in e love

>tfw no bf to give me footjobs

need knight bf, weakness: knight bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC4V7knwrug

>>83096760
Nice picture of chadbot

It's very hard, if not impossible, to not get a crush on someone when they have massive pecs and wear those tight compact black shirt to the point where you can see his nipples.
Truly the white man's struggle.

>>83096979

You know what else could fill your fat ass up?

>>83098728
You shouldn't be able to crush on someone you don't know well, that's not very white of you whore

>>83098728
can you show a pic of that? It's for research purpose for my penis

>>83097597
It's very easy and simple:
>what type of porn do you self insert into
>what type of fap fantasy do you imagine
It may shock you but if you only like one...

>>83097597
>>83098775
sometimes my pp gets extremely hard, like I wanna put it into something big, but other times my anus dilates when I see a hot guy, like, is it opening itself for his cock? If that's so, that's how I figured out I'm both

>>83097609
You should stop drinking bud
>>83097889
I want to call you cringe but it's kinda nice you can afford to do something like that and a lot of situations are more exploitative and he would get a lot out of it and maybe he would be the one exploiting you, it's hard to say. So not cringe idk
>>83097946
Possibly the only good smithsong

>>83098793
You're a bisexual of gay positions
But seriously I wanna know if there is a difference between guys that cause you to have one reaction over the other. I assume there is, that they're different types?

>>83098746
I'm trying I swear, but he's just so beautiful and athletic and he dresses so well; you have to see it to get it.
>>83098748
Stop being lazy and use your imagination.

>>83098392
>>83098609
Ok but at least he isn't living in miami. Imagine if he was living in miami that would be so much worse. You have no idea how some anons here suffer.

>tfw no bf who spawns in my bed when I'm horny and goes away after sex

>>83098459
I wish we lived under communism so I'd starve to death instead. At least I'd be too busy to think about how pointless everything is.

>>83098826
>bi
yeah no lol
>difference
honestly, I never thought about it, but, I don't think so? I think it depends on what they're doing. If he's doing something ass or kinky related, pp gets hard, if he's doing something manly, the anus most of the time. Pp too, but anus is more prominent. Anyway, it can be the same guy

>>83098932
That's more based in my onion tnx for the answer

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>>83098945
>>83098945
>That's more based
thanks nonnie! Why you think so?
>my onion
...may I see it?

>>83098945
>>83098826
update: I saw a vid with a cute big guy with a big dumptruck giggling and my anus started to feel funny. I guess it's more random than what I thought. I still wanna put my pp in it tho

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I want to steal my future boyfriend's eyeballs and replace mine with his.

The world hates brown eyed boys.

>>83098932
now that i doink about it, this is kinda accurate to me as well
what a coincidence lol
>>83098945
zomg another berson who says onion :3

>>83098454
I'm just like him fr.

the penis stealer is coming quick hide it inside my ass

How do I explain to my bf that I want to organize an eyes wide shut-style party/meetup, with masks and robes

>>>83098836
>Stop being lazy
fuck off for not helping a fellow horny gay
>and use your imagination
don't need to. I have a whole folder of pecs pics

Notable gaycels of history
>Adam Lanza

>>83099082
sourcer?

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>>83099082
check out the moves

r9gay fight club when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRyrrN9jL_Y

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Would you date someone with a rape fetish?

>>83099092
Source for what?

got cum in my eye and not it's bloodshot red + hurts a little, is it supposed to hurt or am i just not used to it?

>>83099182
will pass in an hour

>>83099167
no thats what they call a "red flag"

>>83098997
That's strange and random indeed

>>83099099
He is just a zoomer terry davis

>>83099167
It's not rape if you want it faggot get rekt but not raped

>>83099099
only mentally ill people and women play Double

>>83099317
hes older than me and im not a zoomer

how do y'all feel about mass murderers

>>83099375
depends who they murdered i suppose

i never usually think about men sexually and wouldn't seek out sex with a man, but sometimes if i'm fapping and really horny i feel like if a cute man offered to suck my dick in that moment i would say yes. does that mean i'm gay or is it normal?

>>83099394
considering that's never happened to me i'd say you're gay

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>>83099147
I would easily beat up everyone, perhaps even 1v2 lol
Not really a flex given this is the under 5'7 bottom dwarf general. But similarly to how I play a lot of games no one ever heard of I actually hold either high score or top 10 scores in some of them, not because I'm good but because...you get it.
I'm actually really strong tho

>>83099394
That's just called being pathetic and horny prisongay shit. Now leave the gay thread

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Sick and tired of my family gaslighting me about being "too skinny". As if I don't have a mirror.
>hurr durr you're just delulu
BMI exists. Numbers don't lie and mine are firmly in the normal range.

I'm also sick of everyone assuming you're wrong just because you have a problem of some kind. It couldn't be that you actually observe reality correctly and others are wrong, no, you have to be wrong because the default assumption is that you're just whining for no reason thanks to normalfags and failed normalfags who have no issues yet keep crying over minor inconveniences and consequences of their own choices.

>MORGG

>>83099433
i got average strength and zero real experience, i guess youd beat me as well :p
frick im so out of shaaape
>>83099475
god, flins is so cute and emo...
anyways, if your ribs are bulging out significantly or something, i think thats a bad sign
have any EDs? loss of appetite? fast metal bowl-ism?

>>83099571
Tbf I'd beat up most people probably
Get in shape regardless
You can't see my ribs lol
I don't have eractile dysfunction
I eat too much I think, my stomach hurts and I eat past that point so I'm pretty sure I eat more than I need to.
Idk if I have fast metal bowlism but I saw a video about a man who ate a plane yesterday...

>>83099433
if you beat me, I'll let you be my bf

>>83099638
are you some sort of gay bear? You sound very big and cocky. How does that feel?

>>83097817
>exclusively masturbated to gay stuff
Gay. Case closed. Your penis doesn't lie.

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>>83099702
No lol I have more of a twink build if anything
>You sound very big and cocky
That's because I'm very big (tall, strong) and I'm cocky because I have a cock, it's only natural as they say

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How much do you guys care about a relationship? Just a few years ago, there was a constant yearning, I'm only 21 now but I don't care about it that much anymore. Obtaining a proper circle of friends is the only thing that seems important at the moment. Can't bring myself to care about getting a bf.

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>>83099786
Oh, are you a manly twunk then? like him?

>>83099793
Do you care about sex still? Did you have sex and do you have sex? Did you have a relationship?

Which one of you tranny faggots shadow banned me? Little tranny fuck got his feelings hurt? So sensitive

>>83099805
Not really he has a lot more muscle than me and he has abs. Great hair tho love haircuts like that. My arms are quite skinny (unless I flex) and my wrists are thin, my waist is more narrow than his you wouldn't think I'm strong by looking at me, just that I look lanky. I can bench press more than my bodyweight tho and I never felt someone was stronger than me (or really a treat or comparable) when I tried wrestling or played basketball and I played with a lot of older guys my size (be it height, weight or both), some of which were athletes so that's why I think I'm pretty strong. Also I know how to fight.

>>83099855
you're a sleeperbuild then, also you're very tall so that adds a lot of strenght to you naturally, bonus points if you're black. Sounds very hot, hope you don't mind, a guy that is secretly strong and built. Do you get guys flirting with you?
>I know how to fight
been doing that since you were a kid? Dis you grow up in the hood?

>>83099888
I think it may come from him doing wrestling, anon. inb4 siblings also though

wish i had a big brother to wrestle with growing up

>>83099793
i dont care about a relationship and i dont care about a circle of friends. i do have a friend though

>>83099793
i dont really care about a relationship anymore since I'm too unbfable and i dont care about a circle of friends. i don't have a friend, hope the ones that abandoned me burn in hell though

>>83099928
>>83099912
>>83099793
>don't care about having a bf
is that why you're trying to convince yourself? Pure cope

>>83099953
i dont care. a few years ago i cared but then again i didnt get a bf so maybe i didnt really care

>>83099953
I mean, even if I cared, nobody will ever love me. I just came to terms with it and this place helped

>>83099967
You don't get a bf because you don't try getting a bf, it has nothing to do with how much you want one. You do want one, you're just too inhibited and shy. It's an important distinction,it can save you from becoming delusional and cynical about your own desires
>>83099992
>Pure coping
It's like you're desperately trying to convince yourself that you don't care so loneliness hurts less this way. This place didn't help you, bro. This place is cursing you like a drug, making you even more defeatist and lonely than you have to be. It's the opposite of help.

>>83099967
Sorry sweaty I think a Brazilian bot knows what you want better than you do. He knows you better despite never meeting you. And he knows so because he is projecting his own experiences. Could it be :O

>>83100029
for people who are too immersed in their own delusions and narratives, sometimes it takes an outsider perspective to show them what's really going on. Think of cuckbot.

the living tombstone is peak ngl

>>83099953
boys just make you sad its not worth it

>>83100201
Not having boys in your life makes you sadder in the long term.

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>tfw no bf that farts in my face everytime
>tfw no bf that eats eggs and beans before bed to dutch oven me
>tfw no bf that genuinely enjoys farting and wants a fart connoisseur bf

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many of you

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>>83100250
oh fuck there's more

I need a guy to fart in my face so bad, more than a guy that ate bean burrito needs to fart. I wanna smell that warm, earthy fragrance of manliness, it's so cold here

>>83099807
>Do you care about sex still? Did you have sex and do you have sex? Did you have a relationship?
I jack off and stop caring. I used to have sex often but not anymore. Yes I did.
>>83099953
I wish I could care because it would give me drive in life, this way I just remain stationary.
>>83099992
Don't be melodramatic, no one is that terrible

Outside perspective bases on preconceived notions and dogma instead of understanding and untangling someone's situation is worthless. Cuckbot is a just a troll.

>>83098685
Change the 2 guys in the back into femboys and change the redshirt guy into a ugly norwooded manlet

>no one wants to play hedgehog minecraft with me

>>83100288
Is troll a new synonym for non chad top?

>>83100250
>the homosexual alcoholic
me me

>>83100250
So which one is the most common /r9gay/ homosexual? The self isolated? The guilty? The abnormal?

>>83100298
we can play shrimp minecraft

>no one wants to fart on me

>>83100286
You care enough up until post nut clarity and then you start caring again after awhile. If you took the energy you put into masturbation and put it into actual dating...
Are you saying you have had bfs before? Real bfs in real life?

>>83100288
Outside perspectives can pierce through the thick layers of cope, delusions and narratives you've built around yourself to protect your heart from scary feelings.
Ultimately the things you say about yourself are wishful thinking, your actions speak much louder

>>83100318
The Young Bisexual

>>83100336
Yeah, one time. I did love him at first but it faded for both of us eventually. Looking back, there was plenty about him to dislike.

>>83100365
god forbid bisexuals aren't even allowed

>>83100333
>>83100282
>>83100215
youtube.com/watch?v=aowZIpzC9ik

>>83100370
how did you manage to find a bf in real life?

>>83100250
>>83100280
what book? Seems interesting. Is it homophobic?

>>83100318
thats probably all me but add homosexual voyeur

>>83100397
Just luck. Online acquitances that happened to live nearby at the time.

>>83100461
You can get lucky again if you try getting out there and give dating apps a try, you never know

>>83100393
thinking more about something like this
https://files.catbox.moe/sbhzrf.mp4

>>83100326
https://youtu.be/MzwHtM3Gv7o

>>83100286
>had sex
>been in relationships
Ok that solved the myst9now fuck off as you are clearly mistaken about what this thread is about

>>83100318
Woman hater, pedo, abnormal

https://youtu.be/yRoQrjVgwbU

>>83100280
>The self masturbator
What?

>>83100405
The Homosexual Society (1962). It's easily available on google.
The guy who originally posted the image is a lazy retard

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We (BPDEMONS) have always been here

>>83101219
I thought bpdemons hop from one cock to the next without much care once they lose interest

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Really be out here paying for nigga dick

>>83101406
every masc bottom in 10 years when trannies on hrt is the new gay man

>>83101427
we are all getting real gfs (no reason to stay gay if you're only settling for the imitation) and you're giving up a paycheck to suck down BBC?

>nobody cares about male farts
seems like you're well adjusted normies compared to me

>>83101539
bruh everyone itt simps for tranny meow, i didn't troon, if i did i would have simps like meow and unlike meow i'm not chadsexual

>>83101541
male farts are too obscene desu

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daily reminder that gay INCELS do NOT exist, and anyone claiming to be one is either lying, or uninformed.

>>83101619
no, they're sexy. What's obscene about them?

>>83101677
tell me how to have sex when i'm ugly don't want an std and have no asshole

>>83101697
Do you take care of yourself? do you even have a skincare routine? how often do you smile?
besides, how do you poop without asshole

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>>83101950
Do you take care of yourself?
as much ss a skinny fag with s service job needs to
>do you even have a skincare routine?
absolutely
>how often do you smile?
in front of every customer
>besides, how do you poop without asshole
pure horror

>>83102006
Do you have a colostomy bag or something?

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>>83102006
what exactly are you sorry?
what are your bf requirements?
what have been your efforts so far in your pursuit of boyfriendom?

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>>83102055
do you concede i'm truecel?
>>83102078
>what exactly are you sorry?
incel masc bottom
>what are your bf requirements?
my biggest crush was chad but my current would post here
>what have been your efforts so far in your pursuit of boyfriendom?
fuck ton of flirting

>>83102100
>my biggest crush was chad
have you tried not dating people out of your league?

>>83102118
he was my best friend
but i've tried dating, he moved across the country and we broke up
i'm 20 now, i genuinely believe i'm pure truecel

>>83102129
>we broke up
hence you did date, hence you are NOT a truecel..
enimal Fakecel, immer Fakecel.

>>83102143
he is was mentally ill like me and i'll nevrr find anyone else like him again

When I was 25 I decided to try a dating app and matched with a decently attractive guy and agreed to have dinner together. We did but we didn't click at all, talking to him was like pulling teeth and I was spewing spaghetti everywhere.

He never even texted me after the date ended, we both knew nothing was coming of it. That was the only date I have ever been on. Am I fakecel?

Am I gay or a tranny?

I want to be petit and feminine and obsess over potentially trooning out but I still think it's absurd.
For a romantic partner I either want a really femmy guy or a tranny and I want to be either really femmy or a tranny with them.

Its very difficult for me to get off to normal gay porn, especially if the guys have muscles or are bears. It has to be femboy stuff or tranny stuff.
I'm 100% submissive and self insert as the tranny getting fucked by a guy or as the tranny having romantic love with another tranny.

I get really happy(not even sexual, just emotional) thinking of myself as a girl, like if my face, body, clothes and voice were female. But at the same time the idea is weird to me because actual women annoy me a bit and I don't like a lot of stuff that they do.
When hanging out with other guys(staight guys) I just feel like a guy. Maybe I'm being male performative for them idk.

I never really considered the possibility of being a tranny until it all blew up in 2019 and I really looked into it and it took over my mind. I had random thoughts of being a woman before this though.
I think if I actually trooned out and did all of the things, then I would actually feel more female and naturally life my life that way but I'm not 100% sure.

Confused as fuck
Pls halp gaybros

>>83102313
my advice is to repost this exact post to >>>/lgbt/

>>83102313
100% agp troon. You are a t4ter. You'll fit right in over on /tttt/.

>>83102362
No. They're all trannies and half of them are mentally ill.
I want your guyses take.

>>83102375
Explain please
And thank. You

>>83102393
agp or autogenphilia basically means you are attracted to yourself as woman. Most of the transexuals who only like other transexuals or ciswomen are AGP.

>>83102313
Microplastics and phytoestrogens I'm afraid

>>83102313
you're acceptable just how you are meow

>>83102445
That's not me yay

>>83102408
Yeah I mean I do enjoy that sexually I guess.
But I get really happy in a non-sexual way from it as well. Like imagining myself as a beautiful gril makes me nearly cry tears of happiness.
But at the same time I'm conflicted because I don't know if I could 100% live my life that way.

Is that AGP at that point or something else?

>>83102445
That's just because you want to keep me cis so you can cuddle me or something

>>83102453
>>83102467
you are what you want to be
meow

>>83102453
A good question was when did these feelings start? Did you have gender dysphoria growing up? Did you exhibit any cross gender behaviors growing up? Does imaging yourself as a woman give you an erection?

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>cute, simple and sad platformer about a dying universe
>credits roll, trans flag and anti ai virtue signaling
Not that I care but I as about to mention it to a friend and he would lose his shit just like last time I played a fun game I don't even notice had a mechanic where you click something like "no lesbians" and you character becomes invisible and game becomes unplayable. I didn't notice because it's I'm the settings and I didn't check that which is weird not to do apparently.
>thread talking about trannies again
These coincidences are getting creepy

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>>83102485
play iwbtg games before trannies became a thing

>>83102482
>Did you have gender dysphoria growing up?
Not exactly but I had weird fantasies of changing bodies with girls at school.
Also many trans women never had dysphoria growing up but had it later and trooned out.
I'm pretty sure what I have now(since 2019 really) is a mix of gender dysphoria/euphoria.
>Did you exhibit any cross gender behaviors growing up?
Tried on my mom's bra a few times, painted my nails etc. But mostly not, I mean there was no real outlet to do those things back then. I would have been called a faggot.
>Does imaging yourself as a woman give you an erection?
Just being a woman and doing everyday womanly things? Not really, it makes be happy, not horny.
If I am fapping I get off on being the girl though. Like self insert in trans porn.

the moden gay will be a trans by 10, no, 5 years, gay will be a thing of the past

>>83102218
Brutal. That's why I never want to date. He probably was complaining to his friends about you :(
Idk about the others but I accept you as a gaycel

>>83102218
damn... yes he's guaranteed disting a tranny on hrt now dammmmmm
>>83102607
yeha brutal, gay tops don't exist anymore they only want tranny on hrt damn damh wow damn wow

>>83102129
>20 now
why is everyone so fucking young on a +6 years old general?

I am a top and I want a big masc bottom with a thicc booty

>>83102622
Are you confusing me for cuckbot? I may be dateless but I'm not that whiny
>>83102628
I'm 28 if that makes you feel better. Most "gaycels" here are just young guys confused, and will move on after accepting themselves. And then you have the abject failures like me.

>>83102674
>young guys confused
some will stay with us anon, I'm positive about that. Back when I accepted my gayness, I didn't consider that I could've been a gaycel, and look where I am. I mean, I definitely was a gaycel and whined like one, but had to deal with being in the closet so I didn't consiser if I was bf material or not

>tfw no abject failure bf

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>28yo confused about his sexuality
i figured ts out at 14 what the fuck is wrong with you

>>83102718
that's not what the anon said, silly

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>>83102721
certainly reads like it

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I decided I hate being indecisive

tops will only date trannies and fem bottoms

if youre a masc bottom you might as well adam lanza
no one will stop you lol

>>83102764
I decided I'm going to go prison gay. If you're a handsome top or a bottom, DM me immediately

you have to be a presidential candidate if Ure a bottom fag and want a bf, unless ur a tranny, if ur a tranny u just gotta be a tranny

>>83102602
TOTAL FAGGOT DEATH
It's coming.

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>>83103042
https://youtu.be/OUuV7nOWGM8
i wish i was born 50 years in the future

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What would you do if bf forced you to switch?

>>83103080
idgaf if any of the guys liked me back it wouldn't fucking matter