I just want to have sex with a woman, Jesus fycking christ man. why is it so hard (rhetorical question)
What are you talking about? There are apps for this, you can arrange it in literally an afternoon.
>>83283191so after I make my tinder and get 0 matches then what should I do
>>83283196Surely no one gets 0 matches.
>>83283182Just hire a prostitute. I'm sure wherever you live, there are some prostitution services, whether discreet or not.Sinning is easy nowadays. But do you want to just sin, or do you want to be loved?
>>83283182what in the fuck. i just watched a chainsaw man episode and closed crunchy roll and opened 4chan, and this thread was the first thing i saw
>>83283223nta but how new are you? 80% of the board gets 0 matches
>>83283223>Surely no one gets 0 matches.There's no such thing as free sex for men. You have to work hard for sex, that is what it is be, either by paying for it or by becoming the ideal fictive "perfect man" in women's porn books.
>>83283242I simply do not believe that. If you're on those apps for any length of time your profile is shown to literally thousands of women, the company definitely wants to match you so that you go on a date and continue using the app. So for you to have 0 matches it would mean that absolutely not one woman who you found attractive felt the same way about you. It's not credible.
>>83283279Why are you baiting truecels
>>83283279>the company definitely wants to match youNope. The algorithm of dating apps works in such a way that it expects you to use them even more. Paying will give you fake matches from bots. The developers expect you to pay. However, the main selling point of these apps is to keep you engaged so you won't leave soon. Giving you a match would mean game over for the developer. The main point is to make users use the app more and not leave it. You have to give users some hope, and there may be some "free trials," but giving users full control over the app is idiotic.Trust me; I'm involved in a SaaS business.
>>83283286I'm having fun on da computer
>>83283316We're not talking about finding soulmates we're talking about nonzero matches. The only incentive for them to have users with literally zero matches is to softblock them because they are dangerous or so off-putting that their presence discourages other users from the app altogether.
>>83283348You're right that there are no literal zero matches. Different app services use fake bot matches to give you false hope. In terms of achieving sex, though, these matches are still technically 0 because you can't have sex with a bot.
>>83283362If you're matching with a bot that means that you swiped right on a bot. Don't do that!
op here. what pics do I use for tinder then? I don't have pics of myself that my friends take or anything so my only option is to use fuckboy bathroom selfies
