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>be me
>blackbot
>awkward, shy, soft-spoken
>never been complimented outside of family or old people
>self-esteem on zero
>downloads hinge out of boredom one day
>receives several matches in a few days

i'm a fucking dork. i'm not even tall or hot, wtf. 4chan lied to me. you'd think online dating would be impossible for black guys but i'm doing just fine. a lot of my matches are nerdy black chicks just like me. the only thing stopping me now is not having a car

i've seen the light. black anons, don't believe those shitty graphs, this site just wants you to doubt yourself
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>>83880090
nigga how is fuckin hoes on hinge worth a damn only people who obsess about that are porn addicts. Most anons here that complain about no pussy are lovesick they can get themselves off just fine with their hand
>Gambino
his life outside music is pretty funny but I haven't heard any of his songs except for like redbone and bonfire
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>>83880090
Not to discourage you, but:

1) Matches don't mean anything. Likes don't mean anything. You can get a hundred matches and get ghosted by all of them.
2) All dating apps run on an MMR system, and they give you a massive MMR boost when you first sign up. This quickly falls off and you are left in the shitter bracket unless you are 6'4 with abs and a yacht.

"A few matches in a few days" is also kind of nothing. The girls matching with you are talking to as many men as possible at any given moment. Stick with it if you want, but it's an arduous and mentally damaging journey if you get your hopes up.
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>>83880090
NOW WHEN THEY SEE US IN THE STREETS, ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS TAKE PICS AND IM LIKE OKAY
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>>83880090
>not having a car
bro your dating issues haven't even started, don't get ahead of yourself. get your license
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>>83880090
>4chan lied to me
we've been reading different 4chan posts, jamal
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>>83880130
bino's one of my favorite artists ever. he'd probably have the #1 spot if his raps were elite. he's kind of a headass but it's funny
>>83880133
ah shit, we'll see i guess. i've made plans with some of them but i'm kinda dreading having to actually meet irl. shits scary
>>83880257
fuck you're right. i need a car like yesterday
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>>83880090
Let's be real, how fat are these nerdy black girls?
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>>83880427
He's a hack. Everything after the 90s is pretty gay illuminati shit and the intellectual rappers are the biggest pseusds.

Here's some actual good shit for you from people that were awake 30 years ahead of time

https://youtu.be/JW4Tm5wWW34?si=tVzemePgDp_JjOLn
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>>83880495
>intellectual rappers are the biggest pseusds.
trvke
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>>83880090
>>receives several matches in a few days
anon, those are all bots and scammers. how could you not know this
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>>83880427
>>83880427
>bino's one of my favorite artists ever


Yet I bet you definitely haven't listened to culdesac, royalty, I am just a rapper or I am just a rapper 2
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>>83880474
most of them are skinny/average believe it or not, but there are some chubby sistas. liking big curvy girls is in my genes though, so i'm not scared of them. plus they're adorable
>>83880495
based album. you won't catch me hating on mos and kweli (pre-autistic meltdown)
>>83880613
i've listened to those, royalty especially. he was rapping his ass off, "corny" bars be damned. datpiff getting deleted buttfucked the internet in the worst way
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>>83880978
>datpiff getting deleted buttfucked the internet in the worst way
whenever I see a datpiff link for an album under a YouTube video I cry



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