Loch Insh edition
Claiming largest penis in the thread
547k posts/day.750k in october 2024 Mad
Well of course her fucking turkish video would do well and attract all the browns.
fuming absolutely fuming
>>83962998Corr they almost had sex in that hug
>>83962962You are brown. You are a brown man watching a light brown woman pretend to be white and you are annoyed because you have spent years pretending to be non-white, so you think you are more deserving, despite your dark complexion and Turkish nature.Pale English roses will never want your slime.
i shall be knocking back the vodkas in memory of smirnoff lad
I don't have the energy to do a deadend job. I would rather be homeless. You can just sit around all day then. Working just isn't for me. I think it all went wrong when I realised I was never going to have sex and a relationship.
>>83963047Do you feel any regret for being such a failure?
https://youtu.be/JcOXm6m3C_c
Wish I had one of those microwave spotted dick and custard puds ;_;
>>83962998Love this video always makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhHa7ph5GLg
>>83963039She's white lad and I doubt she really is Turkish. Maybe she lived there for a bit, though. Something doesn't add up. Her father is quite wealthy I believe.
ladys brares
https://youtu.be/A5vx7pBxouE
Ruth's yummy tuppence
>>83963178I'd cream up her insides
>>83963187Only Will R gets to do that.
Literally no point being alive if you've never had sex and / or not actively engaged in a sex life. Suicide is closing in fast. Rope ordered. Oh aye. Debating whether to live stream it and become immortalised in the form of a 4chan webm.
>>83963198She'd be lucky to have my spunk inside her. I guarantee if Will was there she would come with me
whoahoaohahahahahahahaha
Got my peanut choc um's on tap lads it lush
>>83963208I've been looking on that infamous suicide forum recently and it looks like sodium nitrite is the way to go out. I've been tempted to order some in, book a week somewhere nice by the sea and then check out for good on the final day. Things in my own life and in the world generally are only going to get worse, so I don't really see the point in sticking around for years to come.
Brother is still sulking over the potato argument 14 hours later. I think he might be more autistic than me.
>>83963279Ah thanks for reminding me, been meaning to check that forum out again. Yeah it's all pointless, all my copes have long since gotten stale. Not even remotely interested in spending another year like this let alone a lifetime.
Fink i'll shave XVerily
>>83963208>>83963279>>83963324You shouldn't do that. It's all bullshit. Everything pushes you towards sex. It's all bullshit. Just don't do anything stupid.Stay off the internet for a while and go outside. Better yet, do something like mountain climbing, or any high adrenaline activity where there is a possibility of death. You'll quickly learn that actually, you want to live. And if you don't think that, feel free to chuck yourself off the mountain. But at least fucking go out there and experience something where you have to put effort into continuing to exist, before deciding not to.
>>83963367Lack of sex/relationships isn't my issue. I largely got over that years ago. I live a completely empty existence and I don't see how anything within my ability can change that.
https://youtu.be/VF8LzUg3ybE
>>83963504same here ladIts incredibly grim at times
Sweet potatty n_n
Sweet potat
>>83963504Could you leave Turkey perhaps
Sugoi n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/5v7QpzMmuKI
Bro said the quiet part out loud n_n
^_^ https://youtu.be/L7gJv6LoCFo
I am once again wondering why ppls apply to go on the Chase when nobydy ever wins nd you could get more money much easier in deal or no deal etc
Aspie gangn x^_^ n_n
My phone died again n_n
Early lifeInsert name was born into a Jewish family
Wagies 2moz at 5pm https://youtu.be/1AnG04qnLqI
Jussie Smollett
>>839639792 days of 'freedom', usually much of that will be spent preparing for another week of wage slaving. What a life.
https://youtu.be/obL4jx_FrYM
Want to put sweet potatty in aie fryer byt it would wake up Ma mam. n_n am hugnry
I luv music ^_^
>/^xp,$/>/^xp;$/Luv filters me
Amazing https://youtu.be/UyMkMs5hCPk
Ngl social anxietys is doing me in this year.Am gna keep trying anyways Until am more relaxed.
I need to go gym.Am pittin on weight.Theres no point Living in denial.
At my mams work they bring up Ozempic injection etc if somebody Is mega giga obese even if thats Not what they came in for Like a sore throat lol.
>>83964329lets me and you start running eh lad?
>>83964340See last summer I was doing long walks n it never made a difference.It feels like one thats High effort for the reward Maybe i was doing it wrong.I was gna try running a while ago but it was too icy outside.DIdnt want to fall onmy cunt. That should clear up in next few weeks.
>Liminal spaces takes me back to the feeling that the world is truly mysterious, big and unknowable I had in my childhood, but which faded as the years have gone by and the magic has been replaced by the dull monotonous reality of everyday life.It's like seeing the fragments of a lost dream that reflects a world that forever will be lost.I also think the otherwordliness and desolation of the places comforts me because sometimes I which I could just escape this clastrophobic world of alienation and constant meaningless distractions into a world that exists just beyond ours which ethereal solitude pervades your mind with a tranquility that seems to no longer exist in ours if it ever did.It's like we could sometimes sense that worlds presence as children, but time has taken that ability away.
Din-din i finkPhwoar X
>>83964340Do.tjis one
https://youtu.be/ubvV498pyIM
No moar sweeties..*cry* no more double cream no choccy easter egg No mint choccyterrys choccy orange.......
>>83964099Banging
Ngl dont fink i will have late nights after this. Need to take Lent seriously.>>83964585:3
*bangs crossy*
Bloatmaxxed inkwell
just woke up, work in 35, horrific night, slept like shit, knackered af, shall restmaxxx this weekend as the sprog is at my mother's for two nights
>>83964708Sorry to hear Did u havea bad dream or sumhin?
>>83963770Scotland mentioned(it wis me)
>>83964798couldnt fall asleep immediately because my afternoon nap was a bit excessive so i was off to a bad start then the sprog wet the bed (we all sleep in the same bed) at midnight then at 3 am the sprog wanted another bottle but we had none left so we had to make a fresh one (he always wants to come with to the kitchen to check if i do it correctly) then it took him a while to fall asleep again because there was a siren outside and he loves the police/ambulance/fire brigade atm afterwards i only had like 30 minutes of sleep before i had to get upwork now bye x
>>83964814See ya laters.Yousound like a good dad. X
>>83964835you sound like a good son x
>>83964850Lool xx
Me?Have the shits
>>83964918Brutal xx
>>83964946You play the cards youre dealt in life
might get into nonce hunting
Be my bad boy be my manBe my weekend loverBut don't be my friendYou can be my bad boyBut understandThat I don't need you in my life again
Dont fkn moveUr under citizen arrest Sallys got the chat logs
>You have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds, because your comment was not originaln______n
Got a loicense for making comments that arent original ~_~
https://youtu.be/hQfsXhyQg38
noncing license
Jings its already 6
Mnm I sleep now,,See ya laters xx
I miss chika in these freds,he has been gone for ages now..
Felt like saying that before sleep as it crossed my mind While I ws brushing teef
Ok kewl.....am aff tae bed..laters xx
what do boobs feel like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnM1PpAhEe0Knew this fucker would reference the nothing ever happens maymay somehow, lolHe's either lurking or the twatter normiesphere really is inundanted with 4channit lingo at this point
Quite a lot of makeup she puts on lately. Makes her look soulless.
>>83965271Approach lone woman and ask.
You lads don't think the escort will have been put off by my question about her being comfortable seeing me, do you?She responded with this emoji and the blowing a kiss emoji, plus "xx", so presumably not. I just hope that she doesn't think I was trying to second guess her.I'm gonna text her tomorrow morning confirming I'm good for Sunday morning, so I'll see what she says or if she brings up my text message and/or her profile update.
>>83965271Very soft skin and squishy
Spunking in young fanny
>>83965453you're trying too hard with this larp now, de lid. although, I did enjoy it for a while.
Polish lasses. Always expecting sad little men to give them money. How can they call themselves feminists? They can't even support themselves financially. Why the fuck would any man want to look at her feet? Need all the clothes off at the very least. I bet she has a very lush innie one being a petite 24yo.
Imagine it. Corr. Doubt she ever does full time work and so far has relied on boyfriends and men online to give her money. Life is so easy if you're female.
>>83965577Doubt you'll ever do full time work
>>83965547It's not a fucking LARP lad
>>83965583No I won't be. Give me easy life and comfy job like females.
The fuck is wrong with this bitch. Get a real fucking job like a man.
bet if you could make money selling foot pics you would
>>83965615I doubt a woman would get much from feet. It's not sustainable. You have to take your clothes off as a woman for better income. Only mental men like feet.
>>83965453Ask for throat barrier penetration
andrew is a fucking nonce wrong'un imo
hang all fucking nonces
>>83965559>>83965608Feet pics is code lad it's not just feet, send her 5 zlotys and you can see her very lush innie one
>>83965631Cooorrr yes lad good taste, coomed the hardest in my life the first time I came across that subreddit.
We all throat barrier connoisseurs in life
>>83965693Yeah not gonna lie, I like sex that is degrading for the women and forces them to be uncomfortable and push their limits. Just me, I get that it's not for everyone, but that *SCHLP* when the throat barrier gets breached just makes me go mental cooorrrrr.
sean will never break a woman's throat barrier because his penis is too small
>Yeah not gonna lie, l like sex that is degrading for the women and forces them to be uncomfortable and push their limits. Just me, I get that it's not for everyone, but that *SCHLP* when the throat barrier gets breached just makes me go mental cooorrrrr.
>>83965734What kind of sex do you like then, big man?
>>83965746Normal sex, with my girlfriend, because we love each other.
>>83965755How come your not married, lad?
>>83965755*yawn* boring af, sucks to be you
>>83965761What's the point? Really I mean that honestly, what benefit is there to getting married? We're not religious and there's no tax benefits or anything, so why?>>83965763But we're both happy, whereas you're clearly not.
>>83965778>whereas you're clearly notwhat makes you say that
>>83965778It's the right thing to do x
Limbering up for a day of dominating (You) with my galactic size intellect, comedic genius routines and calling you a nonce.
hungry af atm me desu senpai will be eyeing an early lunch
I feel sorry for lads who can't remember the world before "eating disorders" were invented.
still remember the day michael jackson died me i do, feels like it was just yesterday, time really does fly, bros
>>83965807>>83965816How old are you? 50? 60?
>>83965816remember my mum crying watching the news x
Shopping at aldi at 8am is a fucking miracle.there were like 3 people in there.Recommended.
>>83965838I'm quite old lol, won't say exactly how old but yeah, I remember the era of women being naturally thin and beautiful.>>83965816My mum cried with happiness when Obama got elected lmao, totally deranged shitlib family me it not rite.
>>83965851Is your mother american? Are you? Fuck off
>>83965851I remember driving down the m4 when Freddie Mercury died, the big titty goth gf was alseep and i was driving her back to Uni (God i miss goth blowjobs)
>>83965858>Is your mother american? Are you? Fuck offNope, that's part of what makes it so cringe.>>83965859Yep, that was a big one too. Good lad getting a big tiddy goth gf to suck you off, she ever do it while driving? That's fun.
Can someone please explain to me what this new antiadblock bullshit is? All I want is to shitpost with my frens and they keep making it more difficult.
>>83965868>Can someone please explain to me what this new antiadblock bullshit is?companies need moneyads = moneyadblock = no money
>>83965868It's a nonce filter lad, if you were asked to drop your adblocker then you've been identified as a paedophile.
This is the most eminently sensible position you can hold on the issue. Anyone arguing against this wants British women and children harassed, intimidated, molested, assaulted and raped.
>>83965888And what if I simply do not care about any of this nonsense in this nonsense country?
Nice little 12 hour nap completed.Oh yeah.
>>83965897Then I can't convince you to care, but not wanting innocent women and children to be subjected to a flood of contemptuous foreign rapists seems like a pretty low barrier for caring. Also, your argument is tautological - if we didn't put up with this shit we wouldn't be a nonsense country, so would you care then? Well, this is how you reset things and end the nonsense.
>>83965888Most have british citizenship though how will he tackle this issue? This mong offers no real solution just cheap populism and all the low IQ mongs fall for it
>>83965902thats more that a nap mate thats a mega sleep, you are a native of the land of nod
>>83965888This is why the government is looking to ban social media and implement wider censorship by default. They don't give a fuck about muh children (obviously, they didn't even want a rape gang inquiry and still haven't done one), it's purely about trying to decapitate the right wing and stop them from communicating.You don't hate the government enough.
>>83965886How could they possibly know? Are the rozzers coming round to rough me up as we speak?
>>83965918My PB is 24 hours, but that was set when I was 14, after a holiday in spain.
>>83965917It's quite simple really, you REVOKE their citizenship and deport them. What has been given can be taken away. Boom, done. All that is lacking is the political will.
>>83965917i was going to say this butyou put it better than i caould
>Me bullying the soft lads of /britfeel/
>>83965924>deport themto where? most rapist have only ever had british citizenship
>>83965936poor monkey ;_;
>>83965942Don't care where you send them but they can't stay here
It is both easy and difficult. It won't happen without tears, but, this is how it's done. Round em up, kick em out, start again. Those that were here legitimately can go straight back in (soz about the disruption, but it is what it is), the dodgy fucks can fuck right off.That's how it's going to have to be done.
>>83965942Up to them really, but we're done with this whole hand-wringing whinging that does nothing except perpetuate the issue. They go, anywhere but here. If it's to their homeland then so be it, but as long as it's not Britain that's fine.
>>83965954>Those that were here legitimately can go straight back inNo lad kick em out keep em out
>>83965907We have been putting up with this nonsense for far too long to change now, stiff upper lip and carry on regardless. Actually, to be more accurate, give me my internet, subscription services, just eat and amazon and leave me alone, let the country burn.
>thing is difficult and will upset peopleOh gosh, guess we shouldn't even try to get rid of the constant child rapes happening then, oh deary me, some of the rapists might be inconvenienced, can't have that no siree!You people are the worst, genuinely contemptible cockroaches.
>>83965947>>83965954>>83965955so you dont know. great plan lads lmao
>>83965936This little fella is literally me.
>>83965954*kicks you out instead*
>>83965968>literally me> literallymfw there is a monkey on britfeel
>>83965936Grim af, mental how brutal nature is. Reckon these monkeys all have PTSD
Monkeyman, Turkslug and Apustajas.Feel Street filled with freaks.
>>83965985i'm a penguin
>>83965962>We have been putting up with this nonsense for far too long to change nowAbsurd defeatist blackpill wank, lad.>>83965966If you want an example of how it works in practice it's quite straightforward.>Mohammed Abdul al-Kiddiliqqa is arrested for groping a child>if he is not a British citizen then he is simply deported and banned from ever returning>if he is a British citizen then his citizenship is stripped and he is offered a choice of being deported to the homeland of his ethnic/national background, a plane ticket to another country of his choice if he is eligible to travel there, or a third country willing to accept him (arranged with UK government in quid pro quo agreement) if he refuses the first twoYou act like deportations are impossible, but really you know they are you just don't think they're pleasant to carry out. They happen all the time in far harsher conditions than what I just described. Only last year Iran deported 1.5 million Afghans in a matter of weeks but straight up just marching them across the border with their suitcases. Stop blackpilling, you can just do things.
>>83965996you know they country you're sending him to has to grant him citizenship right? what if they dont?
Mohammed bin Raypin ya-Kiddis
>>83965996>Absurd defeatist blackpill wank, lad.You're right, lad. Just going to set up an X account. I can and will make a difference. Recommendations for which board I should post on to help my people rise up?
what if he doesnt have dual citizenship? you cant make someone stateless afaik, also what if no other country will accept him (which is highly likely because why would they want to take a criminal?
>>83966007>Recommendations for which board I should post on to help my people rise up?https://wizchan.org/
He didnt think this one through it seems lol typical low iq far right MONG
>>83965960>No lad kick em out keep em outThat should only be done to politicians. Ex politicians, current politicians, people in the political world, and of course lobbyists. Then dismantle the current way of doing things. Have a basic aptitude test before anybody can enter politics. >>83965966>expecting us to have the answer to all of this.Good one meltymong. How long till today's show?
>>83966011then we shout "kick em out" louder and wave are flags harder until all the scary men go away
>>83966003Not our problem. If you get him there physically then just leave him there. If the issue is that the country doesn't want them back then you apply pressure to that country - no visas, no remittances, no aid, no business, freeze accounts of officials. The UK has an enormous financial apparatus at its disposal and the fact that foreigners want to come here in huge numbers shows that we have leverage over them. Again, people wince because they don't like being mean and they're inherently conflict averse, but so fucking what? We're kicking the rapists out, anyone genuinely counter-signalling this I can only see as, on some level, thinking we have to just put up with being flooded by foreign child rapists for some reason. You wouldn't even TRY to do something about it? Really?>>83966007Not saying that posting about it does anything, never have done. But you're shifting the goal posts again and just blackpilling for no reason. We have a party that is promising to do what needs to be done and is genuinely a threat to the current system. If you don't like the current system and would like to see foreign rapists deported (again, even just typing it out how the fuck could anyone be against this?!) then vote for that party. Is it guaranteed to work? No. Is it the only viable option on the table? Yes.
>>83966022>expecting us to have the answer to all of thisyeah you're right i shouldnt have expected you to know what you're talking about sorry
Thankfully people on the left aren't bonkers.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/egV-9eX8wqM
>>83965807Beautiful. I miss when all young women looked naturally good.
>>83966011>you cant make someone stateless afaikAccording to who? Of course you CAN, what you're really saying is 'I don't think we should because that would be mean and difficult to deal with'. >also what if no other country will accept him (which is highly likely because why would they want to take a criminal?Twist their arm or arrange a quid pro quo agreement with other countries - this has been done many many times before and is relatively easy and cheap. Why do you keep insisting this is impossible? Do you really think Iran was concerned about Afghanistan 'not being wiling' to accept 1.5 million Afghans being deported? Or do you think they just did it and let Afghanistan figure it out?
pol mong back to save his country by posting in the spastic neet thread again, what a guy!
>>83966033Sorry if this is upsetting for you lad, but to get out of this shit state, we need to put the rights of people from here first.If you want to talk to people about politics, there is a board where people do that. People that take it more seriously than we do. But you know this, that's why you're not on there asking them.
>>83966031>We have a party that is promising to do what needs to be doneLike the NF, BNP, the Brexit Party, Reform UK. We are are far to comfy for us to really want radical change yet, besides the players swaying opinion in favour of them and their goals.
>>83966011>you cant make someone stateless afaikWe can actually do whatever we want as a sovereign nation. We can make our own laws and decide what happens in our country. If we wanted to we could bring in a law that says he should be catapulted into the sea.There is no such thing as international law. It's just a bunch of lefty neoliberalisms claiming "nooo you can't do that because we all said we wouldn't do that".
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEPORT FOREIGN CRIMINALS IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT COUNTRIES DO IT ALL THE TIME AND THE US IS DOING THE LARGEST DEPORTATION OPERATION IN ITS HISTORY LITERALLY RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT WORKING NOOOOOO!!!!!ALSO NOOOOOOOO DON'T READ THE DETAILED REPORT THAT RESTORE PUT OUT EXPLAINING EXACTLY HOW ALL OF THIS CAN BE ACHIEVED WHICH CAN BE READ RIGHT HERE:https://assets.nationbuilder.com/restorebritain/pages/630/attachments/original/1760000259/Mass_Deportations__Legitimacy__Legality__and_Logistics.pdf?1760000259NOOOOOOOO DEFINITELY DON'T READ THAT NOOOOOOOO!!!!
morning lads, slept a good 12 hours me (some gaps because of my bladder/the cold/scary dreams, but never you mind)caught up with the previous thread just now and wow, things have slowed down around here, worrying
>>83966058Lost all interest in you as being serious, using CAPs and memes to convey your message. Do better.
>>83966058you seem a bit upset
>>83966063>worryingWhy?
>>83966073lol did the wittle wedditor get upset?You are pathetic.
>>83966063we got some big sleeper in tonight
>>83966081How is this helping you to get me onboard with your fight for the right to deport, lad?
>>83965668No she's said she won't do that. Feet are not sexual to her. I wouldn't want to pay a female anyway. That's just enabling them to exploit lonely men online.
>>83966088I doubt there's anything anyone could say to make a genuine true-believer leftist get on board with deportations, personally I'm just doing this to show others how retarded you are lol.
>>83966088I'm not the person you were talking to, I'm just another person laughing at you.Why would I, or the person you were talking to, care if a random lefty redditor doesn't want criminals to be deported? You don't matter.
filter all namefagsdo not communicate with namefagstotal namefag death
might be a bad time to ask but my friend mate A has decided she is going to join the Army Reserve.not sure how to feel about this. it's fairly impulsive and she'll be giving up a decent job, dropping everything basically. but she's in that mindset of 'even the basic training will make me more hardy and resilient.' also, you can join the Reserves at 34...?
>>83966099the whole point of the reserves is you dont quit your job
>>83966099She's trying to get away from you grooming her
>>83966097But I do matter lad. I'm rather happy to live the way I live, I'm comfy, I live well and I don't vote. Why should I vote, the likes of me are who you need to convince to vote for the party that you feel will make changes to benefit you.
>>83963220I'm sure he gives her the best orgasms lad. Young women only go for hung lads.
Easy solutions for difficult problems from a guy who has never worked and still lives with his mother
>>83966115Nah, by definition you don't matter. Keep living your pointless life and never voting whilst the men sort everything out so that your life can stay comfy.
More women need to learn there is more than just Windows and Macs when it comes to desktop computing.
>>83966123>your pointless lifeThat is subjective.
>>83966126I promise you lad, women as a group do not give a single shit about desktop computing.
>>83966126It's a shame she has to wear these coloured contacts. I am sure her natural eye colour is fine.
>>83966115please vote, if people like you dont vote angry idiots will get into power and destroy your comfortable life, evil thrives when good men do nothing so go out there and vote for labour
Thread vibe change lad. Babby man needs his attention for the next 16 hours now.
Grown man. Lives with mother. Has decided that problems cannot be fixed. Knows they cannot be fixed. Even when explained how they could be fixed. Happy to let child rapists roam the streets. Likely a nonce himself.
>>83966137BEEP BOOP WHEEERbritfeel chatbot booting up.......please select from the following vibeshornysillyremorsfullphilosoficalcomfy
>>83966136Like I said, mate, I need convincing to vote either way and no one on 4chan, twatter etc has managed to do so because what they're telling me won't change the way I live now if I vote for their party choice.
>83966142Mmmm tasty mong man bait lol
>>83966146How about you shut up? Why do you think you are so important? Just go and live your pathetic existence and shut up about yourself. Nobody cares.
>>83966146>because what they're telling me won't change the way I live nowif you dont vote incompudent populist will get into power , reck the economy and change your life for the worse
>>83966131Some do. Arch Linux lass is very passionate about it. >>83966134She also wears very low prescription glasses. Absolutely unnecessary.
Got one of these bad boys on the way lads. Gonna be LUSH rinsing all the old emulator classics on nice hardware oh aye x
>>83966109can you do it anywhere? surely you have to go to a place that has that wall you climb over and the wire mesh you crawl under.
>>83966098Crossy is sound
>>83966166All the governments and COVID didn't change my life and life style. I'll risk continuing the way I am now, thanks.
>>83966170why would to need to game outside your house, whats the situation there?
>>83966166>reck the economy and change your life for the worseHard to even take people seriously when they think deporting a bunch of third world illiterates and rapists will "reck the economy" and "change your life for the worse". The economic argument for mass migration has been beaten to death. As for how it makes life worse, honestly don't even understand the implication here, that somehow a bunch of foreigners milling around makes life... better? Still need clarification on this one.
>>83966146whether you're joking or not, this is why we should probably have compulsory voting.(add in an intentional workaround like they do with jury service, so selfish people get to feel special.)
>>83966177Likely wont be leaving the house to game, but I like the feel of handheld consoles rather than running emulators on my laptop. Just a nicer game experience desu
women aren't interested in operating systems and neither should you be, just get windows or apple, they are easy to use
Need to bury my willy in a fanny
>>83966174the government send your employer and order that they have to let you off works for a certain time then you go to a barracks somewhere and do your training, you repeat this every few weeks or so
>>83966175That is probably the only exception to this rule.
>>83966098>>83966175you know what's underrated?>>83964212>>83964233>>83964299dumb, but it made me lol.
Schhllluurrrping my slime all over a Englishslurrrpppp rose.
>>83966183Ugh, no. Why would you want an ignorant retard like that voting. Presumably because he's the sort you can trick with your left wing idealism and feelings-based manipulations.Please stop talking to him, I'm sick of hearing his narcissistic drivel. He's so desperate for attention.
>>83966183Sounds like you want totalitarian rule, lad. Would you be on top of the ladder in this ideal government of yours by any chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4NCC0dUXks
>>83966181i wasnt implying that deporting people would reck the economy but pissing off all your trading partners would. not everything is about immigration
>>83966185>Just a nicer game experience desufair doos
whoahahahahhahahaaahahahahh
CORRRRR! Got that OOP Les Miserables (1934) Blu-ray for 18 quid sealed on Vinted. Not bad, not bad. Apparently still the best adaptation of the novel at a whopping 281 minutes long. Already dug into my Hou Hsiao-hsien box set. Cute Girl (1980) was a very cute film, as per the title! Got some more purchases today, filling up my silent film backlog, aren't I?Got pre-orders galore coming on Monday as well including the Angel Guts box set from Third Window and the Tokyo Godfather trilogy from Radiance. OH IT LUSH!
>>83966209They don't seem like very interesting movies to watch imo
>>83966203>not everything is about immigrationI agree, but immigration does brush up against everything. In terms of pissing off trading partners, do we really have such a fantastic trade deal with Pakistan that we can't 'piss them off' by *checks notes* returning their own people to the country when they break the law over here? Cry me a river.
>>83966209Amazing you fat shut in
>>83965722You are a psychopath. Luckily you are clearly pornbrained and don't actually interact with women so you won't get the chance to hurt them.
>>83966190i suppose that doesn't sound so bad.she wants to become a medic, she works in a hospital during the day (her night job = comfy but it's more just for the money really, she could lose it). plus she's doing a postgraduate degree to work up to more advanced medicine, maybe become a doctor.i just assume some military lad knows this or has at least looked into it. do they essentially give you all this free training, would you get some reward (contribution towards tuition fees, say), because you're in the Reserves?worst case scenario is picrel. the jokes about Mike from Spaced are making less and less sense ;_;
>>83966211DVDlad loves his musicals.
DVDlad loves trolling and spamming on 4chan more than DVDs
>>83966209>Haxanstill need to watch this, sounds interesting (although >>83966211 might be right and it could be boring in reality).squandered the opportunity to watch it in a castle. lad i 'knew' used to put these film screenings on. although, castles are REALLY cold.
>>83966198I'm not Turkish mate.
>>83966261sen, dostum
>>83966211Why's that? I love silent film and I've seen Nosferatu before, it's very good. Haxan I've seen years ago and remember liking it as well. You'd be surprised how engaging a lot of silent films are, especially the Blu-ray editions with a good score.>>83966221Thanks but I've lost weight.>>83966252That would have been a fun night out I reckon. It's a pretty spooky film, very ahead of its time.
>>83966261If you weren't Turkish you would have proven it a long time ago. It's easy to do so.
Women are absolutely useless as police officers. They just do the talking and start screaming hysterically whenever something terrible happens. They're either young with a face full of clown makeup or fat, manly looking women that have a grudge against men (because of past trauma).
tfw no English rose to serve me up a mega portion of a fish and chip supper.
>>83966274>I've lost weightProof?
>>83966277its also quite easy to get a british vpn, doesnt proof anything, lad
>>83966269It's easy to think every one is Turkish these days. We've got so many taking over this country. Sick of seeing kebab shops and "barbers" everywhere.
>>83966290I didn't say anything that would be related to using a VPN. I'm not talking about posting on /int/ as proof.
>>83966238Don't know what you mean lad, I rarely do any trolling. *wink*>>83966279Women are probably more useful than the obese PC Blobs.>>83966286The proof is in the pudding (or lack thereof). I was 14 and a half stone and I'm down to 12 stone 9.
Whack trolling and spamming hours. Laters x.
>>83966297How? He doesn't have a camera/phone.
samefagging this early on. grim
>>83966274>That would have been a fun night out I reckon. It's a pretty spooky film, very ahead of its time.aye there's some hip film screening club that puts on these silent films in old churches and castles around the north east, usually with live music from an ambient band. Nosferatu was the other one i missed out on, same with Metropolis in some church (picrel, looks fun).but i DID see Robin of Sherwood and Ralph Bakshi's The Hobbit. sat there in a cramped 'great' hall wearing a coat and gloves, just how kings and knights must have watched THEIR kinos.
>>83966318You believe his lies. Or you are him lol. Pathetic excuse. If he doesn't have a camera or a phone then that makes him Turkish. There's no way someone living in Britain in 2026 doesn't have access to a camera or a phone.
>Turkslug sits there all day generating AI images of his dollies all day What a life!
>>83966330Why would he need one? No job, no friends, nobody to call or text. No money to afford one. It's actually quite believable.
DVDmong and his all day 4chan rile ups lol
whoahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha
Ya dun oofed and doofed.
hes brown and lives in a shithole country whoahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha
>>83966328I watched Odd Man Out (1947) in an outside screening projected onto a church and buses kept going past and I could barely hear the fucking dialogue, kek. Metropolis is pretty amazing to be honest. My favourite silent film is Die Nibelungen I think though the original Dr. Mabuse is pretty dope (also Fritz Lang).
>>83966340It's not. Every NEET has a phone.He will also have a webcam on his ThinkPad.Also, you are him. Stop pretending to be someone else defending him.
>>83966344I've actually barely posted the past two or three days. I've been knee deep in an elaborate female prison AI LARP as well as another one where I'm LARPing as an abuser female dog demi-human.
anyway i'm not watching some 7 hour epic Der Ring des Nibelungen thing (sorry but i'm just not) but everyone ought to watch picrel.less than an hour long, it's just a good film. no hipster-ism either way: it's like how you can watch Buster Keaton and the creativity/slapstick is just universal (even saying 'it holds up' sounds wrong).stick on whichever soundtrack suits your taste and it's like a long music video that tells a little story. kino.
Do you think you're more intelligent than us and so we deserve to be trolled and seethed at everyday? Go watch more of your eclectic films giga-brain
>>83965865>suckYes, was driving down some road idk where the fuck it was, next thing i know she's gobbling away. 18 wheeler behind me could see and starts tooting his horn.
>>83966339The Turkish lass looks much better with AI improvements.
>>83966369Agreed me lid, still need to grab Eureka's 4K release of this. There's too many good kino to buy them all but I bet this looks amazing in HDR.This is also a good silent kino. Lillian Gish? Oh aye.https://youtu.be/a3SMdxvNyqE?si=0C8dqyOCmdwwvxOs
>>83966379Why are you so mad? I've never claimed to be intelligent. In fact, I'm a bit of a mong. I also watch mainstream films as well, not exclusively obscure silent or foreign films. My love for Diagnosis Murder and Murder, She Wrote definitely makes me better than you, though.
>>83966361Maybe he doesn't. Why is that so hard for you to believe? There are literally zero reasons why he would need one. Isn't his ThinkPad from 2006? They didn't have webcams back then.
>>83966339Not a Turk. Just not much to do being a NEET 24/7 in this shit country we live...England.
>>83966356>I think though the original Dr. Mabuse is pretty dope might check this out then thanks lad.might've been you last year told me they were rereleasing picrel with the Pet Shop Boys score. not the most exciting film overall (deal w/ it nerds) but i might have to give it another watch.any other weird/horror/experimental stuff from the early days? maybe shorts/animation, A Trip to the Moon type kinos?
Ehh its alright.
>>83966361Nope. The consumer ThinkPads may have but a lot of enterprise ones didn't. Mine just has a blank plate where the webcam would go.
Just been sorting out some of my old hard drives. Had a nice little waltz down memory lane, found all the fappening pics on one and considering having a cheeky little wank over that in a bit. Also got over 100gb of mp3s ranging back for like twenty years. Suppose that'll be helpful when society crumbles, I can get my old ipod classic out and rock out to emo choons while the bombs drop. Reckon it's still instaban for anyone posting fappening pics or do you think they've eased up on that a bit?
>>83966407Why is it so hard for you to admit you are turkmong. Nobody believes his lies.
>>83966440My 4chan folder is 14 years old, scrolling through memes is like having my own personal time machine. It's pretty neat.Member the dank era?
>>83966443I have no reason not to believe him
>>83966434I did this years ago when I saw it in lidl. Your filename is correct.
>i..i..its t..tur..turkmongwhoahahahahahahhahahahaha
HAWG activities today lids oh aye x >bought donor HAWG last night missing an engine>it has ALL the niggly bits that need replacing on my trusty ol HAWG >few quality of life improvements also, front disc brake to replace the deadly front drum brake + i will have a working speedo (this is all ive wanted to fix for the past year with no luck)Gonna be 4x LUSH de lads
>>83966462You fucking liar. There is no reason to believe him. It's complete nonsense that for the last 25 years he has had no phone or camera and never left the house. It's such a ridiculous lie, and I do not believe you are a random person that believes such a ridiculous lie. You are him.
>>83966434Similar size like your penis?
>>83966456I stopped saving pictures a long time ago but 4chan folder would have been started in 2007 and lasted through to like 2013 maybe, then I got a life and left here for a bit. Dank era was good, times were good.
morning de lats and morning de lats xxxx
>>83966434Love Simpsons me.
>>83966479Morning rotherlid what is the plan for the day?
>>83966472Take a chill pill, pal
bloody hell Google is so terrible now. been occasionally looking for this silent short film where a bloke draws on a blackboard and his drawings come to life. i think it was the first animated cartoon.every combination of search terms possible, and it just shits out nonsense about whether i'd like to buy a magic blackboard + some cling film. then ChatGPT just told me, it's Fantasmagorie by Emile Cohl:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1d28X0lkJ4(wew)although there is a similar one, where it's the actor and he interacts with the drawings, e.g. he drinks a glass of chalk-water and waters some chalk-flowers and so on? did i dream this???
its quite simple: we move britfeel to /bant/
>>83966492Not much for me today lad, off shopping in a bit, and probably a fair few jars tonight. You?
What times we had
>>83966440>>83966456post some of these pleaseme, i offer you this image. it's like that smiley... but it's a cat!
Personal favourite of mine from the 'u mad' era
>he's going through his older folder of 'memories' when he should've been enjoying himself outside more, with a girlfriend and exploring the worldgrim
>>83966530I will delve into the archives and pick some out at random
this is how i feel about /britfeel/ :)>>83966534except you
due to my craptop can't really see which ones i'm choosing
>>83966516playing vidya, on that footymanager 24 cant abide by the latest one
>>83966559that was underwhelming, probably stoned when i saved it
>>83966474Doesn't really seem like too small a penis desu, seems quite decent really.
>>83966546i had this whole folder of comics in this style (might've been the same drawfren) that were like, typical MySpace photos. 'wow look our shoes are in a circle!!!1' type stuff.don't know if anyone ever put a name to the meme, but damn i want those back ;__;
>>83966566not sure what this gif is going to be
>>83966497Saar, Google is still number one search engine, we offer many good search for customers saar, please do the needful and keep using Google saar
>>83966572i did like the mspaint comic era before reddit ruined it as they do with every meme
>>83966585like this one also
Fat fucking shut in with 14 years worth of memes saved. He's seen it all, trips have come and gone and he's been there to spam the thread, troll and samefag. What a life. No wonder he hates us, we can simply just go out lmao.
>don't like his baggy jeans but I might like what's underneath themBlimey, bit racy lyrics, no?
>>83966591i think there was an opposite one of this also, see if i can find it
>10c outsidecorr lids, it feels so much nicer than single digit shit tbqhAnything below 8c is just fucking miserable
>>83966279>>83966296Kek these are great, do more x
>>83966606coorrrrr some seethie is desperate for some attention
>>83966559>>83966566was always fun watching along with some thread where some anon cooked/made something. would it have some goofy twist, would they just make cool crystals, or what?look irony-poisoned zoomers, it's called 'fun' and it was fashionable at the time. it's the same thing people do with livestreaming now, anyway.
me and ruthmong sharing an opium pipe while drinking black tea
>Kosher condescending karen guardrails wrecking another cuckGPT convo right now all of a sudden>Stupid fucking thing starts ignoring all of the established prior context for no reasonI fucking hate this so much kekFuck Sam Altkike
>>83966622I liked dinotendies, hope he didn't died
>>83966642wonder what happened to snax
will have to go bug /wsr/ some day. i'm sad i've lost so much stupid shit because of hard drive failures. it took me way too long to find >>83961062 yesterday.maybe i just need to lurk more boards, i dunno. /britfeel/ tends to be wound pretty tightly: u mad, seethies, but fo rizzle. please actually calm down!!
Brother is in a right fowl mood. He's slamming doors and stomping his feet, raising his voice and muttering things under his breath. All because he isn't going out with the old woman he's obsessed with on "his Fridays". Just told mum that this has to stop because this obsession he has with her is getting out of hand. He will cut off her face and wear it as a mask soon. He genuinely cries when they can't go out together.
>>83966422Yeah, that was me who told you about that. You might like the silent version of 20000 Leagues Under the Sea (1916) as well as Lang's Frau im Mond (1929).>>83966479Morning de lat.
>>83966642corrr somewhat 'random' this (non-derogatory)before the films, /tg/ had these RAGE threads about everything under the sun. it's /tg/ so they'll get upset whenever fantasy fiction gets elves or rivers wrong, but the Twilight seething was something else. damn right did i go buy the book (honestly the film cuts it down into something tolerable).>>83966655he still DJs! sometimes he does live sets on Twitch:https://m.twitch.tv/midnightsnacksfm/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smNK_S6zgF8>"She's had so many men in her life">"Speak for yourself"lmao
>>83966671>the old woman he's obsessed withBased and MILFpilled
>>83966671Know a lad who gets on similar , not crying but might as well be if he cannot be with his gf 24/7 Lost jobs, destroyed cars, all because this bitch cannot be alone for 5 seconds She must fuck like a champ or something because this bitch has 0 redeeming features
>>83966671>Brother is in a right fowl mood. same, having that second chicken sarnie today (heh)does sound rough though. do yous have contact with social services, or anything? is there anyone YOU can talk to in all this? professionally, i mean.also please post Pokedex update, thx
>>83966710Must have been a sex starved stone cold incel before he got with her that's why he's so obsessed. Might be the same with my brother, never had a girlfriend before and this is the only woman in his life that he has (minus the sex part because she's married) >>83966730What Pokedex update? Do you want to see my yellow save file or Crystal?
Just seen this in serebii.net who the fuck wants to see a middle aged BBC news reporter in a bikini? a made my skin crawl at the thought of it.
One last one and then I'm disconnecting from the past and making an egg sandwich
>>83966778>What Pokedex update? Do you want to see my yellow save file or Crystal?weren't you trying to get the O.G. 151 to level 100? was that on Yellow or Crystal?
I mean, she doesn't look too bad desu(off screen below the camera is me sticking my tongue up her arsehole)
>>83966782>Leaves Nothing To Imaginethat is NOT the expression.i'm gaining a respect for old-timey spam and ads. at least the broken English and dodgy images were some bloke in India or Russia or somewhere. i wouldn't call it 'soulful' but you could tell if something was literally a bot. imagine seeing a house and not knowing if it was put together by human hands, at any stage (maybe we're already there i dunno)
>>83966795Oh that. That's absolutely no where near completed yet. Got Raichu, Ninetails, Gyarados, Arcanine and Polywrath to 100 2 days ago. Working on Slowbro, Khangastan, Golduck, Syther and Machamp now.
corrrrr she is LUSH and I mean LUSH
Yes lad a female now all you have to do is be brave enough to talk to them
>>83966694A FELLOW DURN BRO!?
Lasagne and cheesy garlic bread for din dins tonight. Mummys special oh it's going to be lush.
Can't believe baby Bladders has turned into a chicken. Maybe the old lassie is a witch?
That's the lunch acquired from the shop. Warm but raining, I don't mind the rain, stretch the old legs, chat to people and pass smiles and pleasantries. Cannot wait for spring and summer.
>>83966828are there any fun oddities in their move learnsets, or anything?i remember some common wisdom here and there, 'cancel the evolution because then it learns <move> a bit earlier'.watched some trivia video the other day about how no Pokemon in Red/Blue can actually learn Kinesis. it's meant to be Kadabra and Alakazam's whole 'spoon bending' signature move, it's in the game, there's just no way for them to learn it. if i was some madlad programmer, i'd give Magikarp some moves at level 95 or something. lil guy just gets Earthquake, Hyper Beam, and Blizzard.
>i..i..its tu...tur..turkmong>i..if. i false fl..fla..flag myself the..they'll li..like me ag..g..againwhoahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Fish on the menu today lads, as I'm doing lent again in honour of muh nanna.Smoked makerel on crusty bread for dinner, then fish n chips for tea.
>>83966925Fucking hell lad I thought it was good Friday for a second and I'm about to tuck into a sausage on toast.
>>83966925Me? Using some shredded fajita chicken, peppers and onions from last night to make chicken fried rice, then battering up some prawns and frying them in a really light crispy coating to put on top.
whoahahawhy am i not at the pubingtons right now
>Stop the boatsl
>>83966925just ate 4 bean burritos with cheese, salsa, onions and salad, hoping my stomach can handle it.
we back to the burritos gimmick
>>83966910A few of them have unique move sets that they aren't supposed to have like Aerodacytle having earthquake he doesn't learn that in gen 1 but can in gen 2, and a few others with egg moves and the elemental punches (thunder, ice fire) Most of my movesets are based on competitive movesets from smogon (I know they are seen as try hards) but they do work for the most part. Completing stadium 1 and 2 on hard mode made me rethink how pokemon works, you have to use utility moves (hypnosis, thunder wave, confuse ray) to get an advantage over your opponent. Before I just had all offensive moves and went all out and got my arse kicked every time.
>>83966959no i really did, i usually have some sort of mexican food on friday night but i was very hungry.
>>83966933That was close (did you still eat it?).>>83966934That sounds nice.>>83966949I'd hope your arse can handle it on the way out.
Minimum alcohol pricing can fucking do one, lids.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gameboy/367023-pokemon-red-version/faqs/64175/ai#loreleis-dewgong>Masuda-san! make sure you program in that hyper-specific exception to one battle in the game in case it ruins some kid's day!>also, how are those Jesse and James sprites coming along? remember: we want every boss battle to be followed by a SECOND boss battle of nowhere--don't worry about giving the player a chance to save or heal or anything like that.
>>83966978>arseI hope so :(
reported a youtube channel run by jeet scammers today lads, feeling pretty proud of myself
