femanon hereim single nowgiving incels a chanceexplain why i should be your girlfriendif i like you we can cam2cami can be your online gfif i like you more we can meet irl tooexplain why i should choose uill reply to whoever i feel like
>>83175617i have nothing material, im just an autist who outwardly looks like an attractive white guy, if you are overseas I can just pretend to be your bf until your green card comes through thats about it
>>83175617I ain't explaining shit. Why should I be your boyfriend?
>>83175617You should be my gf so we can play Baldur's Gate 3 together while we VC. Also I'll read for you if you want me to.
>>83175617I don't think you're choosing anyone from this thread, and I don't like the image of myself waving my arms for attention from one girl among a crowd of other guys doing the same. You need at least a few months of being single before I would date you, and you have to respect guys a little more than putting them through this kind of humiliation ritual.
>i just dumped my ex bfand then proceeded to toast your toast?
sorry i'm married
Because I am stress free. You don't have to worry about STIs, I have bitcoin money, I don't care about normy bullshit and society in general, you can talk about any controversial topic without me getting offended. My views are as you'd expect on 4chan, but I don't really believe the more zany conspiracy theories, if I'm not being edgy I just stick to the raw facts. I suppose if you are mean to me I will probably lose interest in you, not because I am particularly offended but because I will realize it is not worth wasting time on you and /r9k/ is right about bipolar roasties et cetera.. but that's about it.We can play dumb video games, watch anime and indulge in whatever nerdy stuff you want, we can bait people on 4chan and discord, I'll help you with whatever pranks you need help with. Don't expect me to care or know anything about normy popular culture.I am over 6 feet and not fat and have a full head of hair if that matters, I was told by a discord tranny I look like this guy in the middle from the series versailles, though I am slightly overweight and my nose is a bit weirder shaped but not too big, I am like this due to turboautism and a fucked up upbringing. I am in the UK and 4chan will be banned in Britain soon.
>>83175617i am brown, have pretty long hair, look androgynous, i am seeking a mommy gf.
>>83175853>I am in the UK and 4chan will be banned in Britain soon.Drama queen. Just don't use your ISP's issued DNS server, they can't do shit.
go on /soc/ you whore. He's lucky he dumped a fat pasty cunt like you who doesn't care who sees her saggy hag tits. You look like you give it up for one joint and twenty dollars. Genuinely hope you kill yourself
why do you thirsty niggers fall for the most obvious of baits o algo?
>>83175991Because in the off chance it's real, I wouldn't mind some bpd ewhore ruining my life right now, I'm pretty bored. Especially if I atleast get a few nudes out of it.
>>83175991People act like attention seeking whores don't exist on 4chan. This isn't an underground based sigma hacking group, it's a well known imageboard site home to porn addicts and trannies.
>>83175637you aren't attractive if you are willing to green card a 4chan ewhore.
>>83175617>people ITT think this is actually realHoly shit lmao.
>>83175994The chances of it being real are so miniscule that you actually have higher chances of getting a bpd whore by going to a disco >>83176013>People act like attention seeking whores don't exist on 4chan.It is easier to seek attention anywhere else>porn addicts and trannies.this being a tranny is way more likely
