Winter Olympics editionhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/live/cx2y12rddq1t
A Very British Bum Session
Bennies: InBeers: InKebab: On the way
Bennies: InBeers: InKebab: On the floor
Genuinely just addicted to porn lads, I hate it. Any suggestions for how to quit?
>tfw, too lazy to doss
>>83853855>>83853879It lovely. Mark is ragebait for people with shit lives. Marks life may be shit but the people who go out of their way to clip farm him and hope for his demise are even worse. I guess if you're a painfully ordinary minimum wage slave and you see this alcoholic fish man subsiding on the state it makes them mad but then they should ask themselves, why are they doing so bad in life that they have to look for people to hate to cope?I think they should take that energy and hate themselves. Some people go that route and self loathe but others are too proud to do so, so in order to survive (ergo, not kill themselves) they have to find pathetic specimens to direct that inner anguish.
>>83854044It really isn't that complex lad, they just see a cunt taking advantage of a system designed to operate in good faith and they get angry. That's totally justifiable, righteous anger. Mark is just a parasite.
Walentines Day is rapidly approaching de lids.My Apu is hoping to get with a nice Apuette on the day and possibly spawn with her on March.He's called Wee Wayne.>Breed: Hartlepool Handy Helper>Likes: Beige Buffet, Love Island, his Little Tykes Cozy Coupe and driving it. Bubblegum pop music, anything with fondant icing.>Dislikes: Nobody sharing their chips with him. Overcrowded ponds, Seethers, doing QMEE surveys and he's scared of carrier bags.>Special talents: He can reduce an 18inch meat feast pizza to just its crusts in little under five minutes and can drink a bottle of dandelion and burdock through his nostrils.>Other notes: He's sexually attracted to motorways so we put a range limiter on his little car to stop him going astray.
>>83854082I think people with stable lives see people like mark as a dosser, a writeoff that cannot be saved, takes a pittance from the system and then dies. Theres not much to it. It doesnt really impact a state of 10's of millions of people at all. To anyone whose rational hes a trivial sad person and thats it. They dont get angry like the almost suicidal job dossers do.People who are on the edge but are too proud to hate themselves need people like mark to hate because if not for him they would have to hate themselves, which they cant do
>>83854086no chance that little frogcel of yours is spawning this year
>>83854097It's not that they single out Mark, they'd have the same response to anyone doing the same thing. They're just sick of cunts like Mark scamming the system that they're paying for. >People who are on the edge but are too proud to hate themselves need people like mark to hate because if not for him they would have to hate themselves, which they cant doYou know that the vast majority of people do not hate themselves, right? Weird that you are convinced this is their fundamental rationale.
Absolutely gutted about the red squirrel dying off here in the UK. Those grey bastards coming here killing off all of the reds. Not right.
>>83854108Trust me lad the people that are clamouring to find people to shit on really do hate themselves. They probably arent even aware of it because of the ego pride thing they have going on.It's a tale as old as time. When someone really hates themselves but their ego is too strong to let it in they direct it outwards. Some people fight, some people bully, some people look for lolcows to watch from afar and think "What a loser, my life sure sucks but at least im not him"Im sure theres loads of people on r9k that are in a similar situation. Fell on hard times due to circumstances they couldnt control. Family life, upbringing, conditions and god knows what else. For a lot of people they cant be as productive as society deems necessary. Mark does the ragebaiting stuff but in reality hes a sad lonely man that probably does need the money to survive because hes not able to be employed. If he spunks that state money thats due to him on beer and gadgets then thats his decision. Its still money that hes due.
Fucking hell I am coming down with something. Been sneezing like a beast and the back pain has extended and now have a headache, as well as extreme exhaustion and feel like I can't do anything besides go directly to bed.Of course, this happens just as the working weed ends so I can enjoy a weekend of being unable to do anything. No doubt my immune system will recover by Monday morning, such is the wagie life.
>>83854086Is he packing at least 8 thick inches, lad? Because if not the average apuette slut won't give him the time of day. The sexual marketplace has changed. It rough out there x
>>83854129First it started to happen to the wildlife, and people ignored it. Now it's happening to the humans, and people are ignoring it.
One of the worst things you can ever do is delete your web history and then the captcha system progress resets and you have to do that 5 stars and 4 spikes bollocks all over again. Absolutely cancer, whoever thought of that wants shooting at point blank range with a sawn off shotgun.
You know who never makes an appearance in the Epstein files? Asylum seekers. Think about that, chuds!
>>83854175Why would you even do that? Seems like a low IQ thing to do because you heard it's important.What you're actually doing is not just clearing your history, but all cookies and storage etc.I've never deleted my history because I find it useful to find things I previously looked at (even going back years). I find Google useless these days, and my own memory is better than search engines, and searching my browser history is the main way I find things now.If there is a particular site that you are worried about, you can just delete everything from that domain, and if you are worried about trackers, you should already have those blocked. There is no reason to ever delete your browser history.
>>83854215Not that anon but for privacyschizos clearing your cookies regularly is essential. Tracking cookies are in every website. They follow you around everywhere so they're watching for websites you visit, things you do, they build up a profile on who you are. Examples include>age 18-30 male>interests: >watches porn>gamer>bought a dildo>searches for medical issues (lists what issues you have to market ailment cures)>logs what you buy>logs what you search foryou know when people get spooked because they think facebook or whatever is listening to them because it recommends an ad for something they need 10 minutes after they said it. Its not even listening, its just got such a complex profile of you buitl up over years that it basically knows what you want before you do. just based on what you see online. You might visit a website about pc news and it will know in a couple weeks time you will want a new keyboard just based on trends on what you search for, even if you never searched for a new keyboard. it knows more about you than you do
Another day of wishing I were dead nearly over
>>83854255Why would I care? I've had all ads blocked for 20+ years, never seen an ad.Google's profile on me thinks I'm a woman in her 60s lol. It's retarded, and doesn't matter.
Here we are again Friday night total fucking loser posting hours.
>>83854086i had one of them turn up looking to date one of the apuettes from by sable. sent the little greener away with a flea in his ear
Fuck me, lads. It's not good. The headaches have started. Here we go.We gonna make it.
How autistic do you have to be to get excited about Steam Typing Fest
Top shabbos goy fudge packer award
>>83854255I work in marketing and that shit just isnt true mate. It does record certain things about you if you're logged into Google and the website you browse has Google Analytics. Stuff like your gender/age/location based off your Google profile. But liking dildos or whatever isn't true. Also, you only get retargeted ads if you have visited a website related to the subject or typed something into Google. Like if you visit a site for sex toys, you'll see ads for dildos. Website owners can not tell you like dildos.The only people who can see your actual history are ISPs. As they log what websites you visit.
Poking Ruth in the quim
Why doesn't this Turkish lad ever posts a timestamped photograph of his white British hands?
>>83854298Get some migraleve, see if that helps. don't think it has caffeine in it, but best to check. You can get it from chemists.
>>83854324>>83854255use VPN by default.Juts out of a spite.Its just like $5 month anyway.
>>83854326>PokingESL mongboy
>>83854356Poking is correct. Did you just out yourself as a mongboy?
>>83854356Dis nigga not be knowing what poking is.It's happened a few times now lad. Anons will unironically start calling you mongboy soon.
>>83854324ur obviously a shit marketing employee thenTheres an entire industry thats based on building profiles of people using tracking cookies and fingerprints and selling that data on. Google analytics is the tip of the iceberg lad
The Great British Bumsesh hosted by Stephen Fry, Matt Lucas and Shippy.
>PoKe iS EsL!Fucking spastic mongboy
>>83854344I might try and ride it out with paracetamol. I think the last time I went five or so days without energy drinks is when I had food poisoning s few years ago. I have an embaressing memory of being at Nan's for Christmas and walking down to the village pub on Christmas Day for two tins of RedBull. Silly sausage behaviour.>>83854324Trip on, BN.
>>83854398>Theres an entire industry thats based on building profiles of people using tracking cookies and fingerprintsYe like Facebook and IG etc. But websites cannot see that a single user that visits their website likes dildos like that schizo paranoid lad is thinking. Even if you record data it has to be anonymised in accordance with GDPR.
>>83854433>in accordance to gdprThey dont give a shit lad. They say its anonymised. In reality they have an 'anonymous' list of 5,000 data points for every consumer that is tied to an IP, a computer that can be realistically tied back to youYes, as a marketing employee you cant see who is what, but there is still a profile of >you floating out there thats tied to your PC, your IP, your location that can be for all intents and purposes be triangulated back to youIts obvious websites cant pull up all the habits of their users. Thats stupid, thats not the debate here
>>83854340He got offered 200 pound to do so and he still refused. A sad little brown Turkish spastic pretending to be white online to try and fit in because even his own people reject him.
>>83854425You still off the drink? Can't remember if you're still at the Toby Carvery but I seem to recall you got a new job? Or you were gardening?
>>83854460So what. You're not that important anybody gives a shit. Can't imagine caring but I don't do anything I feel guilty about so yeah. I imagine you're sitting on several terabytes of who knows what is why you're like a paranoid crackhead about cookies.
>>83854460>your IP, your location that can be for all intents and purposes be triangulated back to youno one is doing this unless you commit a crime and the police come after you.
>>83854491the original discussion was "why should I care about clearing cookies". I explained why. because if you dont clear cookies you have tens of thousands of vendors all tracking your movements online so they can build profiles on your specific PC, IP, Location and person to build a long term case file on who you are, what youre about, your interests, lifestyle and habits so they can market to you betterThey probably know more about you than you parents. If youre cool with that thats fine. There's an argument to be made that clearing cookies isnt that useful anyway. For example fingerprinting means that your particular PC with its resolution, browser version, PC version, and all those variables means that eveni f you clear cookies, vendors can relink your profile back to you because of your unique PC variables.
>>83854521As someone that works in the industry, I can tell you this is nonsense. But you do whatever makes you happy.
>Trump posted a video of the Obamas as Apes on his Truth SocialKek
>>83854521It doesnt matter because the police can ask your ISP to give you all the data regarding what sites you've visited so deleting your local cookies is worthless lmao
>>83854521All I'm hearing is you do sketchy shit online you feel guilty about. So you're constantly looking over your shoulder incase somebody finds out. You a bacon bonce?
>>83854555He expects people to believe it was some staffer too. We all know he's a demented fuck, it was clearly him.
>>83854480Yes!Gone from the carvery, I had two mistakes that were quite close to eachother and a manager that didn't like me did an investigation with a full on report to head office. I did get along with my coworkers, which is a shame because I miss talking to them. They never spoke to me outside of work but we were cordial in the building, oh well. The dynamic has since changed and the place rebranded to a more upmarket chain. There's a lot more people employed there and it's probably different now. Oh well.On the good news after years of trying I've been offered a job in HMRC in London in a low level admin position. The good news is that it's salaried so I'd be able to get a mortgage if I keep up with it. I just need to arrange a time to meet them and drop off my ID then we arrange the start date. I did an in person interview for a data handler position that involved lab work screening phones and actually obtaining computer equipment from crime scenes but botched the speaking interview bit. If I do well I can apply to other internal positions.
>>83854578Nonces clear their browsing history every day because they're worried of anyone finding out, even if all they did was look up a recipe for cookies.
>>83854540"I work in the industry". So you've done a few ad campaigns on adwords. You have real authority on the subject matter im sure. You have zero relation to the data vendors and shitting out some ad campaigns doesnt make you anywhere nearer to them than me. You typed in a few keywords, typed in budget and pressed send, and had analytics put onto a website, that does not open the door to the world of data aggregation. You are not in the field of profiling internet users, you are in the field of posting ads to people that have already been profiled, you dont see the top level stuff that happens behind the scenes, you just type in words, post budet and press send. Marketing is simple shit and youre trying to make it seem more grandiose.
>>83854602No, none of that is true. I hope you enjoyed the time you spent attacking that little strawman you invented.
>>83854584Corrrr! Moving on up. A government job is good, lots of opportunities for training and promotion.
Working in marketing? Try not working at all.
>>83854602What you so scared of people finding on your computer?
I don't need the work I just sell drugs to young cracked out whores who steal from their parents and let me fuck them.
>>83854602A) its not called adwords since like 2014 mate B) ur chatting shite x
>>83854608Digital marketing is literally type in audience you want, insert budget and press buy dont try to make it rosier than what it is. 'analytics' on a website is literally just who visits your page, from where, potentially age and length of visit and what they clicked on. This is totally irrelevant to data aggregation. If you 'work in the industry' you know the difference
>>83854612I've gotten back on the FreeCodeCamp course and started the Java segment just to give myself something to do.
>>83854627I'm not in marketing. I work in the backend of it, maintaining the systems. I have seen the data that's collected, how it's collected, how it's stored etc.You an example of how a little bit of knowledge is dangerous. You know just enough to talk shite, but not enough to know how it really works.Again, if it makes you feel "safe" to clear your cookies every day, keep doing it lol. Doesn't harm me, doesn't help you, it's just pointless.
>>83854661I'll clear your arse with my cock if you keep up that patter.
ill be honest, im not arsed if people have my data. on facebook im in a load of anime girl groups and other shit. I know facebook has my data. I dont care. If someone approached me and said>i know you are in your 30s and like naked anime girls I'd say>yeah, so what? Im not even ashamed of it. gone are the days where I would hide my true power level to appease normies.
>>83854661even backend of websites has nothing to do with the data companies that build the profiles. There's many websites where when you click accept cookies you are actually accepting to 100+ tracking cookies onboarding onto your browser. All of these cookies exist only to track your moves to build your profile to sell to companies who will try to understand the exact essence of your being so that you can be sold commoditiesThen your job as a marketer becomes easy because you can type in "30 years old, from UK, interested in gaming" and it knows exactly who to market to. You have no input in that industry, you are simply the guy that types in budget and presses go. You dont see any of that worldBut yes I agree in the end, companies already know so much about you its probably pointless trying to be schizo private now. They know literally everything about you. Any google search about anything that can be tied back to 'who you are' has been logged and yes its supposedly anonymous but its not really
>>83854697It doesn't matter to me if an advertiser has an anonymised profile that says I once looked at a particular product or interest.But literally just use a good ad blocker and tracking protection, and none of this is even an issue. Those scripts never get loaded and those cookies never get set. Stop using Chrome.
>>83854685Looks a bit like Chie. Sheesh!
>gdpr doesnt matterlol yes it does. you can be fined a huge amount if you get caught not anonymising data or ensuring customer data doesnt get leaked
>>83854731Pretty sure it is Chie matey. I'd fuck her (after she turns 16 as that is legally fine).
Booty Mess BumseshBig willard in my bum fleshHe lifting my shirt he lifting my dress.When he blows loads there will be a mess.
>>83854738Same tbqh with you. Chie best Persona lassie.
>>83854661>You an example of how a little bit of knowledge is dangerous. You know just enough to talk shite, but not enough to know how it really works.Spot on. Little midwit nonce.
ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE ON TOPTHE NEXT YOU'RE NOT, WATCH IT DROPMAKIN' YOUR HEART STOPJUST BEFORE YOU HIT THE FLOORONE MINUTE, YOU'RE ON TOPTHE NEXT YOU'RE NOT, MISSED YOUR SHOTMAKIN' YOUR HEART STOPYOU THINK YOU WONAND THEN IT'S ALL GONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMals9XXQY8
Not right visually cute impaired lasses can't have a drink in Wetherspoon's. At least The Swan allows dogs in.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kl9rmwvn7o
weeds beat wottingham worest 3-1wominic walvert wewin score
>wake up at 9:30pm>still toasty in heated blanket>freshly delivered speculoos protein bars>(whatever that is, it's lush x)re: advertising chat, wasn't the whole idea behind filter bubbles and tracking and whatnot that they'd build up a profile with an anonymous ID on the backend?you can turn off referrers and whatnot. but one of those empty Facebook 1x1 pixels on a website, oh look, you've connected to their server.dunno. the whole 'shadow profile' or even 'a you-shaped hole' seems trivial.
>>83854944Can't stand the frens with the heavy accents where they W-speak every wucking word. Some of them say 'lid' at every opportunity to. Hate the little freaks.
apologies for waffling and whatnot and whatnot you guys have no idea how comfy this blanket is. i actually feel like i'm stoned. it's changed my life.anyway now that it's TRVE Fridey Night i think i'll get listeningto some emo if that's all right with you lads?
>>83854966someone should douse those dumb fucking froggers in petrol, simple as
Got me on that bud light tonight oh yeah
>>83854993That's a beer for gays and troons lad.
>>83854966*takes you aside and gently lets you know about his speech impediment, in a non-confrontational way*
>>83854918Blind Ruth
>>83854996I don't care as long as it gets me fucked up
>>83854996well...they are a BLight LOL
is it hot to shag a decent troon or do they stinky like men
Ruthmong entering the thread for another day of (You) baiting with Reddit links and news stories
>>83855005Don't think it'll get you fucked up at 3.4% ABV either.UK brewed beer is absolutely fucking shite.
>83854839>83854980Longneck and seethemong always come in pairs... interesting
>>83855005if you can drink without spiraling into alcoholism then for the love of god PLEASE enjoy the actual drink.i'm not happy with the shift to "craft beer" in 330ml cans, but we're still a nation of lush ales (even real ales) in 0.88 pint bottles.(metric is so much simpler guys, it's not arbitrary at all.)
The only hope left, wondering if the machine can break or bend.
We all just savages xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaTAFXgykU
Ketmong playing pretend he was an "alcoholic" to have a tragic backstory. Had a brief phase of overdoing the drinking like everyone does but he's special so it was a big scary alcohol disease. Need to get the psychosis team involved really. Completely subjective term you get to tell everyone you're an alcoholic no actual proof or details required for easy sympathy. Yet another little exaggerated lie fantasy story.
HHL loyalists standing back and standing by
The reason why little Sean named his YouTube channel marmiteman4 is because as a child he was diagnosed with a very rare form early onset dementia and couldn't remember the passwords for marmiteman 1 through 3. Finally his carer wrote it down on a post it note and the rest is history.
Oh just an orange juice for me thanks. Haha yeah. I'm allergic to alcohol. ; ) heh yeah I'm a friend of Bill's me. Yeaaaah that's me sadly, runs in the family doesn't it. Me da was the same way.
If MarmiteMan had stuck with it he could've been bigger than Charlie Kirk or Nick Fuentes. He could have had a a legion of Marmite-Men at his beck and call... he could've saved Britain...
>>83855108Prepare the Scuds de lid x
i do miss HHL desu. he was funny as fuck and loved watching his 2am drunkenmeltdowns where he replied to himself 30 times
if you're going to make a cinnamon bun, none of that drizzling icing on, you fucking douse it on
Lads, are there any sex music playlists on youtube that aren't terrible?
>>83855178Aldi do a nice one
Little angry lad on the internet is envious of another mans looks. Bless.
THIS FROGGER SAID HE LIKED WET WI MORE THAN WACKIE WHAN. HAD TO SLAP 'EM RIGHT DOWN!
Kebabington just arrived extra chilli on it, cannot wait yummy
>>83855183This. I've genuinely never understood why the trolls think posting his pics is somehow a win. Helper is a good looking lad. You just know the lads spamming his pics are obese balding troglodytes lmao.
friday night choonposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uhWJATdXMA
Sean would kill it with the 35+ women they'd want to mother him
>>83855199for me? sammo hung
>>83855250Except he's pushing 35 himself
>>83855215You truly have no idea of the amount of people that browse britfeel and dont post.
if i wasn't a TRVE alcoholic with diagnosed ARLD, how would i have this expired pill of acamprosate that i keep in case of emergencies?if there was some way to just get whatever pills you wanted, i think i'd know about it by now.
>>83855251Quite mad how involved Sammo was in so many productions from the early 70s. Truly the GOAT.
Italo disco babyyyyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCXkMYRI11c
>>83855260Corr. Getting Truman Show vibes from this post.
Aas Sammu Hung the fattest kung fu lid?
>>83855259Makes no difference he has that mongboyish look that needs to be mothered
>>83855261Really not hard to diagnosis shop around doctors to indulge your little stories. It's been established you take crumbs and distort them into ridiculous fantastical stories. A doctor probably said "IF you drink x amount, you could end up with liver disease in the future" and you've ran out with a new lore story of how you've got terminal liver disease from being such a hardcore wino.
>>83855294Strange thing to say about another man this
sex with eva7
Just had a good 3 hour wank sesh. Looks like I've missed nothing.Is seethemong back crying about the guy he bullied off the site again? lol
Where were you the day the Helper Regime collapsed?
>>83855296how does one fake a liver function test? it's not an MOT, or an autism diagnosis.
>>83855303You're oozing essence of virgin there lad
>>83855306corrr the eva days were bretty goodhope her arse worms are well and good
>>83855319I've failed every liver function test I've ever had, but I'm an alcoholic, and drinking affects the test. Doctors don't seem concerned in my case.
At the end of the day I didn't choose be bornz x
The occasional episode of The Simpsons were Homer and Marge are just fucking like rabbits.
Bit of Marina xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOn6i2spFIY
Let's make a list of people who chose to be born.1. SSM2. HHL
>>83855283yes, but such grace and agility
>>83855401You on the cans, de lad?
>>838554123. jesus (he is god so he was alive before he was born)
>>83855416On me 4th de lid x
HelperLad is God's second Son sent to Earth.
dont like myself if im honest
Miss HelperMiss CrossyMiss BladMiss SCEAMiss EbinMiss TildeMiss CoinladMiss Yanklass
The demons attack Welper just like they attacked are Jesus back in the day. It not right.
Helperlad is no stranger to a Boomer Bumsesh oh AYE x
>>83855493he died for our wins
>>83855350fair enough. in actual actuality, my GGTs were too high which indicated some scarring but not quite at the level of cirrhosis. the addiction place told me they rarely see under-30s (as i was then) with irreversible cirrhosis, but i was on that route etc.also you can just FEEL your liver, right. both in the sense of internal pain and random doctors poking you. if you feel it's a problem you could ask around to see if you get a more matter-of-fact doctor, get a referral to the addictions service. for me i felt they made detox sound sinister (like a last-resort/threat), but then it was the best decision i ever made.
It HHL's general, you're just posting in it
We all Aqua in life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
>>83855496You're a poser mate. A creamy HIV infused load piped up your arsehole is the cherry on top of the bumsesh cake. Your sanitised so called bumseshes are just a politically correct version of the real deal.
>>83855502Yeah I have felt the pain in my right side. It's become a constant companion. The liver is an incredible organ though, which can regenerate. So I think I'm still at the point where if I stopped now it would recover.Of course, stopping now is tricky, but it's theoretically possible.
>>83855489This but also Chika
>>83855522Forgot about my wee pal Chika. God bless 'em. Maybe he'll get to watch Upstairs, Downstairs one of these days.
Corrr I love you Sean lad, put your trip on so I can know it's the real spacker. Missed you, wondering wehat yout thhoughts are oinb Wepstein
Helper if J___ had received a letter/parcel addressed to you, would he have given it to you?
Footmong is a demon. Perhaps the most evil of them all.
>>83855541>wehat yout thhoughts are oinb Wepsteinare you ok mate?
Rothermong proxynonce literally here 20 hours a day and that is a grim
>>83855546Rothermong is footmong imo
The Helpstein List.He disseminated THAT Video.
>>83855555He's having a few jars, lid. Nothing wrong with that, is there? Not illegal like mailing vaccum sealed sh-
Footmong lost his job and turned into rothermong. The ultimate sadsack seether.
Footmong's suicide will be lush x
>>83855569Our Helper lad would never be a part of Jewish blackmail ring. He knows the truth.
>>83855524that's his parents' house you tit. with the red carpet living room & solid green (non-striped) gazebo.>>59351559 >Under the parent's gazebo note the glass table and gazebo.>>58750391 notice the glass table.note the gnomes.>>57669201 note the wooden table.note the yellow football.notice the gnomes on the right.>>58326832 notice the yellow football.(1/2)
David Jason has passed away in his home at the age of 86.
(2/2)>>58330406 note the patio/wall of the building.>>57669434 >I'm at my parents lid. It's communal accommodation so the garden is massive. Great for playing with the dog. >>58750500 >That's not my garden. I'm at the parents. >>62658722 >It literally never went de lid. It's my parents carpet. Also it's red not pink. absolute fucking amateur hour.>b-but his brother left a Google review!so did his dad. along with this photograph of him living there.
they're having a chocolate bar each, as a little treat
Just learnt some bad news. One of our regular britfeel posters likes little kiddies.
>>83855684it might be what they're gambling with instead of chips
>>83855686>One of our regular britfeel posters likes little kiddies.probably more than one to be fair
>>83855686Two, formerly threeLollersHelperShippy (forced off the thread)
>>83855700corr just like the card game uncle junior ran in his spacker home
>three aces AND three 3s>among five playersstatistically (not physically) impossible. i see where he got that lying, cheating nature from
>>83855713>>83855721There's another one, unfortunately.This avatarfag with the cats>>83854952>>83854433
Peter Mendelssohn
I give it a week before Delboy is ousted as a nonce.
>>83855686"fish found in ocean" ahh post
>>83855721thers no evidence helper likes kids
Getting wissed up while listening to Aqua me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
I like big boobies xLollers and footmong are the real nonces
>>83855743>Posted and shared THAT video>Claimed the child enjoyed being abused>Says the victims of grooming gangs deserved it for being 'slags'Where there's smoke there's fire.
>>83855767arse like tits
>>83855769he's a troll, he said that to wind people up
>>83855732we're two different posters.how can you not distinguish that from the context/conversation, or even just the content of those posts?
>>83855781>He was merely pretending to be a nonce>You just got trolled!!!! LOL!
>>83855783Sorry lad. And I'm guessing you are the non-paedo? I should have known.
>>83855790>You just got trolled!!!! LOL!yes
>>83855796Ketmong is the one gleefully going on about Sean dox like a kiwi mong while pretending to be on Sean's side. Two faced rat.
>Reposting CSAM is an epic trollNonce alert.
>>83855781I don't think he's a nonce or a troll. He's a bitter virgin who resents that it wasn't himself in the grooming gangs, and laments that those white slags didn't choke on his cock instead of paki cock.
why do the twolls not adjust their routines (or even their images/textfiles) in response to new information?
Pipe the fook down x
>>83855823i didnt say it was epic but it's clearly had the desired effect, how long ago was it and you're still bothered by it?
Me?Im high as shit
Sean I'll be honest. I like you. I want to hang out with you more often.
Nonce hunters are mongs x
>>83855827>I don't think he's a nonce>who resents that it wasn't himself in the grooming gangs, and laments that those white slags didn't choke on his cock instead of paki cockyou contradict yourself
>>83855842corrr you on that stardawg, lad?me, thinking about risking my final zopiclone (not sure if i will get more tomorrow)
>Don't like CSAM in /britfeel/? You just got trolled!Bizarre this.
>>83855835i will fook the pipe up just to spite you
>>83855871>troll knows CSAM makes you upset> troll post CSAM to make you upsetnot hard to understand
This is my fucking world you're all just living in it x
vibe reset pls
>>83855923be the vibes you want to feel, friend
>>83855923Trans, nonces, kids being nonced, personality drama. Pick a britfeel talking point
>>83855939>>83855947/night guard/ it is.
Triangle bros standing back and standing by xIt's coming x
>>83855923Me when I just get out the shower.
>>83855960>/night guard/ it is.we are the knights whoo saaay womf
>>83855923>Vibe reset pIs
>>83855981where did that thing come from ive seen it multiple times
Necking the rest of these cans now. Was garn leave some for tomorroe fuck it. Might as well xMight get a webab wrap in soons x
Been pushed suicides all me life and they wonder why I lash outI'm the victim here x
Collapse era vibes tonight xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
Stephen Mulhern pulled my arse out of a hat and raped me ay Butlins.
hoping for some Iran happenings soon
on that Relentless, me.
>>83855864Corrr I remember stardawg. That was my fav, but it's been 4 years
>>83856000>>83856045Gentle reminder that this is a nonce
want to shag a lass with some big fucking tits
want to shag a lass with some tiny fucking tits
>>83856038>hoping for some Iran happenings soonSames x
If the yanks strike Iran tonight am garn warage me x
>>83856052You think every cat image is the same poster? Mong
>>83856038i feel sorry for the Iranian government. all they want is to keep their women from becoming westernised whores and keep the religious identity. every country should have the right to cultural sovernty. of corse their response to the protests has been brutal but it was needed to prevent an counterrevolution
Seethemong is obsessed with nonces because he's a self-hating nonce.
>>83856070Is that the local assembly point for emergencies?
Nonces are basically the witches of the 21st century. They are the last group of people you can openly hate and wish death upon.
>>83856074No. But I've positively identified you. You can attempt to downplay it, but I know you are a nonce.
>>83856052which of us? don't make me turn the 'native extension' back on.
>>83856094there's the rich as well
>>83856045I'm not, I'm on that thinking of going to bed.
>>83856062Same, lad. Big arse, wide hopes, thin waist and tiny cute titties. CORRRRRR!
Ken Borry
>>83856128kochi niwa
Epstein was based and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't.
>>83856115You sound like a man of culture.This lass at school was flat as a board but she could have given birth to Einstein with her absurdly wide hips, and she had the best butt around. Always wore tight black leggings. One time her butt brushed against me and I got a boner in class.
>>83856140Ok seethemong.
>>83856145It's the kind of thing Helper/Seethemong would post. It checks out.
>>83856140he had the worlds most powerful people in his pocket and that is quite impressive
fuck it, zopiclone.
>>83856140He was literally retarded and barely literate. That's probably the funniest thing about all this. Have you ever heard him speak? Or read his emails?He wasn't running anything. The elite Jewish paedophile networks still exist, and every politician, royal, CEO etc is still implicated and controlled and blackmailed.Jeffery Epstein was just a little tard from Brooklyn who was extremely degenerate, and because he was Jewish, he got elevated by nepotism and found his use in the globalist order. He spent most of his time playing video games and shagging children and emailing various members of government from around the world with an easily decipherable code. At no point did they expect to get caught because they think we're cattle and it's funny to them.
I'm off to bed.>>83856182It's good, but I didn't like the nasty taste for a few days after taking it.
>>83856144That's fucking lush. Don't mind at all if the cheat is completely flat, I find their nipples are usually longer and thicker too. Nice flat tummy combined with a juicy arse. Oh my days.
>>83856200Love seeing the bee stings when they don't wear a bra, corrr, just want to feel them up
>>83856199you are a wiser man than i
im going to sleep nowbuh-bye
>>83855489I miss SmirnoffBro, hope he's not dead.
Post nut depression again. People been fucking since they were in school but me...no not a drop of pussy. Pretty grim to be a virgin in your 30s. I wish I could end it all.
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjPBrBU-TM
>>83856264Corrr imagine cumming on a nice lady. Or in her! It's a human right, why even live without access to that.
>>83856213As I've gotten into stimulating my own nipples, I can appreciate how it feels good for a woman. The more I've played with them, they've actually gotten bigger too. Apparently due to scar tissue? Feels good either way.
Valentines Day coming up soon.Humiliation rituals on tap x
>>83856282I can see why some men eventually flip and harm women.
Sabrina the Twentysomething Witch in its final, most fetish-fuelled season.>Sabrina zaps herself into the work computer>snoops at her colleague's foot fetish folder>he returns to work>Photoshops her into a bimbo>her spell ends and she leaves cyberspace>has to live as a bimbo for 24 hours>(until her mana recharges)a classic fable.
>>83856322Will have to dig out my DVDs you've got me in the mood.
They said it was the end of an era xNothing ends x
>>83856366HELPER YOU BASTARD WHY HAVE YOU LEFT US THIS IS YOUR WORLD!
>>83856366Welcome back lad, it's not been the same without you.
>>83856380Demons are on the offensive de lid. I'm still here.
HelperNONCE.
Necking the rest of these wosters then fucking off x
I just want sex and love. I can't fucking enjoy my life.
Necking these cans then crashing out x
Let's fucking goooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLqaMYc9LFE
Helper did you get the letter?
Nobody ever cared the likes of me.It's either swim or sink in this cruel world x
I don't get any pussy, I don't know why people think me getting any job is going to "improve" myself. I don't want to be some sad slave in a warehouse that has to still be poor. No woman is going to want a man in a shit deadend job. Simple as.
Woker Wace xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVuM5C-YGY
here, lads, how do you annoy Lady Gaga?
>>83856561bad romance
here, lads, how do you get a thousand Pikachus on a bus?
NHS wants to snuff out lids like me and Crossy xEveryone's fucking in on it xxx
lorrying wasnt too bad today, nearly became kil on the way home in my car when i drove into a small flood on the slip road doing around 60mph but was alri in the end
Life is grim. Life is nothing for lads like us. We can't be happy because we don't get to experience love.
We all wavages in life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaTAFXgykU
>>83856613True that. We're all in our own verson of Silent Hill x
Helper, could you set up a throwaway email account on Proton or cock.li?I thought I had sent you a nice present. Now, basically, the vendor is threatening to reship twice as much to the same address...
At the end of the day it's always the innocents that suffer. Evil fuckers and greedy cunts keep winning because everyone is scared to do anything about it. So ultimately nothing changes.
Hope Not Hate aware of HelperLad. x
>>83856686Don't waste your time. I don't want your mail. You could send me fentanyl or summat. Fuck that noise x
>>83856710Fair enough, mate. If anything goes through, just bin it.
>>83856658The fog never clears from our minds. It remains inside to remind us that there is no clear path in these grim times.
Winter 2026 vibes :_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiOGlYjKgX8
>>83856731There is no escape for the likes of us x
so you lids don't pick up wags you find on the ground? send some off to Freninos, or just say 'fuck it' and have a sniff?
Wonder what happened to this fella. I can't find his audit channel for ages. I reckon his mum chucked him out. Poor lad would have loved to be a binman but no one will give autistic lads a chance.
>>83856772I dont even know what the fuck youre saying mate, are you talking about fags what the fuck is feninos and what the shit are you chatting
Finishing off me wooze then crashing out. Still got 4 cans left and two wokkles so get in xxx
Fuck the lot of yas xxx
Nobody cares about the likes of me xxx
If i was dying in the gutter you would walk right over me x
IM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY TRANSITION>IM HERE TO KICK SOME FUCKIN ASS
It's fucking over xDemons have won. They have snuffed out all fun x
>>83856868when you find drugs on the street, do you take them or do you just leave them?
Might start watching them Jurassic Park clips meCan order a wizza in whenever I want x
Might go towns me xxx
How it fucking should be xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zN4FvGR2M
>>83856994what kind of 'za you gfeeling tonight?
International clique xxx
They use alcohol to control us x
>>83856963Odd question but I think I've found drugs on the street three times in my life, cannabis and cocaine. All times I was younger and all times I either shared it or had it for myself.Nowadays I would not do drugs I find on the street.
Aww aye sound xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL_bFGPJ8xM
Miserable bastards rule society now.No fun allowed.Might as well raise the age of consent to 30.
>>83857142Agreed lid xxxWe're regressing as a society x
Fuck the lot of yaCall me a loser
Fuck the lot of yaGarn towns me xxx
Fuck town.Bunch of bully boys. Fuck em.
Let's fucking gooooooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9fE2o4ddM8
They are bully boysThey want to rule our livesFuck them off xxxThey want us to kill ourselves. NO. They need to kill themselves not us xxx
CROSSLID DON'T MOVES DON'T MOVESSSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM
You are the most popular people everYou decide what's funny on or nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
Nobody ever thinks what's it's like to be somebody like me x
AND DO YOU ACCEPT THIS TRAITOR'S RESIGNATION?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
>>83857337God help us all lad xI'm sorry for everything x
STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVEDANGER MONEY INVOLVED
HelperLad getting free drugs because of his celebrity status like Bill Nighy in Love Actually.me, i'm part of the unprivileged underclass. but i might set up a PO box because you never know
COURTES WILL BE CONVENED XXXX
SUNDERLAND WILL SURVIVES X
eyesight? wrecked.back? fecked.Relentless? necked.these dubs? checked.
Let's fucking goooo then
i am the base 11 king
It's overRun xxxx
THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE XXX
thinking about hitting that snooze room. might be hanging out with a friend later,. or i might be making poor decisions with substances. we'll see.good night HHL + any lurker ladstake it easy!!
Ready go warage go meShould I go or whar?
i for got to preheat my blanket.
Come on man xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlN8MPS7KQs
>>83857535FOOTMONG thinks he rules britfeel but he doesn't. He's a demonic bully xxx
TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT OFF
SPIDERMANSFUCKING HELL XX
it's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8LWjDS3IkQ
You and I welper,We're not so different me you and I...
>>83857733Why bother? lidThey will bully boy and take the piss out of you. They will slander you no matter what.
They found you amusing for a while xWhy borther lid x
Garn beddingtons me.Fuck the lot of ya xxx
Getting back up in few hours watch this space xxxHEIL FUCKING HELPER !!!!
fuck ARSENALup the Sunderland
corr good weltdown disshairfta be anunciated
Just seen chaos me xxx5678 lmao wtf xxx
Watch this faggotsAm getting back up in 20 minutes Garn on a mad one me xxx
TO PLUNGE THEIR HANDS INTO THE FILTH TO KEEP YOURS CLEAN
Helper you have turned into a monster xxx
WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPTCOURTS WILL BE CONVENEDSPOILS WILL BE ENJOYEDBLOOD WILL BE SHED
Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent x
SUNDERLAND IS YOURS DO AS YOU PLEASESTEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVE
>>83856140Yes buying and selling children and raping them is so cool and based.
Have just seen a video of a normie drone going full customer service mode in his sleep. Depressing stuff that.
Fuming me xxxComedy is subjective britfeel xxx
Nobody cared about when I was bullied into suicide x
Getting ready and heading out.Looks like things are going off the rails.Fucking hell x
Wake up little helper xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfxBXAQCZM
>>83858372I'm not like you. You're a murderer x
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qy3a68/is_there_anything_else_i_can_help_you_with/How is this not considered PTSD?
Phwoar gotten up me XIndeed yes
>>83858379You and I are not so different. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying".
Fuck the lot of yaGarn Maccies in the morningxxx
Thoughts on her lad?
Fuck the lot of ya xxxGarn off the rails me x
Getting into Jungle music atm now lads. JUNGLEIST MASSIV
i go sleeps nowsNighty ngihts xx
it's you who's in, Gobby......in-SANE!!!
>>83858415night night lad.me, too comfy under my electric blanket, texting my mate on night shift and watching YouTube nonsense.watched some daft video of a Street Fighter tournament, bloke was up there with his daughter, just a sweet little scene. i overall don't want children and i have discussed this with partners (so keep your stupid accusations in your pocket) but...damn. probably is amazing having kids AS LONG AS you are capable of raising them.i dunno lads. those of you who are trying to make it in life, i hope it all works out. garn get job/wife/sprog(s). the cynicism here is off the charts sometimes, and it's all a bit fake (i hope, anyway).
I want to change my habits and life but for what? There is nothing for me out there. Just deadend jobs and more depression.
Whats HAPPENING britfeel!!!It's just gone 7.30 am and we know you FREAKY people are still up and about, here's a little song that'll take you back -wayyyyyyy back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
>>83858487FIX YOUR HEALTH FIND SOMEONE WHO FANCIES YOU (don't even start)RAISE A FAMILYPLEASE
Oh god he's back
Tired of being pushed suicides dee lid
Fags are gross. How can a fag be ok being fag
>>83858517No one fancies me lad even if I put 100% effort in. Some men are just not attractive. I'll always be in a deadend job. You know how shit the economy is and everything is competitive.
In that maccies meCrashing out when I get back homes xFuck the lot of ya x
Mcmuffin "eggs" though.
Francis Ford Coppola probably will die of natural causes soon. Bit sad to think about all the greats dying.
Seeing these fat cunts in McDonaldsFucking disgusting xxxJust launch the fucking nukes man xxx
>>83858653>In that maccies meProve it
Miss my og asmr lasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tavWIL_mErcHe's in on it, isn't he
Having my way sexually with, and physically overpowering Sean with my 6'4 270lbs frame.
Writing letters to his parents with pictures of his fetish posts, could SPH get any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U66mrcRyU9YSign tappers were right again, weren't they
If mum chucks me out women will suffer. I will not be on the streets.
Imagine if the government doesn't give me accommodation but will happily house some brown refugee family. Fuck this country. I'll cost the state more in prison.
One borning mong goes to bed after his all night routine on 4chan, and another mong wakes up to star his all day routine.
Sean lost and I won. Simple as.
he's back and he's done them in
>>83858793>borning
>>83858653It was nice and quiet without you talking about yourself and insulting us.Go fuck yourself.
>>83858804You know what I mean, funny man x
>>83858820i dont, sorry hun xx
In that beddingtons now.Getting on it big time later. It's my fucking world you're all just living in it xxd
Wonder if little Sean will tell us if he got kicked out of the Spacker football team or not.
>>83858820I know, >>83858837You're not as handsome and witty as I am, stop pretending to be me.
>>83858854Nah, you're lucky to exist in ours.How did /brit/ go?
>>83858868Little Sean got bullied out of britfeel, bullied out of Brit and now he's back here again, a 3 week long mega melty lmao it LUSH x
>>83858868He didn't get the same attention you mongs give him here, that's why he's back
>>83858879It's too fast for his bullshit, his samefagging got lost in the chatter.
>>83858855he'll twist the narrative and say he left as they "push him to suicides"
cannot sleep. even with comfy blanket and that zopiclone. proper shattered just unable to drift off.would say some of yous seem too eager to seethe, but perhaps i am the seethiest of them all right now.
Tia strikes again lads. Now she's wanting to sell her LinkedIn account for 25 bong. How does she keep getting her own number mixed up with mine?
>>83858960If you cannot sleep with chemical sleep-enhancing agents then you are simply done for lad. Are you on bennies? If so, I'm guessing you're a lifer, eh?
woke at 3 am to a loud crash.Air freshener had fallen off my workbench, tbf i had been balancing brushes and things near it and it was balanced on the apex of a convex object and there's a fan on in there 24/7Went back to bed at 4 and slept to 8:40.Reminder: it Caturday.
Wonder what time pol mong will wake up today to save his country by posting on 4chan?
>>83859024Employed people tend to sleep in a bit on the weekend lad, so likely will still be a while before he's around x
Just remember one thing, when feminazis tell you men are the problem.
>>83859043Employed people tend not to spend all weekend on 4chan being edgy and trying to impress other men on 4chan with their whit and intelligence
>>83859054You've put those feminazis in their place now lad.
>>83859024Doubt he'll be going outside, considering the marauding gangs of scary brown people just waiting to pounce on any white person they happen to see
>>83859063That was quiet easy, desu, not going to lie. Do you think I should become one of those debater chaps on the telly?
>>83859054I'm quite isolated on the right being someone who just doesn't care about abortion all that much. Don't get me wrong, it's definitely a disgusting process and I want nothing to do with it and anyone gushing over it deserves ridicule, but the actual usage of it I just don't give a shit about. I don't care if women abort kids. The average person getting an abortion is not someone I want to be breeding, so why would I object? On some level I think it should be illegal for extremely beautiful or extremely intelligent people to abort their kids, but so far as I can see in practice it's one of the few remaining eugenic tools we have. I also think that the world is extremely overpopulated and anything that keeps the population in check is good imo.It's not even close to a top 10 or even top 20 issue for me, but my general opinion is casual support with some caveats. I feel like it's not really a winning issue for the right either, but hey that's just me.
>>83859074Someone might ask you challenging questions. Best stick to anonymous message boards for now.
watching the skiing
>>83859093Fit lasses in skin tight lycra keeping their bodies in a squat position? God I love winter sports.
>>83859083I'd just watched a video with some guy, so wondered how many happened last year.>>83859084Ok, I'll hone my skill anonymously.
Mornin lid.There's some cornflakes or something in the fridge but I used the last of the wilk de lid.
>>83859097>God I love winter sports.same
>>83859147YOU FAT FUCKING FROGGER CUNT
>>83859147What are those things on the edge of the plate surrounded by the tomato, eggs and beans? Are they meant to be mushrooms or something?
