>Told my therapist I spent hours a day on 4chan>She asks me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?">"Y-Yeah" >Don't actually admit to her I am trying to get a boyfriend on here>After a couple of sessions she pieces it together when I tell her about the guys I briefly talk to online where it never works out and they ghost or block me>Our last session she abruptly drops me as a clientAm I too far gone?
>>83947322Pretty sure she can't do that
>>83947334It was under the guise that I've "gotten better" even though we hadn't touched on much of my deep rooted issues.
If my client told me she was trying to find chad on 4chan I would drop her too.
>>83947351>ChadIf only you knew
>>83947322>>She asks me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?"Is trolling a common word that people use outside of the internet?
>>83947352I do know which is why I said it.
What guys do you talk to? What kind of bf are you looking for?
>>83947360Yeah it's been pretty common for a while now.
>>83947360She's pretty familiar with the internet which is why I felt comfortable even mentioning 4chan to her in the first place
>>83947352The only thing you will find on /r9k/ is twinks, transbians and other women.
>>83947322>I am trying to get a boyfriend on hereWhy?
>>83947362You don't know me!!!!!!!! I'm not exactly shooting high, just want someone who gets me and I get them too>>83947375I wouldn't mind twinks but I'm probably too old for them>>83947377Mento illness luv
>>83947322>I am trying to get a boyfriend on herehow big is your dick
>>83947384>Mento illness luvWhich mental illness(es)?
>>83947388-5 inches
>>83947390Nothing crazy, just generally kinda messed up in the head. Listing off diagnoses is gay and lame
This never happened. You will never be a woman. A man who has never been to therapy once in his life made this thread.
>>83947384If you wanted a non-chad you would have found one already. That you are still single means you only want chad.
>>83947393Wow. My dick is onky 4 inches so I can't even compare.
>>83947393okay but how big was it before you cut if off like a retard
>>83947401So you have a list of diagnoses?
>>83947419He literally told you minus 5 inches.
>>83947412There are no Chads on 4chang>>83947419You want me to be a tranny so bad!!!!!
>>83947430great i love them smalladd my disc: jkyoureforeveralone
How the hell can any woman fail at finding a boyfriend onlineIt's like a bird being in a forest but can't find a tree
>>83947384>I'm probably too old for themHow old?
>>83947322>me "Is it to troll the incels and nazis?"There hasn't been any trolling here for a long time, honestly. If there are any real trolls left here, please let me know how you survive here, because there's nothing left to gain.
>>83947442I'm a fucking ugly loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>83947452Somewhere between 25 and 35.
>>83947434>There are no Chads on 4changWhich is why your search is fruitless.
>>83947434>There are no Chads on 4changThat's why there are no more trolls on 4chan.
>>83947442She is looking for chad only.
>>83947470Which should clue you in that I am looking for my soulmate, i'm glad you get it now :D
>>83947482You want a chad soulmate and that's why you can't find one here.
>>83947470On the contrary, everybody here is a CHAD, I never talked to an anon that didn't have a 10 inch cock and fucked hundreds of bitchesShe has come to the CHAD CENTRAL, the place with the highest concentration of CHADS in the whole world
>>83947493I have a 4 inch cock and I'm a virgin.
>>83947489I may be crazy but I'm not delusional enough to be Chadsexual, unlike you Mr. Stacysexual! Men refuse their personalitymatches.
>>83947497you are loser, my condolencesYou can go to reddit
>>83947465Men don't care if a woman is a loser, but ugliness can be an impedimentWhat makes you so unattractive
>>83947384>I'm probably too old for themI'm always older than most people on here.If you ever need someone to talk to contact me here and tell me a tiny bit about yourself. You don't have to do it now, just save it for whenever. I can't guarantee you I'm BF material though but we can find out in time. I'm not going to sit in this thread and ask silly questions forever.troubling_shaky715@simplelogin.com
>>83947499My personalitymatch wants chad.
>>83947510>but ugliness can be an impedimentYeah because men are Stacysexual who won't lower their standards and date me! I'm ugly and weird and maybe a little creepy>>83947522Yeah yeah Stacysexual
This is sems, the ghoster-in-chief of the fake femcels, isn't it?
>>83947544>semsI'm extremely offended by such an accusation. I'm not a tripfag or avatarfag or anyone notable
>>83947544>fake femcelsRedundant, every 'femcel' is fake
>>83947322hi i'd like to be your next ghoster
>>83947535Weird and creepy are based thoughAgain what flavor of ugly are you
>>83947360Not really. I did completely fuck with someone one time by pretending not to understand any of their internet slang and looked over to a third guy asking if he understood any of that gargle and he immediately picked up I was fucking with the woman and we ended up gaslighting the fuck out of her about how no one actually talks like that.Fun time
>>83947535You have multiple men in this thread throwing themselves at you and you are ignoring them because they're not chadMeanwhile I have no options because I'm not chad
>>83947555Go fuck yourself!!!!!!>>83947558I'm just ugly okay!!!!!!>>83947563They are lustful demons that think I'm a hot 19 year old stacy they can get nudes from.
>>83947563Notice how they keep focusing on looks "how ugly hhurr duurr" lustful demons deserve (removed)
>>83947575Actually, I'm assuming you're a 4'8" doughball that will ghost me after fifteen minutes of casual conversation, thank you.
>>83947575i could fuck myself but i'd rather fuck you (after we develop a healthy loving relationship)
>>83947583>Imagining me as a midget slampig to fulfill your lustful demon gooner fantasyDIE>>83947584>lustful demonDisgusting. I hate you all
>>83947590>i want to develop a healthy loving relationship>lustful demonare you this retarded with every guy or only the ones who can give you what you want
>>83947600You're literally talking about fucking, are you demented? You're so shallow FUCK OFF
>>83947590>DIEI mean, me dieing is my actual fetish and not so much the rest of that, but go off sister.
>>83947620>dieing>my actual fetishOne track mind, you guys can't even pretend otherwise
>>83947575>They are lustful demons that think I'm a hot 19 year old stacy they can get nudes from.Just like how you think you can get a chad bf here
>>83947600>You're literally talking about fucking>(after we develop a healthy loving relationship)do you ever get tired of always acting out like this?
>>83947628Well if you weren't busy telling me to die I wouldn't even have brought it up now, would I? I'm more just waiting for you to out yourself as sems since you type the same.
>>83947630Yawn can you get a new gimmick already>>83947634Do you ever get tired of thinking about muh dick>>83947639Go orbit sems you fat fetish freak
OP is painfully brown
>>83947647Nah, my fetish is for being snuffed, not fatties. I already am orbitting sems, though. After all, you're right here, posting in this thread.
>>83947647No I'm just going to leave the thread.
Why would any man be nice to some random foid on 4chins? Odds are she's an ugly, postwall, ranthrough bpdemon. If I can't see your facial expressions I have no reason to assume you're any better than the average woman(whore). Writing a comment means nothing because a woman's words are worthless
It's weirdly satisfying to see a woman who is as romantically unfulfilled as an incel
>>83947660>I already am orbitting sems, thoughYUCK!>>83947662Thank goodness>>83947659As if I had a choice in the matter
>>83947647>Do you ever get tired of thinking about muh dickyou sure do love making up fanfics about strangers, but it's starting to make sense that every guy ghosts or blocks you since you act like this on the internet for attention
>>83947671>ugly, CHECK>postwall,Nope>ranthroughThat would imply sexual experience>bpdemonSurprisingly, no.Only 1 out of 4 correct, sad!>>83947673Delicious schadenfreude>>83947682>act like thisLike what? You're just mad that I see through your flimsy lustful demon attempts
>>83947360Yes, but for the most part, normalfags don't understand trolling the way we do. For them, it's more of a surface level insult that just means "asshole". Which makes it kinda surprising that OP's therapist seems to use it in the correct context, provided OP's not making the whole thing up.
>>83947700>You're just mad that I see through your flimsy lustful demon attemptswriting fanfics and thinking you can read people's minds. wow that's some really basic schizo you've got going on. anything else?
>>83947351if i heard a jew dropped a client because she was trying to find a chad on 4chan i would pick her up
>>83947322How big are your tits? Why would you tell your therapist about 4chan and the guys you talk to online?
>>83947700why don't you go on soc? r9k is the worst place to contactfag but maybe females have more luck with it
>>83947750>can read people's minds. Not quite, but you're easy to read. You're boring me go away, I'm busy.>>83947765/soc/ is full of FAGGOTS >>83947761>Why would you tell your therapist about 4chan and the guys you talk to online?How else am I apposed ta get help
>>83947778>/soc/ is full of FAGGOTSb-a-s-e-d
>>83947778>How else am I apposed ta get helpI will help you if you have big tits
>>83947778>/soc/ is full of FAGGOTS>looking for bf on r9kngmiit's only a matter of time doe you'll get a bf soon it's not that hard you're kinda handicapping your self a little
Remember when hiro removed the ability to see the unique IP count in a thread
>>83947798Literally all the posts are mine (OP's) except yours
>>83947796Have you considered that there is a type of loser woman that prefers undersexed men
>>83947322>attentionwhoring on boys club website>string of relationships that never work outA lot of therapists will not take BPD clients. She dropped you because she suspected BPD.
>>83947819>string of rela-Erm sweatie, I'm going to cut you off right there. None of them progressed to relationships. Thank you now kindly fuck off
>>83947778>you're easy to readagain crazy thinking you read people's minds
>>83947825>none of them progressed to relationshipswhy
>>83947815Where can I get one of those creatures?
>>83947827>dumb motherfucker still doesn't get that his hollow head has no thoughtsOh my god what do you want from me!!!!!!
>>83947815>type of loser woman that prefers undersexed menyeah i'm dating one she wasn't looking on r9k like a retard doe.what am i saying if you play your cards right you can get some simps in your friends list and sift through the best one.you probably have a bad personality if you're getting ghosted doe
>>83947843Don't answer that, that was rhetorical btwDon't answerDon't answerDon't answer
>>83947849I am actually sooo pleasant and kind I would never hurt anyone too hard
>>83947843>>83947850I want foids off my damn board
>>83947843>Oh my god what do you want from me!!!!!!you tell me since you can read my mindi'm just supplying you with attention
>>83947892You want me to abuse you soooo badddd
>>83947855some of your replies make you sound insufferable desubut i can't assume stuff about you in a logical way so i'll believe you...kindawhat kind of stuff do you talk about before you get ghosted? since you're ugly do you show your face as soon as possible?
>>83947911>insufferableGood, lustful demons don't deserve a good impression of me.>what kind of stuff do you talk aboutI guess just like typically, some basic level of small talk, general info that we share about ourselves, interests, things going on in our day. The mundane stuff until you realize you mesh. Depending on how it goes, I determine when to send a picture, sometimes that can be within an hour of talking, sometimes it can be weeks. If it gets to the point of swapping pictures, no one's called me hideous and blocked me and posted a picture of me on here but I'm not exactly someone who excites people either from looks alone. And honestly, even one-on-one I'm usually pretty mellow. What about you faggot?
>>83947900do i though? i'm glad you're starting to calm down though
>>83947967>lustful demons don't deserve a good impression of me.sorry i gave you the impression i want to have sex with you quite rude of me>no one's called me hideous and blocked meok you're not ugly.>gay rapport buildingIt's pretty boring desu just front load with interesting stuff and anecdotes etc you might as well use vc/video call within a week of talking>What about you faggot?you mean how did i get with my gf or....?not sure how that could help you
>>83948008>gf GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
>>83947322Are you not morbidly obese and do you have any standards?
>>83948043>not morbidly obeseCHECK>have any standardsOf age, alive, cisgendered, and nonrelated
>>83948018ok...but you're looking for a bf on here would your future bf have to leave the board as well?
what is the point of this larp? just to rack up posts?
>>83948090>imaginary r9k scoreboardAnon are you okay, genuinely. I'm worried about you
>>83948066What color is your skin, hair and eyes?
>>83948066You from the midwest?
>>83948106>keeping a thread going for 100 posts so OP can farm attentionand you're worried about me? fucking lol
>>83948120Why do you put so much arbitrary value on strangers attention? If they want it who gives a shit if its a LARP, how dare the human who's entire instinct is socialization want to socialize, fucking degenerate shit.
>>83948108It's all varying shades of brown and black>>83948119Nope, why?
>>83948132because 25-35 not morbidly obese is exactly my typeshame though I'm a flyover state hilly billy good luck anon
>>83948132>It's all varying shades of brown and blackah okay that makes sense as to why you talk to people like a retarded nigger bitch in this thread
>>83948150Uh oh someone's angy!!!! Time for a dipey change!!!!!!
>>83947322im bengali would you date me..
>>83948153>monkey noisesi think it's trying to communicate
>>83948161>bengaliEw, no>>83948168Don't worry I'm not going to do the diaper change, get your mommy to take care of it since you're getting shit everywhere
>>83948178>chimp out intensifiesstay back, anons, i think it's having fried chicken withdrawals
ay shawty what it do you china head back to da crib wit me n kick it shieeet gurl u thicc af damn fr lemme get a taste
>>83948193>chimp outUh... Talk about /pol/ derangement syndrome. Cringe!
>>83948200the only thing cringe here is being a nigger
>>83948218You're a bigger nigger than I'll ever be. Now get out of my thread
>>83948235sadly you'll always be a shitskin no matter how much you project onto anyone else
>>83948248You're obsessed. Niggerlover you disgust me
>>83948259no one's obsessed with an obese nigger begging for attention on 4chins
>>83948267>obese niggerRetard alert!You keep giving me (you)'s go away!!!!
>>83948272sheboon opens thread whining about being ghosted then demands everyone go away sorry your mom smoked crack while pregnant
>>83948298>Ghetto nigger fantasy projectionAnother breed of lustful demon. Kys!
>wants a "nonchad bf">ignores the men trying to contact>automatically assumes they're lustful demonsi wouldve had you in the hospital
>>83948332anon op is a man trolling
>>83948329i didn't say anything about wanting to breed with you, get a fucking therapist for that massive ego
>>83948332There was 1 guy who tried to contact me, I emailed him 2 hours ago and he didn't respond.
>>83947322You should lower your standards and settle for left wing incel nice guys who you aren't attracted to, but you will never do that. You will just keep getting ghosted by Chad
>>83948354>So retarded he accidentally reveals even more of his /pol/fag gooner pathologyGo get a lobotomy.
>>83948377You're a Stacysexual who won't settle for less. I know who you are and you're a serial ghoster. Everyone who's ever added you gets ghosted you LARPer
>>83948378what the fuck are you talking about? i feel like i'm watching the homeless schizo on my block argue with himself in front of the gas station
>>83947322>popular website>anonymousthen im adolf hitler. your therapist is a literal fascist government crony.
>>83948395Reread the interaction or go play in traffic. Actually, try both in that order.
>>83948388Nope, females should stop being so picky and should settle for me. I'm not larping at all. Females are the ones who ghost me. If you are a female, you should give me a chance. But you won't, because I won't make effort or be a Chad or whatever dumb "romantic" bullshit that females want that is miserable nonsense and way beyond what should be reasonably expected.
>>83947322Should have asked her where to find a bf she likes:>library >apple store>coffee shop... no... tea shop>interpretive dance>whole foods>skinny jean store>guitar center bass section >protests>raves>"anti establishment" concerts
>>83948427It's funny how it's "females are too picky", but when you reject women who don't meet your standards, you act like it never happened. You don't want someone to lower their standards. You want someone to ignore them entirely while you keep yours intact, which is Stacy only.
>>83948406you keep saying this shit like you're talking into a mirror. i don't get it. if you want to rope that bad why take it out on everyone else?
>>83948458Idgaf about "Stacy", the only things I have standards about are "don't be abusive" and "be left wing rather than a trad conservative bigot". So stop being a reichwinger and lower your standards and settle for me, if you are a female.
>>83948455>library"Why are you talking to me it's supposed to be quiet in here GROSS">apple storeCan't afford rn>coffee shop... no... tea shopFull of artsy guys looking for a manic pixie dreamgirl Stacy.>interpretive danceI don't know how to dance, plus interpretive dance is retarded.>whole foodsGet escorted out by security.>skinny jean storeGet escorted out by security.>protestsToo dangerous and loud.>ravesStacys and Chads only.>"anti establishment" concertsBoomerland.>>83948469You must let me abuse you at least a little bit.
>>83947322how can i contact you to see if we work out
>>83948472>You must let me abuse you at least a little bit.Abuse is bullshit. People should simply be nice to each other. It's not nice that no females who aren't abusive or far right trash will give me a chance and settle for me
>>83948479Just post your contact dummy.>>83948480You deserve the utmost abuse, lacktoastntolerant it's the only way you can be reprogrammed
>>83948489>You deserve the utmost abuse, lacktoastntolerant it's the only way you can be reprogrammedNobody deserves abuse, and I'm a nice guy who is fine the way I am, I shouldn't have to change at all. It's stupid that women are so goddamn picky and refuse to just be satisfied with less. I've done nothing wrong and it's fucked up that no women will ever accept me for who I am
>>83948503>Nobody deserves abusePlenty of people do, and you are one of them! :)
>>83948511No, not even the worst people deserve abuse. And I am a nice guy who deserves to be accepted and loved even though I'm not Chad. But of course you females think any men who don't make effort and become chads deserve abuse. Just shows how hateful you are. Not that you will ever accept it
>>83948524>No, not even the worst people deserve abuse.That's where you are very, very wrong. >nice guyGet spit on fucker!
>>83948489>Just post your contact4TUDM2JZ6
>>83948533The idea that anyone at all should be abused just shows how abusive you are. And I genuinely am a nice guy. Women just refuse to give me a chance and get to know me, or they have the bullshit judgemental idea that men can't be nice people unless we make lots of effort. Effort shouldn't be necessary.