>>83140291
you're not a robot if you're not a virgin

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>>83140291
Got married. Got home. Me and her awkwardly got on the bed and got naked. Lots of giggling and making fun of each other.

Then we did the sex. It was okay.

>>83140291
Wow a pretty, I'm an adult virgin man

>>83140331
You're thinking of incels, tourist.

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>>83140291
>how you got in that situation.
Alcohol

>>83140336
I cringed so hard reading this basedboy vs quirky chungus type of cringe

>>83140291
You are supposed to lose it? The fuck?

>>83140374
you're a genuine newfag trying to rewrite history you weren't even around for

>>83140291
My gf and I lost our virginities to each other in her bunk at the summer camp where we were working. This was on a weekend when the kids and most of the staff were gone. It was intimate and nice and we both came, but compared to later it was awkward and not very pleasurable for either of us.

Over ten years later we're married and are going to have kids soon.

>>83140331
>once you have sex you can't keep posting here
I've been here longer than you

>>83140391
>NOOO ONLY NORMIES CAN GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY
Cope harder

>>83140408
Not him but this is just blatant projection

>>83140291
Nice op pic is cute
Nothing special. I am a talented, competent and quiet loner. Some girls are into that, so I got female attention. Three months later we held hands, two months later we had sex and seven months later we broke up.
Doesnt fix your problems, only proves that I could pass on my genes with enough waiting.

>>83140414
So wholesome. You sir, have won the internet.

>>83140408
Him and this is blatant projection, I am a newfag, YOU are a tourist.

I was 22 and she turned 18 that qeek. We fucked all night and she was so into me. I didn't have a car and my friend came to pick me up the next morning.

We had like a ldr for a bit but it never worked out. She ended up getting into weird shit and got herpes, became a sex workers and is now brain damaged and somehow lived less than 100 miles from me nearly 3000 miles from where we met.

Probably soul mates that just fucking blew it.

She was 4'11 too.

We chatted and phoned for hours upon hour before we met

>>83140291
I met an autistic bpd twink through a mutual friend and he also had a condition that made him produce extra sperm and be hypersexual or some shit like that, and it was over for me right then and there

>>83140291
Started dating this quiet geeky girl at 16 in highschool, it was like the day I asked her out that I got her shirt off, but we otherwise took it slow and did about 8 months of mouth and hand stuff before finally loosing our virginities together. Felt really really fucking good, and we came at the same time. I miss her.

>>83140414
>I've been here longer than you
you haven't, normalfag
>>83140415
>Not him
t. him
you know you've lost when you're already samefagging

>>83140433
>I am a newfag,
that's all you had to say really. confirmation that you have no idea what you're talking about

>>83140374
holy astroturfing get lost jew

>>83140291
Saw a cute wallflower at a houseparty on NYE. My friend encouraged me enough to talk to her because he would if I didnt. We kissed. We went out after that.
She'd then invite me over, to her room, where we'd make out, which is one of the best memories oml.
Eventually, tried to sex, which didn't really work because of tightness.
Later on, when we started having car sex is when it was realllly good. I still miss her, and regret not staying with her/being better to her, but that is maybe just my loneliness.

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>>83140331
This post really triggered the normalfags. kek

>>83140291
High school was a fuckin mess where I was one of the dudes always picked last in gym class and all of my friends/table I ate at was other loners and rejects and nerds.
Most of the girls had decided I was undateable back in the first week of 7th grade or whatever, and the few girls that did have an interest in me were either too normie or failed normies. I was the kind of guy who was still simping for only the most popular and/or sluttiest girls in school.

Once I started getting into metal and punk and emo and all that, as well as looking online for girls who went to completely different schools is when I started getting dates. Awkward one-off terrible dates at first, but dates nonetheless.

I met this one girl and her friend who tried to used me for practice sex, so that they could be better at sex for punk rock Chad and I was okay with the arrangement but mostly I just got my dick sucked without being able to cum because I was too much of a nervous epic virgin. These were cool and rebellious 17 year olds with lip rings who smoked weed while I was still scared of drugs. Also things got stupid teenager crazy jealous with myself and the two girls so sex never happened.

It did build up my confidence, so I had no problems rizzing up the next girl who was a goth chick I'd see around. It didn't hurt that we were out at a bar (18 is the drinking age here) and recognized each other as mutual friends of mutual friends, one guy she was still dating at the time.
Because we both liked Nine Inch Nails and punk rock and lived in the same general direction she decided I'd be going home with her. I don't remember much of the bus ride home given how drunk I was though people did tell me about it afterwards, but the next thing I remember was being in her parent's basement on a pull-out couch and sliding myself up in her.

I was the perfect kind of drunk where I could fuck her all night long.

>>83140414
>ONLY NORMIES CAN GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY
To be absolutely fair to >>83140391, we are divorced now and she was a quirk chungus fuckwit

>>83140484
Yeah, I'm a newfag, I've been here since 2007. You don't even know what newfag means, clearly. Lurkmoar

>>83140498
Astroturfing? Okay schizo, incels are not and have never been robots. Colloquial and inhabiting the same spaces, maybe, but never the same thing, reddit incel tourist.

>>83140291
I paid a hooker. Serious.

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>>83140291
I was 20 she was 19 we met on "plenty of fish" dating website because we were both losers back before apps were even a thing. She was a typical empty husk bpd/npd retard (her mother banned her father from interacting with her and her mother had a "lesbian" phase lived with another boomer lesbian, she hated her twin sister etc) she was looking for a substitute for the father she never had and I stupidly fell into doing favors for her and helping her after only hanging out once and it wasn't even a good time. She claimed to be a virgin at the time as I was but in hindsight that was probably a lie for my approval and cooperation. The sex sucked she was a dead fish in bed and I had to teach her everything (only reason
I would believe the virgin claims she was incredibly ignorant of everything in life) and I had to ask her to do everything it was awful the entire time. I ended up seeing prostitutes at the end of it I was so sexually fed up. After wasting 5 years of my life in that relationship building her adult life from scratch while learning to be a functional adult myself for the first time with toxic retarded parents that never taught me anything, making so many mistakes and waste along the way. I finally walked away from her and never looked back let her keep everything I paid for and had done for her. There were so many red flags in hindsight it's ridiculous how stupid we are when we men are young, ignorant and inexperienced with no helpful parental guidance and tired of being alone and desperate to try to fulfill our needs. Which your needs never get filled anyways I don't know how oofy doofy normalfaggots do it to themselves I rather be alone the rest of my life than ever settle again. I realizes from self-reflection and processing my trauma she was a mentally ill wacko in the same way my mother is and our relationship was just like my parents where my mother uses my father as a resource and help. Atleast she was white blue eyed petite skinny.

>>83140619
>I've been here since 2024
yeah, it shows. you should lurk moar before posting

>>83140291
Hooker from Tinder long time ago. I never had a gf before and paid for poon couple times in college. Never had any more sex aside from that.

>>83140682
Salty reddit tourist, why are you mad? You can always go back and be with your kind instead of flagellating and prostrating yourself in front of my feet like you're doing now.
I know, I know, I'm superior to you and it bothers you, and if you respond you only prove that's true. Maybe turn off the device for a bit?

>>83140291
Mom basically pimped me to her boss. All things considered she was very kind and gentle and accommodating about it, but it didn't help much for as young as I was and how strange/traumatic it was for me. I had no idea or understanding of what sex even was so it was scary and weird.

>>83140730
Explain what that entails

>u newfag
>no u
>u tourist
is there anything more pathetic

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>>83140728
>Salty reddit tourist,
well, yeah we've already established that you are. honestly, i think you should go back. you don't seem like you're emotionally capable of handling what this site has to offer. this meltdown of yours is kind of embarrassing desu

>>83140761
>is there anything more pathetic
(You)

>>83140291
i found a escort on realescort.eu, set up a time then took a taxi to an apartment girls were working out of. it cost me 200 dollars i think. then i left. it was kind of awkward and i regret doing it and i never wanna do it again.

>>83140753
Her boss was looking to have a kid after getting divorced without having had any. I wasn't privy or told to what was talked about between them but it ended up that my mom offered me up to do it in exchange for a promotion. Not sure if it was a pedo thing but I was young. I was simply told one day that I was going to be spending time with this woman and before mom handed me over she just told me to do what the other woman said. She then on and off used me to try and get pregnant. As said it was strange and scary for me at first but eventually I adjusted to it and it became a part of my life for that period of time. The whole thing was kept hush between her and my mom.

>>83140786
This is really sweet of you to devote this much attention to me fembot, why do you want my attention so badly? There are troves of thirsty retards on the same mentally non-functional level as you, and they're just as annoying and soulless.

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>>83140882
>so mindbroken he's turned prison gay

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>>83140291
Lost my virginity with a girl from my college dorm hall (mixed gender halls, same-sex gender rooms). We were walking back to our rooms after a concert. We were not on a date, since we went with a group of dormmate friends. Somehow we got separated from the group; i don't remember how; but in retrospect, she must have planned that. We were just walking back together. She was acting awkward, in such a way that i could tell that she was into me. When I got back to my room and said goodnight, expecting her to keep going down the hall to her room, she started kissing me out of nowhere. I was confused at first, but i kissed back, cause "why not". I invited her into my room. We made out on my bed for a bit, undressing. My roommate walked in for this part
>wups! I'll give you two kids some privacy. Just gotta grab something and I'll be out of your hair.
Then he grabbed his laptop and left. She asked,
>do you have any condoms?
>no, do you?
>It's OK, I'm on birth control
>OK great
She straddled me cowgirl style. We were both naked. When I tried to put it in, i kept missing.
>It's further back
She grabbed the base of my dick, and slid it inside of her. It was the best feeling ever. Then she started moving up and down. I put my hands on her hips, trying to give an assist. After about three minutes I came inside of her. I never told her that she took my virginity then. Maybe she guessed it, but I'm not sure.

we stayed fuck buddies for a bit, and had sex a few more times after that. Then she said that she was in love with me. I didn't reciprocate those feelings; cause it felt immoral to lead her on. I didn't I like her more than just a friend who's also fun to fuck. Maybe I should have lied and said "I love you too"? I don't know. She took my response, that I see her as a friend, as a harsh rejection. She downgraded our relationship from fuckbuddies, to awkward acquaintances who happen to be part of the same friend group and don't fuck.

>>83140922
Anon, no straight man is this obsessed with another man, my guy. Only a woman (which you are) could be this down bad to gluck on my cock like you are now; logically since I'm not q fag, the only reason you'd be so obsessed with me is because you're a woman. Even if your weird ass thought you were a dude before, every time you talk to me, you're a bitch bruh. I'm not even actually convinced you aren't a woman, because I've never seen a dude act like this to another dude. I say that because I am genuinely certain you are a woman, and if you're not, you're just fembrained and obsessive.

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>mindbroken anon writes a fanfiction about his supressed homosexual urges
genuinely the funniest shit i've seen on r9k all day.

>>83140985
You're either a girl obsessed with me or a faggot, pick one dude. Because you are in no way a straight man worried this much about what another nigga is doin online, you are gay as fuck

Paid for an escort with a GFE at 25 yo cause I didn't want to wait any longer. I've dated before that with no results, which made me sexually frustrated and miserable, and I just wanted to get it over with. It was fine I guess. I think the fact that I have to pay to have sex turns me off. Or maybe I prefer to know someone better first. I met her 2 more times and after that I lost interest. 4 years later still no luck with dating.

>>83140836
Bizarre. Do you know if she ended up pregnant?

i lost it on my 18th birthday to a hooker about 6 years older than me. i did it on my birthday because i was self concious of not losing it earlier, and i wanted to tell people 'i was 17 the day i lost my virginity' which was technically true. we 69'd, blowjob, then missionarry. took me 45 mins to cum, then a massage after it which i prefered. i liked it, it was really nice. she was milf shaped, and kind, gave me some water and sweets and pain killers afterwards cus i told her i was stung by a wasp, which i was. i remember the cool air from the window and hearing the people outside. it was mid-day, summer. felt like the most natural, safe thing in the world.
for sex with a non-hooker, my flatmate who had a boyfriend kept wanting me to sit in her room till she slept most nights. i was 20, she was 22. one night she wanted me to get into bed with her. she kept feeling my face and i got a boner. then she put her fingers in my mouth, and kissed me. it felt really good, exciting. and then she was like 'you really wanna do this?' and i gave her an enthusiastic yes. then she took her top off and sat on my dick, and we fucked all night, in all the positions, she made me cum a bunch, ate my ass, ate my cum. she told her bf the next day cus she was so ashamed, i remember her friends being angry at me, blaming me as if i initiated it. we became regular fuck buddies then for a few months after that, fucking regularily and watching films together, eating together. was nice.
>>83140836
how old were you?

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Isn't this that 14 year old girl from /b/ who likes to get older guys arrested?

>>83140291
We had sex in my bedroom at my grandma's house. She was 17 and I was 24. I was terrible at sex, but we had fun and laughed a lot. It was scary and disappointing because of my inexperience but ultimately a nice experience because I chose to lose my virginity with someone who was kind and cared about me. We're still together.

>>83141594
You make it sound like she's the asshole for being preyed upon by pedos.

>>83140648
Stop trying to spread misinformation. Robots was the term for incels before "incel" became a thing. You don't know what you're talking about.

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This thread is making me sad because I'll never experience any of this

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>>83141670
i thought i would never had sex too but it happened a couple years ago
>be 23 at the time
>go to a rave
>rave suspended cause fire department called around 4am
>go to the subway station
>gorgeous girl with a hoodie and a coat speaks to me from kinda far away
>awkward conversation
>say bye to each other on the next stop
>thinking "damn i should've asked her ig she was flirting with me"
>she also has to take the next train
>find courage and ask for her ig
>she asks me for a date like 3 times before i accepted
>had a really nice date and sex after 2 or 3 dates

i was lucky that she was really into me, but i got in shape and a good haircut at the time, after that i was a player for like 6 months before falling in love and developing a coke addiction and getting fat and being a loner again.

i still have the dog on me but i got get in shape and my money up

oh and sex is not even that cool but the ego that comes from "that chick wants me" is better than any other drug

>>83141725
you're not self-aware enough to realize you're a normalfag who can pick up on social cues while >>83141670 likely isn't

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>>83141633
>preyed upon
uh.. *yeah* ok dude

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>>83141725
Man...
Can an anon give me a story of how they got btfo'd when approaching girls so I can feel a lil better?

>>83141222
She did, and had the kid. My mom and her still work together, and I see her and the kid now and then. For what it's worth she has since apologized profusely to me for it, meanwhile my mom acts like nothing wrong happened and I'm the bad guy for dwelling on it.

>>83141490
About 11-12, at that time for as long as it took place.

>>83141649
Robot never meant involuntary celibate, involuntary celibate as a term existed long before robot. I am not the one being disingenuous, use your brain and if you can't use that, use Google.

>>83140291
was 17, she did all the work. i guess it helps when you have my looks. wasn't nervous or anything either, felt pretty natural and easy to accomplish. stayed with her for a few years or so, licked her butthole every time too

>>83141604
how'd you two meet, you lucky bastard?

>>83141812
Robot has ALWAYS meant someone who has been shunned by society, and by proxy someone who involuntarily cannot get sex.

>>83141779
>be me
>in university, classes have been going on for about a month or something, past the time you can drop classes
>see cute girl in my class
>decide to talk to her before clas
>doesn't really go well, not bad just kind of awkward I guess
>oh well
>never see her again
I guess she hated me talking to her so much she just fucking bailed on the class entirely.
Feels bad man.
I've learned my lesson and no longer talk to girls.
Not because of this story, but other similar ones.

>>83141649
incel was always involuntarily celibate.
This board was for robots, a uniquely distinct term that meant, basically, "not fitting into normalfag society". The outcasts.
You can be a robot/outcast and still fuck a girl.
You can fit into normalfag society and be a virgin.
The two are not synonymous nor mutually exclusive. It's a venn-diagram.

>>83141839
>Robot has ALWAYS meant someone who has been shunned by society,
False. It has never meant that. Usually robots are average people dealing with mental illness. To say you've been "shunned" by society is ridiculous, true robots understood the game and accepted it, even if they didn't like it, they're just people pushing through to survive, "robots." Incels are a very different breed and only started cropping up here after reddit incels got banned. I can't believe I'm explaining this shit to you, when you probably know the truth and are just baiting for some reason.
No, dummy, incel and robot are not synonymous. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

>>83141766
but i was a full blown virgin till 23 like? my confidence was so low that she had to insist A LOT for me to even consider taking her out on a date

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was 19 and at a festival for the first time near my home, some girl approached me and gave me the number of her friend who was "shy". Texted her some days later, met up and she picked me up from the station one city over and immediatly started undressing and kissing me and we fucked like rabbits the whole night. But when we didnt fuck she annoyed me extremely becuase she was dumb. After i got home, she texted me a message and i didnt immediatly replied, then she texted me even more shit and really long voice mails and several sms in a short time and i sperged out and blocked her. Then she send me a photo of her in doggy position from her friends number immediatly after ( so the friend had to have shot it) and a 10 minute long voicemail. I sperged out even harder didnt listen to it, didnt even open the picture, just saw the blurry preview and blocked her friends number too. She was mid thirties too, complete mental case.
Actually matched with her a few years later on a dating app and she told me i dropped my knife at her place that it was scary and im a psycho (i didnt even know i had it in my jacket that time and didnt know that it fell out of my pocket at her place) but still she wanted to fuck again, sends immediatly very long messages, sperg out again annd block her on the app. Thats it, the only time ive ever fucked and that was years ago

>>83141874
>>83141882
You both are dead wrong and are part of the normie cancer diluting the meaning of robot. "Robot" has always meant the kid that was NEVER given a chance growing up. The person that no one ever willingly has a positive interaction with. Fuck I bet you're the same kind of retards who think that weirdo characters in movies can also be robots even though they have friends and sex.

>>83141874
>You can be a robot/outcast and still fuck a girl.
nope. objectively incorrect.

>>83141902
>but i was a full blown virgin till 23 like?
big fucking deal. you picked up on social cues easily and you even had a woman desire you to the point of assertiveness. i'm going to assume you're trolling at this point

>simped for a girl for a year in highschool before she finally broke it off with her bf and started dating me
>I was 17, she was 18
>we both didn't have a car so the opportunity to actually have sex didn't happen until like 7 months into our relationship
>the stars aligned, my family was out for the evening, she came over to my house
>fumbled with the condom, fumbled putting it in because she was sitting up when we tried
>lasted for all of 2 minutes and even though I was wearing a condom I still pulled out to cum because I was that terrified of babby
>we laughed it off and then took a shower together, which led to round #2 on my bathroom floor, which surprisingly went much better

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>>83141874
Thanks anon, feeling a bit better. Kind of relatable too.
>>83141902
I'm a 28yo khhv, it's gotten pretty bad for me and literally no one has made even a slight effort on me.

>>83141939
i mean i had to beat my social anxiety for years before going out to raves alone. i am a normie now but i had to reallllly fight for it i understand the struggle just as much as 50 cent is coming from the hood after making it.

>>83141776
Qrd? But make sure it's original

>>83141817
Tinder, it took few months before I even got a 1st date.

>>83141670
You should honestly not feel bad.
I'll share my story.

>be me
>move to new highschool last year
>tell myself I'm finally going to get a gf
>some girl hits on me, cool
>we hit it off at the time
>have sex after school finishes but before college
>stay together through college, with some problems
>she leaves after 5 years of being together
>find out afterwards she's pregnant
>tl:dr; but she gets an abortion
>fucks me up
>consciously block out all memories of everything
To this day I'm basically traumatized by sex, intimacy, etc.
I earnestly wish I could go back to being "pure", or at the very least we could have parted without that crushing experience.
While not at all a good thing that happened, I think even the anon who was used by his mother for a promotion is probably in a better state of mind (making a lot of assumptions here, sorry if you're not, anon).

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>>83141990
are you guys steady? also
>tinder
guhhh.... ;(

>>83142007
We've been together for 4 years. I chose tinder because the other apps either were dead or had ugly women. Tinder is a younger, hotter crowd, but there's more trash to shift through.

>>83141974
>i am a normie now
you're almost there. you're just a normalfag. at worst, you're a late bloomer

I pumped and dumped a shy geeky girl in our high school who was famous for getting beat up by a much older black girl when she was 14 over her basketball star boyfriend

>>83141927
>be weird character in movie
I'm going to stop you right there and say you shouldn't base any argument on fiction or you're no better than the reddit marvel soifags.
However, a side character in a movie with friends is thus accepted by the portion of society he is interacting with, so of course he can't be a robot.

>has always meant the kid that was NEVER given a chance growing up.
Not strictly true, though often true.
A child who was never given a chance most likely does not have friends nor can function in society, I agree with you there.
But often it can be the child who was given every chance and still managed to fuck things up and get himself ousted.
What about (you), anon. You had as many chances as most other normalfags. You're not an orphan, you went to a public school surrounded by peers you could have integrated with. You had as many chances as most other people, even if you squandered them.
See? You're probably a robot despite being given chances.

>>83141932
>homeless guy fucks a homeless girl
>passing billionare taking his weekly tour of the slums yells at his driver to stop
>gets out, sticks his nose into the air like a bloodhound
>starts circling in on your location until he finally finds you
>breathes deeply before bending down to sniff at your crotch, the billions in his bank account accentuating his olfactory senses
>his eyes snap open
>with a frenzy he says "This guy FUCKS. What are you doing here fellow chad? Come with me I have a job for you 300k starting"
>that homeless girl was actually his HR recruiter, you passed the sex test
What a wonderful world you must live in.

>>83142034
>>homeless guy fucks a homeless girl
non-sequitur

>>83142021
>at worst, you're a late bloomer
ok, how come after all the sex experiences i still have no friends. i'm perfectly capable of flirting but i genuinely don't have someone to tell them hey let's go see a movie?
you probably enraged by my complexities but it's not very empathetic to deny my struggle

>>83142059
>you probably enraged by my complexities
it's cope to assume the other party is acting emotional. this is the moment when you subconsciously realize you're wrong.
>but it's not very empathetic to deny my struggle
you're a normalfag. i don't owe you any

>>83142029
What? Why did she get beat up?

>>83141927
>"Robot" has always meant the kid that was NEVER given a chance growing up.
Yes, that's what I'm saying, word for fucking word, however nigger it doesn't necessarily mean incel and it never did until r*dd*t tourists swamped this place. Robot has always just meant DIFFERENT. Non-NT. Autist, schizo, what have you. It has fuck all to do with incel faggottry and frankly I wish all whiny incel faggots can go back to r*dd*t so the troons and whores go back with them.

>>83141874
>This board was for robots, a uniquely distinct term that meant, basically, "not fitting into normalfag society". The outcasts.
>You can be a robot/outcast and still fuck a girl.
>You can fit into normalfag society and be a virgin.
>The two are not synonymous nor mutually exclusive. It's a venn-diagram.
100% correct, you new fuckers need to lurkmoar, don't use the language if you have no idea what the fuck it means.

>>83142041
>completely disproves your point
>d-doesn't count!
lmao. You would have done better to simply not reply and take the L.

>>83142034
>>83142114
One of the strict requirements for being a robot is that you have to be a virgin. If you AREN'T a virgin, you are a cyborg at best, or a normie in denial at worst, like >>83142059

>>83142122
fuck your mum bitchass nigga

>>83142135
Again, you're conflating robot with incel, not sure why the fuck you're doing that or where you're getting this info. Never ever once in the history of this website has that ever been the case. Not sure why you're so dead set on it when you're objectively wrong. Are you trolling or just stupid?

>>83142121
>>83142141
Fucker I've been on 4chan longer than /r9k/ has existed. I don't know what you think an incel is, but Robots have always been outcast virgins ever since it stopped being just people larping as 1800s oil barons on here.

>>83142147
>Fucker I've been on 4chan longer than /r9k/ has existed.
So have I, that doesn't mean anything. You're still wrong. While plenty of robots were virgins it was never explicitly a term applied to robots. I really doubt you've been here as long as you claim if you don't know this, just feels like a gotcha moment even though you're still deadass wrong dude.
I'll ask again: are you trolling or just plain dumb?

>>83142094
In high school, there was a 14 year old freshman girl who was shy, quiet and didnt have a lot of friends (I was 15 at the time). Apparently, she was in a class (study hall or programming, I forgot, but it was an easy elective class) with a tall, 6+ foot black senior who played basketball and ran track. They sat at the back of the class and this guy said he got the girl to give him a hand job and make him cum. This spread around the school pretty quick, and his older black ghetto girlfriend walked up to the girl and started swinging on her for it. The black girl was suspended for a week and got into more trouble than usual for fighting. Then, a few days later, word got out that this guy filmed a whole fucking porno with this girl on Snapchat and sold it to someone for $500. He somehow did not get in trouble but every guy had seen this guy fuck this girl and make her suck his dick. Everyone distances themselves from her and she was starting to get fatter, so a year later I swooped in, asked her out, we fucked and then drifted apart quickly.

>>83142114
>non NT
If you mean the stupid personality thing, robots are typically more weighted towards the NTs.
INTJ and INTP are both like 1% of the population according to the test itself but like 1/3 robots are one of those two.
But otherwise I agree.

It's actually pretty ironic they can't figure out that by chasing and putting their entire identity on having sex, they are putting themselves ever deeper into the normalfag value spectrum.
Imagine going up to a 14th century monk and screaming at him "You're not having sex? YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS YOU INCEL AIEEEEE WHERE'S THE PUSSY BOSS?"

>>83142147
>outcast
yes
>virgin
no

Look at that anon's story above about his mother pimping him out for a promotion.
Do you think you would tell him "ah yes, a perfectly normal member of society" ?
Fuck no. Yet he's not a virgin.
It was an isolated story so, sure, maybe he is now a perfectly integrated member of society. I honestly hope he is, for his own sake.
But to take that experience and go "hmm, penis went in vagina, he doesn't belong here" is ludicrous.

>>83142122
>samefags
>talks like a nigger
yep. normalfag

>>83142163
No, by Non-NT I mean non-neurotypical.
>Imagine going up to a 14th century monk and screaming at him "You're not having sex? YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS YOU INCEL AIEEEEE WHERE'S THE PUSSY BOSS?"
KEK.

>>83142160
Here we loop back to the term "astoturfing" because I know for a fact you are lying to try and fit your retarded definition here. Retards like you completely miss the point.
>>83142163
I bet you don't even know the term "cyborg" exists.

I bet the both of you don't even know why Wizchan exists either.

>>83142160
To back you up, there was a meme going around back in the day about wizards; not having any sex until you're 30 gave you magic powers, to belabor the meme.
So yeah some people described themselves as such to stress both their age as well as virginity status, but at no point did anyone ever call themselves incels, because what the fuck.
That's a term that's self denigrating, no one would purposefully adopt that voluntarily.
It only came in vogue "recently" and adopted out of spite because fuck you women, basically.

There's a wizchan, or wizardchan I forget, but no incelchan.

Anyway, he's not trolling, he's legitimately retarded and ignorant and has no desire to actually learn our vaunted traditions.

>>83142135
why am i still getting trashed i assume my normalfag state also why are incels so obsessed with winning an online argument you know none of this matter right

>>83142190
not that i disagree with your point, but incel is a pretty old term in of itself

>>83142186
Astroturfing, you keep saying that word, just like robot/incel I really don't think you know what it means.
>I bet you don't even know the term "cyborg" exists.
>I bet the both of you don't even know why Wizchan exists either.
Everyone even normies knows that shit now. You're not cool, faggot. You're acting like 4chan valor is something good, kek, that's how I know you're new as shit.
>>83142190
Of course, yeah... Kinda feel like that's basic 4chan knowledge too.

>>83142198
>i assume my normalfag state
finally

Whatever I'm not allowed to post anywhere

>>83142190
>no one would adopt that term voluntarily
Except they did, until normies corrupted the term to slur status for any sort of bitter angry virgin

>>83142205
I'm the guy he's responding to, I even said earlier that incel is older than the term robot. Hell, a woman coined it. If anything it just proves that they're two very different terms. It shouldn't bother me when ignorant retards use it incorrectly and try to hoist themselves as correct, but it does.

>>83142216
go cry about it on reddit
>>83142225
>Hell, a woman coined it.
incorrect

>>83142216
You can just google for five seconds and admit you're wrong and nobody would be bothered. You're taking ts way too srs unc ong frfr

>>83142226
where do you think we are anon?

>>83142225
The term technically existed, but was not actually known or used widely until 4chan learned of it and realized it fit the description of robots.

>>83142226
>incorrect
Alana's Involuntary Celibacy Project. Use Google. You are bull-headed and ignorant, not to mention wrong.
I'll ask for the third time: are you an idiot, or trolling?

>>83142241
>Alana's Involuntary Celibacy Project.
the term predates this, leftycuck

>>83142238
4chan didn't incorporate it, Reddit did and they all flooded here after the sitewide bans. Do you guys just memory hole this shit? 4channers were mocking reddit incels with their incel larps and all the reddit incels thought it was real so they all came here, fucking mistake that was.

>>83142186
>I bet you don't even know the term "cyborg" exists.
Of course I do.
Cyborg is a term for those who don't really fit well into either robot or normalfag, though not quite failed normalfag. Though it has nothing to do with sex.
Maybe a guy who can keep a few close friends who he grew up with before falling apart and can't even look the cashier in the eye as he buys his chicky nuggies, but being blessed enough to be able to have a few close friends, or even one, he's able to avoid the worst experiences of complete isolation that wrecks the human brain, a fact he is continually grateful for.
He is well aware of being isolated and shunned from society, but he also is aware he's not completely alone (yet), so he can't truly understand how the robot feels, bereft of all significant human interaction.
tl:dr; one fit in both spheres, not truly belonging to either

>>83142205
>>83142218
Yes, the term itself is older, but I more meant its current usage. So, fair counter in addressing the strict "what I actually typed" part, my bad for not being more clear.

But I digress, and have little interest in the thread at this point.
tl:dr; robot or not was never about sex.
it was about things that have a hand in helping one have sex, sure, but not strictly part of it.

>>83142247
>the term predates this, leftycuck
Great, so regardless we agree it predates robot as a term and the two have completely different meanings. Glad you finally conceded.

>>83142252
*one foot in both spheres

>>83142266
Hey I'm done arguing with niggertard, have fun with this retard though. If you can, try to get him to answer the age old question of, "Are you retarded, or just trolling?" I've asked him three times and he's too low IQ to process it. Deuces dawgy

>>83142250
Do you guys just memory hole this shit?

I'd ask you the same thing holy fuck. Reddit NEVER does anything first, they always copy what they find on 4chan.

>>83142265
>Glad you finally conceded.
you're confused. robot and incel are different terms, but not in the way you're thinking

>>83142252
>robot or not was never about sex.
which is objectively incorrect

>>83142278
>Tell me you came from Reddit without telling me you came from reddit
Wewlad, being born after 2006 must be weird.
You probably don't even remember the time when 4chan, reddit, and Tumblr all had peaceful overlap.
>>83142282
They are different terms. One does not imply the other, although noth personality subsets can be present.

>>83142252
>tl;dr: I'm continually wrong and am long-winded about it
>>83142273
You were the one trolling here.

>>83142294
It's wild to me how tourists speak with such authority on the matter. You know nothing!

>>83142313
Yes, the guy whose objectively correct perspective on something is... Le troleing. Maybe do some research for yourself or ask chatgpt to spoonfeed your dumbass the facts, because I'm getting pretty bored of doing it and I gotta wipe my ass and shower soon, so hurry this up faggot and skip to the part where you realize how wrong and retarded you are.

>>83142321
It's wild to me that tourists speak like this trying to sound like THEY'RE the ones with authority here.

>>83142339
Yes, tourist, we know you are very loud and angry, not to mention stupid. Here is your updoot m'good sir, back to kindergarten with yu now.

>>83142329
>and I gotta finger my ass
nobody asked

>>83140291
vocel if u wouldnt btw

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>>83142381
You got some kinda problem with that, tourist faggot? Take a whif. That's what a man smells like, memorize the scent and know what you will never be.

>>83142374
Saar yes I am de one who is always been here saar yes now I own yu and get reddit gold soon

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>>83142392
>You got some kinda problem with that, tourist faggot?
start diggin in yo butt, twin

>>83142400
That's right bitch nigga, I wanna see you on the front page of reddit daily bitch, you understand me? I want you harvesting all the updoots for me you dirty little redditcuck, yeah, take my gold you dumb ape nigger

>>83142419
I have to to get this niggas plebbit gold hold up faggot give me some time, I have to sort through my inheritance and my gaming pc up in here, it's a fucking process and it DOESN'T HELP IF YOU'RE STARING AT ME, STOP STARING AT ME FAGGOT I'M TRYING TO SHIT OUT REDDIT GOLD

I was a 17-year old nerd. Quiet, shy, smart, polite. My to-be GF (a real looker with a nice body and big tits) went to school with my neighbor who felt I'm make a good BF so she introduced us.

GF was very aggressive... jumped on me and gave me my first kiss, would lay on top of me and grind and eventually we started messing around to the point where she would tell me to rub my cock on the outside of her pussy. I know she was trying to get me to just fuck her but teh "polite" me wouldn't go that far.

Finally she had enough, got me on my back with my pants down and took her own virginity (and mine) with my cock. If you can imagine a girl saying "fuck this. if I'm going to have to do this myself, I will" and jumping on a cock, that was her.

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>>83142434
>I'M TRYING TO SHIT OUT REDDIT GOLD
try finger but hole

>>83142455
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...