i'm sick of just playing stardew valley i need a boyfriend put me on his lap and finger me while i play, but i'll never have a bf because i need to be his friend first, and that will never happen bc idk how to make friends
>>83798462how old are you?what's your bodycount?
>>83798462This is a larp thread if not I don't mind we can get to know each other while you sit on my lap but you most likely don't even life close to me.
>>83798462god i'm sleepy and typing like a retard xp
>>83798462I miss my mushroom farm and exploring the mines.
>>83798462Making friends is easy. Post where you are from and then someone local will talk to you if you post your discord. Then you can be sitting in someone's lap with fingers inside you while you play Stardew.
>>83798462Well, where are you from? Because such things would require to actually meet. Without it you'll get just internet friend that will probably never put you on his lap and finger you.
tits or gtfoalso dox yourself NOW
>>8379847118 and my body count is 1
>>83798503What are you doing on this site....?
drop discord or fake
>>83798488meeting someone from 4chan irl sounds scary, i can't defend myself
>>83798522>i want a boyfriend>no, none of you guysretard alert retard alert. shoulda dated the guy who fucked you then
>>83798480i'm trying to get all achievements 36/49 so far
>>83798522Why? 4chan isn't just /r9k/. Would you be as afraid of someone who browses /diy/ or /an/ as you are afraid of someone from /r9k/ for example?
>>83798462or you can just find a different game to play? useless retarded whore. kill yourself.
>>83798522People from 4chan are no different from anyone else anymore. 4chan stopped being the edgelord website a long time ago.
>>83798516i dont really know what you mean, but i'm pretty much a looser
>>83798534That sounds fun I would do that if anyone I played with didn't always dropped the game.
>>83798528i doubt anyone would be willing to travel.and i was raped, so dating him wasn''t really an option
>>83798549being mean to me won't fill the void inside you anon
>>83798554If you're 18, and truly only had sex once. You're doing better than most people your age unless you're trying to whore out.One thing though, you are what you eat. If you stick around, you will further go down the "looser" path. That being said happy to finger you while you play stardew valley
>>83798570There is a non zero chance someone who lives close enough to you browses this board rn. If you stay a chicken and don't say where you live then nothing will happen and you get nothing.
>>83798588yeah i'll tell where you the void is its inside your fucking head because you clearly dont have brain if you dont have the common sense to find a different game to play when you're bored of your current one. instead of just going "ohhh im such a massive a whore i want to be fingered and fucked so bad" fuck you nigger
>>83798503that's actually much better than I expectedbut I assume you're from US right
>>83798552ik, might be an unconscious thing.i don't have great experiences with online dating, and i'm pretty sure it would be online, so i won't get fingered :(
>>83798640What country are you from in the first place where you think it would be online only?
>>83798632what did you expect? lol, and no, not at all, lower
>>83798590maybe yyou have a point. where are you from anon?
>>8379865520+ and 5+ desu from avarge users claiming to be women on this boardand southern america is still other side of the world from where I live
>18>from south americais this the girl ghosting ougi?
>>83798640Yes post your country then people can give you a real offer.I am from Germany.The thing is this: there are actually people on here where you would never ever guess that they go here if you met them IRL.The thing about dating is this: you would meet up in public, go to a nice cafe or something and the guy would pay for everything. Thats just how it goes, and if you dont like him you just do not go to a second date when he asks you.Thats how all people do it, and it doesnt make a difference if you are from 4chan or from church.
>>83798570>i doubt anyone would be willing to travelniggas would do anything for pussy, dumbasschan
>>83798695oh cool, i'll be stduyinng in germanyy next year, but you're right anon, i should look for a brazilian chhanner
>>83798734that would be nice, the cure to female loneliness is sitting on a guys lap while playing video games
Coomer anon we need you
>>83798797>female loneliness this does not exist.
>>83798570I have traveled 3500 miles for a girl I met here and I will do it again.
>>83798640Feels good to have a good job. If i wasnt already taken i would just fly you here to the US and finger you at my place while we both play.
>tfw no girlfriend to sit on my lap while she plays games and as I watch and hug her tightly and give her kisses on the top of her head the whole time.Any fembots in WA can have this
>>83798797You sit on his lap. He places one arm around your throat and one hand on your pussy. You are happy. It feels good. Safe and secure. He fingers you and rubs at you paying special attention to your clit. You cum hard. He doesn't stop. His arm tightens, you can still breathe but it's uncomfortable. His fingering grows faster. Harder. You cum again. And again. It doesn't feel good anymore. You begin to complain but his arm chokes your voice. You can barely breathe. He is rubbing you so hard now you feel like your skin will break. You cum again against your will. You're crying and choking. He keeps going. Hours pass. You are barely conscious now. It has gone from good to pain to blinding pleasure back to pain. You don't know if you want this but you have ceased resistance. Your pussy is red and ragged. All the lubrication in the world would not save your flesh. The breath control pushes you into grey outs. You feel like you have brain damage. The stimulation continues. It is 24 hours later. Your pussy has been rubbed down like a well used eraser. Your clit is engorged beyond belief. The pleasure and pain have merged. You know that you want this now. You try begging for more but the arm on your throat is too tight. You squirm under his force. He has not made a sound since this began. Your fear has been replaced with awe struck devotion. He is your god. Your master. Your alpha and omega. You were not alive before this. It continues. It is 72 hours later. You are reduced so far he is now pleasuring your pubic bone. Your thoughts are primitive, animalistic. Only pleasure fills your mind. You are not aware of the destruction to your body. You are not aware that his hand has been reduced to a stump. You are not aware that you are both on the precipice of death. It is one week later. Your bodies are found, twisted in pleasure and connected forever. The case is investigated but never solved. Freak accident they say. Fucked too hard they say.
>>83798503>my body count is 1who was he? when did it happen? do u miss him? do u miss his cum? do u do anal? do you swallow cum and piss? do you cum quick? how often would u fuck? do u shave?
>>83798821>3how did it go? do you still talk to her?
>>83798910I brought her to my country, married her, hired lawyers so she could stay, and then she got the permanent residency and left. No, I don't talk to her anymore.I learned to be significantly more discriminating but it hasn't stopped me from these kinds of travels and commitments.
>>83798672NJ
Dam I want to finger a girl in Massachusetts.
what state in brazil op?
>>83798845please never do that again, you're disturbing
>>83798672Midwestern US. You said South America I saw later in the thread.. is a long ways away not gonna lie.. and my truck definitely can't survive that journey.
>>83798970It's very normal and typical erotica I think you're just a prude
>>83798845Damn you aught to write 49 shades of tan
>>83798933>she left after all thatkek, lmao evenfoids dont have souls
>>83798947currently Minas Gerais
>>83799028oh nice, I was born in America but my parents are capixaba/baiano. I was over there for new years partying in Prado, Bahia
>>83798993i like A LOT of kinky things, but having my clit skinned is not one of them
>>83798933>I brought her to my country,what country was she from? if it was from a poor country and you're in a rich country, shoulda known bud
>>83799083really? i've been there a few times
>>83799112Uhm excuse me sweaty but it was actually about your entire vagina being rubbed down to the bone while the man's hand also evaporated from the friction and you both bleeding to death while wrapped together. It was a beautiful love story and I wrote it from the heart.
>>83798462no, fuck off back to the farmsi doubt you even made 50% into perfection anyway, or even turned ginger island into an ancient fruit farm for millions in wine productionbesides, making friends isn't straightforward anywayhang around each other long enough and you might end up friends if you click well enough together
>>83799148>o.8you're right, i'll get back to it, my wife penny deserves the best
>>83799201penny is a solid choice, easily a close second to mebut my heart will always belong to abby <3MY BELOVEDalso hope you got tons of oak taps spread out, you'll really really need them for kegsif you get into modding you can add grampleton fields for a fucklot of free space for thatgood shit mane
