Hey foids, let's imagine it's 2009 again, you just discovered haIfchan and learned the esiest way to gain the attention you've always dreamed of (We may even give you a cute nickname to stay in the annals of 4chan forever) is camwhoring.So go ahead and show us your boobs! But be remember to obey the rules! (However we'll still be fine with just a timestamped face pic for the beginning as long as you deliver later on)
It just hurts, I wish we could go back
>>83681502>But be remember to obey the rulesESL >>>/out/this is illegal on r9k idiot do it on /b/
>>83681502that's a tranny althoughbeit
making a new thread is fastest way to survey people's feelings about you
>>83681502not allowed on this board broi don't like it either but if we don't do this we will be spammed with the same 3 dumb whores all day
>>83681555I love whores though, can we petition to have the rule changed?
>>83681565Loving camwhores is my thing get your own thing. I am NOT a rule breaker and don't want to be confused for you, a common criminal.
>>83681565i don't think you realize how bad it would getwe would have OF whores spamming
>>83681634>we would have OF whores spammingNah, robots wouldn't pay; this would deter OF hookers.
>>83681693you thinks that stops them from shitting up every part of the internet where this is allowed?who do you think is buying this shit anyway?desperate sad lonely khhv like this boardfucking erping with some indian in their OF dms
>>83681502that rule was already on its deathbed by thenyou have to go before chanology
>>83681502I'm old and unc tier (auntie tier maybe I don't know) but there's a timestamp post of my tits AND FACE lol floating around the archives.I almost never see it posted anymore. It was a better time
>>83681934You could make a comparision shot now, let us see what 15 years did to your body!
>>83681502Foids didnt announce they were foids unless they were tourists from facebook like you, fag
>>83681973I could, but I won't lol
>>83681996Camwhore used to do, or better said they posted their face in OP. The success rate was astonishing with these kinds of posts, about 80 % ended up as a win in these days.
if everyone who has posted in this thread so far died the world would be a better place.
>>83682016Than gtfo, I guess.
>>83682030t. didn't browse old /b/
>>83682032no lol nobody does that shit
>>83682030This also includes you, retard
>>83681538>do it on /b/Those guys that hang out over there nowadays would probably call me a weirdo.
>>83682037kek this isn't even close to the worst shit that was posted on old /b/
but moids here call women whores for everything '-'then expect us to post boobs
>>83682068>call women whores for everything>then expect us to post boobsExactly! Know your place, foid!
>>83682068literally. they call us attention whores for existing...
>>83682068You just musn't take 'whore' as an insult but embrace your true nature. Remember, EVERY woman is a whore!
why are there so many women on this board anywayim convinced not all of you are larpersdo you just come here to be a retard like the rest of us or what
>>83682103In conclusion: Show us your boobs NOW!
>>83682103I don't wanna be one anymore>>83682113I love being a retarded retard
>>83682030Go meet up with other normalfags, I heard they hang out on >>>/b/ these days.
>>83682134>I love being a retarded retardunderstandable
>>83682068I don't mean to interject into your simp off you have going in this thread but avoid women who post like this see the little emoticon They are not worth the time or effort for the inevitable ghosting you will receive You would be better off getting blood from a stone
>>83682134>I love being a retarded retardSo do something extraordinarily retarded and post your boobs, ... again.
>>83682174'-' can't i post emoticons anymore :<and who said that I'd even add someone from here :3
>>83682184Its red flag behavior for women on this site .like I said 4 replys the ghost the simps here won't care but this is for wise anons who listen
>>83682184You will add me because I am the best and you will never be as happy without me as you would with me. disc:
can smell the smegma coming from the dudes in here
>>83682222Very disappointed that girls don't like dick stink
>>83682219>Its red flag behavior for women on this siteNah, emojis are just general foid behaviour.
>>83682222Eat my dick cheese, faggot
>>83682219I use it bc it's cute and it's easier to recognize me I guess.... :]>>83682222awe man I don't like smelly guys
>>83682222And off to normieland >>>/b/ !!!
>>83682222quads of truth orz
>>83682232Do you like fish stink?>>83682246>it's easier to recognize meIn that case: Stop namefagging!
>>83682257>Stop namefagging!ermwhatsthat
>>83682257If it's from a woman yeah in general it's a mild annoyance
>>83682287https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/namefag#English
>>83682319so I should put a name? or continue using my unique texting skills :<
>>83682339Put a name so I can follow you from thread to thread asking you to look at my deformed penis
>>83682339they're just mad that you're a woman posting on the internet
>>83681502there is a case going to SCOTUS now that will require incels to post timestamped dick pics damned Constitution..
>>83682016I'm unc tier now too, and the older I get, the more I appreciate the beauty of women my age aging as I do. If you're not taken yet, can we be aunt and unc, or should I wizard out?
>>83682339How dumb are you, roastie?You are NOT supposed to namefag, like at all. Meaning: No name, no distinguishable emojis, ..,There might be ONE exceptionn for that: If you go ahead and post your boobs!
>>83682354You are on r9k, what would you expect?
>>83682376i used to fuck a girl that browsed this boardthoughts?
>>83682353I don't wanna look at your dih>>83682354true true anon>>83682371why shouldn't I? :> :< :> :<
>>83682407Did she have BPD?Nethertheless: How did you meet her?
>>83682424>I don't wanna look at your dihIt's so deformed I know you want to see it. Doesn't even look like a dick. Looks like an amphibian.
>>83682426>Did she have BPD?no but she had some other mental retardationmet her in a totally unrelated place
>>83682424>why shouldn't I? :> :< :> :<I think you should call >>>/soc/ your new home.Maybe SMA would fit you, or rather HGT?
>>83682436>in a totally unrelated placeYou mean reddit?If irl: Where do I have to go to meet foids that hang out on /r9k/?
>>83682435how did that happen lol>>83682444what's sma and hgt
>>83682435>Doesn't even look like a dickI'm not her, I'm a guy. No homo. But you're making me curious...
>>83682457>what's sma>>>/soc/34530438>and hgt>>>/soc/34609687And next time do your own fucking research!
>>83681502mods will refuse to remove this thread but they ban me for even thinking about posting my cock on here. fucked up.
>>83682454i don't browse redditsome of the fembots use duolicious it's a gay femcel dating appwas online, in a very niche internet subculture related thing and we figured out from talking that we lived close to each other
>>83682366no I'm taken but good luck
>>83682457>how did that happen lolSchizo mother put an emulsion blender on it when I was a babby. Plastic surgery was not as good then. Could get it repaired better but I'm an obese wizard what's the point>>83682473Sent it to a fembot one time and she ghosted me for three days. Came back said it was disgusting but sent me tits as an apology. Win?
>>83682486You actually fucked a foid off duo?!Hilarious? Did she take your virginity?
>>83682480erm oki thanks I'm not into posting nudes tho>>83682495I wanna see post it
>>83682495>Schizo mother put an emulsion blender on it when I was a babby.what the FUCKin FUCK
>>83682484Well, not a single whore did deliver in here ... yet>thinking about posting my cock on herebtw. I think I also have a board that fits you better: >>>/lgbt/
>>83682502>Did she take your virginity?no, i lost that when i was like 15have been browsing this site for too long, not an inceldidn't meet her through duo but it exists
>>83682507>I wanna see post itNo I'll get banned and r9k is all I have. If I lose this I'll just sit and rot all day. I already know everyone is going to be mean anyway
>>83682495>Sent it to a fembot one time and she ghosted me for three days. Came back said it was disgusting but sent me tits as an apology.Hell, where do you all find those foids???
>>83682530post it on catbox like everyone else why is everyone a fucking newfag these days
>>83682507>'m not into posting nudes tho>I wanna see post itThat sounds like some very weird kind of double standards!
>long ass thread>no tits posted
>>83682550>where do you all find those foids???r9k>>83682553I wanted to send it privately I don't want to post here where it's going to be reposted forever. I hate seeing it I only wanted to know what her reaction to it would be and see if I got sympathy tits again
>>83682529>didn't meet her through duoWhere did you meet her than ffs?
just picked my nose and pulled out a nice big booger :)
>>83682557The simp experience Ghosting is next
i wonder if fembots lurk these threads to compare their titsthere was one on /lgbt/ the other day with like 100 tits postedlegit troons having a cock measuring contest
>>83682530>No I'll get banned and r9k is all I haveJust learn to reboot your router ffs.
>>83682566i already explained it was a very niche interest that we were both into, and we got to talking and figured out we lived close to each otherthere is no secret here dudemy experience was extremely rare
>>83682491I tried my luck. And I failed.Now back to the sky fortress I go.
>>83682068>but moids here call women whores for everything '-'>then expect us to post boobsWomen:All Men are pigs, I wish I had a bf
>>83682557Just as expected in 2026...Hm ... let's try>summon Nurias a call of last ressort
>>83682556I'm curious about weird looking dicks and I'm interested in sb soo I won't post tits you retard
To any fembots lurking is camwhoring something you want to try? Not in this thread in general
>>83682613>I'm curious about weird looking dicksAnd I'm curious in Robot-foid tits!
I already did, many times her and on soc, probably some anon have the pics because I am too lazy to upload them and don't want to get banned yada yadaJust warning that I am not glamourous or super hot or anything and you get saggy tits
>>83682658I've seen them pretty nice
>>83682576Link to the thread, am curious But it was real women or men in dresses with their gynecomastia kek
>>83682658>and don't want to get banned yada yadaThan just post them on >>>/soc/ and share the thread no here. The /soc/ folks will probably be happy as well.
How about we trade, anonchenko? You show your dick first>I hate the new pizza captcha
>>83682675go check the archive was like 2 days ago iircop was like "well how big are your tits tranny?" with a smug cat pic
>>83682690Unless yours sag not interested
>>83682633I'm interested in your circumcision
>>83682690>I hate the new pizza captchaThat's the easiest one, but the fucking stars are so awful!
>>83682762That won't work out as I'm not circumcised
>>83682697It was four days ago and it's all men
>>83682817pic relatedinb4 >jewssssssssssss
>>83682817dw it happens soon. it was a threat not an attempt at flirting.
>>83682658>Just warning that I am not glamourous or super hotMisleading warning because you are both.
>>83682875Nah, the hair goes all around it, I'm not 14 anymore.
>>83682113I like observing you guys. It's like being at the zoo. Sometimes you guys are funny on accident.
>>83683020>fembot watching us like fish in an aquarium
>>83683020You wouldn't happen to be a content creator are you
>>83683020Want to observe me shitting into my hand and throwing it at your face?
>>83682113some of you are incredibly poetic
>>83683201second example I'm so original i will be stealinh every joke
