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its valentines tomorrow anons :D
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>>83906284
Im up late its already the 14th where I live
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Can't wait to spend the day jerking off
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>>83906293
Forget what I just posted Im fucked in the head
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>>83906307
i thought you were just trolling, latest it could be is middle afternoon on the 13th

>>83906300
not the worst thing to do on valentines ig
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>>83906284
>tomorrow
this nigga thinks we live in jewrope/trash-ia
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>>83906354
i live in australia so yes it is
>jewrope
the jew-s of a is worse
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>>83906365
>the jew-s of a is worse
agreed, but at least the amerifags are atop the bpdemons per capita index
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>>83906424
is that supposed to be a good thing? i suppose it is because lots of men on here love them
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>>83906284
>its valentines tomorrow anons :D
So what, we're just celebrating consumerist faggotry on /r9k/ now?
It's just a day like any other. Also the Easter Bunny isn't real.
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>>83906466
you sound like a buzzkill anon
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>>83906484
yeah I've also been told I'm annoying, does that bother you, cumstain?
fuck you, fuck humanity.
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what the fuck, the world is so fucked, I have no gf
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>>83906513
i think reddit is better for gay edgy kids tbqdesuwy

>>83906523
its ok anon we have singles day too
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>>83906433
i suppose it is, theyre grippier and far clingier than your average food

but they tend to be on the lunatic side so i suppose thats where it evens out

i need me a bpdemoness
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>>83906284
Just remember if you get a girl a gift you are a simp and you'll go on the list.

Total. Simp. Death.
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>>83906284
thanks for the reminder, i'll be taking the day off then
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>>83906560
>i think reddit is better for gay edgy kids tbqdesuwy
Then why don't you go there, Griffith cuck?
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I wish I could touch boobs
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>>83906570
clingier, until you dont respond for 2 hours and they lose all "feelings" and break up with you. theres no point dating bpd women.
it pisses me off because everyone thinks bpd women are "obsessive" but theyre not
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>>83906576
because im not a retarded edgy teenager who shouldnt be here
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>>83906595
Indicated by what, exactly? Your graying hair or dried out uterus?
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>>83906615
both actually. at a mere 20 years old my eggs are already dried up and my hairs turning blonde and eventually gray. i will die from old age at 25. i finally understand why leonardo dicaprio dumps women who hit hag status
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>>83906646
I didn't expect to make it past 25 so you probably will, too. Straighten that back out, soldier.
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>>83906660
i was making a joke, i cant die from old age at 25, unfortunately
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>>83906670
if leukemia kids can die before they even hit puberty you can too, anon. have a little faith in yourself.
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>>83906687
im not unlucky enough to develop cancer and die young, its always the brightest stars who die out the quickest, or whatever
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>>83906284
Should i go to the bar i like alone or would that be sad?
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>>83891373
>moreso meant something like, physical i guess. youve been cuddled by someone you love, i havent been hugged by someone outside my family
My only real experience with love being tantamount to yaoibait doesn't count for much when I'm not even a real fag.
>i dont need anything to keep my love going. its unconditional.
You're speaking naively tbdesu, the only people loved unconditionally are children and animals. Everyone else has the agency to do evil.
>watch some real comps, they're really fun to watch.
Link one
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>>83906749
do it anon, lots of people go out drinking alone in valentines, its not "sad"
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>>83906757
dont compare your real lived experience to yaoibait lmao, it counts for more than you give it credit for. dont write it off
>the only people loved unconditionally are children and animals. Everyone else has the agency to do evil.
children and animals (like dolphins, and other intelligent animals) can do plenty evil too. did you know dolphins are racist and gangrape other dolphins and porpoises for fun? dolphins are capable of having sex purely for pleasure like humans, so they also rape for fun like humans. apparently elephants will also sodomise other animals with their trunks just for the fuck of it too. children kill and rape other children too. among other things. my crush could do "evil" things, sure, but id still love him.
>Link one
https://youtu.be/VUms_bnrGwA?si=ZIN1eFVy6Bq0X8-h
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>>83906738
You're dating a midget. Don't end up on to catch a predator.
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>>83906284
It's still feburary 12 where im at
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>>83906705
Hm I thought I replied to this.
That death doesn't necessarily have to be a real death, does it?
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>>83907182
how can one achieve a "fake" death? are we going into zaregotos "dead while living" territory of death? i cant see death in such a way. when youre living, youre living, and when youre dead, you're dead
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>>83906765
I feel lame enough going alone on a regular day. This seems worse
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>>83907219
>are we going into zaregotos "dead while living" territory of death?
Yes, a spiritual death. Not necessarily true. Those that have died and come back attract flies, ha. They are decay.
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>>83907252
what point would a spiritual death have? its not true death, im still breathing, conscious, etc. life doesn't actually stop
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>>83907274
Think, Soulless Sam
https://youtu.be/9rZYCiDV9aM
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>>83906284
Saint Valentine was a martyr who married couples secretly against the will of the Roman authorities for which he was crucified
He's the patron saint of romantic love, beekeepers, plague and epilepsy
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>>83907373
hes not soulless, hes just blunt and has a fantastic sense of humour, will headcanon as autistic on tumblr for that now. apparently thats an actual thing people think, christ
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>>83907403
why were the romans against these marriages? were they homosexual marriages?
>He's the patron saint of romantic love, beekeepers, plague and epilepsy
whats epilepsy have to do with the other 3?
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>>83907419
The Roman government wasn't too fond of Christians to put it mildly.
He took care of the sick and there are claims which say that he performed miracles by curing those suffering from epilepsy
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>>83906284
I don't think I'll ever get to celebrate Valentines ever.
>>83906820
>dont write it off
Yeah I'm playing cool for no reason ngl I'd kill for it again it was awesome
>my crush could do "evil" things, sure, but id still love him
Cope lol? You only really hear people say this about their partner when that partner is either a model or beating them. That or a honeymoon phase. Point is, you just don't know what your conditions are yet.
>evil animals
Agree to disagree I guess, it's a fundamental belief of mine that they can't be evil. Applying human morality to animals is grossly egotistical on our end.
>evil children
This I'll agree with you on, tho I still believe they (alongside animals) are the only things that can be truly loved unconditionally. A face only a mother could love...
>Link
I'll watch later.
>>83906765
It's pretty sad
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>>83907446
why? im not too informed on roman history.
>he performed miracles by curing those suffering from epilepsy
didnt realise epilepsy was recognised long ago enough for romans to be aware of it. also pretty specific of a thing to cure
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im gonna keep my boyfriend blocked on valentines bc he treats me like shit but idk desu i have low self esteem so who knows
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>>83907484
>why?
Romans were polytheistic and practiced syncretism, often adopting foreign gods into their own pantheon.
Christianity was a quickly growing sect in Greece and Rome and Christianity has always been strictly monotheistic and the early Christians refused to perform sacrifices in line with Roman traditions. They were seen as a threat and a danger to Roman society, therefore they were persecuted. Many were killed in the arenas thrown to wild animals, many others were crucified.
>didnt realise epilepsy was recognised long ago
A lot of diseases were recognized they just had different names, like epilepsy used to be called the falling disease if I remember right and even renaissance painters depicted epileptics in paintings of St. Valentine
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>>83907475
that sounds sad. you said you cant experience romantic feelings, and yet you sound upset about it. dont say that yet tho, you have plenty of time to try find love again
>Point is, you just don't know what your conditions are yet
thats a fair point, but, well i dont think hed rape anyone, which is the only unforgivable crime in my eyes, tho id still throw away my own morals to forgive him. unless we were in a relationship, which is inherently conditional, so if he abused or cheat on me id give him a torture akin to griffith's.
>Applying human morality to animals is grossly egotistical on our end.
but that gangrape, torture, etc. those intelligent animals are put through deal great damage to the animals it happens to, saying what those dolphins do isnt wrong because theyre dolphins completely ignores that they are intelligent animals.
>A face only a mother could love...
this saying is silly because plenty of mothers despise their children and think theyre ugly. children killed by mothers or fathers wouldnt be a thing if children were loved unconditionally
>It's pretty sad
letting that concept control your life is whats sad

>>83907490
if he treats you like shit why the fuck are you even with him? just keep him blocked and leave, idiot.

>>83907536
wonder what it would be like to go back in time to tell the romans of that time that christianity basically outlived and stomped out their beliefs into dust, and its one of the biggest religions now.
the falling disease, thats a pretty funny name tbdesu.
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>>83907404
I mean the lore of that is he literally went through hell and made it back but lost his soul in the process, so...
But I see your point, yeah. It's just him sans inhibitions.
>apparently thats an actual thing people think, christ
What does that even mean?
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>>83907652
oh. i havent watched supernatural, so i had no idea that was the case.
>sans inhibitions.
french? gay
>What does that even mean?
there are people who actually think sam and dean are autistic on tumblr. i love seeing people's stupid ideas of characters. like, people on r/trans asking "is griffith a transgender?!?!?" because he has long hair
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>>83906284
Hope you all find your special lady
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the girl I visit for sex every so often told me that, asked what I'm doing. I said "working" and looked away.

I've become a monster
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>>83907695
>french? gay
lmao stfu
Autists will probably ship anything as autistic if it fits their autistic agenda. In reality they're two Hollywood chads, be for real. It's stupid to paint them as autistic.
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>>83907629
Not that I'm incapable, I just haven't felt it any real capacity for years (discounting my friend). If the girl I'm talking to doesn't spark anything when we link up then I'm a lost cause.
>saying what those dolphins do isnt wrong because theyre dolphins completely ignores that they are intelligent animals.
It's not a matter of intelligence, it's the fact that we are humans and they are dolphins, we are fundamentally different and so our moral (and by extension social) rules don't apply to them. A vulture eating a dead vulture is natural, if you and I ate corpses we'd be psychos.
>children killed by mothers or fathers wouldnt be a thing if children were loved unconditionally
*Children and animals are the only things that can be loved unconditionally. Should have added that "can" the first time, not everyone is given that unconditional love.
>letting that concept control your life is whats sad
Have you gone out to bars to drink alone...
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>>83907703
trying to keep my disgust of sex outside of relationships/casual sex to myself, but, should've done something with her man

>>83907720
im speaking the truth :]
>Autists will probably ship anything as autistic if it fits their autistic agenda
come on, dont generalise, i dont wanna be lumped in with the fake-tism tumblr, tiktok and twitter retards. their reasoning for these headcanons doesn't go beyond "he has 1 singular trait anyone could have", because they have no understanding of what autism actually is, because they don't have it.
also
>sam went to hell and instead of losing his soul, he developed autism
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>>83907755
maybe if she doesnt spark anything, it might be time to consider you could actually be a homosexual. joking. maybe it just wont be her, maybe youll find someone you love at another point in life, idk man
>A vulture eating a dead vulture is natural, if you and I ate corpses we'd be psychos.
we'd be psychos on the basis of other humans morals thatre being forced onto us, i think consensual cannibalism is completely fine, personally. but i see your point
>Should have added that "can" the first time, not everyone is given that unconditional love.
indeed, you should have
>Have you gone out to bars to drink alone...
no, if i wanna drink alone ill do it at home, drinking at a bar alone as a woman is stupid, id get raped. id do it if i was a man tho. ive been to nice restaurants alone tho, ive been to cons alone, concerts, new years events, arcades etc. and those were fine
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>tfw male in an LDR
>am expected to do the song and dance from afar
>just stressed as shit that whatever I do isn't gonna be good enough
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>>83907844
if its stressing you out that much, maybe an ldr isnt for you, anon
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>>83907808
Nah theres basically nobody else if I don't end up really liking her, my criteria filters out basically everyone else I'd ever realistically encounter. It's whatever.
>i think consensual cannibalism is completely fine, personally. but i see your point
Broke niggas moving from donating plasma to selling literal arms and legs if it was allowed
>been to nice restaurants alone tho, ive been to cons alone, concerts, new years events, arcades etc. and those were fine
I've done all of those alone too, but going to a bar alone and drinking away Valentines is uniquely sad. Speaking of alcohol I haven't had any in a month and change, would kill for some vodka now. What's your go to drink?
>>83907854
>erm have you tried giving up????
>>83907844
If I were you I'd mail her a letter, makes a nice memento with how personal it is.
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>>83907854
Bro if Valentine's Day doesn't stress you out as a man, you're either Chad or a fucking space alien.
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>>83907759
>their reasoning for these headcanons doesn't go beyond "he has 1 singular trait anyone could have",
lol you see my point then...
>>sam went to hell and instead of losing his soul, he developed autism
In truth it'd be more like - unrepentant tourettes.
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>>83907865
Thanks bro but it's too late for that. She lives in another country. I am gonna send her flowers and make her a jello bear, a clay heart with our dogs paw print in it and maybe an origami something.
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>>83907865
what if you met someone outside of your criteria filter that you clicked with, would you not pursue because of that?
>but going to a bar alone and drinking away Valentines is uniquely sad.
i dont see it as any different from those things tbdesu. id go do it if it didnt pose a risk
>What's your go to drink?
my go to is shitty cheap wine but my favourite is russian standard vodka, they dont sell it here anymore tho. you got a specific vodka? also how do you even get alcohol, arent you broke
>>erm have you tried giving up????
he sounds fed up with it, ldrs (assuming its an entirely or mostly just online one) are hard to make work, idk man theyre not for everyone
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>>83907874
well, im not a man, and i dont celebrate valentines, so i wouldnt get it. tho i will say that i thought the relationship itself was stressing you out, not valentines day

>>83907876
of course i do lmao. tho i think tourettes is a more of an insane leap than the autism, tourettes is pretty gnarly of a disorder
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>>83907933
Ofc but in the sense that, he has absolutely ZERO inhibitions, you feel me? Even super spergs have some semblance of inhibitive behavior. Just an example of extremity.
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>>83907938
how many spergs have you talked to, to get an idea of their inhibitions? theres definitely a big handful as blunt as sam
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>>83907956
Kek, only a few. One threw a toy train at me and didn't understand how it wasn't funny-playtime-haha once. He wasn't being negligent like Soulless Sam though, he was just being autistic.
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>>83907976
sounds like that was just a lower functioning one. gotta go out in the world and track down more autists for study
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we got a surprise castoff kurumu rerelease hhh, buying immediately so i can fondle the naked boobs of the kurumu avatarfags waifu
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patiently waiting til midnight to pay for my shinobu/kiss-shot figure and my furude hanyuu figures
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>>83907901
Most likely yes. Autist is absolutely non-negotiable, the only people in my life I've ever connected with on a serious level were autists. Skinny (not underweight) is also set in stone, tho this isn't very stringent imo. Black is the only trait with that has the slightest leeway, wouldn't mind a MENA girl instead.
>id go do it if it didnt pose a risk
Fair.
>you got a specific vodka?
Not really, all the times I've had it were because a friend had some available. My go to drink at home is rum and cola.
>also how do you even get alcohol, arent you broke
2 cans of 7% alc is like 8.99 from the gas station and that already is enough to fuck me up.
>he sounds fed up with it
Nah you're blowing it out of proportion
>>83907878
This is really sweet actually she'll love it, have a good valentines bro
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>>83908163
so rigid, tho i cant really say anything considering i only want my crush, lol. well, hopefully, if its not her, youll find another girl that meets your standards.
>2 cans of 7% alc is like 8.99 from the gas station and that already is enough to fuck me up.
weaksauce. you have 0 tolerance. id kill to be that weak to alcohol. but still, wasting the only money you have on alcohol, not good.
>Nah you're blowing it out of proportion
i am
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>>83908194
Anything less would be pointless really, those are all traits of myself as well (fit not skinny but they're equivalent), so it's not insane to expect out of a partner.
>wasting the only money you have on alcohol, not good.
spending 10 dollars every ~3 months of the scraps of gov't money I get on alcohol isn't that crazy desu
In other news duolingo is hoeing me so I'm learning through textbooks instead now. How is your German going?
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>>83908224
is wanting traits in a partner that you dont have a particularly bad thing? not specifically in your case
>spending 10 dollars every ~3 months
ok yeah thats not crazy
>so I'm learning through textbooks instead now
where are you getting textbooks from?
>How is your German going?
ive been lazy with it for a few days but its, going, i guess.
also black girls with white hair hhhh(ot)
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finally saw a sane male doctor and got recommended weight loss injections but apparently they're way more expensive than i imagined. im so scared of relapsing into an eating disorder, but if this diet isnt working, and this exercise isnt working, then what will? my body refuses to melt the fat and just keeps gaining, SOMEHOW, but it's strange, my body isnt actually gaining mass anywhere. ive measured and tracked so long. my body shouldnt look like this at this weight. im actually being driven to the brink of insanity, man
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>>83908246
Depends. Someone outgoing wanting a more reserved partner is cool, but stuff like race fetishists or chubby chasers are weirdos. Free world and allat but I wouldn't run with those types.
>where are you getting textbooks from?
The int wiki duh, you did visit it right?
>lazy with it for a few days
You'll be A2 by 2036
>also black girls with white hair hhhh(ot)
So fucking true if you know any other characters like that say so
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>>83908331
>chubby chasers
dont diss the only guys who'll want me...
speaking of, i used to be a fat fetishist myself, you know.
>The int wiki duh, you did visit it right?
no? didn't know it existed
>You'll be A2 by 2036
im a2 right now akshually
>So fucking true if you know any other characters like that say so
unfortunately i dont, i just have some OC lewd figure whos black with white hair. wheres picrel from anyways?
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>>83908371
>dont diss the only guys who'll want me...
It's grim. I was gonna question how you even end up a fat fetishist but my worst is a lot worse
>no? didn't know it existed
4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/
>im a2 right now akshually
Yeah like I said A2 by 2036
>wheres picrel from anyways?
Full Metal Daemon Muramasa. I was partway reading it by then my laptop display got destroyed gg
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>>83906284
I have the day off so I will be day-drinking and gaming alone. YIPPEE!!!
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>>83908451
its not grim. as long as im loved for who i am, NOT! i dont except love from anyone other than my one and only. its not like im not trying to lose weight either, but i think my body refuses to let it go.
>I was gonna question how you even end up a fat fetishist but my worst is a lot worse
well in my case i have a fetish for watching guys eat which i twisted into a fat fetish. but no, i realised i actually preferred skinnier men, and i had a fetish for stomachs AND watching them eat so they can work it off in the gym
>4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/
sketchy looking wiki
>Yeah like I said A2 by 2036
fuck you lol
>I was partway reading it by then my laptop display got destroyed gg
so now youll never finish it. wtf happened to it tho, did you smash it?
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>>83908463
dont get too drunk. whatre you gonna be playing anon?
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>>83908484
Diablo 2 probably or maybe a lil xonotic if e-friends are online
>don't drink too much
Just the daily dose
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>>83908527
>xonotic
Unbelievably based, would get on if I could.
>>83908479
I'd thrown in the towel and take weight loss meds if calorie counting for 3 months and weightlifting in tandem did literally nothing
>fetish for stomachs AND watching them eat so they can work it off in the gym
This is weirder than guro by a lot
>sketchy looking wiki
It's stickied on /int/. https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/German
>wtf happened to it tho, did you smash it?
It fell.
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>>83908589
with lifting youre gonna gain because muscle mass and all, but ive not been doing that obviously. ive done calorie counting and exercise... talking about it will genuinely make me sob. i just hope theres an alt to ozempic that doesnt melt muscles entirely, ill literally die if i lose my nice arms
>This is weirder than guro by a lot
is it? how?
>It's stickied on /int/
didnt doubt you, just looked sketchy lmao
>It fell
and the damage was that bad? christ
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>>83908527
hmm, i dont know shit about either so cant comment but i hope you have fun anon
>Just the daily dose
daily? theres a lot of alcoholics on 4chan, huh
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I watched OPM 2ish months ago and looking for good art of Onsoku that isn't just forcefemm or giving him a fat ass is impossible. Death to the "femboy" and all the shit porn that came of it.
>>83908638
Good luck widdit
>is it? how?
With guro you can see it as an extension of other masochistic fetishes to it's extreme endpoint, I see no real connection to other fetishes for fat shit. It's also very mundane which is strange as well, like someone getting off to calculus would be weirder than guro to me.
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>>83908738
twinks just can't be twinks anymore, they're forcing femboy shit on every twink.
>I see no real connection to other fetishes for fat shit
well think of it like other body part fetishes, its a stomach fetish to the extreme. tho tbf the eating thing came first. but that was an evolution from watching anime and discovering the idea of eating sushi off someone
>like someone getting off to calculus would be weirder than guro to me.
while i understand your logic, i also think you only think that way cause youre into guro
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>>83908797
>Sushi
Yeah I'm calling it a night have a good one
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>>83908821
freaked you out so bad you had to leave.
this is the first time cannibalism didnt scare someone off, but eating food off someone did. goodnight anon, hope you sleep well :]



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