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weaboos are so cringe fellow robot bros
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>>83824426
>reddit screenshot
Didn't read lol!
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>>83824426
>he's kind, makes me laugh and is all in all a great guy
None of those are her being attracted to him. If she genuinely desired her husband, his love for weeaboo culture would be seen as a quirk.
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>>83824472
>he's a great guy, i think he is a kind person, he is funny
>this bitch can't be attracted to him or value him in any way, she must be lying
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>after covid dies out
why are you posting a six year old post with a filename screenshot_20260202
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>>83824477
>women
>lying
Like a fish in water.
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>nikkah
muslim wapanese?
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>>83824487
like an anon incapable of reading.
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>>83824487
Like a bitch in heat.
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>>83824477
Sorry you don't understand how women work. You must be Amerifat.
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>>83824487
Like a fish without a bicycle.
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>>83824487
Like a dog with a bone.
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>>83824487
Like a weeb in Japan.
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>>83824492
Your post is faggy and clearly pure simp garbage. sorry i am not wasting my mental capacity on your cuck post.
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>>83824487
Like a hikikomori otaku at home.
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>>83824487
Like a two-headed sphinx.
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>>83824485
I read and screenshotted it today sussy baka
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>>83824487
Like a bird in the sky.
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>>83824487
Like a whore in a whorehouse.
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>>83824487
Like an omelette at a brunch buffet.
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>>83824487
Like a Jew in Israel.
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>>83824487
Like a nipple on a tit.
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>>83824487
Like an orbiter on an e-girl.
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>>83824487
Like porn on the internet.
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>>83824487
Like a white woman on a dog cock.
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>>83824487
Like an abaya on a hijabi.
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>>83824487
Like a reddit screenshot on 4chan.
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>>83824487
Like a samefag in a shit thread.
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>>83824498
>>83824508
>you're a simp cuck in america
ok
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>>83824508
>malding
>on my /r9k/?
It's more likely than you think.
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>>83824558
Like fish in a barrel.
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>>83824487
Like stink on an Indian
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>>83824560
>>83824487
A barrel of water.
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>>83824487
Like curry powder on a punjabi pussy
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>>83824487
Like rice stuck inside an asian urethra
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>>83824487
Like wine on the breath of a Frenchman
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>>83824426
>after our nikkah
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>>83824487
like ground beef between meximutt taco lips
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>>83824487
Like a shot to the heart.
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>>83824487
Like a psychological breakdown of a systems administrator
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>>83824487
Like water into wine.
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>>83824487
Like Chad's cum in Stacy's cunt.
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>>83824487
Like dickgirls on an imageboard.
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>>83824487
Like poison in Putin's pocket.
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>>83824487
Like a cat with a mouse.
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>>83824487
Like an onahole on an incel's cock
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>>83824487
Like an attentionwhore in a discord.
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>>83824487
Like an enlightened natural philosopher searching for alchemical truth in the dark ages of European history.
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>>83824487
Like a white knight shielding a fair maiden from an evil sorceress.
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>>83824487
Like a fedora tipped to you, m'lady.
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>>83824487
Like a fatty-fucker on /fit/.
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>>83824487
Like an i love you i love you i love you i love you oh god i love you oh god honey please honey please i love you oh my god i love you please i love you i need you fuck me fuck me fuck me harder fuck me harder honey i love you please fuck me oh my god fuck right there fuck me harder please please faster deeper harder please i love you i love you i'm gonna please oh god oh god oh god oh god i love you i love you i'm i please i please no please please i love you. I love you. I love you.
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>>83824487
Like a schizophrenic outside of /x/.
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>>83824487
Like a fine wine, aged in the cellars of an elderly pedophile from the old country next to the barrels housing the acidified remains of his latest victims.
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>>83824487
Like a breath of fresh air breaking the putrefaction of the stagnant heat and sweat forming mold spores on the underside of my cock.
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>>83824426
>marrying a normalfag
it's his own fault, don't do that
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>>83824487
Like a fungi growing from the corpse of a former fun guy professor of mycology.
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>>83824487
Like a suicide bomber at a pop star's concert.
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>>83824487
Like an outsized carbon footprint from the Western world's obsession with fast fashion, fast food, and fracking.
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>>83824487
Like water in a fish's lungs.
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>>83824487
Like a fish floating zen in the sea of tranquility.
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>>83824487
Like coral bleaching in ocean reefs.
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>>83824487
like my semen in
>>83824654
this tranny's bussy
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>>83824487
Like your yummy cummies in my tumtum tummy
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>>83824487
Like ejaculate shot onto the hairless chest of a beautiful adolescent young male
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What is going on with this thread. Why are people posting idioms
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>>83824582
my nikkah
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>>83824487
Like a man and women joined in holy matrimonial bliss, sweating and sighing under the sheets as they conceive their first lovechild.
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>>83824487
Like a Cards Against Humanity deck focused on the biggest, blackest dick.
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>>83824487
Like honey in a beehive.
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>>83824487
Like your daughter's first day of kindergarten, stumbling out of your arms into her first experience of the world outside of your protection
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>>83824487
like a shekel in a jewish pocket
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>>83824487
Like your wife coming to you in her wedding gown, ring on her finger, to present herself in all her vulnerability for your first tryst as man and wife and one flesh.
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>>83824487
Like spots on a zebra
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>>83824487
Like porn in a porn addict's porn folder
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>>83824487
Like stripes on a giraffe
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>>83824712
>people
With IP count hidden, there's no way to tell.
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>>83824487
Like yotsuba weeaboo desu desu onii-chaaaan~ keikaku baka baka watashi mizu okaikei koko dokidoki kokoro desu ne~~~~~
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>>83824487
Like little girls on an island.
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>>83824487
Like a faggot in a gay bar.
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>>83824487
Like my mother's pussy wrapped around my father's dick pulling him deeper into her to spurt me past her cervix and into her womb.
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>>83824487
Like a worm in an apple.
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>>83824487
like penis barbs on a cat's dick
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like an x in y poster you're a G, please continue doing this to all bait threads
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>>83824487
Like a black eye on a feminist, make me dinner woman
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>>83824487
Like a receding hairline on a middle aged man.
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>>83824487
Like nasolabial folds and gray hair on a femanon.
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>>83824487
Like a g6
>>83824792
your wish is my command



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