Bros, what are you looking for in women?
not a bro ((sorry))was thinking about my requirements today>dont be fat or queer>enjoy alcohol, be able to drink with me on weekdays, benders>enjoy music>be okay with edating if far away>i like australians but thats not requirement
pretty, not fat, not loud, likes intimacy
>>83115971I have no special requirements, I just want somebody to love me (in a romantic way ofc)
>>83116000what if they were evil
I am looking for a woman who will stay at home and lick my balls 247.
>>83116004I dont think evil people can love somebody
>>83115992I'm not queer but I'm fat. I can't drink alcohol anymore because of chronic pancreatitis. Music is okay. Edating is fine. I'm not in australia.
>>83116013they absolutely can! bakapeople do lots of evil things because they're in love, too
>>83116018i wouldnt edate someone from 4chan i thinkwhat kinda music anon
>>83115971I'm not looking for anything. It's all void as far as the eye, heart and mind can see. This world has nothing for me.
>>83116021I'm barely here. I mostly check pol but r9k every now and then since that kid blew his head off with a shotgun. I like all kinds of music. My favorite band is Rammstein, but I mean I like everything from some old 50s and 60s to today and everything inbetween.
>>83116035industrial metalnoice anon:>
>>83116035why are you fat tho? laziness? i've never understood it really
>>83115971>Not super fat chubby is fine>Shares same interests That's literally it. Not that I try anyway though because intimate relationships seem too hard. I don't like hard things I don't like responsibilities.
>>83115971She has to be a virgin.
>>83115971My benis
>>83115971Only two things and I personally think they're reasonable >Not fat. A bit of chub is natural but if you're overweight then I'm not interested. It's not difficult to keep to a healthy weight>Have some common interests at least
>>83116088name ur intrests, baka
Need me a bad bih that can do asmr and scratch my head while I lay down on her lap
>>83116059I gained some weight from severe depression over some years but then last year I gained 20 pounds 2 months in a row and then I ended up in the hospital with severe pancreatitis. I think it has something to do with the pancreatitis, mine is chronic.
>>83116124thats a bad excuse :/body fat percentage?
>>83116094Car, motorcycles, guitar, indoor rock climbing, travelling, vidya and movies
>>83116153wait this is actually a good list :Ddrop discord? i'd like to be friends
>>83116125How is that a bad excuse? You don't gain 40 pounds in two months without some underlying health condition. I don't know my body fat percentage just that most of it is in my abdomen. It's distended and fluid built up from years of chronic pancreatitis.
>>83115971>not extremely fat>has a cool hobby/job
Just a girl that knows how to love desu. As long as she keeps a healthy weight I'm not picky (though I do quite like alt girls with voluptuous bottoms). It's very important to me that my children are well aware that their mother loves them. I would take a thousand dumb girls with big hearts over even a fraction of some "intelligent" sociopathic bitch.
>>83116156Well sure aaron1665
>>83115971>Don't be a whore>Be niceSo right off the bat there's 99% of women out the window
>>83116243what do u consider a whore
>>83116247A body count above 0
I'm not looking for women in the first place.
>>83115971Be pretty and fun and worship me. Not in some dom way, I need to be her god
