spray some febreze to mask the scent of her stinky foaming festering vagina

>>83125005
give her some fucking privacy

>>83125005
kick that bitch out. she is not paying rent.

>>83125013
Coward!!!!
You're supposed to clean her yourself.
With your tongue.

>>83125005
Girls don't masturbate they just echo-locate dick

>>83125020
It's her apartment.

>>83125029
>return to my apartment

>>83125005
I'm an autistic girl who browses /d/ and pleasures herself

where's my boyfriend??

>>83125051
me !!! lets browse /d/ together!!

>>83125051
okay sure "girl"

>>83125051
Fuck off tranny

iwkywas

>>83125051
On grindr faggot go fish

>>83125005
why is she always stinky? go take a shower

>>83125065
oh but if only I was born a man then maybe I would be happy and have friends

I give her a good girl snip and amputate her naughty sin button. She won't be doing that anymore. I'll read her stories in bed and give her all the ice cream she wants. We'll be so happy and I'll love her even more after this.

>>83125051
stop being a coomer gooner and maybe you'll find one

>>83125005
ask what shes lookin at on /d/

>>83125073
you are preying on deperate losers for attention. we are not the same.

>>83125080
i wish somebody would do this to me. that would be so humiliating

>>83125005
I really do actually look like the pic, but I've never been approached by a guy in real life. Why? on r9k I feel so desirable. are men scared to approach women nowadays? how do stacies have boyfriends then?

>>83125127
That's because you're fat

>>83125134
like I said I'm just like the pic, which isn't skinny by any means but still within an acceptable range

>>83125127
What if you're too hot to be approached? Some guys are scared to approach someone too hot. Maybe you come off as unapproachable too. Or maybe you just got bad luck with the guys around you.

my last gf had autism and was ace

Maybe instead I should date a goonete

>>83125005
this is me lol. like i almost have problems with my gooning. like idk what to do if i keep doing it for hhours every day.

>>83125180
Guys might romanticise it here but it is not nice irl.

>>83125194
Whats it like?

Ive been struggling with my own gooning problems for awhile and sometimes it just feels like I should just give up and find someone like me instead of being better u feel me

>>83125169
i want to think im just unlucky but im 21 years old and it still has never happened. something must be seriously off putting about me

>>83125229
where do you hang out? and like in what situations would you want to be approached

desu ive never approached a stranger so the insight would be helpful. I only ever hook up with girls that are in the friend group or something ya feel me

>>83125247
i go to college. i dont have friends or anything so whenever i'm on campus im hanging out by myself. i thought it was common for guys to approach in a situation like this. i've seen some alerts my school released to talk about incidents of following and attempted rape. obviously im not saying im trying to get raped but it just shows some guys in my vicinity are willing to risk it all but people wont even attempt to talk to me

>>83125229
If you don't leave your room then you won't be approached. You need to get a hobby that puts you in a social space where you get together and meet others. If it's knitting, a book club, rock climbing, skating, or something else doesn't really matter. As long as it is something you might find fun doing, you have a good chance of meeting a boyfriend there.

You don't have to be any good at it, as long as it sounds like something fun to spend time with, that's all it takes. Best of luck little neet sister.

>>83125181
What do you goon to? Anything specific?

>>83125284
have you considered you might be just fine as hell. idk I never could ask a girl out on campus when I was going. maybe start a study group with a guy for homework but its only the two of you lmao thats what I would do

>>83125333
idk if i wanna tell. like nonconsensual stuff but it varies

>>83125371
its an anonymous anime board dude

>>83125389
okay like anything degrading and stuff that would make me feel powerless. rape bondage amputation public use etc.
i feel so hopeless

>>83125389
encouraging degenerate behaviour in others warrants beating with a rod

>>83125404
can I ask what it is about the like powerless thing that is so appealing?

I dated a girl a few years back that really wanted me to kind of rape her and I was like dude no hello

meaning no disrespect I just get off on knowing shits enjoyable for everyone lmao

>>83125310
>>83125346
thanks, i definitely do need to put myself out there, im sure cold approaching is dying because most women find it creepy. wish we could go back to the old fashioned way since i'm painfully shy

>>83125422
Im going to guess youre avoiding tinder for a specific reason? Can I ask why?

>>83125411
idk tb h there is just something about it that just makes me you know

>>83125371
>>83125404
>>83125449
gigantic red flag.
do not approach.

>>83125284
Same as >>83125346 said, I'd be afraid of creeping you out, or you being mean to me. Not you in particular but if I approached someone who happened to not be a nice person.

>>83125404
i hope you get raped (lovingly)

>>83125005
The solution to this is obviously rape.

>>83125404
pls i need a girl who is into amputation

>>83127066
memememe i wanna have my limbs amputated and used as a fuck nugget

>>83125005
Why does Ai look so grainy. Its so ass

>>83125005
It depends on what she was gooning to of course. But more likely than not I'll smile and ask if she needs help with what she's doing

>>83127239
giving women rights were a mistake

>>83127267
What would be something you would not like to see her gooning to?

>>83127303
I'd enjoy knowing they're into almost anything really
>feet, bondage threads, body smell, futa / cuntboys / traps, vore, mind control, to name a few I'd share
only thing I don't like is stuff that is extremely painful and / or visually gross

>>83125051
I'm 36 fat and still have zit problems because we're too poor for face medicine instead of natural oils and other bullshit my mom thinks works, and live with my parents and have a 5 inch penis. Get over here darling

>>83127365
cool i wish i had a bf to goon with and then compete who can goon to sicker stuff

>>83125005
Hug and love and tell it's okay

>>83125005
join her, obviously
what the fuck else

>>83125005
praise her and have sex with her.
>>83125051
cup size?

>>83125005
Goddammit now I'll have to suck her pussy clean, stinking femoid

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>>83125127
>how do stacies have boyfriends then?
They're confident and do the approaching so they can get what they want instead of waiting for a random guy to ask them out.

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>>83127933
Would you then eat pizza with her and then lick the pizza crumbs and grease off her tits?

>>83128349
OH YES THIS IS MY FETISH

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>>83125005
EWWWWW chickn needs to chill out.

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>>83128349
pic related

i'd sit her on my lap and kiss behind her ear while she feeds both me and herself the pizza slices, and have her apply the ketchup with the slice on hand so some falls off over her body too, and i'd let her browse /d/ some more while i clean her up
fucking hell man, you're really prying open the gates to my corrupted side, huh?

>>83128349
That's actually cute.

stop posting ai pics of me;-;

>>83125127
there's a major difference between the people you'll see IRL and the internet, especially 4chan.

>>83128349
i look like this irl lol

>>83128349
Why is this so cute? She looks so innocent

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Would you encourage her to lose weight, among other healthy habits?

>>83125051
I need a gooner pervert gf bad, be mine

>>83130279
Only if I can get to sniff her sweaty clothes after the workout

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>>83125127
I have a lot of trouble approaching women because I look like a caveman and am afraid they'll think I'm trying to rape them if I'm out of uniform.

Also pretty sure they think I'm going to rape them when I'm in uniform, but that kinda works to my benefit.

Regardless that is my absolute favorite female phenotype and if you aren't lying then I fucking wish I could have a gf that looks like you.

>>83125005
what do i do if im like this but i have too much social anxiety to get a bf who i can goon all day with?
like i kinda wanna be clingy and cuddly but i also want him to leave me alone whenever i want

>>83130527
Sounds more like you're looking for a FWB situationship type deal

>>83130559
but i dont wanna be a slut tho

>>83130570
It's not slutty necessarily. Maybe you could find someone who would like that rhythm but the way you describe it sounds selfish. "Cuddle me and cum with me on my terms and then get lost" relationships involve a bit of compromise nona

>>83130592
sounds kinda cold and heartless

>>83130608
Well that's what I'm saying, yeah

>>83130650
idk what i want tbhonest.....
like i wanna be a gooner together but i do enjoy being alone

>>83130677
You can coexist but do your own things too you know? Play different video games but in the same room type thing

>>83130693
i guess but like idk like what if i just start casulally gooning while he is in the same room? i dont really have to think about privacy when im home