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>Told my therapist I spent hours a day on 4chan
>She asks me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?"
>"Y-Yeah"
>Don't actually admit to her I am trying to get a boyfriend on here
>After a couple of sessions she pieces it together when I tell her about the guys I briefly talk to online where it never works out and they ghost or block me
>Our last session she abruptly drops me as a client
Am I too far gone?
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>>83947322
Pretty sure she can't do that
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>>83947334
It was under the guise that I've "gotten better" even though we hadn't touched on much of my deep rooted issues.
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If my client told me she was trying to find chad on 4chan I would drop her too.
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>>83947351
>Chad
If only you knew
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>>83947322
>>She asks me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?"
Is trolling a common word that people use outside of the internet?
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>>83947352
I do know which is why I said it.
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What guys do you talk to? What kind of bf are you looking for?
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>>83947360
Yeah it's been pretty common for a while now.
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>>83947360
She's pretty familiar with the internet which is why I felt comfortable even mentioning 4chan to her in the first place
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>>83947352
The only thing you will find on /r9k/ is twinks, transbians and other women.
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>>83947322
>I am trying to get a boyfriend on here
Why?
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>>83947362
You don't know me!!!!!!!! I'm not exactly shooting high, just want someone who gets me and I get them too
>>83947375
I wouldn't mind twinks but I'm probably too old for them
>>83947377
Mento illness luv
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>>83947322
>I am trying to get a boyfriend on here
how big is your dick
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>>83947384
>Mento illness luv
Which mental illness(es)?
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>>83947388
-5 inches
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>>83947390
Nothing crazy, just generally kinda messed up in the head. Listing off diagnoses is gay and lame
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This never happened. You will never be a woman. A man who has never been to therapy once in his life made this thread.
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>>83947384
If you wanted a non-chad you would have found one already. That you are still single means you only want chad.
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>>83947393
Wow. My dick is onky 4 inches so I can't even compare.
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>>83947393
okay but how big was it before you cut if off like a retard
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>>83947401
So you have a list of diagnoses?
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>>83947419
He literally told you minus 5 inches.
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>>83947412
There are no Chads on 4chang
>>83947419
You want me to be a tranny so bad!!!!!
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>>83947430
great i love them small
add my disc: jkyoureforeveralone
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How the hell can any woman fail at finding a boyfriend online

It's like a bird being in a forest but can't find a tree
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>>83947384
>I'm probably too old for them

How old?
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>>83947322
>me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?"
There hasn't been any trolling here for a long time, honestly. If there are any real trolls left here, please let me know how you survive here, because there's nothing left to gain.
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>>83947442
I'm a fucking ugly loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83947452
Somewhere between 25 and 35.
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>>83947434
>There are no Chads on 4chang
Which is why your search is fruitless.
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>>83947434
>There are no Chads on 4chang
That's why there are no more trolls on 4chan.
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>>83947442
She is looking for chad only.
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>>83947470
Which should clue you in that I am looking for my soulmate, i'm glad you get it now :D
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>>83947482
You want a chad soulmate and that's why you can't find one here.
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>>83947470
On the contrary, everybody here is a CHAD, I never talked to an anon that didn't have a 10 inch cock and fucked hundreds of bitches

She has come to the CHAD CENTRAL, the place with the highest concentration of CHADS in the whole world
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>>83947493
I have a 4 inch cock and I'm a virgin.
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>>83947489
I may be crazy but I'm not delusional enough to be Chadsexual, unlike you Mr. Stacysexual! Men refuse their personalitymatches.
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>>83947497
you are loser, my condolences
You can go to reddit
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>>83947465
Men don't care if a woman is a loser, but ugliness can be an impediment

What makes you so unattractive
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>>83947384
>I'm probably too old for them
I'm always older than most people on here.
If you ever need someone to talk to contact me here and tell me a tiny bit about yourself. You don't have to do it now, just save it for whenever. I can't guarantee you I'm BF material though but we can find out in time. I'm not going to sit in this thread and ask silly questions forever.

troubling_shaky715@simplelogin.com
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>>83947499
My personalitymatch wants chad.
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>>83947510
>but ugliness can be an impediment
Yeah because men are Stacysexual who won't lower their standards and date me! I'm ugly and weird and maybe a little creepy
>>83947522
Yeah yeah Stacysexual
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This is sems, the ghoster-in-chief of the fake femcels, isn't it?
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>>83947544
>sems
I'm extremely offended by such an accusation. I'm not a tripfag or avatarfag or anyone notable
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>>83947544
>fake femcels

Redundant, every 'femcel' is fake
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>>83947322
hi i'd like to be your next ghoster
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>>83947535
Weird and creepy are based though

Again what flavor of ugly are you
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>>83947360
Not really. I did completely fuck with someone one time by pretending not to understand any of their internet slang and looked over to a third guy asking if he understood any of that gargle and he immediately picked up I was fucking with the woman and we ended up gaslighting the fuck out of her about how no one actually talks like that.

Fun time
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>>83947535
You have multiple men in this thread throwing themselves at you and you are ignoring them because they're not chad

Meanwhile I have no options because I'm not chad
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>>83947555
Go fuck yourself!!!!!!
>>83947558
I'm just ugly okay!!!!!!
>>83947563
They are lustful demons that think I'm a hot 19 year old stacy they can get nudes from.
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>>83947563
Notice how they keep focusing on looks "how ugly hhurr duurr" lustful demons deserve (removed)
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>>83947575
Actually, I'm assuming you're a 4'8" doughball that will ghost me after fifteen minutes of casual conversation, thank you.
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>>83947575
i could fuck myself but i'd rather fuck you (after we develop a healthy loving relationship)
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>>83947583
>Imagining me as a midget slampig to fulfill your lustful demon gooner fantasy
DIE
>>83947584
>lustful demon
Disgusting. I hate you all
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>>83947590
>i want to develop a healthy loving relationship
>lustful demon
are you this retarded with every guy or only the ones who can give you what you want
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>>83947600
You're literally talking about fucking, are you demented? You're so shallow FUCK OFF
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>>83947590
>DIE
I mean, me dieing is my actual fetish and not so much the rest of that, but go off sister.
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>>83947620
>dieing
>my actual fetish
One track mind, you guys can't even pretend otherwise
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>>83947575
>They are lustful demons that think I'm a hot 19 year old stacy they can get nudes from.
Just like how you think you can get a chad bf here
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>>83947600
>You're literally talking about fucking
>(after we develop a healthy loving relationship)
do you ever get tired of always acting out like this?
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>>83947628
Well if you weren't busy telling me to die I wouldn't even have brought it up now, would I? I'm more just waiting for you to out yourself as sems since you type the same.
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>>83947630
Yawn can you get a new gimmick already
>>83947634
Do you ever get tired of thinking about muh dick
>>83947639
Go orbit sems you fat fetish freak
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OP is painfully brown
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>>83947647
Nah, my fetish is for being snuffed, not fatties. I already am orbitting sems, though. After all, you're right here, posting in this thread.
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>>83947647
No I'm just going to leave the thread.
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Why would any man be nice to some random foid on 4chins? Odds are she's an ugly, postwall, ranthrough bpdemon. If I can't see your facial expressions I have no reason to assume you're any better than the average woman(whore). Writing a comment means nothing because a woman's words are worthless
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It's weirdly satisfying to see a woman who is as romantically unfulfilled as an incel
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>>83947660
>I already am orbitting sems, though
YUCK!
>>83947662
Thank goodness
>>83947659
As if I had a choice in the matter
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>>83947647
>Do you ever get tired of thinking about muh dick
you sure do love making up fanfics about strangers, but it's starting to make sense that every guy ghosts or blocks you since you act like this on the internet for attention
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>>83947671
>ugly,
CHECK
>postwall,
Nope
>ranthrough
That would imply sexual experience
>bpdemon
Surprisingly, no.
Only 1 out of 4 correct, sad!
>>83947673
Delicious schadenfreude
>>83947682
>act like this
Like what? You're just mad that I see through your flimsy lustful demon attempts
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>>83947360
Yes, but for the most part, normalfags don't understand trolling the way we do. For them, it's more of a surface level insult that just means "asshole". Which makes it kinda surprising that OP's therapist seems to use it in the correct context, provided OP's not making the whole thing up.
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>>83947700
>You're just mad that I see through your flimsy lustful demon attempts
writing fanfics and thinking you can read people's minds. wow that's some really basic schizo you've got going on. anything else?
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>>83947351
if i heard a jew dropped a client because she was trying to find a chad on 4chan i would pick her up
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>>83947322

How big are your tits?
Why would you tell your therapist about 4chan and the guys you talk to online?
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>>83947700
why don't you go on soc? r9k is the worst place to contactfag but maybe females have more luck with it
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>>83947750
>can read people's minds.
Not quite, but you're easy to read. You're boring me go away, I'm busy.
>>83947765
/soc/ is full of FAGGOTS
>>83947761
>Why would you tell your therapist about 4chan and the guys you talk to online?
How else am I apposed ta get help
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>>83947778
>/soc/ is full of FAGGOTS
b-a-s-e-d
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>>83947778
>How else am I apposed ta get help
I will help you if you have big tits
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>>83947778
>/soc/ is full of FAGGOTS
>looking for bf on r9k
ngmi
it's only a matter of time doe you'll get a bf soon it's not that hard you're kinda handicapping your self a little
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Remember when hiro removed the ability to see the unique IP count in a thread
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>>83947798
Literally all the posts are mine (OP's) except yours
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>>83947796
Have you considered that there is a type of loser woman that prefers undersexed men
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>>83947322
>attentionwhoring on boys club website
>string of relationships that never work out
A lot of therapists will not take BPD clients. She dropped you because she suspected BPD.
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>>83947819
>string of rela-
Erm sweatie, I'm going to cut you off right there. None of them progressed to relationships. Thank you now kindly fuck off
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>>83947778
>you're easy to read
again crazy thinking you read people's minds
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>>83947825
>none of them progressed to relationships
why
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>>83947815
Where can I get one of those creatures?
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>>83947827
>dumb motherfucker still doesn't get that his hollow head has no thoughts
Oh my god what do you want from me!!!!!!
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>>83947815
>type of loser woman that prefers undersexed men
yeah i'm dating one she wasn't looking on r9k like a retard doe.
what am i saying if you play your cards right you can get some simps in your friends list and sift through the best one.
you probably have a bad personality if you're getting ghosted doe
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>>83947843
Don't answer that, that was rhetorical btw
Don't answer
Don't answer
Don't answer
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>>83947849
I am actually sooo pleasant and kind I would never hurt anyone too hard
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>>83947843
>>83947850
I want foids off my damn board
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>>83947843
>Oh my god what do you want from me!!!!!!
you tell me since you can read my mind
i'm just supplying you with attention
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>>83947892
You want me to abuse you soooo badddd
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>>83947855
some of your replies make you sound insufferable desu
but i can't assume stuff about you in a logical way so i'll believe you...kinda
what kind of stuff do you talk about before you get ghosted? since you're ugly do you show your face as soon as possible?
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>>83947911
>insufferable
Good, lustful demons don't deserve a good impression of me.
>what kind of stuff do you talk about
I guess just like typically, some basic level of small talk, general info that we share about ourselves, interests, things going on in our day. The mundane stuff until you realize you mesh. Depending on how it goes, I determine when to send a picture, sometimes that can be within an hour of talking, sometimes it can be weeks. If it gets to the point of swapping pictures, no one's called me hideous and blocked me and posted a picture of me on here but I'm not exactly someone who excites people either from looks alone. And honestly, even one-on-one I'm usually pretty mellow. What about you faggot?
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>>83947900
do i though? i'm glad you're starting to calm down though
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>>83947967
>lustful demons don't deserve a good impression of me.
sorry i gave you the impression i want to have sex with you quite rude of me
>no one's called me hideous and blocked me
ok you're not ugly.
>gay rapport building
It's pretty boring desu just front load with interesting stuff and anecdotes etc you might as well use vc/video call within a week of talking
>What about you faggot?
you mean how did i get with my gf or....?
not sure how that could help you
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>>83948008
>gf
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
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>>83947322
Are you not morbidly obese and do you have any standards?
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>>83948043
>not morbidly obese
CHECK
>have any standards
Of age, alive, cisgendered, and nonrelated
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>>83948018
ok...but you're looking for a bf on here would your future bf have to leave the board as well?
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what is the point of this larp? just to rack up posts?
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>>83948090
>imaginary r9k scoreboard
Anon are you okay, genuinely. I'm worried about you
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>>83948066
What color is your skin, hair and eyes?
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>>83948066
You from the midwest?
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>>83948106
>keeping a thread going for 100 posts so OP can farm attention
and you're worried about me? fucking lol
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>>83948120
Why do you put so much arbitrary value on strangers attention? If they want it who gives a shit if its a LARP, how dare the human who's entire instinct is socialization want to socialize, fucking degenerate shit.
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>>83948108
It's all varying shades of brown and black
>>83948119
Nope, why?
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>>83948132
because 25-35 not morbidly obese is exactly my type
shame though I'm a flyover state hilly billy good luck anon
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>>83948132
>It's all varying shades of brown and black
ah okay that makes sense as to why you talk to people like a retarded nigger bitch in this thread
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>>83948150
Uh oh someone's angy!!!! Time for a dipey change!!!!!!
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>>83947322
im bengali would you date me..
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>>83948153
>monkey noises
i think it's trying to communicate
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>>83948161
>bengali
Ew, no
>>83948168
Don't worry I'm not going to do the diaper change, get your mommy to take care of it since you're getting shit everywhere
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>>83948178
>chimp out intensifies
stay back, anons, i think it's having fried chicken withdrawals
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ay shawty what it do you china head back to da crib wit me n kick it shieeet gurl u thicc af damn fr lemme get a taste
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>>83948193
>chimp out
Uh... Talk about /pol/ derangement syndrome. Cringe!
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>>83948200
the only thing cringe here is being a nigger
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>>83948218
You're a bigger nigger than I'll ever be. Now get out of my thread
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>>83948235
sadly you'll always be a shitskin no matter how much you project onto anyone else
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>>83948248
You're obsessed. Niggerlover you disgust me
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>>83948259
no one's obsessed with an obese nigger begging for attention on 4chins
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>>83948267
>obese nigger
Retard alert!
You keep giving me (you)'s go away!!!!
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>>83948272
sheboon opens thread whining about being ghosted then demands everyone go away
sorry your mom smoked crack while pregnant
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>>83948298
>Ghetto nigger fantasy projection
Another breed of lustful demon. Kys!
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>wants a "nonchad bf"
>ignores the men trying to contact
>automatically assumes they're lustful demons
i wouldve had you in the hospital
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>>83948332
anon op is a man trolling
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>>83948329
i didn't say anything about wanting to breed with you, get a fucking therapist for that massive ego
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>>83948332
There was 1 guy who tried to contact me, I emailed him 2 hours ago and he didn't respond.
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>>83947322
You should lower your standards and settle for left wing incel nice guys who you aren't attracted to, but you will never do that. You will just keep getting ghosted by Chad
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>>83948354
>So retarded he accidentally reveals even more of his /pol/fag gooner pathology
Go get a lobotomy.
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>>83948377
You're a Stacysexual who won't settle for less. I know who you are and you're a serial ghoster. Everyone who's ever added you gets ghosted you LARPer
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>>83948378
what the fuck are you talking about? i feel like i'm watching the homeless schizo on my block argue with himself in front of the gas station
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>>83947322
>popular website
>anonymous
then im adolf hitler. your therapist is a literal fascist government crony.
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>>83948395
Reread the interaction or go play in traffic. Actually, try both in that order.
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>>83948388
Nope, females should stop being so picky and should settle for me. I'm not larping at all. Females are the ones who ghost me. If you are a female, you should give me a chance. But you won't, because I won't make effort or be a Chad or whatever dumb "romantic" bullshit that females want that is miserable nonsense and way beyond what should be reasonably expected.
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>>83947322
Should have asked her where to find a bf she likes:
>library
>apple store
>coffee shop... no... tea shop
>interpretive dance
>whole foods
>skinny jean store
>guitar center bass section
>protests
>raves
>"anti establishment" concerts
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>>83948427
It's funny how it's "females are too picky", but when you reject women who don't meet your standards, you act like it never happened. You don't want someone to lower their standards. You want someone to ignore them entirely while you keep yours intact, which is Stacy only.
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>>83948406
you keep saying this shit like you're talking into a mirror. i don't get it. if you want to rope that bad why take it out on everyone else?
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>>83948458
Idgaf about "Stacy", the only things I have standards about are "don't be abusive" and "be left wing rather than a trad conservative bigot". So stop being a reichwinger and lower your standards and settle for me, if you are a female.
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>>83948455
>library
"Why are you talking to me it's supposed to be quiet in here GROSS"
>apple store
Can't afford rn
>coffee shop... no... tea shop
Full of artsy guys looking for a manic pixie dreamgirl Stacy.
>interpretive dance
I don't know how to dance, plus interpretive dance is retarded.
>whole foods
Get escorted out by security.
>skinny jean store
Get escorted out by security.
>protests
Too dangerous and loud.
>raves
Stacys and Chads only.
>"anti establishment" concerts
Boomerland.
>>83948469
You must let me abuse you at least a little bit.
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>>83947322
how can i contact you to see if we work out
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>>83948472
>You must let me abuse you at least a little bit.
Abuse is bullshit. People should simply be nice to each other. It's not nice that no females who aren't abusive or far right trash will give me a chance and settle for me
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>>83948479
Just post your contact dummy.
>>83948480
You deserve the utmost abuse, lacktoastntolerant it's the only way you can be reprogrammed
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>>83948489
>You deserve the utmost abuse, lacktoastntolerant it's the only way you can be reprogrammed
Nobody deserves abuse, and I'm a nice guy who is fine the way I am, I shouldn't have to change at all. It's stupid that women are so goddamn picky and refuse to just be satisfied with less. I've done nothing wrong and it's fucked up that no women will ever accept me for who I am
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>>83948503
>Nobody deserves abuse
Plenty of people do, and you are one of them! :)
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>>83948511
No, not even the worst people deserve abuse. And I am a nice guy who deserves to be accepted and loved even though I'm not Chad. But of course you females think any men who don't make effort and become chads deserve abuse. Just shows how hateful you are. Not that you will ever accept it
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>>83948524
>No, not even the worst people deserve abuse.
That's where you are very, very wrong.
>nice guy
Get spit on fucker!
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>>83948489
>Just post your contact
4TUDM2JZ6
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>>83948533
The idea that anyone at all should be abused just shows how abusive you are. And I genuinely am a nice guy. Women just refuse to give me a chance and get to know me, or they have the bullshit judgemental idea that men can't be nice people unless we make lots of effort. Effort shouldn't be necessary.



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