William the 1st AKA William the Conqueror-edish
>>83680412Phwoar gotten up me XHad a wet dreamington
>>83680412keeping 'nadians awake until you wake up again edishwhat do you think about the t chase de lids?
I am a 33 year old virgin.
>>83680430I have not watched normal TV in years lad, but I did enjoy the chase.
I am a 25 year old sex-haver.
I am Turkish.
im an a 35 year old stinki boi (clothes didnt dry properly shall change soonish)
>>83680437i am in a similar boat and all i'll say is you only get one bladder so use it while you can.
>>83680501di..did you fuck a bladder?
>>83680497what happened lad?my drier is basically my wardrobe at this point. i fear moths.
Going to Turkey to get hair plugs and veneers lads
>>83680551the tumble dryer doesn't work properly and i don't have a garden so i have to dry my clothes on a clothes horse inside which is normally fine but i must have done to much or it was to cold because they just didn't dry as i wanted. god my life is boring
Not been around these parts in a while. What ever happend to that fat seaside man you guys all used to goon over?
going to turkey to eat it
>>83680542yes, my bladder has been thoroughly FUCKED
accept cooldown britfeel. you're trying to proc endgame buffs before it's time
Got a shit load of beer in the fridge and no desire to drink it. Been there for weeks
me? just had a bath, well comfy now ta x
Foid rectum
>spliff: smoked>Tacos: consumed>Firefly: under surveillance
>>83680588captured by Trump. location currently unknown, it not right desu
>Paramount spent 6-10 million doll hairs per episode for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.>first episode got livestreamed entirely for free>peak viewership was just over 1300LLLLLMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!Fucking dead franchise confirmed. They deserve it the cunts.
>>83680686That is funny. It's a shame that every franchise is just being murdered and then the having corpse abused until the fans can't even enjoy the originals.
imagine some parallel-universe version of you, who'd had the best standards of nutrition and upbringing as a child. genetically you, just better.imagine being him.
i dont have to imagine lad
>>83680707I WILL MURDER YOUc'mere you symmetrical little git
Corrrrrr just 'membered I had Ben and Jerry's cookie dough in the freezer. Lads we are living it UP
Having a Crunchie ice cream as I fantasise about tucking a snake spirit.
now where is the hopeful escapist future?is it Avatar? i think they're trying to make it a whole 'world' like Star Trek.
>>83680767There is none, people can't comprehend a way our situation will get better. Is sad.
>>83680686Oh God. What a shame. Nuntrek is crap though. Wish they would spend the money remastering DS9 and VOY into 4K like they did with TNG and just sell the blu rays, that would be more profitable than whatever they are doing now.
Can't even approach a woman these days without being arrested.
too many snake synchronicities IMO.
God what I wouldn't give to have sex with Veronica from fallout NV. When I was doing the quests for the brotherhood of steel and her companion quest all I could think about was having sec with her. We had to explore an abandoned vault and we could have fucked in there like crazy. Don't care if the character is gay. I'd make her straight by fucking her constantly.
>>83680799It was probably Abood or VideoGameWarlord
>>83680824Wouldn't mind shagging Moira from Fallout 3 myself.
Just got from wooty training now having a wuppa. Fancy getting in a munchie box tonight. Might as well x
>>83680799in the evil spooky future it will be>Man arrested BEFORE approaching a woman then following her in York suburb
>>83680792My man, TNG remasters didn't make them any money at all and the process was painstaking due to all the effects. I'd love a remaster of DS9 and Voyager as well but I don't think it's ever gonna happen.>>83680852For me it's Piper from Fallout 4.Lids, me Australian package is already due to be delivered on Monday. Pretty fucking quick turnaround. I wasn't expecting to get it until February tbqh.
The Ruth stuff has been going on for three and a half years now. Time really does fly by.
>>83680870footy code word for noncing paedo lad?
>>83680870What are you training for?
>>83680870Just ordered a pizzza and wrap, oh aye x
>>83680843Very brown sounding names to me.
>>83680911he'll be playing for england in the world cup of course
>>83680893Corrrr remember when people actually thought he was English?
For me, it's Piper
>>83680925Abood is definitely brown, VideoGameWarlord is a white man.
>>83680916Get in there lid. We all deserve a little now and then in life x
>>83680911He plays football with a bunch of mongs lol. I mean literally a bunch of mentally disableds, he's probably the best one there, since he fakes having a disability to get money.
helper is a confirmed paedophile and all who defend him are nonce protectors
>>83680872A scary future for Britain indeed.
>>83680958>since he fakes having a disability to get money.Not for long lad :-P a brown envelope will be with him very soon :-D
Only went and got another scratchcard didn't I. Last one for this week. Cutting it right down I am.
he's training in the new lads, Bend It Like Beckham style
>>83680958>Welper is a retard>Welper isn't a retardSchrodingers retard
>>83680974Very based. I wonder if we'll get a meltdown or he'll try to hide it.
>>83680987He's already said recently he'd deny it, I wouldn't be surprised if he's had the letter already. That's why he's off the booze, saving his pennies as he'll need them when bennies are stopped
>>83680985I've never said he's a retard. He's very functional and intelligent and could get a job any time he wants.
>>83680985He's a retard in that he's a fucking dumb loser, but he's not technically clinically mentally retarded (nor does he have any other clinical disability).
>hyphen gimmickbut will it last?
>>83681007a-l-r-i-g-h-t there sean lad?
>>83681005He's a parasite to society and needs gassing.
choon posting hours is it sir?may even partake in a jig myself, it is the weekend is it not?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsE9iXoXB6s
spastic mongboy.
>>83680911>>83680958>he's probably the best one thereHe is
>>83681031Yep, I agree, a useless eater.
I will never work because the police notes arrests without any conviction on the DBS check. It's over for me.
>>83680958>>83681046HHL scores on legit retards than brags about it here
Another 2 squid win. Pays for the next one though so get in.
>>83681052But didn't you stalk or rape a girl or something? You don't get that stuff on your file for no reason.
>>83681052Timpson's often hire people with criminal records, don't think they have any branches in Turkey though
>>83681102It doesn't matter what it was. If you never get convicted it shouldn't go on the DBS...but it does. I'll just have to claim disability for the rest of my life.
>>83681094This was the goalkeeper
>>83681116I don't have a fucking criminal record. That's the fucking point. Fuck the DBS. I may as well start being a criminal.
A single person scoring seven goals in a football match is just admitting that you're not really playing football, you're in sports therapy.
Fuck my life it's Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>83681015nah i'm that wonky lad wot's on that ket>>83681052not right, request a None Recorded.
>>83681142You stalked a poor lass and wouldn't leave her alone. Potential employers need to know that.
That's a hard 24.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-mum-swindled-30000-dementia-33227520
>>83681136bragging about scoring against some spacker... grim.
>>83681159They will disclose other info because they hate me "wasting" their time.
>>83681136Their gk is actually cross-eyed
>>83681178hahahahahah proper spacker club that is hahahahah sean is a fucking freak.
>>83681162No not at all. They just didn't want me night walking and women feeling "scared" when I start my street photography.
>>83681178He got that retard strength though
>>83681178Spastic FC
>>83681195Holy cope. You were creeping around at night taking pictures of women and you scared them.
>>83681195Why take photos of women at night?If you use a flash, they'll see you and if you don't you can't see owt in the photo.
>>83681178What kind of disability does the lad on the right have?
>>83681212That's not really a crime. The world isn't just for women. I should be allowed to take photos in public.
You couldn't run around for 90 minutes lmao
>>83681253Can you give me any tips. The perf photos I take of women in public never turn out well, but I'm always worried about getting caught so they're with bad angles and blurred
That's the Munchie box ordered. It Friday xFresh start tomorrows.
Everyone of those lads is in better condition than you
>>83681262neither does spastic FC lad in the north east ability counts league
>>83681262I actually ran a half marathon once
mongboy fc
Our Helper lad has swapped alcoholism and drugs for gambling.
>>83681270I don't do that. I just like to bait the police and waste their time (as they waste my time too). They think arresting me deters me. The process is the punishment.
Only normies play sports. I haven't left my house for 8 years. Normiefags need to get out my safe space.
>>83681297>oncelmfao
>>>/p/don't mind me, just re-reminding myself that 4chan has a photography board.nowt wrong with photography. it a ART, even.
>>83681311>I haven't left my houseYou mean your parents house, right?
>>83681331Taking pictures of women in public without their permission is not art.
>>83681346Uhhh yes it is mate
>>83681339Well, yes but it will be mine one day when they're gone. Though if I'm being honest I'll probably just kill myself when they die because I'll be too anxious to deal with bills, maintenance ect... I can't even answer the door when there's a delivery.
I want a shag, but getting an escort makes me nervous just thinking about it. Gonna have to get the ex on a flight over.
At this point, she's having a gap life. Lazy woman with rich parents. How exactly does this cow contribute to society?
>>83681350what is this new HelperLore?
>>83681357Do you have an example of your "art" then
>He has hundreds of photos of Sean saved on his computerLOL
It the early morning (2am) in Wareham. Seaside getting a little exercise in as currently he's too fat and slow to really outrun any significant amount of crackheads then he off to bed. He want to find a proper new house but he got to get prepared for such a venture. Beers and bacon for breakfast when he goes to bed.
>>8368138240 year old single mothers on tattle life SEETHING, it lush x
>>83681299>size of that trophy
>>83681178he's called "hawk eye" his cross eyes grant him vision beyond that of a mortal man
>>83681395No lad it's mine and it's private. Make your own art.
Remember when Ruby bragged about getting her own cottage at 18? Funny how that video is nowhere to be seen on her channel these days. Privileged little brat that doesn't want adult responsibilities.>>83681405Can't blame them to be honest. Ruby would end up the same way if she wasn't born to wealthy parents. She'd kill herself if she had to do an honest day's work at the assembly line.
>>83681429I've tried it just never turns out well. That's why I need tips.
>>83681405Meanwhile you are simping for a youtube roastie with a freak mutant "scary movie" thumb on a message board with 5 incels in their 30s. Nice one big lad
Ewwwwww mate
>>83681350One of seans spacker pals?
>>83681346It could be considered street photography but the intent dictates whether it is street photography or stalking/harassment. In this case it's neither because he's never done it, but if he were to what he dreams of the intent would make it stalking/harassment, not art.
Rather be 40 year old single mum than a smelly incel or a bitch with a toe as a thumb
>>83681478ex gf had thumbs like thisKEKAROOOOO
>>83681478Wtf ewwwwww she's like Robin Ince
>>83681399You're fuming and it is LUSH x
>>83681405Imagine simping for this you fucking ugly mong lmao x
>>83681473Imagine shagging her with your neet loser cock.
Why the fuck should I work? I was born in this shit country, expected to slave and never get laid, travel etc. Fuck that. I take your taxes just like the single "stay at home" mums on bennies. fuck being a slave. women can start doing the shit jobs for once.
>>83681178Couldn't they at least get Big Baz a pair of footie boots
Imagine paying 20p for big mac sauce. They're fucking having a laugh aren't they?
>>83681489It's called clubbed thumb
Fuck sake he misread his stupid watch wrong and he slept through the afternoon. Now he got to be up all night learning how to hotwire cars and change their headlights as he not sleepy. He garn neck some sleeping pills later on and get some proper sleep then it off to hunt out more beer and bacon. He feel a little safer now he has some boards on the windows and curtains up on all of them, won't be giving the crackheads any opportunity.
>Murderer's thumb - also called shovel thumb, toe thumb, Dutch thumb, hammer thumb, stub thumb, and potter's thumb
Munchie box arrived and it's lush x
>>83681589pre noncing meal paedoboy?
>>83681589Greedy to eat all that. You'll end up with your teeth all grey.
>>83681575If I was in charge we'd remove that from the gene pool.
>>83681589I'm jelly lad giz a bit
>>83681589PHWOOOOOAAAAAR and he fucking means LUSH x
>>83681589That is too much food for one person you greedy bastard. And it's night time, not dinner time.
>>83681589enjoy it while it lasts little lad. that brown letter is coming soon and you have to read what it says
Laura is probably sucking off her boyfriend right now.
>>83681541>order your stuff>get to the last window>"alri mate can i get some of that big mac sauce">they just give you the big mac sauceSauce has always been like this at maccys
>>83681646She's had cum in her mouth so many times. Whenever you see a young woman, she's had cum in her mouth, and penises down her throat.
>>83681611I'll leave ya a few chippy wippies lid.>>83681617Whatever is leftover will be necked tomorrows.
>>83681589corrrwagies tucking into a pot noodle half boiled in their own piss cause they can't afford hot water x
>>83681657Seems like a good idea. Will tell mum to do that next time. They always forget the sauces when you specify them in the app thing.
Seaside eating good, a whole roasted cabbage with lots of corned beef and tomato paste. It lush, it filling. He got that hearty appetite trait so he get hungry extra quick.
>>83681677Don't tell me you've been paying for sauce all this time lad
we definitely need a zomboid server
all i need is this bad boy i'm necking right now.>250ml milk>two scoops Slimfast>three (3) coffee cubesit doesn't look like much, but i have SOLVED food.
>>83681589Phwoar lid
Actually trembling with rage right now. HelperLad should NOT be allowed to enjoy big takeaways. I work my arse off and can't even afford to order out.
>>83681720It's not right. This cannot last. He's building up a very big karmic debt which will come back to haunt him.
had to throw my pot noodle away in rage. It's not right Helper is eating as good as he is, I can barely afford heating.
>>83681720Why do you go on anon everynight and post this shit? Are you really that sad? Put the trip back on.
>>83681720Haha wagie scum you are lower than shit x
>>83681745Cope on slave cunt x
Corr fancy getting in a webab now HHL style.
>>83681698The normal sauces are free thankfully.
>>83681720Frank Grimes arc.
>>83681754You're seething that much you're samefagging lad, proper trogladyte behaviour.
>>83681771it's not a new thing he does this every night
>>83681759Go for it lid. You only live once x
what does /pol/ think of HHL? it's not a board i tend to visit tbhaiche.was surprised about Tilde on /int/. just assumed they'd hold her in higher esteem.
>>83681815They think of Josh more... and he's a proxynonce.. so...
Corr am well stuffed nows. Too much scran for one person x
>>83681830Corrrr not joshy la x
>>83681720I don't understand the "takeaway is a luxury" meme. It's mostly eaten by poor people and is bad for you. Why are people jealous of this?
>>83681859It's expensive. If you eat takeaways regularly then 2 things are happening:1. You are wasting your money2. You have money to wasteIt's point 2 which is annoying when people on benefits who never work are eating takeaways every night.
I know one thing for certain. Josh would spark spackerboy out.
>>83681815he's a well respected member of /chug/keeps both sides in the loop
we got them herbal wuppas on timeoh aye x
>>83681815There's a lot of failed britpol personalities who crawled over here after being rejected there. HHL aka SGA, Shippy, Lollers, Chika all tried and failed to make it on pol first
If I never had me hidden disability I would have worked all me life
>>83681915Chika the gay paedo who is afraid of racists and sexists tried to make it on /pol/ first?
>>83681928Chika was a full blown unironic MAGA citizen of Kekistan type of lad in 2017. Pipe down and check the lorechives next time.
>>83681945Really? What the hell happened to him? Too many dicks up the butt and the parasites changed his personality?
>>83681915cor. still mad to me there's this "/pol/-first" approach to 4chan now rather than everyone crapping up /b/.FUCK politics and FUCK anime, that's what i say.
>>83680412how do i get weed as a friendless sperg, need something to replace alcohol with
>>83681962Yeah back when he namefagged. He is now "post-political".
>>83681262have run multiple marathons. ran the last one in 3h8. training for one in March at the moment where I'm aiming for sub 3.
>>83682002He's always been a paedo then. Maybe that was the most important thing for him.
>>83681898Been nicking teabags from posh hotels again?
>>83681815he failed on britpol and has failed here, he's a loser
>>83682002corrr to think he was just a spry young man off to university, full of hopes and dreams.there's some teenager lurking, right now: you, this is your future.
>>83681986You can actually just buy it on the clearnet these days. Best way to find it is by checking trust pilot reviews, as they tend to be genuine. Think I found one by searching bud UK or something like that.
LAST scratchcard of the week. Cutting it right downs after this.
>>83682036He's king of spacker football. Show some respect.
>>83682045This is trump territory and you better get used to it x
>>83682033no, I have a job. which means I can buy things I like. it's class x
>>83682077Wow chika was based before. Now he's a gay whiny fag.
>>83682073doubt the spackers want to associate with him either to be honest
>>83680980>Only went and got another scratchcard didn't I. Last one for this week. Cutting it right down I am.>>83682052>LAST scratchcard of the week. Cutting it right downs after this.You swapped one addiction for another.You aren't winning the lottery. You need to wise up to the letter you received from the DWP. There won't be a magical rescue.
I want to stab myself in the neckI could end this shit right now
>>83682091>letter you received from the DWPHe's under investigation and it's LUSH x
Might get on that scratchcard grind HHL style.
>>83682077yeah we all said stupid shit on 4chan when we were teenagers. thankfully most of my posts are gone forever (r-right?)/p/ link earlier got me lurking, saw >>>/p/4442110actually pretty cool. are 'dollfags' a thing? need a qrd from Crosslad/Lollers/someone.
>>83681879I've been on benefits since 2011 and consistently the more money I have, the less takeaways I eat. I started on 220 a month and I remember buying 3 quid chicken and chips almost every day. Now I'm on 740 a month I buy fresh groceries and cook it regularly.
Won fuck all on that scratchcard. Never mind they can't all be winners. Garn grind some Fortnite for a bit nows x
Only poorfags cook. I order a slave to deliver it to my lair.
The poorest thing you can do is eat goyslop delivered by an African.
BURN EVERYTHINGLIKE GASOLINE BURN EVERYTHINGOH, BURN EVERYTHINGI JUST CAN'T CHANGEBURN EVERYTHINGBURN EVERYTHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
I've decided. I want to put my big willy in a little woman.
>>83682242Costs more money than cooking though? I have deliveroo plus gold. Guessing you can't afford it?
I got that on time guarantee. 5 quid credit if they're a millisecond late. Poorfags chopping onions lmao x
had homemade pesto with pasta for me din dins. it was lush. tastes so much better than the muck you get out of jars
spackerboy getting sanctioned?LUSH x
>>83682153This isn't as pathetic as collecting other posters posts in screenhots and pictures of them.
anxiety been killing me, gonnae wean myself off the waffeine and go for the decaf woffee and woft drinks
>>83682282Can't even afford jars lol. Scrounger x
ffs just made myself two sosij and bean melts from farmfoods and they're WANK. not even close to the iceland ones.
Some people here have never even seen a horse vagina in person.
anyone here ever lived in or been to America?i know it's a big place, but aren't they all chummy about religion? might be nice way to frendsmaxx.
>>83682333picrel sean lad?
>>83682305what are you on about lad? I bought the ingredients and made the pesto myself because it is 4x more lush than a shitty jar
>>83682327and i SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.does worry me the way lasses talk about dogs sometimes. that's not a 'thing' like a dildo, it's a dog, EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX WITH DOGS
>>83682355Lol poorfag cope x
Thinking bout them scratchcards me x
>>83682377Only women. Men aren't really into that.
>>83682377Lad, please don't come near my dog, he's innocent.
I smell like a woman and I'm feeling dandy
>>83682405Next scratchcard could be the one de lid
>>83682078Well I was suggesting you were frequenting posh hotels so that's quite nice in the first place. Enjoy lad, for me it's teapigs camomile. I just like the pyramid bags that pg tips gave up on because they're pussies.
PaedoBoy the UK PAEDO
>>83682449We all scratchgrind in life x
Seaside finally get a lick of rest. The last day he's been hard at work clearing out the area of crackheads. He give them a taste of his fucking hammer alright he'll fucking kill ya. Wareham is still dangerous but he's no longer as anxious as he was before, he even get some planks and some nails so he can start barricading up the new gaffe he broke into. He been filling the cupboards with food and he'll cook some dinner soon with lots of butter.Turning off infection and making zombie attacks deadlier was definitely the best choice in this run, the crackheads can still kill you very easily but I'm not having my run ended because some crawler scratched my shin and gave me a death sentence.He wish he had a gun and some ammo but he's happy with his hammer and spear at the moment. His biggest need right now is scratch cards, once this apocalypse blows over he wants to be quids in and that would be lush!
>>83682485>His biggest need right now is scratch cards, once this apocalypse blows over he wants to be quids in and that would be lush!Are you basing this off me in real time?
>>83682518https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Scratch_TicketThis a Seaside World de lid.
>>83682528>https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Scratch_TicketLush that x
>>83682518I'll send you some scratch cards if you like
>>83682518HelperLad did you forget that the entire world is a computer game you're in?p.s. check ur post ;)
Paedoboy and his brown DWP letter it's LUSH
don't really understand why you lot seem so obsessed with himyou can just post on /brit/ if you want a place free from him because he's clearly not affected
>>83682678Upset little lad?
Wooze? No thanks m8 got me wanta worange here and it's lush x
Might spunk some coin on this and get liminal in beddingtons tonight. Cba for Fortnite xhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2453060/Dreamcore/
>>83682678nice try, but i won't be going to one of those forrin boards.just served a 3-day ban from /tg/. lad was saying Harry Potter doesn't have a consistent magic system. i gave him what-for.
>>83682752you weren't even an alcoholic to begin with de lad. you just love attention
>you weren't even an alcoholic to begin withNever claimed I was. It was always trolls who called me an alcoholic. My problem was binge drinking when I did drink not constant daily drinking Makaveli style.
>>83682934You are an alcoholic lad. Trolls are claiming otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt2eUjGKFAAsloptube mash-up of some DVD extras shitebut i wonder where where that 'Eunice' is now and whether she's still a she.
>>83682934HelperLad the Yanklass' bitchman
>>83682902i felt attacked by this, and it wasn't aimed at me. (t. alcoholic, maybe a narcissist? must investigate further.)>>83682934>>83682939HelperLad you can call yourself whatever but at the end of the day the body doesn't NEED the wooze and you are a healthier person without it.gets boring though.
>>83682934Paedoboy better watch your back
>>83682972>HelperLad you can call yourself whatever but at the end of the day the body doesn't NEED the wooze and you are a healthier person without it.True lid. 13 days no wooze today. Last ciggy wiggy was 5 weeks ago. We making them positive changes in life x
That roastie from earlier is probably off getting her hole filled now
also known as cost cutting because his bennies are embargoed
i disagree with HelperLad's views but i consider him a friend because he is a friendly person.he is just a troubled man (almost wrote 'young') and that's that. want him, you'll have to come through me.
Ice cold Stella would be lovely right now though
>>83683072I'll penetrate him through you
>smackhead mate from Manchester is sending me pics of his linesRather him than me x
>>83683044fuckin ell didn't know you were on the baccy. good job getting off it, nasty stuff.we thwart r demons. one day at a time x
>>83683138Only smoked when I drank and even then it wasn't everytime I drank just now and then but yeah it's another nasty wabit I don't need in life x
>>83683180Any vices or addictions you don't have at this point?
Haven't smoked in about 10 minutes me
Feel quite tired nows garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons til I fall asleeps. Waking up with a hangover in the morning might be you but it not for me.
>>83683214Fresh start tomorrows lid.
You may be sober, Helper, but you're still an alcoholic. I don't say that as an insult, it's merely a fact. I've watched you binge drink yourself into a stupor for years in between bouts of sobriety. I think you just have an addictive personality, lid. I'm the same. That's why I quit the demon drink completely though I still feel it in the back of my mind all the time.
