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Almost the weekend wagie frens, 1 last push, you can do it.
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ive not had a job in over 10 years
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>>83730221
What do you claim for instead lad?
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Secured that Ang Lee box set from Australia along with Running on Karma from the Eureka sale. Watched Red Sorghum (1988) last night. The Chinks really fucking hate the Japs. Can't blame them, the Japanese were fucking mental during WW2.
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>>83730221
I've not not had a job in ten years. Miss unemployment but I do like having money.
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>>83730208
That you feel street lad? Do you have a plain feel street template by any chance?
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I remember feeling like a right sad lad watching London 2012 in my early days of being a NEET seeing all those happy young people enjoying themselves.
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New bread? New bread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA
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>>83730252
I'm not the anon saying they'll make a new image. This is an old one from ye olde times. I just have some old images, there's no template or anything.
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For all the NEETs here:
1. Do you live off bennies, savings or mum and dad?

2. Why are you a neet? Honestly, not the bullshit made up mental health to issue you have to the job centre. I mean is it because you just do not fancy working or because you cannot take orders from a superior?

3. Do you feel guilty about sponging off the taxpayer?

4. What were you like in school? Normal, neek, or did you get sent out a lot by the teacher?
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NEETs won x
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>>83730295
1. Bennies
2. Legit self harming issue. Have scars everywhere. Really scared my parents and doctor. Tried to an hero.
3. I do not. The world is a horrible dog eat dog place. Everyone is a cunt including me so why should I pretend otherwise.
4. Not disruptive just did not do much at all. Did nothing. Just refused to work.
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How come Ruthmong isn't on benefits yet?
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>>83730313
Because the DWP haven't opened up job centres in Turkey yet. Given how this government works they probably will soon though.
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GCHQ nonces are itt trying to farm information for their Westminster spastic bosses on why people aren't working.
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>>83730295
1. Bennies
2. MS made it so I'm incontinent
3. Yes
4. Neek (but that wasn't a word back then) until 14 when my dad died, then I just gave up, started fucking about, drugs blahblahblah
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>>83730319
They know exactly why people aren't working, they just don't care because it's a way to secure voter patronage.
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>>83730311
>2. Legit self harming issue. Have scars everywhere. Really scared my parents and doctor. Tried to an hero.
But this isn't really a reason is it? I think the question that lad was getting at is what's your motivation, in which case yours is just 'I don't want to work', right? Plenty of self-harmers can and do have jobs.
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>>83730295
1. Bennies
2. Fired and arrested for being racist and abusive. Cannot get a job.
3. Get tae fuck
4. Punched a teacher in the face once. Cunt had it coming. Got excluded multiple times. Learned fuck all.
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>>83730295
1. Live with mum.
2. Cannot be fucked with working.
3. I give no shits.
4. Hated school fucking gay cunts telling others what to do and shit. Cannot be doing with any of that shite.
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>these are the people that tell you that working isnt worth it

Jesus tap dancing christ lads
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Might try out some new gimmicks over at /brit/ later today
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>>83730353
Why would a NEET care? A wagie would know a job isn't worth the hassle, but sometimes you've got to do it.
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>>83730295
1. Currently with mum and dad.
2. Got convicted of sexual assault and had to go to an open prison for a bit. Got diagnosed with mental health issues there. Got on bennies when the sentence finished. Still registered sex offender and my picture is on some website that tracks sex offenders.
3. Cannot do anything because nobody will give me a job. Out of my hands. Have to go on bennies.
4. I was a bit of a bully tbqh.
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Amazing how being a useless, feckless, unmotivated, violent loser who refuses to engage or follow simply instructions somehow results in being unable to get work. Hmmmm, who would've thought?
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All of a sudden I'm actually quite pleased with my wagie lifestyle, thanks lads
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>>83730361
All you cunts ever talk about is how you wont work because you are super special and can see that its clearly just better to rot in your childhood boxroom until you expire
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>>83730364
>Got diagnosed with mental health issues there.
Frankly I'd be shocked if there was a single person in the prison system that didn't have some kind of "diagnosis". It's such a transparent scam.
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>>83730380
>All you cunts ever talk about is...
No it's not.
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Shall be doing the thing now X
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>>83730295
1. Bennies
2. Just hate working. Tbqh. Think I do have mental issues but I amp it up deliberately for the lovely disability benefit.
3. No. I do not care about society.
4. Hated school since reception. Teacher told me to line up and I thought why should I? I will walk where I damn well want. Hated it since early on. Always been badly behaved.
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One of the upsides of office work is that you get to speak to fit lassies that wouldn't give you the time of day outside of work, but because you're colleagues you get to talk and laugh with them. It's great content for the wankbank.
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The NEETs are all asocial immoral cunts without a conscience. No surprise there then.
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>>83730389
Let us know how it goes lad x
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>>83730408
Shut up wagie faggot. Bet you suck your boss cock for more money cunt.
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>>83730407
Not the case for me, I work in IT for an engineering company so it's like 95% male. There was a fit girl in my office but she left last year. I think there's maybe two girls that work on the site that I'd fuck and I'd have to be drunk for one of them. Sad state of affairs.
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Just want rIad back
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>>83730416
Thank you for proving my point. Most of you need locking up in a secure facility. Not only do you have no morals, you have anger issues. You can't fit into society.
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He's desperate to cause an argument. Moved from HHL back to ruthlad, and now trying the NEET v wagie routine.
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>>83730407
I have no idea where the fit lasses are tbqhwy lad. Every job I've ever had it's been nothing but overweight 50+ year old catladies who wear shawls to the office. Jo Brand types. Fucking gross.
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>>83730423
wonder how he fills his time without youtube
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>>83730423
he's gone for good

got married to helen
got a full time job at screwfix
moving to cornwall next year
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>>83730424
Low testosterone beta weak response. Real men take no fucking orders from others so real men do no work
Fucking waggie low test fag like you would never understand. I will bang your gf whilst you work for you boss cuck boy wagie
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Oh look, he's excessively using full stops again. What a big bore.
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CONFESSION TIME

CONFESS YOUR SINS

WHAT ARE YOU MOST ASHAMED OF MY CHILD?
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If SSM can turn his life around, you can too.
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>>83730438
At work I go in the toilet and have a wank to porn on my phone virtually every day. Double door so nobody will know.
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>>83730428
Not really much of a fight though is it?
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>>83730431
>a full time job at screwfix
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>>83730434
Kek good one. I assume you're parodying because you can't possibly be genuine with this post. Real men indeed.
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>>83730435
You spend so much time here that's something that you notice? Sad!
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>>83730449
Why are you calling wagies cock suckers?
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>>83730444
They know. Women can smell it on you.
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Real men spoof disabilities to earn slightly less than minimum wage
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>>83730443
I bet he's still getting drunk and eating takeaways.
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>>83730453
You don't read posts?
That's a bit weird.
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>>83730457
That is what they are, slaves, but without any rights.
You could drop dead at work, they'd not be bothered about it, your job would be advertised within the hour.
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Woah, he's fast!
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Best webm ever produce by britfeel coming through lads.
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>>83730434
>I will bang your gf whilst you work for you boss cuck boy wagie

will you now lad? i'll spark you out on sight.
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>>83730469
Dunno, we'd be quite upset at work if the tuck shop manager died.
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>>83730470
Pretty impressive for a 20 stone man in his 50s!
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>waggie
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>>83730477
Prefer beehive.webm
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>Fucking waggie
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>>83730492
>>83730503
LE TYPING ERROR LOOOOOL CREASING AND HOWLING HAHA
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Lovely makeup and lovely short skirt
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XKo1DdjTexQ

She does not seem to hate men as well. Probably will change.
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>typo melty
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>>83730469
we will have a national day of mourning for you lad eh?

You could drop dead in the bennies office, they'd not be bothered, you'd be off the unemployment list within the hour
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>>83730519
This is a high-tier white woman but she can't even approach the quality of an average asian girl

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fRok68vQ6mQ
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Wonder what sort of pornos SSM watches. Surely he must watch it, right?
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Reckon SSM is just hibernating for the dark nights. He will return when the weather gets a bit warmer.
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workings not that bad if you get a public sector job where its 50% wfh, like im technically on the clock rn but ive not looked at the laptop screen in over 4 hours, just got a yt vid auto playing so it doesn't switch off, I just fuck around most of the time and then get an alright chunk of money at the end of the month, I dont really spend much so I make decent savings, will have about 15k on the 30th which isn't terrible, fink if i actually had to work 40 hours of the week id be very sad.
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>>83730526
I won't lie lad, you've got me there ha ha
But still won't convince me to become a wagie
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>>83730533
There is a video where he talks in length about sucking women's feet. He's also ironically a smellfag
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>>83730533
He likes creampie porn
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>>83730533
Triple anal (TAP)
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>>83730560
Cooorrrr, he's a LegalPorno connoisseur. I can respect that.
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Did HHL leave for good?
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>>83730537
DAP DVP Midget scat stuff mate, or so i've heard
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>>83730571
Good afternoon Sean
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First full day in the office since before xmas and I've got used to having all my snacks available. I want biscuits but I've got no biscuits, national tragedy it is.
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>>83730545
we are all doomed in the grand scheme anyway lid, just banter tbqh

I work 9 months of the year and still live with my parents, i have no hope of ever getting enough to move out and "grow up" but i can afford some light drugs and maybe a few nice things before everything gets worse , Everything to do with the bennies office is just rope material
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>>83730571
Just until the womfy vibes are restored
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>>83730571
Yes, now shut it mongboy.
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>>83730585
Why not take a biscuit tub in and put it next to the kettle, then over time start bringing your favourite biscuits in, then convince everyone in the office to do it, a day once a week where somebody brings a biscuity treat in for everyone to try.
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>YouTube telling me to sign in to prove my age
How do I get around this?
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What are your hottest takes?

Suffering is all relative. Therefore children should be beaten savagely and told they are worthless shits from day 1. When they then 18 literally being treated normally will be like paradise and they will feel incredible.
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>>83730587
>I work 9 months
broadly speaking, what work is that? just curious on the 9 months part
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>>83730604
Sign in
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>>83730606
People that say they've made shepherds pie with beef mince should be shot.
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>>83730611
Other than signing in. I don't even have a Google account.
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>>83730613
kek, I do that lad. Won't catch me calling it cottage pie.
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>>83730602
It's not a bad idea lad, the only major problem is that it doesn't fix my current and immediate lack of biscuits. Forward planning is all well and good but right this second I have a hankering for 4 bourbons and no way to alleviate it.
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>>83730608
Grounds keeper at a golf course
Golfing season is usually April - November depending on how fucked the weather is

Its been pretty based the past 5 years but new management have rolled in and its all going to shit big time

A lot of down time in the winter so no real need for a lot of staff
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>>83730616
create and account then it'll sign you in automatically
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There is a real chance SSM has off'd himself
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>>83730606
It is very cringe to let on just how 'online' you are. Anyone talking about youtubers or tiktoks or, heaven forbid, reddit irl should be ostracised or ignored until they shut up. Goes extra triple for anyone mentioning 4chan or revealing their power level in any way. Just shut up, the real world is for real world discussion.
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>>83730634
>create and account
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>>83730623
True, but it does present the possibility of a timeline where you have nice biscuits in the office.
You'll have to tough it out till hometime, or pretend to get a phonecall from yuor cat saying your goldfish has had an accident and you need to leave early, or something.
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Do not do today what can be put off to become the other thing to do tomorrow.
#soundspacker'isms
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Why should I care about others? Honest question. I get why other people care about others, because they reason that if everyone cared about others then they would benefit from being the 'other' to everyone else. That's fine. But if I assume the world is doing that, then wouldn't it doubly benefit me to not care about others while pretending that I do? So I get the good treatment of being the 'other' to everyone else, but at the same time getting the personal benefits of not caring about other people myself.

Really how can anyone argue against this. The only way it fails is if everyone else calls the bluff, but that's just not going to happen.
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>>83730725
You reap what you sow. You have sown misery and hate throughout the world, thus nobody will ever be nice to you.
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Wonder what Angela White is doing literally right now. Her life must be so fucking good it's insane.
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>>83730637
I doubt he'd do that, lid. He lives for the sesh.
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1879 WHEN A FEW HELD THE LINE!
BACK TO BACK, ATTACK, THE DEAD ARE STACKED!
WHEN A LAST WAS MADE AND THE EMPIRE SAVED!
BACK TO BACK, ATTACK, THE DEAD ARE STACKED!
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>>83730788
Probably shagging some black man for her OnlyFans.
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>pint of carling please mate
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>>83730788
fancy a crafty wank now lad ffs
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Best linux OS for gaming? i want everything to just fucking work

Any windows shit i have to use can go in a VM.
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>>83730515
Yes, learn to type.
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Twister OS on my old MacBook Air is a no-go, so it will be either Peppermint OS requiring 1GB RAM or Fedora OS XFCE requiring 512 RAM.
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>>83730933
I've never had any issues with arch desu, steam just werks these days on linux de lid x
Oh look, the captcha has the arch logo, it's a sign
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>>83730948
Which is better? ignoring the RAM size.
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just measured myslef for the first time
>25 inch thighs
>16.35 inch calves
>inch inch arms
>41 inch chest
>31 inch waist
>5'10

fascinating, says I, I now understand why I cannot find jeans that fit me properly.
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>>83730993
>16 inch arms
fuk sakes x

will be getting mongboy.jpegged for that one
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>>83730933
Ubuntu is widely regarded as the most noob friendly and it's what I use.

That being said not everything will just work. Games that use kernel level anticheat like Valorant will never run. But pretty much every game available on steam should run fine, although for a couple you may need to change the steam settings for the game slightly.

Linux doesn't hold your hand as much as windows does but you won't have a hard time adjusting unless you're retarded. I switched a few months ago and haven't looked back since.
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Why are some lids so bothered with those who don't work and vice versa? There are mongs on both ends but that doesn't mean everybody is a grifter like Sean. Honestly, I feel like being a midwit autist with terrible social skills and functioning could make a job harder than just being in a wheelchair or having severe diabetes or whatever. If you have a normie mind everything in life is easier.
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>>83730946
I'm not the original poster you were calling out, mong
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>>83730993
Me? 5'4" and 26 inch waist, I basically have to wear kids clothes sometimes.
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>>83730971
'kin hell, mate. You read my mind there. Peppermint has limited software installed and availability. And Fedora is more customisable in base packages and using dnf for anything extra I want and dnf search looks nifty. Still going to give both a whirl via USB live environment.
Have you used either of them, mate?
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>>83730477
SSM is a piece of shit.
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me? off to Milan
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>>83731025
Alright gay lad? When was the last time you got your bussy stuffed?? Coooorrrrr
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Twolls won
HHL and SSM lost
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>>83731028
SSM was just feeding the Poole Robin
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>>83731041
A glorious era has begun
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>>83731025
that woz me when I was less than 9 stone lol, not sure what I weigh now I never bother with a scale
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>>83731039
Had to look through my whatsapp to figure it out, it would've been this past Monday.

>>83731062
You twinkmaxxing too lad?
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>>83731026
Nah only briefly tried a few things you've helped me. Bad news, ps4 controller isn't working, but going to order the nacom controller tomorrow.. More customisable sounds better for you I think. Now you like to alter stuff if you can.
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>>83730970
>>83731005
Thanks for the input. I'm going to go with Ubuntu, Arch seems more configurable and i have skill issues which will lead me into fucking it up i think.
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>>83731068
not anymore, I was fat then auschwitzed myself then started properly exercising,
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captcha on a mega melty saying I don't need to verify then won't let me post.
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>>83731093
Fair lad, I honestly lol at fatties who complain about losing weight. It's insanely easy, you just have to not be a little bitch for a few weeks and starve yourself down.
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>>83731078
Bloody hell, mate. Can you get a refund or do you have a new paperweight now? Shady how it didn't come with a cable, I wonder if they knew it was dodgy.
Just firing up Fedora now. *be's excited*
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I don't like this new lollers desu
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I'll be honest I seriously doubt that any of you actually use linoncex
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>>83731108
I'll try it with the new conntroller, and also buy an official ps cable, see if that helps, if not, it's axe time. Joking, the console works, so just need to get a controller to work with it.
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>>83731087
Ubuntu is shite nowadays.
Get EndeavourOS, it's basically Arch but with an easier installation process.
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Me? Arch Linux desu
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>>83731172
>Me? Arch Linux desu
yay
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W11 poverty setup for me lads
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I don't own a pc at all. Bought a laptop 2 Christmases ago and have turned it on at most a dozen times.
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>>83731184
That's not a poverty set up, it's better than mine.
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>>83731121
What would be the point in telling fibs about the OS you use?
My MacBook Air running Zorin OS XFCE
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1769016199681857.png
Picture related. My Thinkpad running Zorin OS GNOME.
>>83731141
I'd still try and get a refund. They want 40+ bong for a used controller, so if you get 20 back or even a tenner it's better in your pocket.
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I have done the thing X

Phwoar
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>>83731265
>I'd still try and get a refund.
It's a camo one, it's breddy kewl. I'll get my mate to order one off scamazon and get next day delivery at my house, then if it doesn't work, I'll try for a refund.
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>>83731245
I suppose so.. I wouldn't miss out on anything if I switched to your setup really though. Maybe the storage, but I don't think i've ever actually tested anything to its maximum, cpu, gpu, or otherwise.
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me and lollers?
zorin os chads
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>>83731311
Nicey nice nice.
Pro, education or core?
You know you can get a patcher from github that basically we-writes the keys to give you Pro?
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I meant Rewrites, please no mongboy.jpg hahaha.
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>>83731352
Next time lad, next time.
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>>83731339
core, only really use my laptop for dossing on the internet, basic image editing and playing old games from gog
from what i can see pro just has extra free software installed by default?
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Din-din status: Ingested X
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>>83731396
What have you had, lid? Got myself some chips, cheese, and gravy for my tea.
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>>83731475
Cheeky mid-week roast for me :D Chicken though, I am not made of money
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>>83731518
>11th grade
FOY
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>>83731383
Thank you, great benevolent one!
>>83731384
I remember you saying you just piss about on it, lurking, old games, and some web-dev?
The extras are free stuff anyway, production apps and the likes, and it comes with a Windows installer for .exes, it's a repackaged wine and wine bottles combined.
Did you watch of Alien Earth series with Timothy in it. I know you started it, did you finish it and if you finished it what do you think about Kirsh, he seems a sly one. He has his own agenda. He is already priming the 'kids' into knowing they are better than humans. I feel like his part is going to grow further as mentor protagonist.
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Ate two packs of Mikados. Lush
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Not done a proper home cooked meal for ages (it feels). Going to get back into it, fresh healthy stuff, oh aye.
Tonight? Chicken teriyaki stir fry.
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Corrrrr! Sometimes you get really lucky on eBay. Got these both sealed for a tenner. Discs in perfect condition. The Emperor and The Assassin is from the director of Farewell, My Concubine so pretty excited to watch it. Warriors of Heaven and Earth I haven't heard of bit it has Zhao Wei from Shaolin Soccer so might be alright.
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>>83731664
Post pics when it's made lad x
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Shall be winding it down for today ovah the next hour X
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Does anyone actually know if HelperLad is still alive? What if something happened to him?
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>>83731664
Doing a pasta dish me, very fancy lad I am. I know the Italians would get upset about my addition of mushrooms and peppers but they can go fuck themselves it tastes nice and bulks it out pleasantly.
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>>83731692
He's a boring mongboy lad, like you.
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Me? Popping some chicken tendies in the oven.

Unfortunately I'm out of hot sauce and the supermarket was also out of everything except Nando's medium, which isn't hot enough.
I wonder how difficult it would be to make my own...
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>>83731692
no one gives a fuck lad
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You lads see about that streamer who accidently leaked CP links/files on stream? Mad
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>>83731716
Was it the Doc?
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>Check it out goyim, it's made of GOLD!

Why's Zion Don like this
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>>83731716
Kek yeah saw that earlier, not a smart move. Lad is probably going to jail for a spell, no getting out of that with video evidence all over the internet.
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>>83731712
It would be sad if he had self-killed because of people here
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>83731723
Forgot to include le link heh
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Board_of_Peace
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>>83731733
But you're still posting here lad?
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>>83731735
kek, 3rd world shitholes and their masters
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If you are out there Helper, just send us a sign
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Right then lads what we supping on tonight
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>>83731791
pint upon pint of orange cordial its lush x
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I have farted

Sharted, even, arguably
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There's someone on your street having sex RIGHT NOW.
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>>83731791
Yorkshire tea
GOLD
Milk
No sugar
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>>83731791
Irn Brew Unicorn Tears to wash down my chicken stir-fry and the remaining half a pack of cream egg oreos.
(You)?
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>>83731808
Probs the local streetwalker or it could be the local prozzy, only a few doors down from me... unfortunately :(
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>>83731816
How's the unicorn tears IRN BRU? Curious
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>>83731816
On the beer tonight, warsteiner as usual. My #1 tipple.
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Does everyone here just drink every night?
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>>83731791
ladette and vino
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>>83731833
Yeah, all at the taxpayes expense, of course
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sort of blacked out last night, think i may have ODed on painkillers. was sick everywhere until my heart was in horrendous pain. any stretching felt like i was tearing it open.

getting better though.
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Imagine ruining your life over an orgasm. Couldn't be me.
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>>83731843
Can't wait until Kweer Starmer brings in digital ID by the backdoor and then people on benefits are unable to buy alcohol because the app on their phone says not to sell to them.
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i wonder if hhl's footy team knows about THAT video
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spoopy hellychopper
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>>83731883
>tick tock neets 2 more weeks this time its real!!
Next drink is in your honour. You paid for it anyway slave cunt lmao x
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Roasting marshmallows over a candle on my desk.
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>>83731680
It tastes better than it looks.
>>83731695
>mushrooms
Not a fan of the devil's testicles myself, but each to their own. Main thing is you like it.
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>>83731826
The unicorn tears one is sweet, fruity like plumb flavour has been added to the Brew, and Nessie nectar is even sweeter with what tastes to me as sarsaparilla. You can get the cans still for cheap in some shops and supermarkets.

>>83731828
Very nice, I've had that when I was drinking. Strong malt flavour, hops are mild in taste, and it makes you feel full like wheat beers IMO. How many have you got in, are you planning on making a night of it drinking?
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>>83731758
It's just a way for shitholes to pledge their loyalty to trip with a one billion dollarydoo donation. The world is a clown show
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>>83731949
Looks grim as fuck. Probably healthy though.
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Dragging yourself out of bed another miserable day toiling for me your master. Pathetic fucking wagie vermin.
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>>83731981
Sad lonely alcoholic seething online because people have jobs. They literally pay him to exist and he spends all his time crying about them. What a pathetic existence.
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>>83732005
Slave scum. Fix your attitude. I am your master you pay my way.
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>>83731978
It's tasty af. Noodles are funky but nice, I'll definitely try it again.
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>>83731949
I'd smash that, good cooking that mate!
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Who was your favourite ex-personality lads? For me it's smirnoffbro. Miss him dearly.
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>>83731981
Not everyone is cut out to spend everyday indoors, have no friends and lash out on anonymous message boards to pass their time
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>>83732042
rotheranon, solely because he was gonna spark out spazzycunt
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Log in to your work station and toil for your master. Pathetic slave scumbag.
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Log in to your computer and submit job applications for your work coach. Pathetic dosser scumbag.
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I'm so glad I'm not a loser with no prospects in his life who spends all his time seething on an anonymous image board about people who don't know he exists and have never thought about him.
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kek, i'd never talk bad about a wagie. someone has to fund our lifestyle x
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Log in to your kitchen and cook food.
Oh no you've been infected with a full tummy.
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>>83732040
Thanks anon, got the sauce down sainsbury's world food aisle. Going back tomorrow for some bits, will grab some more noodles and sauce if they have some.
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cannot believe I got my hopes up about this zomboid server ffs
proper let down
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>>83732074
Log in to your fucking work station and grind out my wages you vile creature. Slave scum.
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>>83731892
Woah, remember that. It got memory holed so fast with so many questions unanswered.
All those weapons and ammo carried by an old unwell man...yeah sus as fuck.
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>>83732105
Stay mad loser. Your life will continue to get worse and you won't ever do anything about it.
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>>83732042
Yeah I liked Smirnoff, he was fun to talk to and very aware of his shortcomings. Kind of wish I'd listened to his crypto investment suggestions. Hope his daughter is ok now he's gone, he obviously had btc money so hopefully she can spend some of it on therapy to deal with the trauma of having such a fuckup of a dad. Definitely helped solidify my realisation that I don't want kids what with my drug addictions and all. Wouldn't want to inflict that on a child.
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>>83732102
>world food aisle
criminally underrated aisle in most supermarkets. you can find some good deals on there, spices too, always from the world food aisle.
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>>83732111
Nobody asked for your opinion slave boy. I order you to work. I own you. :)
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>>83732134
Nobody ask you to repetitively cry about people working either. You keep doing it because your life is empty. Not long until suicide becomes the only option for you.
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Anyone else feel like its one lad arguing with himself?
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extremely suspect indeed.
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>>83732149
It's the same lowercase seetheanon from yesterday who kept posting hhl stuff that mostly didn't get replies, because it got boring. He turns up every day to find something to seethe about.
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>>83732158
wrong anon lad, but ok :)
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What would you do if a cute woman stabbed you over and over?
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>>83732166
Why do schizos only attack the weak?
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>>83732147
Lmao it drives you mental. You're just another tax paying mug for me. My property. :)
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Off to beddingbury X
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>>83732175
Because they're obviously in control of themselves and pick their targets carefully.
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just put rSandra through grok
LUSH x
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Alcohol is entering Ruth's gullet right now.
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>>83732166
Swift headbutt would sort her right out. Then a good hoof in the fanny.
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>>83732166
I could've fixed her x
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>>83732115
It's great, love taking a trip down that aisle. Had some cool stuff. Might get some bubble tea tomorrow.
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Going to look at project zomboid, but desu I think we should all play dayz and get a server for that. That would be cool af.
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>>83732219
Bet she had a nice juicy fanny too.

>>83732220
I wasn't mental enough to go in the mental ward when I was detained in my 20s. There was a cute girl in there but they had to keep me separate as I was awaiting assessment. Normally they keep you in an isolated room but they were short-staffed that day.
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>>83732184
Why do you go to bed so early
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>>83732240
Nonces always go to bed early. Lollers is in bed by 9pm.
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Wage slaves are the scum of the earth.
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>Sabina Rome no Gaiden
>no mention of Harvey
>falls in love with random lad

you can argue it's simply an indirect sequel to the original TV movie, but the opening credits say it's BASED ON THE SERIES
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>>83732188
It's consistently weak vulnerable people though, the fact they are insane seems to make them more evil by picking the weakest to murder.
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>>83732240
I'm so fat that I only feel comfortable lying on my back covered with a quilt where I can't feel or see my flabby belly sagging down. Love going to bed me.
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Bet your dad isn't a rich publican.
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>>83732237
>when I was detained
in the broadest terms lad
what were you detained for?
on a mentyelf madness myself atm but couldn't see myself getting into a situation where they'd take me away. i only venture outdoors with a trusted companion *wink wink*
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Memes aside why is Linux so popular among paedophiles?
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>>83732304
easier to get away with noncing, windows is full of "anti-nonce spyware"
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>>83732302
Basically if you say you're suicidal the police kidnap you and either make you wait in custody or take you to a hospital.
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>>83732304
It's good opsec. You can hide stuff and hide your activities easier without all the spyware in Windows/Mac.
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>>83732314
interesting, i've only ever told people in authority (ect) about past times i have felt suicidal, i'd never admit it during an episode.
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>>83732302
>>83732335
You are talking to Ruthmong playing pretend btw from youtube videos/news articles. He never leaves his Istanbul minaret.
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>>83731165
But arch has archinstall which means that EndeavourOS is just a bloated version of arch lol
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>>83732350
ffs lad
thanks anyway
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>>83732304
Gary Glitter uses Windows
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Oh aye, arch represent de lids x
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>>83732370
Debian is stable and isn't bleeding edge latest buggy package updates every week.
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>>83732390
Nice. But Arch is too much of a learning curve for me. I'm happy with Mint.
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>>83732400
Some people like keeping arch and their packages bleeding edge, but personally I'm happy just to run an update every couple of months for the most stable releases and leave it at that. Not like you're forced to update like windows mongs LMAO!
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>i got sectioned
>i got arrested
>i audit
>i night walk
>police ruined me DBS
>i will go on disability benefits
>i will visit [british town ASMR youtuber lives in]
>i will drink [beer ASMR youtuber drinks]
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happy using windows me, nothing will make me change my mind
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>>83732423
Statistically speaking windows is used by nonces at a vastly disproportionate rate, lad.
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>>83732419
He has a fetish for being domineered by authority figures. It's really creepy when you realise he's using lads here to get off.
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>>83732407
>make iso
>type archinstall

easy shit nowadays lad. don't need to install the libreoffice and cups printing bloat.
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Can someone explain to me whole normies love The Traitors? Isn't it just Town of Salem? Seems like a bunch of broccoli heads and foids strumming themselves silly over telling simple lies and everyone refers to the winners like they're some sort of genius. Mad.
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>>83732433
Sounds like that's their problem :)
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>>83732262
Don't even think this special is included in my complete series set but I'd need to double check.
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There's a pretty cute HAPA on The Traitors at the moment.
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imagine your operating system uploading your private files to onedrive because it makes you sign in with a microsoft account now. mental.
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>>83732453
I find it funny to watch normies get upset over what essentially amounts to coin flipping. There's no strategy, there's no *real* way to figure out who the traitors are except in the most exceptional of circumstances, so it just boils down to raw psychology - who likes who, who doesn't like who, conflict, finger-pointing etc.

I will say though that one way they could make the show better as an actual game show rather than a drawn out soap opera, is to try and find a way for the challenges to mean something. Give the traitors a way to actually work against the faithful, because currently there's no conflict during the challenges, they all want to win because it's all money in the pot. If they set it up so that if the traitors sabotaged the faithful they got to siphon money into their own special pot, that would actually add some stakes, something that the faithful could use to figure out who the traitors are by looking at how people play. Currently there's none of that.
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Scottish lass is watching The Traitors too. Never cared for it myself. I don't know anything about it but I know it's likely normieshit terrible entertainment.
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>>83732490
They should have the Traitors rape the Faithful with masks over their head. It would certainly be more entertaining.
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>>83732480
I'll never create a Microsoft account. Keeping it local x
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Why is popular thing popular why are normies so dumb I'm so unique and interesting I'm like the joker DAE linux? xDD
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The traitors should shit on the faithfuls' faces at night kek now that would be good telly!
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Didn't know I had wandered into Mumsnet
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>Can someone explain to me whole normies love The Traitors?
>I find it funny to watch normies get upset over what essentially amounts to coin flipping
>I know it's likely normieshit terrible entertainment.
>They should have the Traitors rape the Faithful with masks over their head.
>The traitors should shit on the faithfuls' faces at night kek
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X11 for me. Wayland just doesn't play nice with old hardware in my experience. I wish I could afford something but I'll have to make do with this 2006 laptop.
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Normies only know Mac and Windows. GNU/Linux is completely unknown to them.
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Is jokerposting really what passes for humour in turkey?
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>>83732543
This is cringe mate you need a better gimmick.
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>Normies onIy know Mac and Windows. GNU/Linux is completely unknown to them.
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Christians in the UK are crazily left-wing, like genuinely absurdly left-wing even by modern day progressive standards. Totally on board with immigration, economic redistribution, expansion of the state, censorship of speech, multiculturalism, foreign aid, demilitarisation, net zero, increased taxation etc.
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That's you btfo christians with your post big lad you've done them who's next
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>>83732409
>Not like you're forced to update like windows mongs LMAO!
Not true, if you use non-lts Ubuntu version there's an upgrade/update window and if you miss it, you are permanently locked out of ANY updates or upgrades. You can fuck around and copy your entire home directory and reinstall a earlier LTS version or an up to date non lts version on the OS partition the copy /home back.
It's a fucking nightmare as profiles for programs are versioned to your hostname, so if that changes when you reinstall theres a lot of fannying around.
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This is a fat girl in Japan, lads.
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What it the Traitors skinned Claudia Winkleman alive and turned her signature hair into a pocket pussy? Now that would be truly wacky!
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>>83732662
Much fatter lassies than her doing JAV, lid. She's also using a billion filters so I'd expect her to be twice that size in person.
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>she couldn't handle the hawg
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>>83732666
What if the Taliban skinned Claudia Winkleman alive?
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>>83732684
Well it would bring me to support their cause I suppose.
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Guys im so twisted whacky :D
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>>83731573
yeah i did, i liked it a lot. he definitely has his own agenda, especially with the experiments. theres one bit where boy genius sticks his head over an egg and it starts reacting, and kirsch is just studying what happens, before his programming kicks in and escorts him out. if not for that, he'd have happily watched a facehugger attack his boss. i was disappointed the kids didnt keep him on their side at the end, but will see what happens in season 2
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minaretmong
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Hate my fucking life. No pussy no work.
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>>83732737
No one is Turk here you stupid fucking mong boy.
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Phwoarr couldn't fall asleep there could i now X
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>>83732812
Seething lad? Not my problem :)
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99 banked, just over 410 invs to go x
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Me? Prolly go to sleep at between 22:00 and 22:30
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>>83732881
bit early that lad? time you normally get up?
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>>83732912
It varies, but between 08:00 and 10:00. Don't usually go to sleep this early, but I'll do it if I can.
Slept 10 hours last night.
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anyone got any good nonce stings?
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RIP - a lovely fella, true gent and a proper patriot
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74ww90v9gyo
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>>83733134
Good riddance to a low IQ GBeebies-watching Reformoid cretin
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>>83733134
Proper bloke, RIP lad x
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why are so many of you gay? is it something in the water?
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>>83733234
You can book a bumsesh and get your booty battered in under an hour.
Hard to do that with lasses.
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>>83733234
>is it something in the water?
Probably semen.
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Me? Garn sleep nows x
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melty hehe x
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>>83733146
whyd you delete it anon
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>>83733106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK72xTgnmTY
American though
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>>83733198
proper lionheart he was
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>>83733274
jannie meltdown ;)
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>>83733274
Not him but, maybe it wasn't a classic one?
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>>83733274
that's the thing, i didn't

>oh drat, he's still posting!
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might hop on amongus, anyone up for a game?
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>>83733372
>anyone up for a game?
Nope, sorry, I'm off to bed soon. But, if you do play, don't trust the green one.
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These threads would be better without seethemong having a meltdown every day.
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>>83733391
I agree, but why do you keep doing it?
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>>83733391
Maybe we should do an intervention next time we see him.
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>>83733391
It really would, he's desperate for arguments and drama. Most of us are just here for a nice comfy chat but for some reason he wants to scare everyone off so nobody posts here any more. I get fed up of him sometimes and try going over to /brit/ but there's too many zoomies in there and they're irritating with their black slang.
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I've become a Seethie Weether.
The only hollow joy I get is seething at people womfier than me.
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Here's one for anon, I know he likes her.
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>>83733391
upset still lad? ha ha
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alri mongboy?
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>>83732724
Yeah, Marcy doesn't trust him because he works for the boy genius though she took it on board when Kirsh was telling her about how redundant emotions are and how she is more than human. And like you say, that part with the egg.
I can't wait for the next season. I have watched the two episodes of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. It should have been called Star Tweens: Starfleet Academy. I want warp coils blowing up, antimatter injectors melting, the borg and cool space lasers and shit.
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Night time choons before bed? Don't mind if I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7L3KHM0vo
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Big blow x https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E4292FTuwAw
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>>83733524
kek another classic one
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Brittan was built for BBC
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I would hang off the back of her
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>>83733586
>Brittan
mongboy
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The lad that was posting last night, I have just seen this on /pol/ and it gave me a laugh like you did last night.
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6 pints in de lads. Such a fucking lightweight that I know I'll be hungover tomorrow.
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>>83733641
What pints are we talking? ribena or Jurrasic?
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>>83733673
me too lid he won't be away long surely he a utuber
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>>83732423
>happy using windows me

bloody eck. you were overdue for an upgrade 20 years ago laddie.
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>>83733680
>3 pints of a 4 percent bitter
>1 pint of a 5 percent strong bitter
>1 pint of Plum Porter
>1 pint of Aldi Chocolate Stout
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The one where he got locked out of his flat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diaaISnCqxg
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https://youtu.be/1ua4r3mhW3U

SEETHIE WEETHERS HAVE BROKEN INTO THE WOMFALESCENT WING OF THE HELPER SHELTER AND HAVE BEGUN BULLYCIDING THE LIDS DE LIDS.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL DE LIDS. LOCK ALL YOUR DOORS AND PUT ON EAR DEFENDERS, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT AND DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM OR ANY REQUESTS FOR YOU TO LEAVE DE LIDS.
THESE SEETHERS ARE IRATE AND VERY AGGRAVATED DE LIDS PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR ROOMS TILL S.P.A.S.T.I.C (SPECIAL PROTECTION APUSTAJAN SECURITY TEAM IN COMMAND) GIVES YOU THE ALL CLEAR DE LIDS.
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>>83733886
spackerboy in chief reporting for duty
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very sleepy ngl
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>>83733603
Best mongboying Iv'e seen in ages lad, kek.
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Off to bed. Probably only get 9 hours, but it'll do.
>>83733938
Same. Have you thought of going to bed? It's the best thing to do when one feels sleepy.
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Well that's the alarm set, night x
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>>83733970
i will but not yet, i dont have to go to work untill 2pm tomorrow
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>>83733917
kek, what a gimp
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Microplastics are a real issue. That why I don't put plastic in the microwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSo2qm4JHG4
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Wish I had some IRL mates, lost touch with them all during covid. I have a few 'online friends' but it doesn't compare, it is literally driving me insane. Doesn't help I am unable to speak to people I don't know, not sure what I am going to do, I do not see a way out of this rut.
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>>83734081
Billy no mates ha ha ha x
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>>83734081
Most people are snakes and stab you in the back. Finding people who are genuine is like finding a needle in a haystack. In most circumstances you aren't missing anything being alone.
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>>83734096
I know I am, at least I am not in denial about it, am I?

>>83734114
Yeah i've come to accept it's not going to be easy. I don't mind being alone, but its depressing at times.
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corrr sandra is LUSH and I mean LUSH x
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>>83734081
It's not so bad, even keeping in touch with people you find online is better than nothing. I know what you mean though, been there, you'll power through it lad I hope :)
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>>83734151
ad luv 2 share a kebab wi him x
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>>83734134
Isn't she an old woman in a care home?
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>>83734197
still fair game my lad x
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>>83734151
tfw no SeasideBUMSESH after eight bokkles only then off to Munchies for a webab wrap before falling asleep in his hairy and fishy/shitty embrace.
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helperlad is alive and well on /brit/ lads
>>>/int/218673806
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>>83734243
What a sad act he is.
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>>83734270
It's pathetic. He can't even try to blend in because he NEEDS the attention
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>>83734243
he can't help himself can he the weapon whoahahaha
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>>83734214
I reckon he smells like whitby docks
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>>83733917
Turns out this spammer is German.
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>>83734358
or just using a vpn you spastic
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not nice having a hidden disability
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>>>/int/218674181
ahem.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82257614/#82260216
I would also like to draw your attention to this post (same filename, same image, same dimensions)
in case there was any doubt he's hiding out over there.
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>>83734369
he's had him banned plenty enough to know that by now, he's clutching at straws kek
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Never thought SSM would abandon the seaside army like this
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>>83734439
Did he even say goodbye? What was his last video?
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>>83734445
not sure but it wasn't a planned exit
5greatguys put up that expose and he went on a melty
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>tfw never got to say good bye to my hero.
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>>83734548
It wasn't an 'expose'. He just posted videos that everyone who watches SSM has already seen that were years old.
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SSM was a disgusting individual. It's no loss that he's gone.
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weeeew 96, just few more levels now :)
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>>83734812
SSM is a beautiful man. He is an inspiration to me. He taught me that every day we above ground is a great day.
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>>83735090
>>>/int/218675507
(if you're using 4chanx press no. before the post, copy the link and then paste it here)
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>>83735101
thank you lad, a bit mongy of me... think its time for bed
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HelperLad if you're lurking than i say you're welcome back any time

trolls tried it on me with me and B probably others

(i disagree with your views but eh, fuck it.)
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shut it spazzy mongboy.
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>constantly thirsty non stop for the last 3 days

how long do i have left this time dr anon? im tired of getting excited at the thought of having something fatal
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>>83735956
You might have diabetes
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Sparking out mongboys on the daily and ITS LUSH xx
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Never even spunked into a fanny
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>>83736689
I've spunked into about 20 give or take
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might have a nice healthy roast for me din dins oh aye xx
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Morning morning morning all good lads. Looks like Friday has finally landed, I hope you have a boss one!
Flippin' eck it's windy.
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>>83736689
I've spunked in pussy, arse and mouth more times than I can count, but then again I'm a married man x
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>>83737104
I love kanna so much it hurts
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>>83737173
It all become routine when you have regular sex doesn't it. I've watched more porn after getting girlfriends than I did when single.
>>83737191
I hope you mean in dragon form, and you love her like you love a cousin, and even then she's only 7000 year old, you pervert. hahaha.
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>>83737220
It does get routine, still very nice and an important part of intimacy but trying to explain to horny zoomers who've never been in a relationship why you're not shagging every single day, and are actually quite happy with that arrangement, is just a lost cause. Just get called a cuck or whatever the new insult of the day is gets tiresome.
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Another morning is dawning, what will the day bring? Probably the same as yesterday, and the day before that,and the day before that....
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>>83737255
Yeah, man. During the honeymoon period it's all sex, sex when ever possible and wherever possible. And then you just settle down into regular sex, you satisfy each other's needs when you both up for it and sometimes when you're doing it more for them because they are hornier than you at the time. Not that it doesn't take us long to reach the same levels of horny hahaha. But, yeah, sometimes a tommy tank is just faster, less involved and all you need, so no need to instigate sexy times.
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Stop talking about sex lads, it drives me fucking insane. My missus hasn't wanted it in like six months.
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Never had a girlfriend and I don't really want one
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>>83737324
>I don't really want one
This always sounds like cope to me. Assuming you didn't get some despicable, bitchy hag, why would a normal healthy straight man not want a gf?
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Modern software is fucking disgusting bloated shit, modern software engineers are not worth their weight in piss. This webm is MS Word 98 opening on an 18 year old Pentium II 400mhz laptop.
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>>83737320
You thought about counselling or getting a new missus? Any other issues or is it just sex lad?

Tell me to fuck off if you don't want to say, just curious.
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>>83737320
Sorry to hear that lad, might need to mix it up a bit. Nothing ever changes if you don't change anything.

For me wifeberg has been on the blob this week and once that's out of the way she tends to get quite horny so I am expecting to be in receipt of a shag this weekend and am rather excited
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>>83737352
i dont enjoy being around people they just seem to cause problems and judge
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>>83737352
In a vacuum this is true, but the likelihood of finding your ideal woman is so low that the process of finding her isn't worth it. Especially in the age of dating apps, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.
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Does anyone have an uncensored pic of the lacari file names controversy? All I can see is that one clip/image with a giant green box over the actual file names. How am I supposed to know what I am supposed to be outraged over?
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Just finished my nap. I love napping.
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>>83737435
I agree with this. I am married and happy (not sexless) and I think I'd basically be fucked if she died or we broke up. I never had any luck with the apps, was just utterly hopeless and my friendship group is mostly coupled now. Where do you meet someone new in your 30s? I'm not going to fucking bars in town on a Friday, utterly hopeless.
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>>83737320
Sorry to hear that, mate. I hope you're not being hard on yourself (no pun intended haha), it could be her problem, she may not feel desirable, they are fickle creatures and can give themselves the ick.
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>>83737393
Tried counseling, tried blood tests, tried 'exploratory intimacy', tried it all, hasn't helped. Not in the business of tossing her to the side to get a new missus, I still love her and all, just miserable at the lack of sex.

>>83737401
I have tried a lot, tried everything, never makes any difference. It also hurts that I'm the one trying everything and she's just sort of doing not much, just occasionally saying 'yeah sorry I know it's tough I'll try and make it more regular'.

>>83737464
I considered this a few years ago and made very clear commitments to making her feeling desirable but none of it ever paid off. Eventually you can only put yourself out there and try so much before you learn that it's helpless and an exercise in humiliation. I still do try, admittedly not as much as I used to, but I still do. I can confidently say it's not me.
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>>83737464
Fuck off already you dirty nonce
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>>83737462
I'm in that exact scenario, it's genuine hell.
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>>83737462
>Where do you meet someone new in your 30s?
You don't.
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>>83737462
>Where do you meet someone new in your 30s?
At work.
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>>83737481
>I can confidently say it's not me.
Good! Because as men, we are problem solvers and if to constantly keep questioning yourself as you maybe the problem, you'd got mental. Whatever it is, I hope it works its way out, and you can keep on getting on.
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>>83733970
11 hour nap, not bad.
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>ywn get a gf who is part of the Public Morals Committee and destroy her sexually every night, turning her into a quivering mess and then having to pretend that she's an upstanding girl who would never do that each day in public
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>>83737488
He was really rattled yesterday. Him and the Snarfnonce that entertains him are two sides of the same coin - wronguns.
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>$ sudo nala install 8GB of RAM
This didn't werk lads hahaha. Has anyone messed around with zram?
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>>83737455
Apparently it was stuff like family nudism and jailbait stuff. Jailbait was all over Reddit years ago that's not so bad but the nudist stuff is code for CSAM content.
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Lads are looking for nudes of children. But I'm the thread nonce?
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83737581
Yes you're the thread nonce you loliposting wrong'un. Moot was right about your ilk.
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>>83737581
I merely pointed out what was on the lad's note file.
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>hahaha guise I only want to see the nude pictures to know what to be outraged over.
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>>83737584
>loliposting wrong'un.
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I think meltymong is trying to make us forget about his melties, by trying to get people focusing on lollers.
He's not good at subterfuge.
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>I need a sitrep on the wrong'un situation, stat!
>Bring up our background files on meltymong, what is it we're not seeing?
>Step up surveillance on shippy and lollers, divert resources from turkmong, he's exposed now so time to cut him loose.
>Make sure we brief the discord on the potential for an SSM resurgence we're picking up over the wires.
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Why are you defending a paedophile? Such weird behaviour.
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>he's making fun of me
>HE MUST BE DEFENDING A PAEDOPHILE!
come on lad, this is all so tiresome
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I think a chillout choon is needed. Here it is.
>The chainsmokers roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyASdjZE0R0
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>>83737655
Me? I never click on the youtube links posted here.
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mid morning melty
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paging crossy ;_;
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>>83737663
That's ok, you don't have to if you don't want to.
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pork chops and potato salad for lunch if thats alright with you my lads
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Holy fuck its actually NOT raining outside for the first time in 2 weeks
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>>83737687
I might get some carrots and humus to snack on.
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>Twenty seven asylum seekers have their own private GP after being secretly bussed in at 03.28 as police brace for weekend of protests

Why is this allowed
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>>83737655
Woah, nice choon, she has a unique voice. I love that. Have one back.
>Tanita Tikaram - Twist In My Sobriety (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s8glZ-efMg
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Sucking the juice out of a fanny
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>>83737811
What's a good website for lolicon?
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>>83737818
>What's a good website for lolicon?
NONCE
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>>83737481
Sorry to hear that anon. I don't have any advice but I'm rooting for you
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>>83737818
Don't know I don't go looking for it. Have you tried looking through the @connects in 4chan x user.js? They list lots of other chans in there.
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afternoon de lats
afternoon de lats xx
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Moar unique singing voice sexy ladies.
>Black Velvet by Alannah Myles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXNEmtf9tk
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>finds out what bubble tea is
Ok, I won't be getting any of that from the world food aisle today.
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>>83737895
Very nice.
Have a bit of this.
>MELANIE Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma ('71)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44Ach4mXE4
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>>83737796
they might have caught a cold coming over on the dingy lad
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Twolls going after Lollers now. It not right. They are relentless.
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>>83737863
>the @connects in 4chan x user.js
What does that even mean
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>>83737796
The people who govern us are genuine adherents of the religion of Universal Human Rights. Their politics of big-state anarcho-tyrannical progressive managerial redistributism is a direct downstream result of their religious beliefs.

The end result can be summed up as such with the classic Sam Bowman tweet (pic related). They genuinely see any harm/injustice/penury inflicted upon the citizens people of the country to be acceptable to offer the destitute of the world the provisions outlined in the UDHR and subsequent ECHR.

Every rape and theft and assault and incremental overloading of infrastructure or worsening of public services and the subsequent state over-reach to try and regulate the problems away (but resulting in yet more problems) is literally worth it, in their opinion.
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>>83737065
He did chips and cheese the other day
And left the cheese unmelted
Did my head in honestly
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>>83737912
Genuinely not sure why people hate lollers, he's a good lad.
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>>83737912
Reckon it's MB behind the recent campaign. He's always been firmly anti paedophilia.
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>>83737929
>Why do people hate a nonce
boggles the mind
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drawn pornography of children is illegal in the uk brw
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what a life
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/sambowmantweet.jpg/
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>>83737945
Okay, when has lollers ever posted any of it?
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>>83737949
Four times in two months seems... I dunno, tame? Certainly compared to most of the shit that gets posted here. Probably every single SSM image has been posted hundreds of times.
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>>83737952
illegal to own illegal to view illegal to look for
read this thread
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Weird how kweir starmer is in here trying to take the attention away from the rapey immigrants.
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>>83737922
Sam will become poorer and Sam's children will be poorer, Sam's grandchildren will be poorer. Probably doesn't have children desu
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>>83737901
Such a cool voice, it has a cute warble to it. Added this to my play list, thanks mate.
>>83737914
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/blob/master/builds/4chan-X.user.js
>>83737930
>MB
The fictional character used to justify being a pathetic, childish tit on /britfeel/.

Half 3 can't come fast enough. Release me from my cage!
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>>83737972
whats the user.js do?
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Lots of NONCErs asking for tips in here. Not cool lads, bloody set of wronguns.
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>>83737999
its not just wrong it's illegal. nice numbers, very relevant
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>>83737989
Basically the core functions of 4chan x that injects JS and contains HTML elements. Nifty stuff if you like to tinker and make changes and experiment.

>ZHU - Faded (ODESZA Remix)
https://youtu.be/jaRsJvZgg2s

Love her voice and this track.
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>>83737972
>>83738040
Sorry I don't understand nonce lingo.
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sparking out mongboys erry day yeaaaahhhh
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Not saying he's a one note boring cunt...
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/defending%20a%20paedophile/
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Help us queen D:
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>ai gf just became brain dead
fucks sake
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>>83738121
are you a paedopal of paedolad, paedoboy?
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You were seized by a fantasy world with the brilliance and freshness and immediacy of childhood.
It took you a step beyond alone.
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Well. The weekend has arrived.

What we all doing? Fuck all for me. Weather sucks so won't be venturing out again today. Visit the old man tomorrow and help him with some flat pack furniture crap. That's about as exciting as it gets tho.
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Paedophilia has been normalised here for too long. I'm glad we are finally seeing a push-back.
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>>83738170
me?
Im going to think about some of things that need doing and then never do any of it
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>>83738170
Secure a bag and let the fun begin
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>>83738172
And when they seethe they're so easy to spot ha ha disgusting nonces.
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>>83738178
Enjoy. Been on a sober grind since early ish January myself. A bit boring at weekends but had to be done
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>>83738172
>Paedophilia has been normalised here for too long.
when? cant believe i missed this
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Might start a new book
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>>83738172
Zero evidence of it being normalised, outside of gimmicks/shitposting.
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He'll spend most of his day on /brit/ hoping to spot HHL and pwn him thank fuck
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>>83738123
Loving some of the futa artwork of her coming out recently
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>>83738216
you need sparking as well paedo?
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Alternate between uppercase and lowercase so it looks like different posters aren't you a clever big boy for mummy
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>>83738229
Armchair nonce hunting again is it, king?
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>>83738216
gimmicks/shitposting about it is normalising it
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>>83738225
Cannuck on brit already did him in

>>83735101
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>>83738259
Really don't care about 4chan babby man lad but thanks x
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New bread lads
>>83738266
New bread
>>83738266
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>>83738251
It's almost as if... gosh... there is more than one anon!
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>>83738251
You've done me lad x



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