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>be me
>tiny apartment in the city
>wagecucking all day, browsing 4chan at night
>random thread pops up
>OP: RAISE CHICKENS IN YOUR APARTMENT!
>mfw what the actual fuck
>instantly reply
>I AM NOT RAISING CHICKENS IN MY APARTMENT!
>some absolute legend drops
>I already raise gallinaceous birds in my apartment.
>entire board
>why the hell would anyone raise CHICKENS in an apartment?
>another based anon
>not falling for it faggot
>thread reaches bump limit in 5 minutes flat
>half the replies are people posting fried eggs claiming "fresh from my urban coop"
>other half are pics of rotisserie chicken with "my flock after rent was due"
>mfw I'll never look at a carton of eggs the same way again
>be traumatized forever