cold editionroom temperature >>83657525
taking this thread's needle virginity
i should make rice to warm upand maybe put on my robe or something warm
I like needles
What's your guilty pleasure?
>>83736937self harm adrenaline
>>83736937flamin hot cheetos
>tfw no bf to lay between his legs and smell his crotch all day
>>83736750with your needle dick
>>83736937trashy, cheap sweeeeeetscandies, chocolates, soda, ice cream...
>woolloomoolooAustralia isn't real, it's just an elaborate joke made by drunk retarded brits
>>83737791>drunk retarded britsthat's just brits innit
>>83737791>woolloomoolooname derived from abobabble, but sure, blame the ones who actually built a civilisation there
>>83736937women. having sex with them.
>>83736750brad have you found a bf in mexico or wherever it is you live now
10 years ago was 4.3 billion years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4argNUTtB0w
>>83737791https://youtube.com/shorts/YjAOKSXTiZEI can't believe he said this
>>83736937None? I always do whatever I like, guilty pleasure is something you're not supposed to do, you know it, feel bad about it, yet you still do it. I always do what I like without any remorse
>>83737637i think about this one a lot
>>83736937feral_on_anthro porn is probably it'll take a while to own up to liking, even if i find a furry bf
>>83738559Hey anon, wanna cuddle and look at weird furry porn?
>>83738606starting with that displacer x dark urge BG3 video
>>83738674>displacer x dark urge BG3 videoHaven't played BG3 but looking up those characters, I can tell you have good taste
Already went to the store and back, I used to go this early all the time so I wouldn't get fast food on the way home then I stopped caring. Now I'm about to go out again for fast food because I might not get any for a while.
Hitler is not my president
I love doing a shit german accent, it is like the one one you can do always other than brit but i already am.
>tfw my normal taco bell meal is now 17 fucking dollars.its so over it's gone up again.
I want a hug by a sweet boy..
I'm sour
I hate my body hair
cold sleepy day, need bf to make a blanket nest on the bed with.
https://youtu.be/wG3vx6Uehs0>haircuts don't mat-ACKNo, it's actually insane how much better you can look with a good haircut, you hypothetical stupid n word f slur. Man I hate self labeled incels so much. Retarded ideology for lazy, whiny babies
>>83737968I live in the Negev
>>83740215>n word f slur>nigger is just a word>faggot is a slur What did he mean by this
>>83740215Who actually watches this shit? The mentally retarded?
>>83740434Judging by the comment section, mostly literal 12 year olds. Is this better or worse than coco melon?
>>83740447Probably worse than cocomelon I guess. I think when cartoons in the 80s at least tried to teach kids not to be evil it worked out pretty well.
I'm the laziest person on Earth, I also have ADHD. Anybody matching?
I ship a cute lanky influencer guy who's probably gay with another influencer guy who's big and bulky and a sort of a himbo, and he's also married to a woman. I'll write gay fanfics about them in my mind and no one can stop me
>>83740794Mee!!Let's ldar together
>>83740898yeah, with cute pajamas in a blanket on a super king size bed! sometimes I like to travel tho and enjoy a good sunny day tho
>wage most of day>go home>do nothing>repeat for months on end SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMAREI CAN'T CONTROL MYSELFFFF
>>83741004working is hell on Earth
>>83741040for me it's the wasting away when at home that I can't stand. why must I mentally yearn for something that I so detest and dread when it's time to actually do it
>>83740964Sounds comfy, though i don't normally wear pajamashow often do you travel
>>83741084I'll wear it so your skin will feel all cozy when we cuddle>spoilerNo big travels alas, just around my state and nearby places sometimes since I don't have that much money. If I did, I'd probably travel at least 2 months a year
>>83741106>I'd probably travel at least 2 months a yearsame bro. I've traveled out of country a few times, and it's gotten me a bit hooked on the idea. sadly being poor is usually a permanent stamp, so once every few years it'll have to be.
>>83741139>I've traveled out of country a few timesI never did. You probably traveled far more than I did..>sadly being poor is usually a permanent stamp I'm a NEET, well, if I weren't I wouldn't be the laziest ADHD bf
>>83741060You waste time at home because you're too tired from work. You're blaming yourself when the system that still makes people work 40 hours a week instead of half that time is the one to blame. This is a NEET board, you should know this.
after spending 17 bucks for lunch I got a pizza out too so I had extra food to eat for the snow storm. This was after going to store so I'd have things to cook. I'm getting worse in my laziness.
>hot pepperoni pizza>snow stormPeak comfy
>first week of new job after 3 years of being a neetHow do I get cute brown boys to like me?
>>83742120>cute brown boyswhat, do you want a unicorn too?
>>83742120How'd you get yours? I tried doing some job apps but got ghosted. Did got 1 interview and got rejected.
For dinner it's gonna be a salmon packet mixed with some mayonnaise. And for dessert it's gonna b sunflower seeds.
has there ever been an r9gay meetup?
>tfw too crazy to have a bf:(
>>83743161no but i would pay for your ticket if you watched zootopia 2 with me
Hi cooper
>>83743243what is the difference between there and here?
>>83743255gg has more tripfags that bicker, dox each other, fight, and retire which is hilarious when it happens
>>83743255In gaygen all the posters want is bbc theyre obsessed with it
>>83736937twink bdsm sis
>>83743240At least make buying the ticket have some negative to it otherwise it's just a complete steal
I deep throat a dildo with a prostate massager in my ass while watching sissy hypno but I swear to god I am not gay.
>>83741004>NEET sleeping 20+ hours a day>wake up feeling too tired and hungry to do anything>eat and then do nothing for the next 2 hours before falling asleep again>repeat for years on endSOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMAREI AM WASTING EVERY SINGLE HOUR OF MY LIFETIMEI CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
>>83743992I'm a neet too but I sleep only 8-12 hours a day between regular sleep and naps. The other time I'm here or playing vidya.
>>83743240I'm old, ugly, virgin and diagnosed with autism, would you still pay for my ticket?
Am I really a furry if never even watched zootopia 1?
i wanna take 18yo japanese twink virginity
>tfw no cute bear to cuddle with
My mind been on what I've been wanting to do and what I know the world been wanting to hear from me.
I just want to cuddle, he doesn't have to be physically attractive, I want to give love and I'm touch starved
>dont have a single dominant bone in my body>too masculine to capitalize on my submissivenessWhy
So hungry but must save my pizza, and well not stuff my fat ass even more. I ate when I get into an eat everything phase where I just eat or want to eat nearly constantly.
>>83739493>the 9$ ultra luxe cravings box is now the 68$ ultra luxe cravings box
>>83744711Just ate 4 large slices of pizza and i feel like a pig
my internet guyfren told me that he had a dream in which he made out with me and he wouldn't shut up about it all day talking about how flustered he gets when thinking about it, Which makes me happier than I'd like to admit. I can't believe I've stooped so low as to get hot and bothered by tonguing a guy in his dreams.
>>83743161>>83743240pull up to the sebastiani theater :speaking_head:
>>83736937Gay sex in an original manner
>>83743992blud really be speedrunning life
cooked sausage and just upset my stomach, and debating on if I want to try to sneak in a trip to aldi in the morning before the snow starts.
>>83744819I would go but I can't travel to the US, no visas for my 3rd world ass
Why are (You) so cute anon?
>>83745450*squishes you in my giant robots hand*
>>83745511why are your bot hands sweaty anon? :-)
Im stuck in a mental prison
>If I was a manShut up bitch if I as a woman I'd have my prince charming save me from the nightmare I love in and all I'd have to do is have sex with him which would be easy as I'd love him you stupid feminist whore. But since I'm a man I'll die unloved and unsaved because I can't do it on my own and no one cares about my suffering.
>>83742070>when the system that still makes people work 40 hours a week instead of half that timeWe should abolish the 40 hour workweek, but YOU JUST KNOW that wageslaves will be demanding their chains back, and asking "what am i supppsed to do with my time??!!"
>>83743992The moment you realize nobody is coming to save you, is the moment you grow up
>>83742858I just had to wait and deal with the fucked up job market. Right place right time I guess. It probably wont ever be for the job you want or care about.
>cant apply to get rehired at my last job for another 4 monthsFUCK
>>83745755that only works if you're able to pick yourself up though
Oh wait its 3 more months actually. Still..FUCK
>>83745665Good time to catch up on reading books
Just learnt that you are meant to do shampoo then conditioner been doing it the wrong ray round for years fuck me, all my nice raspberry stuff wasted.
>>83745665WOE UPON YOU
I hope my "father" goes away soon. Not his money tho, that's the only thing he was "good" for.
>>83746046What's a conditioner?
>tfw no insecure ~5'10" chubby twink mathematician/physicist bf to shower with love and affection
>>83745770I quit my current job twice, was rehired twice. I've stuck with them for a year now and we've changed buildings and management so at least I'll have a new face to talk to when I quit a third time.
>>83745755I know no one is coming but I fail every time I try to fix my life, I'm not strong enough to get out of bed, I accepted the fact I'm a failure and I already gave up. I still wish I could do better, I still wish I could get up more often because I really enjoy life when I manage to achieve even the smallest thing, I really enjoy life when I'm awake, if only I could do that more often, if only I could stay awake for longer, if only I could get a job.
>>83747363are you back prindello or is this just an imitation?
>>83747363man i just wanna let go of my skinny body and get soft
>>83748212We never exchanged digital signatures so there's no way for you to prove it's me beyond my love of male midsections :<>>83748375Soft is better for snuggles UwU
Henlo fellow gays. My fiance and I got quite the bit of a height difference. I'm a 160 cm (5'3) shortie, and he's a windmill of 195 cm (6'5). Our sex lives are very great and we're both satisfied, but many positions sometimes end up a bit awkward. Anybody here with any suggestions for positions? Or any fun stuff we can do with that? Roleplay ideas are also very welcome, but we don't wanna do ageplay.
>>83736937I would let Yogi and Boo Boo spitroast me
>>83748595Anon you are asking for sex advice in a celibate thread, you are pretty lost, we are all virgins
>>83749060Oh! I'm sorry, didn't know this was a celibate thread/board. I'm just looking around a bit, relatively a newfag. I hope you find the boy of your dreams anon. I've also spent some years being single and came across this guy by pure luck, it's fucking hard out there... I know :/
>>83749172try /lgbt/ they're the more 'normal' gay board
having to stop and take notes when reading a book is boring, but I won't remember shit otherwise. worst part is writing the definition of a word down, then encountering it later in the book and you forgot its definition again.
>local stores stopped selling my favorite monster flavor>been a month now with no sign of returning>they've even removed the price tags where their spot wasthis is targeted, I know it.
>>83749847The deep state politburo has decided that your favorite monster flavor is no longer 'in' for the rest of the fiscal year.
>>83749877i'll subsist off of white monster until the deep state rescinds their crucible
2026 anime is so good I done even have time to watch frieren yet because I keep rewatching some episodes.Hell's paradise started offright where it left off and kicked into higher gear as well with excitement and likeable characters and that lingering sense of ever present danger it's known for.Fate/strange fake episode 3 gave us one of the best fight scenes and vampires are cool, ok?Tojima wants to be Kamen rider is technically from 2025 but it's second half is getting better after a disappointing training arcs that concluded in December.And what can I even say about last episode of juj? The music, the memorable scenes, the epic conclusion to maki's main storyline it's too good.Sentenced to be a hero is decent too, has some really good character designs (well just two characters but still). May not be so amazing but very good show as wellI haven't enjoyed anime like this, definitely not in this quantity in such a long time. And I just can't get enough~
>>83748595>>83749172Hey I remember you! You came from /b/, your bf is Irish and big, your family loves him and you are about to marry
psycho mantis be like >>83750324
>tfw foot of snow incomingGood thing I stocked up, this looks bad. Like we haven't had this much snow in years bad.
Do we like the Netflix tv show Boots in here?
>>83751629looks like one of those woke-ified remakes for full metal jacket
>>83750324Haha yes ^-^ hung out in the cozy gay threads! Christmas with the families was fun! Now my senpai wants to go to Belfast. Older brother desperately wants to come along for the pubs. Let's just say that Luxembourg city is the boomer capital of western Europe I think. Can't really go out to many places without constantly feeling you're in some elderly home :(
>>83751629no sir i do not like this
Can someone here convince me to lose my virginity on grindr
>>83751629Boots boots boots boots moving up and down again Men men men men men go mad with watching em
leg bothering me again, along with my hand carpal tunnel and I want to eat a second dinner.
I don't know if I should watch anime or play some of my game. I don't like these decisions but I decided it's gametime
If I drink spear mint tea twice a day can I lower my free testosterone such that I become a little bit more feminine? I already have a lot of body fat % and feminine genes for thighs and big butt; I'm hoping I can get smooth skin and slightly more feminine without getting too low of testosterone for health risks. I don't have access to estrogen.
I miss xmas. I wish I could find some sweet gay guys (most frens, one bf maybe) that love holidays just as much as I do and decorate everything in the house Xmas themed with them, and of course, decorate the most sparkling tree, which would be up until February. Every guy I knew (as acquaintances) didn't care about xmas
>>83752319Miles Heizer is a cute irl
>>83747713>every time I tryDon't delude yourself, you haven't even begun to try.
I am already planning going to the cinema on valentines day alone then see if anyone else had the same idea as me and then i steal them Genius plan i say
>tfw no ~5'10" chubby twink mathematician/physicist bf to think about all day until we can snuggle again
>>83754733I actually need to hear this more often, I wish you could be there to tell me I'm not really trying when my will starts to weaken, that would help me to push harder, peer pressure would help me a lot but I don't have anyone else in my life.
>snow totals are up to 15 inches expected.wow, that's a lot of snow. At least mom didn't have to see it because she'd be freaking out about everything as was her way.
>>83755037>not sweeping the snow off her grave
>>83755060I couldn't even get through the gates right now, plus no way my little car would even make it down there.
Did anyone ever tell you how beautiful football fields covered in snow are?
>83748595That height difference is only acceptable if you're the top>>83749410That's why you should read short stories :>I should look up more definitions dough
>>83753273Your body produces estrogen dummy
>>83753451Very wholesome anon I wish you luck
>>83755771it never snows where I live :(
>>83756218Condemned to this hell known as California
There's enough snow outside to have a proper snowball fight, snowforts and all. I wish my brother was interested in doing those sorts of things.
>>83753451>didn't care about xmasit's sad nonny so many guys today don't care for christmas, ig they are just not whimsical enough ;33333
Christmas just reminds me how poor I am when I have to survive on basically no money just because I have to buy presents.
Christmas just reminds me I have no family or friends and how sad and lonely I am.
https://youtu.be/HDjdSK-oRC4Speaki is so inspirational. This thing sang her little heart out. Gave it her all! I wish I could give it my all for once in my life. I'm talking 5th round Lawler type stuff. I always half ass things. I wanna know what it feels like to have nothing left. Probably scary. I'm the type to always stack up on potions and items in a game and not use any of it because I may need it later and I don't want to grind (that's gay) in case I keep losing to a boss. I think it's also because I don't want to lose when trying my hardest. Then again I felt better failing some exam when I studied than passing the same one when I wasnt trying as much because I thought I didn't deserve the results.
>want to jerk off>don't have any immediate material that can really wow my penis and make it a worthwhile experienceSIGH.
>>83758215idk about the weird gremlin thing, but I fuck with the male vocalist. japanese music has a certain quality to it I enjoy: usually a synthesis of traditional musical sensibilities/instruments with western influence. that and chinese-western fusion stuff can be pretty good.
I'm off to shovel the mountain of white bullshit. Here I go!
I'm waiting until tomorrow, it'll be colder and take my fat ass all day but it's still snowing here.
>>83759081That was really 2 hours ago? Damn. Then again I spent a lot of time standing still and watching the snow fall
It really is the big 26 isn't it
>>83754800I have adhd and trying has been hard for me all my life. What i did to fix it is called body doubling. I now work 4-6hr days and no longer "lazy". (I wish my partner would want to put in more time).
>>83757269>is this...hell?>nah, it's Bakersfield>>83760784wow, rude
there should be r9TRANS
I do this shit for my hood (r9gay)
>>83761607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXq2z9H_GLA
>I lost the only girl in the world that know me bestOne of my fav kanye verses ever
>>83736937Gooning binge on gay furry porn, particularly knots
>tfw no short distance bf>>83761904Cute + based + valid
need intermediate range ballistic bf...
>>83762164thanks anon, what is short distance to (You)
>>83762259No more than a 40 minute drive
>>83762304yeah but where are you from? baka
>>83762348district of columbia
>>83762376Dang that's like 12 hours away anon, not 40 minutes...
TELL ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!
A LOT OF LOYALTY F0R A HIRED GUN!
God loves /r9gay/
absolute cinemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u19TRaVrWws
>>83761904I do this but it was a very long time before I let myself jerk off to anthros that didnt have human dicks
>>83761560These freaks already have an entire board
time go and attempt to shovel this massive amount of snow. I took out the trash a few mintutes ago and nearly fell on my ass. It is easily 14-15 inches deep.
i am going to apply to jorbs today the only way foreward for me is getting money so i can fix my car and move to a city. whst punishment should befall me if i get distracted and don't do it?
>>83763062why do you guys want to fuck little boys so much
i was perfectly fine with my bf having a foot fetish but now he admits he is really into how they smell and i have been wearing the same socks for 3 days now :3
>>83762972love has no time limit <3
i do not want a foot fetish bf i want a sock fetish bf
I can't stop getting horny when I hear a dude speaking German, Germans are incredibly hot, Krauts are made for sex, Krauts, Beneluxians, Baltics, all made for sex, whites are the hottest, I need white cock so bad.
>>83764421Why? >>83766178I thought you said you wanted a short distance bf though!
>>83766765because it felt like it was crossing a line
>>83766698>I need white cock so badI love when a white cock has a fat juicy swollen red head. the lightness of the skin accentuates the contrast between the turgidity of the glans filling with blood. it really betrays how hard they're getting and is super hot
I want snacks. I want twix and snickers and mr. goodbars
and a glass of milk
>>83766698what about an American who theatrically knows german but can't speak it fluently, though I was complimented on my pronunciation by my teachers and professors so I can't read things and sound like I know what I'm saying but in all reality I don't.
i don't have work tomorrow cause of all the snow. half yippie, half damn it due to losing a day's wages
I still have half the driveway to shovel, it's easily 15 inches of snow here, maybe a bit more. Bit I'll do it tomorrow, I'm worn out for today and my foot hurts really bad.
>>83766853But you did cross that line eventually right?
>>83767724Eventually. Then I went through a bunch of old artists to see what I had blacklisted before
I don't think I can tie together all the threads of my life
>>83767775Holy based, I think I like you anon UwU
I prefer horsecocks with the flare to dog cocks, but knots are cool.
i wanna lose my virginity on grindr but im too scared
>>83767129>>83767141that was a mistake. too many calories today aaa i was so healthy this month too
>>83768983Damn unc middle aged metabolism hitting you hard huh
>>83769024people have been saying my whole life that my metabolism would catch up with me and it still hasn't. but i'm trying to..."keep it tight"...you know?
i've had a small desire to buy plated armor, but i imagine it would be expensive, be of poor quality metal, and also not even fit me right
>>83752381>grindrGuys on grindr suck ass.
>>83769223unless you get it custom made for $$$$ it will be shitty larp tier.
>>83766168Stop posting children anon
>>83769531>Guys on grindr suck ass.Literally
i want to marry him and get bred by his chud cock
>>83767448White Americans are sexo but I don't talk about it since there are too many Americans in this thread, I love listening to English a lot, I'm "ESL" but I barely know enough English to post online since I only learn a little bit of it by reading books, I get turned by listening to white guys speaking foreign languages in general, I notice Dutch, German and English are really similar languages, I love English accents, Southern, Australian and British are my favorites, I bet you are a hottie anon.
>>83770150>I bet you are a hottie anon.lol lmao, I'm a old balding fat fuck who happened to learn a little German back in school/college.
>>83770216You can just lose some weight if it makes you feel insecure, the other 2 things are not that bad and there isn't much that can be done about them anyway, you are attractive as long as you have a kind heart anon.
Tomorrow I will surely start actually reading my self help book I bought. Instead of just using it as a thing to put my phone on while charging
/r9gay/ deserves to be a dead general for rejecting me for not being chad.
>>83769531a perfect match 4 a sucker like u
>>83770919the iq test captcha slapped the user base in the face
there's nothing IQ about it, it's just obnoxious bs that takes too much concentration and time to be worth it for a lot of people to do before making a single shitpostalso it breaks 4chanX on certain boards
>>83770988Proof that gay bottoms are retarded and tops are the smart ones? Hmm guess gay bottoms finally learned to shut the fuck up and stop spreading their chad only whore bullshit
>>83756043Thank you anon <3 Wish me luck, I do need it...>>83757450Are you being ironic?
Sweetest perfectionAn offer was madeAn assorted collectionBut I wouldn't trade
Defending our kind isn't trendy anymore, but defending colored folks still is
bumo as in bump fumo 9
>>83761904hngggggg neeeed picc>>83771391i love christmas, it always feel so cozy
filthy degenerate general>>>/lgbt/
>>83773353>goes to the gay thead>sees gays>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all these gaysnigga really fighting his own dragons
>>83773367faggot loser who got bullied in school:
faggot loser ewwww
do you realise you're all filthy and creepy
>>83773436>projectingsad to see. it's alright nonny it's 2026 noone care anyomore
>>83773465bunch of weird faggots
perpetually single weird faggot losers
>>83773469bro is really ragebaiting himself lmao
>>83773479beta freak faggot
lmaoing at your lives right now, imagine growing up to be a faggot jesus
Anybody else hate 9/11 jokes? It was a fucking tragic event and really marked the end of the "old world". Everything since then has been a devolving cycle of shit.
kid named faggot jesus:
respectless gross freaks
welcome back, to SLOP LIIIIIVEtoday's SLOPPIC is...
>tfw no bf who loves meWaa.
tfw everyone rejects you at fyre island
Still can't believe that despite meow being so fat and disgusting and basically a finnish version of nickocado he has simps and people that would actually date him but I have none just because I'm a top and bottoms live life on easy mode. It's not fair.
disgusting faggot trash
Finally got the driveway shoveled, of course the street is still covered so I'm not going anywhere. I have never craved the mcslop so badly in my life. I still have stuff to eat at home but I desperately crave the fast food. I haven't had any since Saturday and that's the longest I've been for a while.
My little gray cells are bigger than yours
i kinda want a hamburger too
more like little gay cells lmoa
why do i even bother saving porn. flipside, why do i bother looking for new porn. i have all the porn i'd need.
>>83766853Lmao modern day furries really are prudes. Then again I fell deep into it instantly because I didn't realise they were actually based off their genetalia. I thought they were just being quirky.
>>83777181furries are the most degenerate degens around with a large number into fucked up things like vore and abdl.
>>83777195And yet they won't sleep with me. Riddle me that batman
>>83777445You're so retarded that if someone wanted to sleep with you, they couldn't reach you. You have entrenched yourself in deep layers of delusion
>>83777474Furries have so many butt buddies that they're not gonna sleep with some really ugly random gaycel like me. They're just gonna hit the cord to find their femboy fox or whatever.
I knew a furry and yeah he would cuddle all his friends and as much as it would hurt to because I view cuddling as a romantic thing I really was jealous. I don't remember the last time a non family member gave me any kind of physical touch making it so that I even looked up if I could pay people around me to just give me a hug, and people are out there cuddling their friends
This snow needs to burn, now. It's in a huge pile all along the curb so parking is scarce. If I go to work and then come home my spot will probably be taken. I need to put down some caltrops.
The snow was so bad they didn't get collect the trash this week. So now I just have to hope the trash can hold another week's worth of trash.
boys will leak fluid out of their penis when they're flustered and that's neat
I kind of miss when I was the only thing you jerks ever talked about. Kind of. Funny how as soon as I left, I immediately got the one thing you all have been begging for your whole lives. I guess I just miss the attention, or the feeling of having something close to friends. Now I have something better, yet I still mind myself missing this place.I sincerely hope some of you are at least closer to getting a boyfriend.
in another slump againwhy must i be at the whims of hormones i can't control
>>83779413Nigga is you bugging right now?
Deep layers of delusion...
Why do you think you turned out liking men? You don't actually believe that "born this way" bs, do you?
>>83780386I'm autistic and therefore only men have ever shown me any sort of decency, much less affection
>>83780386Dunno. I was never molested nor groomed. Though after reading comments on xhamster, I wish I was.
>>83780386most gay people are definitely born that way
>>83780904>most gay people are definitely born that wayIdentical twins can have different sexual orientations.
>>83780904Not me I chose to be gay
>>83780386who would ever choose to be a faggot>>83781075apparently him
>>83781008Sexual orientation is a compex mix of things, some genetic some hormonal some environmental/social
anxious about this weekend, might be hanging out with someone who was taking a looong trip and is passing through my townso worried he will walk up, see my face irl, and just want to continue on his journeyor that i will be too offputting xS
>tfw no absolute cinnamon bf
>>83780237Newfags wouldnt know
I wish I had a burly, rowdy car to drive over these tiny bumps of snow. Instead I have a mom car...and there's nothing wrong with that!
>>83779413It's ok kiwi-chan no one cares anymore
>>83781096Me, I don't wanna deal with foids anymore.
Enjoying a kebab rn,how are you boys spending your evening?
>>83782718I'm buying snacks online for work break. Typically I eat a small thing of nuts and cheese, and eat a banana. I wish I have a kebab. Or bring a frozen beef patty or something. I love those
I feel bad cause I lanced an old pimple on my face even though it was old. now it's probably gonna leave a mark for sure, sometimes you should leave things alone but it was so visibly red for so long i wondered what's even the point of me owning lotion and facewash
can't even jerk off now to boost my mood smdh
time to wage soon. just another day in my faggot retard nigger incel chud life
>>83777968fruddling is a dangerous game. too much and you can accidentally oxytocin each other and then well..."wouldn't it be fun if we were roommates?"...just dont let skin ever touch skin and you should be fine though!
banned for like ten days but its finally over! lets get it staaarted!!!!!!
I DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CHEVY
>>83784177don mac leeeean i do a hunnet on the heavyone day dry, next a body in the leveesome poor soul just dumb enough to test meoutta my WAY im ROLLIN with my BESTIEeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip tie marks and not a thing elseis it still a crime if i just scared em straight to hell?
My muscles are still sore from shoveling snow and I didn't get anything for dinner again so another frozen pizza. I have one left. I need to try and get out tomorrow no matter what.
>>83785241I don't have much food in my place either. The parking situation isn't as bad as I made it out to be so I'll try to go shopping too. Want some eggs and burgers
Accidentally got entangled with a cute chinese girl and it's making me question my gayness. Should I self sabotage or just pull myself together?
>>83785241same boat, well except i didnt shovel nuttin yet. but my car is snowed in and i ought to get it out tomorrow. business 2 do. but because i live in an apartment, all i have is a trowel...so it might take a while. i ought to do it though, so the city can plow the parking spot rather than me just being snowed in there. but i am also most likely having pizza 2day. theres these 2good2go pizza deals that all come up around 9 to 11pm, like three or four slices for four to six bucks depending on the place. its a really good deal cause its always less than 2 a slice for big slices and usually even specialty slices which are like four or five bucks. you dont get to choose which slices, but i like trying new things, and it's all been good so far. well...almost. sometimes the cheeseburger slices are a little err...wack. i think its when they go all the way and drizzle on like big mac sauce type sauce that they get a little wack to me. aaanyway. pretty tempting deal if im hungry of an eve and didnt cook anything and dont want to. ive been avoiding doing dishes by hand as much as possible b/c my skin (which is fine rn because im not doing that). something about the east coast climate just does not agree with me, it's too dry in the winter and too wet in the summer and i get issues with both. which is weird, because it's where i grew up....living in western p.a. i never had any problems of that kind even while hand washing dishes and even working in a cafe using my hands for lots of things. if i did that now my skin would get really f'ed up in like two days flat. so anyway. i like living here but it's a weirdly big small problem. so yeah imna pan heat them pizza slices, theyre big, pan-filling slices and all. not quite home plate tier but goodly.
i found some funny stuff while i was away but ive got to take a shower right now on account of being sticky and a bit "post workout" from -------- all day...which is often what happens when i get banned for a little...that or playing a video game for 20 hrs straight. and then again the next day. this thread is really important to my productivity actually. so its a *healthy* habit.
>>83785241oh yeah i meant to say, i didnt have to shovel any snow but i did walk around the city for 2-3 hours at a pretty good pace in boots because...well it's a little silly but i like charging along as fast as i can through tons of snow, you slip and slide a little like running on ice but less reliably so youre constantly almost falling. i especially like going down hills at speed because you can almost half ski really. so i walked a good loop, stole an apple from a university cafeteria, and also found a semi interesting just-released novel "crucible" in a little free library. it was actually an advance copy although the soon-on-shelves date on it was this month. i like hitting that little free library in particular because i think someone who works in writing or publishing or an english department lives near there, there's often like unusual plays and various old books. this one is new but for a new one it looks...well better than anything else new i've seen in a while. not that i look often. but if i happen to see something new that looks ok i feel like i should try it. aaanyway. i got a frightful blister on the side of my toe from walking hard in boots that long. so i am a little ouched, though differently.
Actually I just breakfast sausage and toast for dinner, is there a word for having breakfast food for dinner? Not that it matters really. Food is food for my fat ass.
>>83785976>is there a word for having breakfast food for dinner?Brinner :3
>>83786025cute, I guess I had brinner then. Make it sound all fancy instead of just my lazy ass fixing whatever was in the fridge.
>>83770216be my boyfriend please? I will worship you if youre fat. I'm also fat if that matters
>Got rejected by a r9gay anon
>>83786090Imposter, you should know that was also a storypost.
>>83786117nah. be my boyfriend. now.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
I made k*rean short ribs for dinner but the best part was the onion I fried in the beef fat, many such cases>>83785326total sexhaver death
ive started a new bit on my show where i read old things in one take and then talk about them a bit. i dont know if this will be as popular but that's just how it is. i consider myself obligated as a broadcaster to maintain a certain ratio of educational programming. anyway so if youd like to hear me read a william pitt speech from 1766 in an increasingly funny voice -- https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-smart-1-on-the-right-of-taxingand if you didnt hear yet, everyone who cares about fixing things is going on a tax strike. minimize your withholdings. file, don't pay. the max legal penalty is only 25% of the total after four years, as long as you filed the paper.trump never paid a cent in taxes he wasnt forced to, and he expects people to just pay taxes to him? i think not. maybe dont become president if youre a hardcore tax avoider. people might, you know, take the president's behavior as an example for themselves.
>>83786563you fit perfectly for this general
>>83786111>chat up r9gay anon>flirt with him and have him salivating for my dick and begging for it>after a few weeks of erp'ing, mutually start talking less and less until ceasing contactin this way I am maud'dib: I used the jihad, and the jihad used me (shai-hulud, shai-hulud...)
>>83786764but can you See where no bene gesserit can See (and do you see a bf there)
>>83786812among the ripples and flow of time, I see... zero bf:(
meow hasn't been seen for a while, I hope that possum and ass posting finn is okay.
>>83786965namefags come and go. as one thread personality leaves, another fills the vacuum (eventually)
>>83787014how you feeled [Felted.] saying that:
>rings at your door>H-hi anon I-I have uhm s-some snacks. I thought y-you'd like to share?What do? he's + 18 in this scenario
>>83786965Good riddance why are you being nice to that fat slut
>>83786206https://youtu.be/bGCBbYebP0s?si=HfX4wMGqIx6L6IFo
press E to eat
I no call no showed on my second day of work today. I was supposed to come in 5 minutes ago. I'm terrified and hiding from my phone as it's blowing up, but the first day was an absolute nightmare and made me want to fucking kill myself, and I couldn't even sit down for 8 hours. I fucking hate employment I hate work I hate being a neet I hate everything I hate being alive.
>>83788292you feel comfortable enough to post this shit though lmao
>>83788318What the fuck are you even talking about, you absolute fucking retard?
>>83788292Honey, breathe. Yes, work is hell, all the sane people do recognize a work based society like ours should be vaporized by a meteorite, most hope that would happen, I do...I get youNow, what was the problem? Why did you start working? What did you hate about that place?
>>83788327the fact that you are one entitled conceited fuck
>>83788336>entitled conceited fuck>for leaving a jobYou're one retarded fuck, anon. An absolute fucking moron.
>>83788342that you are comfortable enough to post this says it all
>>83788346Retarded vagueposter.
>>83788352use your brain for you know it to be true
>entitledwho's even posting this kind of crap on r9k on all places? Do not reply to him, he's in search for ragebaiting
>>83788356lol butthurt manbaby
>>83788334Started working because neet time had to end. Thought I could handle a hotel front desk work, worked at a shitty motel one before, so thought a fancier one would be doable.
>>83788292What went wrong nonnie?
>>83788362You're on fucking /r9gay/ you fucking troglodyte.
>>83788387what does that have to do with you acting like a pathetic tranny?
>>83788382>neet time had to endsad...you didn't have any money or support left?>HotelI understand, you're an introvert so working front desk is hell for you. However think about it, you're not out there picking up trash, cleaning toilets or in a factory. You're doing some fancy work, so dress the best way you can tomorrow to boost your confidence and breathe, stay calm. Were some clients hard to deal with or is the manager mean?
>>83788382Anon? Everything allright? Did you answer to the emails?
14 year old boyfriend sent this to me
despite making up a mere 3% of the population faggots are responsible for 33% of child sexual abuse cases
>>83789039>tails picture Friendly fire
>>83789039>3%you mean that's the number of gays who are open about it. In reality the share of gay pedos more accurately reflects the real number of gay men irl, but most of them are closeted.
Parking in the snow is hard, stop watching me do it aieeee
I finally got my car out and the street is cleared where I could even get mcslop. Except now I'm so hot and tired from doing the tiny bit of work needed all I want to do is sleep for a few hours.
Living in a household going through a divorce as an adult son is fucking bullshit and not even in the saddening way.
>>83789979have you seen the movie cyrus starring jonah hill? some ideas for you.
>>83788409i dont think there usually is a day 3 after skipping day 2. i would assume that the hotel desk job is just kind of freaking boring, punctuated with occasional annoying people.personally i really liked working at a small cafe, always little things you can be prepping or cleaning to save yourself time later at closing. so there isnt that just....standing watching the clock feeling. thats a mind killer imo. can't stand it. and at a cafe, while there is some interaction with customers n stuff, its really prescribed. you can say the same lines every single time. "what can i get for you." "coming right up." "here you go." "have a nice day!" literally it. & as far as co-workers, in my experience when its only you and one other person, theyre usually alright regardless of who they are. in comparison, even just at another place i worked that had like four to six people there, it would get a bit cliquey and school like. id turn around and realize it was just me upfront and id be like where did everyone go and then id realize they were all chatting in the back again. and then when there was another guy there who i had a few conversations with, the owner fired him after a few weeks even though he was doing everything perfectly. so basically it was like school except if you make a friend they can get randomly booted without even doing anything wrong. i dont know how people survive who work at large places and chains, they make you work sooo much harder, and even if they didnt the social stuff that develops in large groups with power dynamics is really unpleasant even just to watch when its not affecting you.
>>83790101Happy you calmed down anon, seems like you collected your feelings :)Gonna reply to the whole post later, just checking how you were doing
Unless you're a twink you shouldn't be gay, there's nothing more gross tha two ugly manly men having sex. Being gay should only be reserved for younger, feminine looking men. It makes me sick to imagine two bears having sex.
>Two manly men having sex Peak! Peak! I'm peaking!
>>83788382a job can always be a bit overwhelming when you just start, even if you have previous experience in the field. I'd have apologized and made an excuse for the absence. They may not believe it, but it could be enough deniability to keep the job until you found something more to your liking. >>83788318gen alpha arrogant faggot
>>83790584it is a bit hot thougheverbeit
god i wish i lived in middle earth and could spend my days frolicking, drinking, and reciting poetry in endless dales and plains
>>83790584my allmighty god that pose...
>>83790489im not the other guy. i havent really ever had a proper job other than a year at that cafe and a few months here and there at other places. i just sell stuff from thrift stores on the internet and its usually plenty of money if i work at it consistently. technically, legally, for tax purposes, i am president and ceo of a corporation, but it is just me that i am boss of, and even then i'm not always great at it. actually i also did part time undergraduate research in a chemistry lab group for a year or so, but the constant airflow required for safety dried my skin out to hell (i was literally red all over and flaking) and i wasnt that good at keeping my notes and records properly and also broke stuff kind of a lot. so...i kind of learned by the end of my degree that i basically couldnt physically work in that environment without slathering myself in vaseline every day, and at anything actually real beyond homework and tests i probably wouldnt be very good at in anyway. so i packed my bindle and my trucker bag and headed off into the hills...........where some say i still roam about to this very day.
>>83790584Fucking disgusting, if these two were twink on femboy it would have been at least attractive. Or even better, if it was a woman pegging a cute guy.
>>83790606>gen alpha arrogant faggotisnt it the opposite of that?? isnt he saying "if you feel comfortable enough to post about it then you arent that bad a case"? its kind of that annoying type of "i have it worse than you do" oneupsmanship but isn't he saying he has it worse than the anon hes talking to? like, hes being a bit annoyingly emo rather than arrogant as far as i can tell.
Attempt to go out for some mcslop for dinner or should I not risk it? I'd really like some tendies out some place.
>>83791090assuming someone's situation and making claims based on those assumptions (read: unfounded) is arrogant.
>>83791075if your problem with that is their bodies and not the fact that theyre mashing the poo hole then....well you might be an idiot in fact actually. dont forget, poop is shit and its not healthy or safe to touch it. somehow they seem to leave that out of "health class" these days. "anal sex safety" lmao like why not just have "sticking needles in your eyes safety"? "how to drive drunk safely"? dont get me wrong. guy and a guy, i understand the instinct. but as humans, when we know things are wrong, we can...not do them. theres lots of other ways to have a good penis time. like come on. all the nice things you could be doing and you want to put your dick in shit? still. guy and a guy, i understand the impulse. straight people who go for the shithole though....you got something really wrong with you. like really wrong. so wrong i dont think theres any fixin. just go. like...just go. it was probably just the nasty side of the internet that put that in your head but still. maybe if you never look at that kind of thing again youll get better in time. maybe. but you better never look again. twelve steps, never never never and never nine more times. you in shitaholics anonymous now. once a week you gonna have to stand up and say "hi my name is anon and i dont got no sense but im tryin to be better." you better get you in a program soon before you brew up some kinda super aids mixing things around, poking around in a place that no one with two cents ever poke around in for a million dollars if they got two working brain cells. damn.
>>83791149anon, you KNOW cleaning your ass and douching is a thing. why did you write all this out in the faggot general where how to go about anal sex is common knowledge.
>>83791164you gon eat chicken soup out of a toilet if i promise i scrubbed it real good? i dont THINK so. dumb fucker. and that aint even the same situation, cause its not like the toilet is where the poop come from. you clean a toilet that'll stay clean, nothing but fresh clean water comin into it. so you should be alright eatin chicken soup outta there. butt? butt makin more poop all the time. no such thing as a clean poo hole. no sir. i do not see, furthermore, what liking guys and dicks has to do with wanting to put em where the sun dont shine. your attempts to tar homosexuality are not appreciated.
>>83791111am i wrong or didnt you just "assume" he was "gen alpha"?can i "assume" youre a "zoomer" based on your instant and immediate attempt to make castigatory moral judgments when you dont really have much at all to go on?
>>83791200>such thing as a clean poo holeokay but that's wrong, as poop is water soluble and then any remaining bacteria can be washed off with soap. do you think there's just an endless supply of poop brimming against your asshole to come out? if you haven't pooped in a while and cleaned your asshole, it's fine. if you want to actually stick something in, you can douche to clean a bit deeper into the colon and then reclean. I don't think you'll listen to a word I say, but this is just for other anons
>>83791220yes? I wasn't debating him, I was insulting him for being an arrogant faggot. this isn't a debate club, bro. if you act like an inflammatory dickhead to people venting about their lives in the sadsack faggot general on the sadsack board, you WILL be insulted for it.
>>83791249i aint debating you either buddy just telling you to shut itarrogant snarrogant, anon sounded like a pretty sad case to me, if he thinks hes got it worse than someone who no showed on his second day just cause that guy can talk about it to strangers online. doesn't sound like anon is in a good place to me if he thinks he has it worse than that. and all YOU can think to do is go at him with some genwar shit and assumptions of your own. maybe SHUT up.
watching this with bf in 7 days ;333333333333333333333https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXED3A_c4xchypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>83791275>and all YOU can think to do is go at himoh woe, won't someone think of the anon tarding out and lashing out at other people!
>>83791292two means don't make a nice zoomiekinshe was mean bc sad whereas youre a judgy and mean old crab for no reason i can tell so who's worse? you zoom oh's are always tryna figure out who's worse so why dont you go run the analysis and get back to me in a minute or never.
>>83791309it does make a difference if one is in defence of another. i'm not trying to be le defender of r9gay anons, but I will step up if it looks like someone is being shit talked for no reason. that doesn't do anything but bring the mood down.
>>83791238ive heard of people thinking their shit dont stink but this is ridiculous. (laugh track)you want the truth? you think youre ready for the truth? unless you aint ate for three days there is always some shit up in there son. your tummy always like to be chewin on somethin and even if you aint ate all day its still gonna be chewin the toughest bit from yesterday. it aint give that up for a few days until you eat again. so theres always gonna be some shit in there sonny. thats just life.and the tummy and the guts never stop churnin. you can wash off that last inch but somethins always comin down the pipe somewhere up above. and if you jigglin it all around in there, well, you know...well what happens if you stick a finger too far down your throat? you throw up. what happens if you go too far up the other way? well you just think about that. you might get away with it for a little while. you might think oh jiggety touching this sensitive little bit in here is nice. i give you the truth, i done tried it. you get away with it for a little while. but then one day you aint get away with it. i got off easy. all that happened to me was i felt a little too far and i felt something up there on the shelf that i didnt want to feel. and then you got to look at yourself in the mirror like a fool, cause you dug too deep as they say in dwarf world, you done gone too far where you never shoulda gone and now you done it ain't you. you gonna walk around remembering that. you touched it.
>>83791238/2 so there you got what's gonna happen, best case. you gonna touch it. and that, my friend, is not even getting into the department of plunging away with a cucumber instead of a little string bean finger. what ends up happening goin like that, you can ask the people who started callin this and that santorum. ill give them poo holers credit that that is a nasty nasty nasty thing to call somebody and while ol rick wasnt my favorite guy i dont think he deserved quite that. and it dont make quite sense anyway does it? we gonna brew up this nasty stuff no one even had a name for before and then we gonna name it after you when you aint never had a thing to do with it? not much sense there really is it.
>>83791358you wrote all this out when in short you could have just said you don't know how to douche properly. i'm going to stop replying now as whatever bit you're doing is aggravating. good luck in life homie.
>>83791320lets break this down a little. anon 1 says, "i have it bad." anon 2 says, "cant be that bad if youre posting about it. i have it so bad im ashamed to even talk about it." and you think anon 1 needs to be defended from anon 2? thats like we got a cat with three legs and a cat with two legs and the one with two legs is yowlin cause the one with three is eatin all the food cause it can get there a little faster. now its annoying ill grant you that, its annoying whether he got two legs or all five but nevertheless i dont think anything calls for you to be "defending" the cat with three legs.now maybe anon 2 is not a two legged cat but really he got all his legs he just a fat lazy fucker of a cat and dont know he could get there first if he just tried. that could be true. so maybe he really does have it worse or maybe he just being a bitch. but you dont know either one and youre just assuming the second and coming at anon 2 cause you think hes a fat lazy cat and not a 2 legged cat. but you dont know either. and instead of asking him to talk about it, asking him why he thinks he has it so bad he cant even talk about it, youre going at him calling him arrogant and this and that. so indeed, poor anon 2 cant even post one sad sack emo thing without getting called "arrogant" by somebody for being a sad sack. he was saying anon 1 had it better than him, in what world is that an attack? thats only an attack in zoomer world where what matters is who got it worst, cause thats zoomer law, who has it legally worst gets to do everything they want. so tryna say you have it worse, in zoomer world, is an attack, cause your tryna take that sympathy crown off somebody else. silly ass world.
>>83791371honey they aint never invented a thing so horrible as what they called santorum if what you said was true. i got a question for you. when do you think poop turns into poop? where does it stop being food and stop being poop? well, either way, after its food, you chew it up, and it aint so pretty then, and then you swallow, and then its in the stomach, and its a little less nice then. and really thats as far as we got to go, cause when that come up, its called vomit, and nobody want to touch that. so somewhere along the line, after it go from the stomach to the small intestine to the large, it stop being vomit and turn into poop, but we dont really need to figure out quite where that happens cause it aint nice either way.now do you think youre couchin that douche water all the way up to your stomach? no. you aint getting past the last four, five inches, and its already well poop along time before that. so it aint like eatin soup out a clean toilet. its like you got a dirty old toilet and you scrubbed off the rim and a few inches in and then youre settin a cake right there on the edge. you want to eat cake that way? sure it look clean right where the cake is, but you within a few inches of shit. and you keep eatin cake that way, one day, cake gon fall. then you got shit cake. except with a cake, you can get a new cake. you cant get a new dick. you cant get a new finger. you can scrub, scrub, you know, out damn spot, but you gonna know. and really, when you within a few inches of shit, you touchin it. cause shit aint a brick. shit got gas and dust and all sorts a little shit particles that get everywhere. on another note you better be closing that lid before you flush. you think a fart is just a funny a noise? every fart come with a little puff of shit dust. fun fact for you. didnt wanna know that? dont try shit like this with me.
>>83791371/2 also, buttfucking is absolutely what caused aids and monkeypox so theres that lol. not a gay problem! they got straight folks doin go rillas and chm pan zees up the hole. we aint talkin about gay folks here sir, we talkin about people who aint got sense not to put they pork in the shithouse. you gonna eat ham that some country cracker been hanging in his outhouse cause he aint got nowhere else to hang it? probably nothing wrong with it, aint got no flush in an outhouse so theres no shit mist flyin around in there. perfectly good in scientific terms, which a b-hole itself certainly aint. you gonna eat that outhouse ham? no you wouldnt. nobody gonna eat outhouse ham. no country cracker put up a ham in the outhouse ever in the history of man. so there you go. people got sense about what they eat but about where they put they dick all sense go out the window with some people. and that really is just worse, because the stomach like a furnace, the stomach can take a lot. we aint exactly crows but humans are pretty tough that way, back in the day we were chasin away the hyenas from an antelope that was dead in the sun half the day and then we eat that, thats good eatin. but the dick and the b-hole, they aint tough like the stomach. you got thin skin there and a lotta blood. when you rub thin skin on thin skin you get cuts and then you got blood. thats enough a problem on the regular with the s.t.d's and all goin between the blood with a man and a woman but then you throwin shit -- shit dust at the very least -- into the mix there. and thats what your rubbin on somethin that now and then is gonna bleed. so really, in a way, its dumber than eatin shit. you might not have thought that, you might not have thought youd hear that today, but there you go. there you have it. maybe just dont put your dick in the shithole. save everybody a whole lot of problems.
tendies acquired, and they've gone up in price again.
>>83791521Just wash your ass lol
>>83791634yall might not know this but legally, in legal terms, shit is toxic waste. shit is a hazmat. a biohazard. and that aint just a word. what that means is, if you got a barrel of shit somebody left in the street, that aint a job for the trash man. cardboard, egg shells, tin cans, thats the trash man's job. very important job. but shit? shit is a different matter. you got a whole barrel of shit to clean up you got to get the hazmat man. you got to have guys come in with the white bubble suits and zip the barrel of shit up in a airtight bag and put that bag in another bag just to be safe and then they got to take it to get incinerated straight to ash like they do with anthrax and other things that kill you in a second.and you know why? cause shit is dangerous. shit aint quite kill you in a second, but shit is dangerous. fecal oral contact, you ever heard that phrase? thats where you get the BAD disease. thats where you get e-bola. and thats why they got to come and treat the barrel o' shit like its gonna start a pandemic. cause it could. cause you don't know whose shit that is. even when the shit goes down into the sewer where it supposed to, they dont just let it go out into the sea like that. they bleach all that before it goes into the sea. they bleach the shit in the sewer before they even let it in the ocean. they bleach it, with a hell of a lot of strong bleach, and thats just to be safe puttin in the ocean. and youre tryna say a little spray of water up there makes it safe to lick and plunge up in the b-hole? you better be bleaching that at a minimum. except you cant, cause bleach strong enough to make it safe would make your hole fall off. so it just dont work.
>>83791634/2now of course, sometimes the trash man will take away shit, bagged up with the baby diapers and all that, but thats really just because we aint thought of a better way to do things. and that baby probably aint been to africa and bring back ebola, that baby probably aint been to papua new guinea and bring back some shit you never even heard of that make your ears turn purple and explode and thats just the first sign of how you gon die horribly. but shit causes problems. shit in the water causes problems even when they bleach it. thats cause shit got a lot more than food in it. shit got every medication everyone ever took in it, at least a little bit. and bleach dont work on that. bleach makes that worse sometimes. thats where that "turn the frogs gay" comes from. again its not actually about gay, it was makin them frogs intersex is what it was doing, messing with the hormones. "persistent pharmaceutical pollutants" is the word. it goes into the water and even after they bleach it its doing things to frogs and to people. half of men in denmark aint even got no sperm cause theyre like the frogs now. and once the shit is in the sewer water, there really is no good way to clean it up. they bleach it but theres lots the bleach dont deal with. if we were gonna design things from the ground up, aint gonna be toilets puttin shit in with all the dishwater, bathwater, laundry water. those all fine. shit water is a different business. if we were designing thigns from the ground up, shit go straight into a fire. only safe way to deal with shit in the long run. not the kinda thing they talk about in "sci fi" but having learned a science or two thats the way it is. shit causes problems. dont touch it. dont go near it. yall got some bad parents if you got to hear this from me. ess emm aytch.
They say that short naps give you that good good burst of energy and focus. Maybe I did it wrong because it feels like the two halves of my face aren't synced
nothing worse than the 'short'' nap that lasts 3 hours and you wake up feeling groggy and indentations on your skin.
new captchas got me like blue flower red thorns blue flower red thorns
>>83791592have you ever tried shake n bake?
>>83792129No, that's too much work and most importantly I don't want to deal with the cleanup. Mom would use it sometimes but most of the time the breading would just fall off.
>>83792207well, my dad would use it sometimes and that wouldnt happen at all. its a pretty time tested product if you follow the instructions. i dont think you should be so put off things just because they didnt work however your mom was doing it.....oven fries and shake n bake work pretty darn well for most people. its pretty hard to guess what she was doing wrong since you kind of just put in the chicken, and, well, shake and then bake. unless she was washing the chicken or some weird ish like that then its pretty straightforward. with the oven fries i can only imagine she was crowding the pan so perhaps that was the problem here as well. often in that part of the country there is sort of a "tray bake" mentality where you really pack a casserole dish or a big oven bake pan and it uhh...it just donest work out so good really. it comes from trying to feed a family of 8 or something i guess, trying to cook everything at once cause enough is more important than good in that situation. anyway the very point of shake n bake is that cleanup is minimal, you just open the bag of breadcrumb stuff, drop in the chicken, shake, then lay out the tenders at least an inch apart on a baking sheet. you can even lay a sheet of tin foil down on the baking sheet and then it's literally no mess at all, no bowls or even washing anything. a lot easier than a skillet in fact, which you do have to wash. if your mom was pouring out the shake n bake into a bowl before putting the chicken in it, well there's your problem! youre supposed to put it *in* the shake n bake bag, and then shake it good! thats why its called shake n bake! the shaking gets the breadcrumbs well attached and all up in the crevices, which doesnt happen in a bowl so easily. its a miniature version of what happens in a tendie factory, where they toss the tendies in breadcrumbs in a giant rotating drum til theyre all well coated. anyway, not a single thing to wash with shake n bake done right.
i apologize for talking about shit at such length earlier. its not a nice thing to discuss. normally i just try to live by example to show that cock fun is pretty much infinite without needing to go up where you ought not to. so please note that what actually got me talking about the subject was that the first guy i replied to mentioned involving women in some dirty business. that right there is a tell for somebody who is just off the rails broken. cause like i said, a guy and a guy, i understand the impulse to put the thing in the hole, at least on some level. but youre doing stuff with women and you still tryna go there? youre just fuckin broken, fucked up to hell by lookin at shit you shouldnt on the internet for too damn long. messed UP. i know he wasnt even talking about going up the wrong way on a woman, he was saying some even more internet effed up business than that, a woman putting on a fake penis and giving it to a guy in the pooper. who ever thought of that i can't begin to guess. and if you say, well, nobody's gonna get an std from using a fake penis, well, i will grant you that one. BUT that aint mean youre off scot free. cause the butt hole, the rectum, the anus, that is a sensitive enough sphincter, which people get problems with in their old age quite a lot, cause it's something that does a lot of work your whole life long. it is not, exactly, the thing you want to take a rubber hammer to just in order to have a good time. you get problems that way. bad problems. what's beat loose enough to let a cucumber up there without hurting like the dickens is just not gonna still be as good at closing up tight. thats just the facts. you stretch out your shirt collar enough times its just gonna stay stretched eventually. you be shoppin in the old people aisle for stuff nobody want to have to buy well before your dad you keep goin on that way for ten twenty thirty years. now on this i have said quite enough for one day. sheesh.
Wtf do you even say to a guy once you match on tinder? Do you talk about the weather? Ask them a question every message? I may be slightly autistic.
>>83792645sup ahhahhhha
>>83792645u up? (this is a great 2nd msg which you can send without feeling awk if they dont reply in five or ten minutes -- and you really should ask if theyre up, cause they might really be asleep, and either way it gives them an easy reply, like "yo i am now u still there" if they actually missed it or "yeah bored tho" if they just didnt think of the right thing to say back to you yet. remember that the other person probably feels nervous about talking to you as well!)(alternatively in jerk pua terms this quick followup makes the situation time sensitive and implies youre confident enough not to wait around too long -- youll see if someone else is up. it applies pressure in that way. but this is kind of the asshole way to look at things.)
>>83792814Oh... I was just asking them about their interests
>>83791075>womanYou are not even gay, poser, fuck off my thread
>>83792977No one who fetishistically likes twinks or femboys is gay BTW
>>83792948that's sensible and natural, but it's important to remember that most people are not necceccessarily as good at expressing themselves in written language in you or i, nor are their fingers necececeeessarily quite so practiced in the habit. so if it seems like people are reticent, a lot of it is just that having a typed conversation is far more work for them than it is for you. this is especially the case when you get into conversational territory that involves words they don't type out as often -- in other words, their fingers might be perfectly quick at sup, hi, lol, and so forth, but even if they're interested in palaeolithic archaeology (who isn't?) they are not so used to typing about it, and so you might not get seem to get much out of them even if they really do have a lot to say. texting with someone actually takes knowing them a lot better for it go smoothly as compared to talking -- you dont have the visual cues you do in real life about if theyre interested or if theyre thinking before they reply or whatever. you have to get used to this with each person, and that actually takes quite a while. i for example am often effusive (as you see here) and so people think i am agitated or "ranting" because i'm typing a lot, even though it's just the way i always talk. for these reasons most people prefer to just get together and talk in person & they like to get to that part with as few texted words as possible. it's of course fine if you'd prefer to talk a lot via text before meeting, but it's not what people will be expecting -- they might even think that you *not* asking them to meet right way means youre not interested in them that way. its certainly not, as you can guess, how i like to talk to people -- i dont have the mental patience to sit waiting for a five word response even if i like everyhing theyre saying. more words or i sleep. but thats why i dont text anyone ever.
>>83793012Imagine a lesbian saying >yeah I'm such a lesbian and my favorite kind of porn is skinny girl getting fucked by a big man"
>>83793112Lesbians do have a similar thing with butches though.
Yeah, looks like there is nothing more lesbic than straight sex.I guess there isn't anything gayer than a woman pegging a man, aka straight sex, I guess I'm not actually gay because I don't fantasize about straight sex.
why do i like twinks but not masculine men?
>>83793048>most people are not necceccessarily as good at expressing themselves in written languageAnon you are a genius
I can do things when I actually try, even the smallest encouragement helps me to try harder but getting over the fear of failing is so difficult, sometimes I think about asking you guys for help my depression tells me to not bother anyone since "I don't deserve to waste anyone's time"I keep thinking about messaging him, but I'm scared of screwing things up.
>>83793519not neececececeecessscscisarily......i just think al lot a little
is it a crime to be a pincher? i pinched little buds off many cactuses at home depot, and grew them myself. it got overgrown with something that got too tall at one point, so i cut off buds of things other than it and was going to start anew but havent gotten to it. i have had the cactus buds in a plastic ziploc for 2 years and they are still green and pretty hydrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00GiE3UL9R4
I went to bed at 6pm and just woke up. oldmanmaxxing I guess.
Watched the founder yesterday mac from macdonald was suprinsingly hot.
fed up with homophobes. Gay dictatorship with life sentence for homophobia when? We really don't hate them as much as we should
Please may I have a British nerdy (actual nerd) ~5'10", chubby twink, mathematician/physicist bf
>tfw not actually a nerd>tfw just autistic and asocial
why hasn't new vegas been redone in 4's engine yet
ugh, want to jerk off but my ass hurtss
One day everything will Fall into place for me and i Will be happy with the way my Life is and maybe i will own my own House.
i corrupted mein 80+ hour farming sim save because the collision detection sent my combine into orbit and it decided to autosave when i tried to exit the game. and now i have to explain to some other homo on 'cord that i don't want to play counter strike because my mood has been ruined for the rest of the week. how do i cope?
>>83793248Because you're a pedophile actually really
>>83792645You can always start with "hi". Personally I like to take things off of the apps and meet irl as soon as possible because online communication is so dull and disinteresting. Just meet in public maybe at a coffee shop or something and then you can talk about basic stuff
>the autist writing endless paragraphs to rationalize his sexual repression Sad thing to see
Ahh back to mcslop for lunch, so good after not having it in so long.
men wear dresses better than girls
What should I do if I like a guy, but aren't into sex? He's show a real interest in me and I don't want to disappoint him.I'm fine with touching and other physical contact, even oral. I just have a severe dislike of anything anal related due to past trauma. I'm also not particularly horney, but can get in the mood on occasion.
>>83798989mention it to him sooner than later once you're sure that there's genuine sexual/romantic interest. his preferences may align closer to yours than you think (or at least enough)
THAT'S MY BIG HOMIE NIGGAAAAAA AAHHHHHHH
it is time for me to wage for shekelberg and shekelton
being an HSP unattractive gay NEET with no friends is hell on Earth, people will make you feel bad about yourself one way or another no matter what. I enjoy this lifestyle and I wish I had a bf to share it with him, but the people in this world are just horrible brainwashed cattle that will disdain whoever doesn't conform
>>83799889and of course even people on here, the closes general to what I am, will make me feel bad or less for it. But I don't have any other places to go, I belong to no one but myself
>>83799889I want to make a connection with you and neetly order you around the house and make love to you
>>83799959I can order around the house myself pretty well!>loveNEET love? teehee
>>83799970Neet love? What's this? How special is that?
I am so eternally horny for dick it's unreal
>>83800595I wonder if superior hung twinks could ever be attracted to an ugly bastard
>>83800595I hate this crossed leg pose so much why do guys do it. spread legs and airing out your crotch is the way to masturbate
>>83786111Bro we can read the thread it did not happen and I don't care about your discord drama>>83792977He was clearly trolling? He made fun of the original post that started it>>83793248Looks like a flaming faggot and therefore gross
>>83794718I love pinching my bfs cheeks, he makes cute expressions when I do it
>>83796029Please may you skill yourself or fuck off again you spamming piece of shit
>>83797127I fail to see how that's relevant. Don't you have a penis? If you're not a ma then fuck out of this thread
>>83800981They likely have daddy issues and are bottoms so I'd be surprised if they aren't into it
>>83800981hung twinks are merely a bodytype. it's their level of flamboyancy that determines the type of men they're into>>83801006thighs are cute and he's not stroking but presenting, that's why
>>83801110>>83801161and how do i find that twink willing to lower to my advances and worship?
>>83801189what can you offer?
>tfw no shy 6' chubby hairy guy to top
im a dream btm but you're not my type
>dozing off>remember the times i made driving mistakes>wide awake
i wanna go on estrogen
>>83801723why not just stroke your fat cock instead?
Ok so, I'm anxious because my buddy reminded me that the decennial high school anniversary is coming THISS FUCKINNG YEAR and I thought it's gonna be next one, in 1.5 years to be exact and some of the people that I went to school with are planning a reunion already, and I just got to know it. I fucking hate it, I wasn't ready for it, I refuse to believe that I'm that old already, I don't want to believe it and I don't want to acknowledge myself losing the track of time. I am a chopped boomer officially and haven't been a teenage in a few years and I feel sadder the longer I live on this Earth. Like whyyy really I can't believe it that there was a different world way back then and I seen a lot of change. Fucking snapchat was popular in my days and instagram wasn't a facebook grift machine then and now they are what once was a thought of them, Trump was elected first term then, people posted photos with dog filters on and I fucking remember all of it. Everything was different and I'm sorry that is really gay but Gaga's Paparazzi was 6 years old (cuz it shuffled on youtube right now) and I saw it way earlier when it came out early 10s and now it's 16 years old, it's almost a grown person if a song could be one, it's as old as I was when I got out of school. How do you people older than me dealt with it?blog post over for now because i'm ranting to myself
not doing great numbers on the smart edition but i expected as muchthe musk/thiel interview pulled a lot tho...and im up to a 10ish downloads a day baseline from 1-2 before. so come with me to the moon why dont you. mars even.
>>83796027Based based based. homoethnonationalist state when ;333
>>83801901>there was a different world way back then and I seen a lot of change. Fucking snapchat was popular in my days >people posted photos with dog filters on and I fucking remember all of itloli was on 4chan b4 any of that even existed. since the advent of iphone world in 2010-2 basically everything has been the same. people use different filters? kid....i dont know how to make you believe it, but you dont even really know what human life is opposed to be like. i do. just a bit, but i do. once the iphonestagram zombification happened i basically dropped out of society. i had a good first year of college but after that you couldn't even talk to anybody. iphonestagram killed normies but really the same thing happened to nerds, you would just hear people quoting that day's top reddit posts and that's all they would do. it just felt fucking pointless to talk to anyone when all they did was regurgitate the internet latest. the first time i went to a guy's apartment, in my first year of college, we both had flipphones still. we played gin with playing cards while sharing a beer. he was only one year older than me at 19 to my 18 but he was a lot more uh, mature looking, in a good way, like mediterranean with a lot of black curly hair and the strong kind of forearms. we were sitting on his bed in his literally tiny room, literally just a bed, a window and a foot of space between the wall and the bed. our legs were hanging off the bed on one side & at one point our toes touched, which led to well...he was feeling up and down my ankle & then calf with his toes & was almost hiding behind the hand of cards cause i was so nervous.i could say more. but the point is it was a nice night. but then i never did anything like that again cause everyone started being phone headed and i would just get that drop in the pit of my stomach cause id think someone was cute and then every time, im staring at the back of a phone before long. i cant stand it for even 2 seconds.
that sounded kind of downery, so i should say also that once you accept & understand that we few non-zombies will have to rebuild society from the ground up, it's actually a great ray of hope. cause otherwise, there aint much that seems like it's going in a good direction.and i dont mean like, off the grid living on moose milk or whatever, i just mean the social part of society. how to have a good day. how to hang out. people have literally forgotten how to do these things. people increasingly realize phones make them miserable but they just cannot stop themselves from picking them up every 2 seconds. they just cannot stop themselves. it's painful. so this is society now. this is our green meadow where we graze our sheep and play our pipes. what they have is a nightmare. a nightmare that's somehow also boring. when you have to go amongst them, remember that they are suffering and don't know how to help themselves. anyway. at least i had that once nice night, back in the before time. it wasn't perfect. he said i was bad at stroking him and i was too nervous to nut when he did me. but he said i was cute. and thinking about it now, it was so timeless. playing cards and a few sips of beer...it couldve been a thousand years ago and happened the same exact way. in roman times it mightve been dice and wine, but how different is that really...so i have that night. and i know what the only way forward is. ignore screens, ignore screen addicts. separate yourself, other than telling them why they're so miserable. they probably won't listen, but you should still say it. dont get me wrong, i like computers. i like games. but i have eyes. i can see what's happened to people. they are in terrible pain and can't keep themselves from making it worse day after day. i just can't do it. i can't do their thing. i cant be near them while they hurt themselves. it makes me crazy. all i can do is try to be something new & to show, by living, that there is still life.
mmmmm now thats a big thick slice of manbanana
>union's way of messaging people about meetings is shut down atm>now have an excuse to ditch themno more hour of listening to quarterlies and strike funds hehe
yeah geez imagine fighting for rights and safe conditions what a drag just be chill lol
>>83802619i pay union dues to ""fight"" those things you stupid NIGGER
I didn't join the postal union because the apprentice pay tier was a joke.
>>83802659holy fuck bro. you get literal thousands in grievance pay for them giving you a uniform late or if they make you work an hour overtime (if your union rep is on top of shit). good on you if you found a better job, but you can get so much cash from being in the union.
>game you were looking forward to comes out>its performance is dogshit and unplayableI hate modern developers so much
>>83800595>>83800595NEED THAT FUCKER ON MY LAPRIGHT. NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*
>>83802657if sitting at a meeting is insufferable, i'm kind of in doubt that you would suffer much for your fellow worker, should it again come to that. money is piss in the wind. you haven't seen a real fight in your life.
>>83802813>i'm kind of in doubt that you would suffer much for your fellow workerthat's what a strike fund is for, retard.>you haven't seen a real fight in your lifewhat a useless thing to say online. absolute braindead comment.
>>83802829yeah see in the event of a strike you might actually have to contribute something more than money. you might have to stand out in the cold for twelve hours keeping a picket line. you might have to get physical to keep that picket line. you might have to get physical all sorts of ways, with the cops and who knows who else. that's what a fight is. keeping a fund up to feed all of you during the strike is literally the bare minimum and youre griping about it lmao. have you ever actually physically stood your ground in your life? the strike fund aint gonna buy you a pair one way or the other. the other day, by a construction site near my building, there was a car parked in front of a fire hydrant with a construction jersey flapping out the window. now, as it is not ok to park in front of fire hydrants, and you can get towed, i kindly went over and told one of the guys on the site that someone ought to move that car, cause i was gonna call the parking authority in a few minutes. even though i didnt have to warn him at all, he started pissing at me about how there's nowhere to park around here. i said that sucks but you still cant park in front of a hydrant. he kept pissing at me so i was like well im gonna do what i said now, bye, and as i walked away he called me a faggot.so what i did that midnight was, i took all the signpost buckets theyd left around the whole block, maybe a dozen or a few more, as well as a big orange construction barrier, and i dragged all of them over in front of the work site gate where they all drive in, and i threw them all in a gigantic pile. now cause this is a city, and they didnt cover their signpost buckets, they were kind of all full of garbage, which ended up intermingled with the big pile of junk i heaped up in their driveway around the big orange barrier (which i flipped upside down.) then i spray painted on the barrier, "make the boss clean it up :)". and thats an example of getting physical.
>>83802677I never received my uniform allowance, and we all had overtime (and undertime) coming out of our eye sockets. I sit on my ass and code now.
>>83802974bastards
>>83802764even aside from "optimization" it feels like every button and menu has some kind of slide in slide out animation and even running perfectly you would be playing at like half speed from all the ui stuff. its literally the same problems as windows vista way back when. like just make normal fcking buttons and menus please god. they dont have to slide or spin of glow. no one living ever said, "gee, i like this game, but i wish the menus had a half-second slide instead of just appearing." no one ever, ever, ever said that.
>>83802986it was kinda fun though, I'd do it again if AI takes all the computer jobs and sexbots take all the blowjob jobs
>>83801090hemorrhoids... [theyre healing]
>>8380190110 years ago was 6 seconds ago...anyways, how do you guys get invited to a high school re-onion? this guys buddy told him but like, what if you dont got a buddy to tell you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q7OpvvfjWsgood night r9gay I love you
>>>/lgbt/Fags fuck off already. Nobody likes you.
>>83803364what time is real nigga hours ?
>>83803364i'm a whiny faggot so i prefer the whiny faggot boardsimple as
>>83803530So true fellow posster
>>83803585the more sad gay generals I have to vent in, the better
>>83800030it's a wordplay with neat and neet :D
