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Bit cold out innit lads edition
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>>83166038
Fingers felt like razors after going outside
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Just want to say that I hate all of you. That is all.
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Got my 150 bong winter fuel payment. Good timing this
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Life in the UK is just draining. Nothing gets better, while things stochastically but consistently get worse.
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>>83166038
>Bit cold out innit lads edition
fascinating
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>>83166060
You don't deserve it. Another waster
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Why do anglos literally look like goblins
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Used to think Black Friday had something to do with black people, kek.
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>>83166073
>You don't deserve it. Another waster
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166075
>Why do anglos literally look like goblins
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83161215
Sorry lad I didn't see this seething crash out last night, went to bed.

>Tell me more about your "usable intelligence"

Well I've used it to have an excellent life where I earn a US-level salary but living in the UK. So it seems to be outmatching your incredible IQ which can only get you a shit life.

If your tech career was anywhere near as good as you're trying to make out, you could get an O-1 visa for the US. The reality (which you know deep down,and is the reason you lost your mind with me at 1 AM) is that you're an intellectual mediocrity leaning on a "high IQ score" as a cope.
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>>83166096
You are sadder than him replying to 13 hour posts lol
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>>83166096
Wow you really showed him. Telling an anonymous person that you don't know anything about that you are smarter than them, 1 day later.
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Never heard anyone with children ever refer to them in any context as sprogs. Seems like a very envy-coded word.
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>>83166128
Its a meme word schizo mong
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im a wagie and i cant afford to eat steak
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>>83166121
Sorry lad, I'm not here all day and all night.
>>83166126
I don't need to know his full biography for that. He told me enough.
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>>83166135
I'm sure you could afford to eat it just as often as HHL eats steak.
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>>83166135
Most wagies cant desu

UC+PIP mogs
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>>83166135
I'm a full time wagie, my wife works part time. We have one kid and a 3 bed house with a mortgage. We don't eat out very often, definitely don't go on holidays and don't splurge on luxury goods or whatever. We keep lean, yet we still save essentially nothing each month, like under a hundred quid between us. It's fucking mental.

I saw recently that a thick cut sirloin is now 11.50 in our local shop. There is no way in hell that I could ever justify that.
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>>83166096
>Well I've used it to have an excellent life where I earn a US-level salary but living in the UK. So it seems to be outmatching your incredible IQ which can only get you a shit life.

>If your tech career was anywhere near as good as you're trying to make out, you could get an O-1 visa for the US. The reality (which you know deep down,and is the reason you lost your mind with me at 1 AM) is that you're an intellectual mediocrity leaning on a "high IQ score" as a cope.
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166165
Well yeah you're paying off a 3 bed house lad. Bit different isn't it? If you were renting a shit tier 1 bed flat, the type of place a bennies mong lives, then you could eat steak every night.
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>>83166141
Hoping you will get engagement on the cope round now the 13 hour rebuttal has been laughed at
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>>83166096
You are clearly a midwit and I called it correctly when I said the interaction isn't worth it.

Are salaries bad in the UK? Yes.
Are salaries better in the US and cost of living lower? Yes.
Does me pointing out those 2 things mean I'm not intelligent, or that IQ doesn't matter? No.

This entire interaction boils down to you wanting to tell me I'm stupid. Fine, whatever.
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When is ssm putting a baby in Helen like he said? She must be close to menopause desu the time running out
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>>83166148
>I'm sure you could afford to eat it just as often as HHL eats steak.
fascinating
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>>83166178
I wanted to continue the conversation because I felt like I upset him, and I like that
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>>83166187
SSM should not be allowed to reproduce.
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>I wanted to continue the conversation because I felt like I upset him, and I like that
What a life lol
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>>83166149
>Most wagies cant desu

>UC+PIP mogs
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166182
If I'm a midwit and you're a genius, how come my life is good and your life is shit? How come I actually got a US visa at one point and lived over there for a bit and you're sitting around dreaming about it like Tim saying "Get me out of this craphole country"?
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Steak was lush. Medium rare with peppercorn sauce. How it should be x
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>>83166211
>If I'm a midwit and you're a genius, how come my life is good and your life is shit? How come I actually got a US visa at one point and lived over there for a bit and you're sitting around dreaming about it like Tim saying "Get me out of this craphole country"?
Melty
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>>83166178
>Hoping you will get engagement on the cope round now the 13 hour rebuttal has been laughed at
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166213
Looks decent but I bet it was tough as old boots. Cheap pub steak usually is
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>>83166187
>When is ssm putting a baby in Helen like he said? She must be close to menopause desu the time running out
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166213
Do you get embarrassed going out to eat by yourself? Theres many places I wanted to try but I'm not going on my own so prob never happening
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HHL eating succulent steak dinners whilst wagies barely able to afford to boil the kettle for a pot noodle.
It Welpers World. As it should be. You work so he can sit like an effendi and eat.
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>>83166226
>>83166232
Autistic meltdown
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>>83166191
>I wanted to continue the conversation because I felt like I upset him, and I like that
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166165
The virgin betabuxxing wagie

>>83166213
The Chad NEET
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>>83166211
>intelligent people have to have a good life!
High IQ correlates with depression and anxiety. Bored of this conversation now.
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>>83166236
I love the way you assume the other plate with the pie was also for HHL haha. He was probably out with his brother Bongo or something.
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>decide to have kids and buy a house
>complain when you can't buy steak
lmao
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>>83166211
>If I'm a midwit and you're a genius, how come my life is good and your life is shit? How come I actually got a US visa at one point and lived over there for a bit and you're sitting around dreaming about it like Tim saying "Get me out of this craphole country"?
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166213
first time something you eat actually looks decent
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>>83166248
You're "bored" of it because you know I'm right lad. Your mediocre career in tech isn't enough to get a US visa. Your delusion about "being incredibly valuable to the US economy" is a total fantasy.
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>>83166236
>Do you get embarrassed going out to eat by yourself? Theres many places I wanted to try but I'm not going on my own so prob never happening
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>seasideMARK drinking update swift little half. Happh xmas guys. have fun life is short enjoy life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fecoy20kImY
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>>83166238
>HHL eating succulent steak dinners whilst wagies barely able to afford to boil the kettle for a pot noodle.
>It Welpers World. As it should be. You work so he can sit like an effendi and eat.
fascinating
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>>83166263
I literally don't give a shit. Why are you so angry about this and wanting to make a big deal about it? Are you upset that I said "high IQ"? Are you one of those people that hates IQ as a concept because of the racial implications?
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>>83166177
The fact that having one person working full time and one working half hours and this can barely afford to start a family in a normal house (three beds but it's not exactly a mansion) is absurd. A healthy economy would allow a normal person to work full time and afford a family and house with some leeway for leisure/luxuries/savings. That's how it used to be, these days that's practically utopian.
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>>83166213
Steak looks small (like you lol)
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>>83166246
>>83166165
>The virgin betabuxxing wagie

>>83166213
>The Chad NEET
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166229

It was lovely de lid. Soft and juicy x
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I wish I had a loving gf like ssm has helen ;_;
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>>83166260
Because it wasn't prepared by Nigerian carers like all his other meals
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>>83166213
Ngl looks nice.enjoy x
>>83166238
It's only right
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>>83166252
>I love the way you assume the other plate with the pie was also for HHL haha. He was probably out with his brother Bongo or something.
fascinating
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>>83166288
>Soft and juicy
like a fanny
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>>83166213
This looks grim. A very disappointing meal.
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in your opinion do you thing a gremlin or a goblin would be more aggressive?
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>>83166254
>>decide to have kids and buy a house
>>complain when you can't buy steak
>lmao
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166276
I'll be really honest lad. I'm a high achiever who has always doubted himself. So when I see someone who is so convinced of their own intellectual superiority without the achievement to back it up, I can't resist cutting them down to size.
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Garn order that apple crumble with custard for dessert x
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>>83166276
>Are you one of those people that hates IQ as a concept because of the racial implications?
Yes that is why he's fuming if you didn't get that. Also because you mentioned feminism in a derogatory manner. He's literally triggered, you can see it in how genuinely angry he is
>I upset him, and I like that
This is a soi boy feeling politically wounded
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>>83166296
>do you thing
Your grammar is terrible.
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>>83166260
>first time something you eat actually looks decent
fascinating
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>>83166277
I totally agree. That has nothing to do with some bennies mong having his annual steak though.
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Love me some Doja Cat ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
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>>83166304
>I'll be really honest lad. I'm a high achiever who has always doubted himself. So when I see someone who is so convinced of their own intellectual superiority without the achievement to back it up, I can't resist cutting them down to size
I'll be honest you're a cuckold lol
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>>83166312
yeah i dot care
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>>83166310
Nah I don't care about politics lad and certainly not defending feminism lol
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>>83166316
I wasn't talking about Sean and his steak, I was just responding to the lad talking about how he can't afford to eat steak and I was commiserating with him while sharing corroborating depressing anecdotal evidence.

Also, to the extent that Sean is just a welfare parasite it sort of is related to him. Taxes are crazy high and they're all just going to fuel the consumption of welfare sponges.
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>>83166332
You're owning the chuds one seethe post at a time hahaha
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>>83166282
>Steak looks small (like you lol)
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166304
I'm not convinced of my intellectual superiority. This is really weird of you to get this worked up over me saying something as harmless as "I'm a high IQ guy with a job" in a throwaway comment.
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>>83166339
If you look at the numbers, a tiny proportion of taxes is fueling the consumption of welfare sponges.
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>>83166290
>I wish I had a loving gf like ssm has helen ;_;
fascinating
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>>83166344
I'm not really worked up lad, just toying with you a bit. Is it weird of me, though? Probably yeah. Fair enough mate, I'll drop it. Enjoy your day
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Done me fourth spaffingham in just now me

Off to beddingtons X
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>>83166291
>Because it wasn't prepared by Nigerian carers like all his other meals
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166295
>This looks grim. A very disappointing meal.
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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kind of tired but unable to sleep
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>>83166363
>his life consists of fapping and sleeping
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>>83166304
>I'll be really honest lad. I'm a high achiever who has always doubted himself. So when I see someone who is so convinced of their own intellectual superiority without the achievement to back it up, I can't resist cutting them down to size.
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166363
>Done me fourth spaffingham in just now me

>Off to beddingtons X
fascinating
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I wonder if someone saying "you bodied that freak and sent them flying" upset him at some point in the past
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>>83166388
>I wonder if someone saying "you bodied that freak and sent them flying" upset him at some point in the past
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166345
Anywhere between a quarter and a third of all tax receipts go to funding welfare in various forms. But that's just the overt welfare spending and doesn't account for hidden welfare like subsidies, schemes like winter fuel payments, free prescriptions, means-tested school meals, legal aid and bus passes (I'm sure there are others these are off the top of my head). All in all I'd estimate about 40% of all tax revenue goes to handouts. Mental.
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ejaculating on HHL's steak
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im getting angary undertones from britfeel today
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Letus give thanx to the lord our God.It is right and just n.n
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>>83166388
It's definitely someone who is upset/angry over something.
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>>83166388
Probably someone said that to a guy who was bullying him at school and it has stuck with him
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Chef is on his break so having another wint while I wait for me apple crumble
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Makes me laugh when people who probably don't even make 100k a year think they're the "highly productive" people keeping the country going.
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>>83166422
why do you think wage and productivity are the same?
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>Chef
You mean the immigrant who shoves a frozen bit of slop in the microwave?
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Some tosser on 36k a year: "Can't believe the tax I'm paying! I'll move to Dubai mate, swear to fuck!"
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>>83166422
Statistically speaking anyone earning over 38k per year is a net contributor in taxes.
The fact everywhere outside of London is on average taking more from the system is indicative of how many people are on benefits.
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>>83166422
>>83166442
This guy is so worked up over this. If your salary is so good why don't you go and do something good with your life instead of bragging on /britfeel/. Is this the only way you can feel good about yourself?
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>>83166422
Nothing wrong with ordinary people working ordinary jobs, lad. They might not be vital to running the country, but jobs need doing and people deserve fair wages and not to be gouged by taxes.

>>83166442
The best tax is the lowest possible tax. Given what the government spends it is very clear that the current levels of taxation are illegitimate. Why deride an average person's natural instinct to want to keep more of what they earn? You just sound spiteful.
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>>83166403
>angary undertones
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>>83166458
Is anyone saying that 36k is 'so good'? It's fine, not great but fine (outside of London). Why are you frothing at the mouth at a lad who just wants to keep more of his own money instead of seeing it pissed away on shite he doesn't want to pay for or agree with?

Would you say that someone who is a net tax contributor does have legitimate reasons to want to 'go to Dubai' or whatever, or would you still hate them too?
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Academic editor mong is absolutely on one today
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>>83166399
>ejaculating on HHL's steak
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166470
I'm not. Do you have me confused with the person I replied to.
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>>83166406
>It's definitely someone who is upset/angry over something.
YoU'Ve dOnE HiM
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>he earns over 100k per year and outearns US salaries
>he comes to a thread on 4chan for unemployed losers to boast about how much better he is than them
>he tells everyone he's more intelligent than them
Wow, what a guy. He sounds so happy with his life.
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>>83166409
>Probably someone said that to a guy who was bullying him at school and it has stuck with him
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166498
tbf he's probably happier than you
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>No you don't understand lads I edit an academic journal for a handful of rice a year, I'm a valuable economic powerhouse! Ever read Atlas Shrugged? I'm basically John Galt!

You're a contemptable wanker mate
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>>83166458
>This guy is so worked up over this. If your salary is so good why don't you go and do something good with your life instead of bragging on /britfeel/. Is this the only way you can feel good about yourself?
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>chef
Probably Wetherspoons, right? Kek.
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>>83166498
I come here for a laugh lad.
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>>83166479
>Academic editor mong is absolutely on one today
YoU'Ve dOnE HiM
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>>83166500
He probably is. I'm depressed.
Coming to this thread to boast is like winning a 100m sprint at a school for disabled children. Pretty pathetic. You'd think he'd have better things to do if his life was so amazing.
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>>83166498
>>he earns over 100k per year and outearns US salaries
>>he comes to a thread on 4chan for unemployed losers to boast about how much better he is than them
>>he tells everyone he's more intelligent than them
>Wow, what a guy. He sounds so happy with his life.
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166507
I manage a co-op mate... I just hate taxes because I'm a normal person.
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>>83166507
>>No you don't understand lads I edit an academic journal for a handful of rice a year, I'm a valuable economic powerhouse! Ever read Atlas Shrugged? I'm basically John Galt!

>You're a contemptable wanker mate
YoU'Ve dOnE HiM
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I hope none of you have been parking on zig zags today?
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>>83166550
I dont own a car so no
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Necking that Guinness nows still waiting for that chef. It's a hard life but someone has to do it
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>>83166526
>He probably is. I'm depressed.
And you spend all day everyday on 4chan from the moment you wake up until bedtime.
Same gimmicks, epic rile ups, etc...
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>>83166498
is there proof he earns that much?
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>>83166507
>contemptable
Looks like you need an editor yourself lol
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>mfw me all day working outside

Going to thaw my wollox out here, thank FUCK im off tomorrow
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>>83166559
Who you with, lid? Got a hot date?
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>>83166559
Guinness is disgusting
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>>83166583
His brother Kev
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>>83166559
Looking foward to tonight's massive meltdown lad
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>>83166586
You would say that, not many women like Guinness.
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>>83166609
>the way his neck sticks out
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Really tired of scrump and eve now. They're schtick is just mind-numbing at this point. They make the good an enemy of the perfect and their obsession with jews is just trite.
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>>83166609
>His brother Kev
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166622
>>the way his neck sticks out
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166609
Amazing how you can tell they're related because they look so similar yet Kev is a hundred times better looking overall.
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>>83166609
Length of that fucking neck.
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Does kev also live in a spacker home with spacker chords and elderly residents?
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>>83166609
He actually looks like seasidemark
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>>83166625
>They make the good an enemy of the perfect
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>>83166638
kev is probably a top shagger
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>>83166609
Looks like a fucking worm in a human suit.
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>kev
wow, flashbacks
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>>83166625
>They're schtick
Oh dear
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>>83166609
KEKing Seans neck
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>>83166637
>Length of that fucking neck.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166638
>Does kev also live in a spacker home with spacker chords and elderly residents?
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166646
'The good' as in something that is better than what we have right now. 'The perfect' as in their idealised ultimate and perfected end goal.
Imagine if your car was a busted up piece of shit. Someone came along and offered you a cheap but reliable hatchback, maybe it's an ugly colour, not your perfect choice but better than what you have now by a mile. Then you refuse it because it's not a custom Bentley. Scrump and eve do the political equivalent of that.

>>83166670
Oh dear oh no, that's it I'm ending it.
Haven't slept in two days, blame the wrugs
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Lots of samefagging going on here.
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>>83166642
>He actually looks like seasidemark
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166664
>Looks like a fucking worm in a human suit.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83166680
>KEKing Seans neck
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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The retards on sky news said its the coldest weather of the winter so far. Winter starts the 21st of December ffs!

Rip seasideellen
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>>83166691
thank you for your explanation
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Keep leaving for a day and coming back hoping the spammong will have got tired but it seems like he's putting in his shift every day. Alright guess I will do some work this afternoon and try again tomorrow
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>HHL posts dinner pics
>shut-in britfeel spacker goes mental

Every single time without fail lmao.
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>>83166625
This post is containment, a fugazi, an effort by the security state to waste our time. Britfeel is ruled top down, not bottom up!

But yeah nah seriously I love me scrumps, me Evelyns, me neemas desu. Then you've got your woeses, yer morgoths, yer Dickie Spencers. So get in there.
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>>83166713
if they are retards why do they have jobs and you dont
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>>83166713
its all drivel lad

Look at last week

>EXACT DATE UK HIT WITH -30c temps and 45 FEET OF SNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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There's nothing wrong with his neck.
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>>83166739
GIANT SNOW BOMB TO OBLITERATE UK
>checks forecast
>there will be 1 inch of snow in the north of Scotland
Every time...
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>>83166609
Serpent, I say again!
(I kid. Love Welper me.)
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>>83166733
You don't find them to be draining lad? For the most part I can't stomach such content creators any more. They're deflated and low energy, too blackpilled but not in a detached way that might be permissible, in a very real way like 'don't try and do anything to fix anything ever because you're just being co-opted'. Come on, that's obviously not true. I don't pretend that things are good out there but they're really just contemptible at this point.
Neema is straight up horseshoeing into a leftist lol, though haven't given him much thought for years since he can barely string a sentence together. Woes not kept up with in years, Morgoth is the most palatable, makes fine vids. Dickie Spence is... pffft who even knows any more?
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>>83166749
im sure it does its job but its absurdly long
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>>83166738
Literally posting at work you fool
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>>83166422
>100k a year
Really it's 50k after tax LOL
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>>83166777
Eh, when they're right they're right. It aligns with my own pessimism anyway.

AA just has that RS contrarian thing about him and latches onto his own pet theories too much. It's a bit cringe when he tries to say he's le sensible centre etc because it's like yeahhh that's clever only you don't control the language so why try this. You can't just be pushing Carlyle and Evola and then be like "uhhh I'm actually centre left bro". Labels are all wrong anyway so it's whatever.
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>>83166326
You should care. Have some self respect.
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Too late to have lunch now isn't it, ill jdt wait for dinner
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By the time food reaches Helper's stomach he's already hungry again.
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A cuppa with biscuits to dunk and some hand sanitiser for afters. This is a man that's well cared for.
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>>83166865
>By the time food reaches Helper's stomach he's already hungry again.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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I am trying to reduce my content intake, there's too much everywhere. When I was younger I lamented not being able to consume everything, now the goal is to consume as little as possible. I read books, if I'm driving or walking I listen to audiobooks. There's so much slop, meaningful input is important.
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Apple crumble was lush and I mean LUSH. Stuffed now x
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>>83166422
>Makes me laugh when people who probably don't even make 100k a year think they're the "highly productive" people keeping the country going.
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166818
>>100k a year
>Really it's 50k after tax LOL
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83166609
>His brother Kev

No one calls him Kev. His nickname is Bongo.
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>>83166868
holy fuck lids timmy is NOT in hospital for a change
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Afternoon uploafing/drinking update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVp-_RYPwd0
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>>83166213
LMAOOOOOOOOOO HELPER EATS LIKE THIS WHILE WAGIES SAT THERE EATING MEAL DEALS

You have to be be fucking STUPID to work.
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>>83166884
People without a job shouldn't be allowed to eat apple crumble.
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>>83166884
How did your brother Bongo enjoy his portion lad?
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>>83166898
his communal garden looks very cozy
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>>83166898
How big is that bottle? Or is he just really small
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>>83166919
Its a gigantic bottle
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>>83166898
Doctor appointment is playing on his mind lol
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Is noncelad on today?
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>>83166945
Probably having cheese pizza with dad
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we live under anarcho-tyranny
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>>83166945
Call me "noncedadlad" please lad, it's not me who is the nonce (despite the cruel jibes in here)
>>83166951
Had a few cans with him last night actually
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>>83166971
What did you talk about? You should ask him what porn he looked at.
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Happy international men's day frens
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>>83166884
Corr looks lush af that lid. Put me right in the mood for some apple crumble now.
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It sad and it not rite
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>>83166976
Just chatted about the refereeing at the england game, work, petrol prices, how the local chinese is getting worse. He did say something weird though. He said "People don't know what you're capable of, son." It sounds like it could be encouraging but he said it in a kind of dark tone.
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>>83167024
This is 49957676th time he's said that him and Helen are over. It's clear he just had some fight with Helen, not that he broke up with her.
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>>83166898
This is the master race.
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I wonder if Helen got wind that SSM had been noncing and broke it off.
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>>83167024
Wonder if we'll see SSM heading down to the railway track threatening to kill himself like he did when Marie dumped him
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I'm looking forward to Sanford Lane tomorrow
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>>83167111
Why did Marie dump him?
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>>83166609
Why is his brother a wagie? Doesn't he see from helper the joys of being a NEET?
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>>83167176
Bongo is a big wheel in Sunderland's nightlife scene. Hardly a "wagie"
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>>83167180
Sounds like wagie cope. Sean needs to help him get into the same care home as him.
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>SSM
>HELPER
>RUTHMONG
>WAGIES
>NEETS

Change the record you boring cunts.
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>>83167093
>I wonder if Helen got wind that SSM had been noncing and broke it off.
fascinating
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>>83167209
What, you don't find that interesting? A guy gets exposed for exploiting a mentally disabled young girl for sex, and his girlfriend dumps him...and you don't think that's high drama?
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Gonna do a fjord cruise in Norway. Just you watch me.
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>>83167199
What would you like to talk about de lid?
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>>83167111
That was over Claire I think. It took SSM a long time to get over her.
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Helper's living in a world of delicious steaks and apple crumbles and all you can do is seethe about it online.
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>>83167293
Helper is a 40 year old man who wears nappies. I reckon my life is going a bit better than his desu.
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>>83167284
I used to love putting on those videos where he was whining about claire and listening to them in the background when I was cooking and cleaning. It was womfy
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>>83167328
Jokes on you, he's actually a man in his 30s who wears nappies.
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I like to blast the heating sky high and walk around naked in front of my floor-to-ceiling windows.
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>>83167284
>That was over Claire I think. It took SSM a long time to get over her.
No surprise. She was by far the best looking he had, and that's saying something considering what she looked like.
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Helper and his brother could share nappies. Think of the savings it would bring the care home. The book keeper of the place will love him.
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>>83167375
She looks like a junkie. Helen is nicer.
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Wagies lost x
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>>83167388
Another day epically pwning helper is it big lad
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Fuji best girl in Shogun x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbE5lEt94mw
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Wagie seething off the charts today. Must be the weather lol apple crumbles on tap
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>>83167052
You are capable of being a paedophile. You have the genes for it and probably the upbringing.
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My mum is a paralegal and has just lost her job to AI. Fucking yikes.
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State of that sad cunt today "I upset him and I liked it" lmfao actually tragic state of these wagies talking like comic villains now
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>>83167425
He should buy some paint for his grotty bedroom instead of a high spec laptop.
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>>83167465
look self troll channel crap
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>>83167426
Wagie rage going critical. We're one womfy HHL din dins pic away from total meltdown.
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Cor it's a bit chilly. I've put some more layers on because unlike Helper my heating isn't paid for me.
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Nothing better in life than being drunk, simple as
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>>83167111
>Threatening to kill himself after a teenager dumped him
Kek
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>>83167445
Ngl elon musk said everubody working on a computer type of job gna lose that job. Made me fink whats the point. What a time2 be alive
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>>83167486
Kind of mad that they put prominent places on the map, like, do people not know where London is? Where Birmingham or Bristol or Manchester are? There's no way someone wouldn't know where they personally are so what's the point really? Is this just for forrens?
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>>83167447
Seething about a post from hours ago is it king?
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>>83167504
I dunno it's a map. They always label major cities on a map.
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Back homes and having a wuppa now. Got that heating on full blast.
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Welper posting a cheap pub lunch like he went to Nobu lol
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>>83167519
Yeah and I'm kinda like... why? If someone is such a cretin that they don't know where major cities are in their own country or where they are personally within it at any given time... I dunno, like what are we even doing as a civilisation at that point really?
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>>83167534
I think a lot of people are very stupid actually and do need where they live marking on the map.
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>Nobu
Overpriced shit.
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It's not right that someone on benefits can eat out and drink in pubs and have takeaways multiple times per week, and buy drugs and go on holiday, yet the people working and paying the taxes are struggling to afford food and shivering at home.
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I think Helpers living in a fantasy world, there is no way someone in their right mind would let him control the central heating.
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>>83167565
>central heating
>in the uncivilised north
pick one
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>>83167419
For me, it's the Anjin
He is loyle to his daimyo
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>>83167564
Shut up you woe is me sad cunt. Get your little violin out
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>>83167533
>Nobu

Never heard of it but it's probably some overpriced place for deanos and middle-class pricks. I thoroughly enjoyed my meal at the pub today and it didn't cost me a fortune for it either so get in. I'll defo be going back again.
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>>83167589
Eat my anus tosser
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>>83167564
Waa waa waa it's not fair hysterical little woman
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>>83167592
It's an expensive place, not an overpriced place. Sadly you'll never eat a meal that good. It's for the best you've never tried anything good, it would ruin your perception of everything else in your life
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>>83166422
What do you do big lad?
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>>83167639
>you didn't have a good day unless it would impress NPCs in an instagram reel
Pathetic specimen
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>>83166892
>No one calls him Kev. His nickname is Bongo.
fascinating
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>>83166897
>holy fuck lids timmy is NOT in hospital for a change
fascinating
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>>83166900
>LMAOOOOOOOOOO HELPER EATS LIKE THIS WHILE WAGIES SAT THERE EATING MEAL DEALS

>You have to be be fucking STUPID to work.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>fascinating
fascinating
You boring cunts lmao
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>>83166902
>People without a job shouldn't be allowed to eat apple crumble.
fascinating
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Yanklass! How was your day today? Get up to anything special? How do you feel about the power couple splitting up? I'm not sure how I feel to be honest, it might be the start of an interesting new era for Mark. Him against the world. I'm eager yo see how he gets on.
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>>83166906
>How did your brother Bongo enjoy his portion lad?
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>bongo xD
>nappy xD
>I eat le expensive restaurant xD
Sadsack gimp throwing all the shit at the wall today lmao
You should have another pint to toast them helper
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>>83166907
>his communal garden looks very cozy
fascinating
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As much as being a wagie is depressing, it does by me a house and holidays to Japan where I can sip strong zero.
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HIS IN THE GARDEN DRINKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVp-_RYPwd0
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I won't be happy until Helper and SSM are both behind bars.
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>>83166919
>How big is that bottle? Or is he just really small
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167718
>by me a house
Mong
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>>83166929
>Its a gigantic bottle
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/82981732/deleted/deleted/
Never forget the state these sad cunts get in when helper triggers them. Oh my DAYS
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>>83166945
>Is noncelad on today?
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167749
Trip on you goose necked spastic
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>>83166971
>>83166945
>Call me "noncedadlad" please lad, it's not me who is the nonce (despite the cruel jibes in here)
>>83166951
>Had a few cans with him last night actually
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167767
Not making any threats today? Hahahaha spastic
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>>83167749
It's this male feminist who gets constantly triggered and go on rants any time anyone is sexist or racist.
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>>83167669
Gonna have to take Helper's side on this one lad. I've been to both expensive restaurants and places like Wetherspoons and honestly, sometimes the the Wetherspoons has been much better. Unless you're on a date and trying to impress some bird you might as well just go somewhere cheap and cheerful.
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>>83166976
>What did you talk about? You should ask him what porn he looked at.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167775
That wasn't me laddie
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>>83167775
Hmm yeah definitely seems like a chap who has a better life than helper very mentally stable too
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>>83167024
>It sad and it not rite
fascinating
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>>83167076
>This is 49957676th time he's said that him and Helen are over. It's clear he just had some fight with Helen, not that he broke up with her.
fascinating
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>>83167786
You're all the same, helper won, pipe down x
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>>83167804
Nearly 40 living in a care home. Yep he won LMFAO
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I definitely think SSM is more of a problem to the public than Helper. Until Helper starts noncing anyway
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>>83167778
>trying to impress some bird
NPCs calculate every action on this basis but not even for pussy literally to impress other lads as well hahaha and randoms who won't think twice about them in their life sad cunts trying to do a boomer keeping up with the jones larp at 25 "I was in Nobu" hahaha zombies man
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>>83167111
>Wonder if we'll see SSM heading down to the railway track threatening to kill himself like he did when Marie dumped him
fascinating
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>>83167815
You're not le gold grin man lad, you're a seething poofter x
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>>83167141
>I'm looking forward to Sanford Lane tomorrow
fascinating
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>>83167828
Rattled x
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Almost finished that Fortnite Simpsons battle pass now. Just a few more levels to go.
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>>83167176
>Why is his brother a wagie? Doesn't he see from helper the joys of being a NEET?
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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SSM said he is going down Sandford Lane tonight
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>>83167836
You live in helpers world and it drives you insane x
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>>83167180
>Bongo is a big wheel in Sunderland's nightlife scene. Hardly a "wagie"
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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For me it's Battlefield 1 and cottaging.
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Why in the name of fuck am I reading all this horrendous drivel?
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>>83167853
>You live in helpers world and it drives you insane x
Rattled x
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>>83167192
>Sounds like wagie cope. Sean needs to help him get into the same care home as him.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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had a brow appointment at 2 and the dentist at 4, traffic was too bad to drive home (40 mins each way) so had to spend most of my day just sat in my car waiting with my phone on 10%

finally home after getting caught in wageslave traffic
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>>83167860
>and cottaging.
Don't think I've played that game.
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>>83167236
>What, you don't find that interesting? A guy gets exposed for exploiting a mentally disabled young girl for sex, and his girlfriend dumps him...and you don't think that's high drama?
fascinating
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>>83167864
Run out of steam I see haha jog on you irrelevant melt
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>>83167284
>That was over Claire I think. It took SSM a long time to get over her.
fascinating
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>>83167868
What's a brow appointment?
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>>83167880
>Run out of steam I see haha jog on you irrelevant melt
Rattled x
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>>83167293
>Helper's living in a world of delicious steaks and apple crumbles and all you can do is seethe about it online.
fascinating
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>>83167860
I knew you were a gaylord
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This is the state of the lads telling you they go to expensive restaurants
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>>83167328
>Helper is a 40 year old man who wears nappies. I reckon my life is going a bit better than his desu.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>seasideMARK Its a drinking update no sulhpites no chemicals its lush wow what a experience de lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLfXhyvWIs
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>>83167886
it is an appointment for your brows
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>>83167334
>I used to love putting on those videos where he was whining about claire and listening to them in the background when I was cooking and cleaning. It was womfy
fascinating
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>>83167906
ssm has spent the whole day drinking. grim
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>>83167868
Very foolish not to have a charger constantly in your phone. Very foolish indeed.
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>>83167904
What causes this behaviour. Psychotic.
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>>83167909
Are you a woman or a fag
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>>83167360
>Jokes on you, he's actually a man in his 30s who wears nappies.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167904
T. long necked lad
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>>83167904
I howl every time I see that pic of him and the massive woman.
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>>83167374
>I like to blast the heating sky high and walk around naked in front of my floor-to-ceiling windows.
fascinating
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*informs the apus mani from the stone roses has died*
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>>83167937
That 'massive woman' is his auntie.
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>>83167707
God afternoon de lad!
I slept in until 5:30 and did my NYT puzz in bed. Got up and made a french press of coffee, showered, dressed, drank my milky coffee and read the newspaper, cooked brekkie (eggs, mushrooms, spinach, and a sprinkling each of crushed pork rinds and gryuere cheese), then finally decided to lug all my various towels down to the laundry room so I can hang the new coral red ones up nice and pretty and send the barely used bath sheets to my son. Waiting on the dryer now.
Have some extra money on the preloaded Visa card that my health insurance gives me, so I will put that on my leccy account on my way to the food bank where I will be given a bunch of free food and household supplies.
I haven't been looking at SSM's videos since I've come back round, so the thread itself is what informs me of his latest trials. Wish him the best (though I predict he will purchase an unholy amount of wokkles before the holidays.)
He does manage to be a very cheerful gent, at least when sober. Would love a Christmas sweater like his but shipping Amazon from UK to Catawissey is a pain.
How is your day, fren?
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>>83167375
>>That was over Claire I think. It took SSM a long time to get over her.
>No surprise. She was by far the best looking he had, and that's saying something considering what she looked li
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167933
Your lot got exposed in 4k my lad and it was beautiful
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Nice to see Mark drinking all day again. Hopefully he starts feeding all his UC into FOBTs again too.
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>>83167388
>Helper and his brother could share nappies. Think of the savings it would bring the care home. The book keeper of the place will love him.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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Helper goes out for a meal and you mongs will spend all day arguing about restaurants while he's already moved on to playing his vidya. This general really does revolve around him. Might as well just rename it Helperfeel at this point.
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>>83167952
wind that long neck in laddie
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>>83167409
>She looks like a junkie. Helen is nicer.
fascinating
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>>83167924
>What causes this behaviour.
Standard low iq sociopaths
With Helper theres also oldfag personalities and their orbiters who fucking hate that Helper still runs this thread.
They think if only he wasn't here everybody would recognise how funny and smart they are and they'd be worshipped. lol
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>>83167416
>Wagies lost x
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167973
You are fucking stupid lad.
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Wagies will have the last laugh when your bennies get cut.
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Don't get involved in drama me. Staying in me own lane.
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>>83167426
>Wagie seething off the charts today. Must be the weather lol apple crumbles on tap
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167973
>oldfag personalities and their orbiters who fucking hate that Helper still runs this thread.
>They think if only he wasn't here everybody would recognise how funny and smart they are and they'd be worshipped. lol
Oh dear laddy that's a sensitive nerve you've stepped on there oh aye x
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>>83167995
You fucked that up lol
>fascinating
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>>83167443
>You are capable of being a paedophile. You have the genes for it and probably the upbringing.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167447
>State of that sad cunt today "I upset him and I liked it" lmfao actually tragic state of these wagies talking like comic villains now
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167986
The few little crumbs of attention your sadsack goon squad gets is for seething at helper and it drives you mad lol x
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>>83168036
>The few little crumbs of attention your sadsack goon squad gets is for seething at helper and it drives you mad lol x
Rattled x
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>>83167465
>He should buy some paint for his grotty bedroom instead of a high spec laptop.
fascinating
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SSM winding up them YouTube twolls
HHL winding up them 4chan twolls

Oh aye x
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>>83167482
>Wagie rage going critical. We're one womfy HHL din dins pic away from total meltdown.
fascinating
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>>83168046
That you are. Protip by the way "Ponce" will never be a personality. Back to the drawing board lol x
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>>83167491
>>Threatening to kill himself after a teenager dumped him
>Kek
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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Looks like he's settled in for the night.
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>>83168072
No idea what you're on about little laddie x
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I don't want to send them over the edge desu. I'll take my foot off for a bit.
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>>83167533
>Welper posting a cheap pub lunch like he went to Nobu lol
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83167564
>It's not right that someone on benefits can eat out and drink in pubs and have takeaways multiple times per week, and buy drugs and go on holiday, yet the people working and paying the taxes are struggling to afford food and shivering at home.
fascinating
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>>83167409
Helen has the better personality yes, but looks wise she is quite ugly. Not saying Claire is a looker, course she isn't, she looks rough as fuck but out of the two them Claire wins in looks.
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>>83168088
What I'm on about is you're a lolcow x
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>>83168110
Meds little lad x
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>>83168109
Claire looks like a literal crackhead HIV druggie.
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Very happy I got my beloved Hishi Akebono! 200 bloody pulls but at least I got two other 3 Stars along the way and didn't have to spend real money. Almost have me Gold Ship mommy up to 3 Stars too. Get her unique outfit! Oh aye. x
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>>83167585
>>central heating
>>in the uncivilised north
>pick one
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83168127
Are you the lad with the grandad who plays gacha games?
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>>83168127
i have no idea what you're saying but i like the anime girl
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>>83168126
Don't pretend you wouldn't shag her if she threw herself at you.
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>>83168126
Claire has the standard Northern working class woman physiognomy
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>>83168050
Helper doesn't even wind people up he literally just posts about doing things in his everyday life and it somehow triggers some people. He could post about having a sandwich and some sad cunt here will be pissed off about it lol.
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>>83167639
>It's an expensive place, not an overpriced place. Sadly you'll never eat a meal that good. It's for the best you've never tried anything good, it would ruin your perception of everything else in your life
U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
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>>83168126
And Helen looks like a literal troll from DnD.
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>>83167724
>HIS IN THE GARDEN DRINKING
fascinating
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>>83168149
Because I'm paying for his sandwiches.
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>>83168151
You look like a jealous virgin so it balances out
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>>83168173
Hi Helen.
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>>83167729
>I won't be happy until Helper and SSM are both behind bars.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83168145
I'm not talking about her physiognomy you fucking autistic sped I'm talking about she looks like she steals vodka from tesco and threatens the security guard with a heroin needle.
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Just finished off that Simpsons battle pass by XP farming in Creative mode. Oh aye. Just need to finish off them bonus rewards now.
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>>83167767
>Trip on you goose necked spastic
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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She looks like she smoked crack while she was pregnant. She looks like she has genital warts and sleeps in a matress with scabies. Helen looks like she reads books and had a normal bed time. At 50 years old I know which one I would choose pornbrained mong.
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>30 year old mans achievements in life is grinding childrens games
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>>83168137
Kek, no. Sounds like someone who was having a joke with you I reckon.
>>83168142
Hishi Akebono is the horse girl in the image, I just unlocked her through the pity system after 200 pulls in the game Umamusume.
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>>83167815
>Nearly 40 living in a care home. Yep he won LMFAO
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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Helen looks like the type of lass that doesn't even give blowjobs while Claire slurps and spits while getting throat fucked. I know which one I'm picking.
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>>83167818
>I definitely think SSM is more of a problem to the public than Helper. Until Helper starts noncing anyway
fascinating
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>>83168217
No you don't understand lad. He has won.
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HHL, when are you going to meet up with SSM for a drinking video
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>>83168204
Do you have a link of who you are talking about
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Fucking look at those pupils she is off her nut on smack in that video. Probably why she scammed him for money drug debts and gear.
>ah but her haplogroup..
Fucking hell
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>>83167845
>SSM said he is going down Sandford Lane tonight
fascinating
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>>83168262
Fucking hell, she looks rough as shit
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>>83167860
>For me it's Battlefield 1 and cottaging.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83168220
>Umamusume
so its like horse betting but instead on cheerin on tiny irishmen you cheer for cute anime horsegirls. sounds good
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>>83168262
They look like contact lenses to me.
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>>83168190
Sean opinions on this >>83168217
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why is helen so pissed today?
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>>83168233
Life isn't a porn film mate lasses like Claire don't want soft 4chan virgins / middle class soi boys she wants deano chad drug dealers with pit bulls
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>>83167898
>I knew you were a gaylord
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83168280
Cope she's a smelly baghead
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>>83168300
Let's be honest mate, you'd struggle to pull top totty like Claire
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>>83168217
He won't even see your post and all the other posts you'll make about him lol x
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>>83167906
>>seasideMARK Its a drinking update no sulhpites no chemicals its lush wow what a experience de lads
fascinating
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>>83168314
He will though lol x
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>>83168291
Go back to work Helen.
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Gonna save me next pulls for Biko Pegasus. Fuck knows how long it'll take me to save 30000 carats again. If her banner even comes back around. Corrrrrr!
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Helen on a mad one tonight
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>>83168308
She is a pikey tramp look at the state of those dry lips from sucking on the crack pipe all day. If that's your type mate fair enough.
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>>83167944
Thanks for the reply! Sounds like you have a good productive day! I just bumbled around the flat this morning and got myself ready for work. I'm on the bloody evening shift. I told you before but I'm so happy you are back.
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>>83168332
Post hand and last time you had sex.
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>>83168324
In all seriousness it's quite sad to learn you genuinely think/hope that to yourself lol, strange little man
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>>83168332
Cope. She is just a good time girl looking for a laugh and she found that in SSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXUT5YVrXs
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>>83168349
Your loose beef flaps looking disgusting. How many miles of cock have you had
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>>83168351
you seem rattled lol x
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>>83168349
You are now somehow attacking me for you having low/no standards. Kek
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>>83168358
Never get the reply from Helper you want so you settle for anything you can get. Womp womp
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>>83168349
My hand is in the lorechives and last month
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>>83168370
You done him lad x
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>h-he does read it
>he reads all my posts and they really bother him! I know it!
Oh
My
Days
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I got this lad on strings lol x
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You guys know Helper isn't gonna suck you off? Stop simping.
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HHL is a master at deep throating. One of the benefits in having a long neck
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>>83168359
As I guessed lmao you aren't even white.
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sloppy toppy from claire behind a mcdonalds
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>You're not white if you wouldn't shag a crackhead junkie
Mental illness
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>>83168446
Still waiting for that hand pic Raj
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Helpers neck is so long when he went to Italy they thought he was spaghetti.
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Why is it that the threads on /bant/ are never this active and only have half a dozen posters and the thread dies with a dozen or less posts?
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bant is gay
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Are brits still on here or has the ban taken effect?
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>>83168450
Okay lad now what? Still not attracted to Claire
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When does ruthmong crawl out of bed?
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spacker long neck
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>>83168514
Noncey hand desu.
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>>83168490
2 or 3 lads make up 90% of all posts
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Someone is seething very hard in this thread. It's like a multiple day mental breakdown. It's probably the guy who got banned for making a death threat. He's fuming.
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Wish I was Sean tbqh
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Me? Make 28k/year in me office job. Database admin. It's a bit boring but it pays the bills I suppose.
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>>83168532
Can you point out these seething posts lad?
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>>83168541
Did you miss the massive argument just now?
Pretty sure it's the same guy as the one who spams "fascinating" and "LOLE CREASING" etc. Those posts stopped when he was having his argument.
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>>83168540
AI coming on strong
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>>83168540
ChatGPT could do you job quicker and for free x
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Demoralising to be a wagie these days the minute you say your job people start picturing how AI could do it instead
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Wish I had a tiny penis and lived in a care home
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Demoralising to be a wagie these days the minute you say your job people start picturing how browns could do it instead
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>>83168619
Post ww2 economy in a nutshell
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Regardless of your politics and philosophy it is objectively an injustice that productive people are forced to pay for the lives of people who willingly refuse to work when they are perfectly able to.
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>>83168692
Are you still crying about the steak ffs
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>>83168591
This would honestly be at least some improvement on some level, but sadly this>>83168619 is the paradigm we're in right now.
Literally every single labour-side argument for immigration is meaningless in the face of automation, but in this soviet shithole the powers that be have decided that it's more enlightened to de-automate; not to give Brits jobs though, but to provide defacto global jobs programs for anyone in any corner of the globe to try their luck at.

Hand car washes do not exist outside of the UK in firs world countries.
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>>83168692
It's immoral. I think Helper is fundamentally an evil man.
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The NEET asks "why should a man debase himself as a wagie when he gets no pussy?", yet has no answer to "why should a man debase himself as a wagie to fund the lives of dossers?".
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AI can't wank me off... yet.
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well its better than being stuck on britfeel bored lonely and depressed
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>>83168730
He never ask to be borns x
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>>83168713
But in other first world countries there is no trekkie brekkie or cerne abbas
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He r-r-r-r-r-r-r-road to the masters.
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The NEET, above all things, fears women. That's their secret shame that they can never admit to publicly but which eats away at them like a worm devouring an apple core.
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>>83168809
I love women buddy I want to drink their piss and let them kick my balls.
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Sure, you might have no friends, no family that speak to you, no motivation to do anything, no hobbies, no body you can be proud of, no accomplishments, no milestone experiences, no real formative years, no socialisation, no sense of belonging, no agency, no real freedom and of course no money... BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK AMIRITE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WOW WAGIES SEETHE AND COPE MORE HAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>83168809
Tbh if you could see the shagging I've done unemployed you would lose your final grip on reality
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He dark nights ready
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>>83168846
>Sure, you might have no friends, no family that speak to you, no motivation to do anything, no hobbies, no body you can be proud of, no accomplishments, no milestone experiences, no real formative years, no socialisation, no sense of belonging, no agency, no real freedom and of course no money... BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK AMIRITE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WOW WAGIES SEETHE AND COPE MORE HAHAHAHA!!!!
Melty
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>>83168861
>Melty
absolutely no retort to be found, curious eh?
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>>83168858
Corrrrr! Sell that on CEX for a massive loss. Get in!
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>>83168871
I can see a proper retort in this thread right now, lol
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>>83168858
Knowing that Mark will one day die alone, cold, likely uncomfortable, scared and knowing deep down he was a bad person who lived a bad life is one of the things that keeps me going and lifts my spirits.
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It's you. You're a retort mate. lol
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I bodied a few lads in this thread today. Sent them flying, kek.
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>>83168858
I tried looking for a cheaper deal, but failed to find one.
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Luv argos me
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Ponce de Gibraltar will never be a personality. Sorry to say it lads but it's true. I think the lads who are trying to make him a personality need to go back to the drawing board and sketch out a different idea for a personality. Because Ponce de Gibraltar and his "Rock Hard" dad? Not going to work.
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>>83168895
He'll die as he lived lad. Draining your money. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Fucking bodied you there, lol
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Makaveli's moldy boxroom
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Wagies love writing little angry autobiographies of people they dont like, lol
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might garn bed soon, knackered af
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>>83168967
Seething little obituary of a man who isn't even dead yet, all because he has to work in a call centre or whatever while Mark gets drunk and plays the playstation.
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>>83168979
There aint enough hours in the day to get upset about what some wagies get upset about. You would think they know that better than anyone
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>>83168995
Haha yeah. I feel like we bodied him together there lad, love it. Well done.
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Really kicked the noncenest with those couple of posts eh?
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>>83168540
That seems low. I'm just an IT support grunt and make 31k. 28k for a DB admin seems really low? Have you only started in your career?
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Shoeless Turk
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>>83168556
Can you point them out?
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>>83169025
>>83169025
No mate being working 10+ years. just low wages in the northwest.
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>>83168540
Every year the central government takes 4,320 and your council will take about another 2,000 from you.
You are really making 21,680.
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>>83169060
Nothing I can do about that matey. I cant claim benefits cause there's nothing wrong with me. cant be faking autism or adhd or whatever
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>>83169058
Damn lad. I'm in the West Midlands.

A DB admin where I live would easily get minimum 35k. And that's the low end. 40 - 45k if they are experienced.
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>>83169082
>I cant claim benefits cause there's nothing wrong with me.
As if this stops people from claiming benefits...
>cant be faking autism or adhd or whatever
You literally can.

Go claim PIP lad, you can claim it while working. Just lie. If you don't you're a mug getting ripped off by the state. Fuck 'em, claim back at least some of what's yours.
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>>83169084
>>83169058
I get 40k and I have no qualifications but I work 40 hours a week.
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This recent bandwagon of pip wagies is annoying, choose a lane and stick to it
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>>83169084
>A DB admin
Are you thinking of a data analyst? All I do is just make amendments on a database mate. Nothing particuarly special., A monkey could do it. No SQL or anything if that's what you're thinking.
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>>83169116
I'm a PIP wagie, work 16 hours a day, get UC and my PIP. I make about 2.5k a month.
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Wagies on SW.
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Time for a nice hot shower I reckon.
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>>83169121
What's the plan for life after AI
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>>83169132
*a week
My bad me lads.
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>>83168050
SSM isn't winding anybody up. He's been rattled in the cage with this Marie Healy noncing shit the fat alcoholic dole spastic. The fat mong used to travel 6 hours up to Scotland just to see her fucking hell.
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>>83169132
>my PIP
Gross. Its my pip not yours. Larper.
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>>83169134
It is a communal shower
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Wops pink nips
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>>83169152
He was shagging her regularly though.
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>>83168858
>Bought his 7th ps5 to sell for beer money in 2 weeks
LOL DE LID LAD LOD, CREASING! XD
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>>83169169
The question is why was he in a relationship with a mentally unwell girl? Was he grooming her?
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>>83169170
He is running a credit scam. He doesn't pay for the PS5. He no daft lad.
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>>83169153
It is my PIP, the second it enters my bank account it's mine to spend on whatever I want. Suck my shit through a straw if you don't like it.
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>>83169183
He's hardly of sane mind himself mate.
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Just failed NoFap lads :(
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>>83169183
Are mentally unwell people not allowed to be in relationships?
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>>83169161

Nope got me own shower room in me gaff.
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You were raped by your uncles at the Star Lane gypsy encampment in the 90s.
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>>83169205
She was groomed by SSM. What does a teenager see in a 45 year old alcoholic dole dosser?
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>>83169218
Wouldn't you like to see what the other men's bodies are like?
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>>83169233
Pretty sure she was like mid 20s.
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>>83169233
Well love is mysterious lad.
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>>83169183
SSM took advantage of a mentally ill girl who was on the street begging a while later. What a vile cunt.
https://youtu.be/m8XHfaJK9o8?si=kc1dWAFtPS9VJvU1
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Nu, nu, nu thread

>>83169306
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>>83169233
She wasn't a teenager when she started dating SSM.



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