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Femcels what is your end game?
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marry some broke guy who I don't like and have kids to try to give me meaning and get divorced and then live in a shityy apartment on welfare and alimony until the day I die abandoned by everyone
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>>83976948
most rational foid
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>>83976948
To be fair you wont like anyone short of Chad
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>>83976948
Very realistic goals. Can I be the broke guy? I fit both qualifications
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>>83976619
Finish my education so I can make a lot of money so then I can find a dorky, insecure man to take care of who will need me so will have to put up with my annoying personality. Ill have many cats aswell
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>>83976997
it's because it's what happened to my mom except she's still alive
>>83977010
so what?
>>83977019
no I'm still young enough that I have hope for a better life
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>>83977061
Just stating a fact, saying you wont be happy with most men
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to be the very best like no one ever was
(never get married, never date, spurn every man that tries, avoid being raped, stay a virgin until death)
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I will probably commit suicide, I hate men and sex is disgusting. I will never lose my virginity. I'm 26 and I will do this until I'm dead.
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>>83977061
>so what?
why even bother then? just skip straight to the end phase
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>>83977088
Does this stop you from attempting to obtain Stacy?
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>>83977095
Stacy and Chad are mentally ill
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>>83976619
find a man with a lot of money who wants a live in sex slave once my dad kicks me out because im not genuinely likeable and im also not capable of surviving on my own
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>>83977095
Don't surrender. I bet there's a special sad ending for you that's different from your mother's.
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>>83977061
>I'm still young enough that I have hope for a better life
I remember when I felt like that. Good luck.
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>>83977095
>Does this stop you from attempting to obtain Stacy?
Obviously. Where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>83977087
I don't see why hating men and sex means you have to commit suicide.
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>>83977080
I read this like the pokemon themesong but it doesn't fit very well
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>>83977080
I HAVE NEVER SEEN DICK MY WOMB DOES'NT WORK
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>>83977203
that would be the point of the first line. should i retrofit it?
i wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to avoid rape is my real test
bringing hope is my cause
i will travel across the board, searching far and wide
teach khhv to understand the beauty thats inside
yeah nvm i wanted to shoot myself midway through the first sentence, how did old 4chan do this without wanting to kermit from second hand embarassment?
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>>83977184
lnternet?
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>>83977125
I hope I get to unlock the secret ending where I get abducted and raped by aliens at the end! My mommy was so boring, she never bothered to find all the easter eggs and only did 3/4 of the canonical endings.
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>>83977256
>how did old 4chan do this without wanting to kermit from second hand embarassment?
Everyone was 14. I thought this one was better though lol
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>>83977261
LTERNET? What's that?
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>>83977256
Zoomers are so afraid of their own shadow
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>>83977292
If you are able to get embarrassed on an anonymous bored you are beyond weak
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>>83976619
Inner peace.
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>>83977022
When do you finish :)
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>>83976619
i am going to stay femcel until i magically find a 5-6/10 white guy who is at least 15 years older and has eu citizenship that is willing to settle for my 4/10 ass because i am way younger and a virgin i will try to turn my celibacy into power by saving my own life and have an anchor baby or two
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>>83976619
I think the only way I could date someone if I make him like me enough that he'd be willing to kill himself if I were to leave. woe is meee
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>>83977294
:( The entire world at your fingertips and you choose hatred and violence instead.. Tsk..
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>>83977429
protip not every fucking retard you see online is a zoomer
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>>83976619
to kill myself before my dog dies of old age
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>>83976948
Very realistic i like it
>t.moid

>>83977095
Sometimes i like to sit and ponder what it's like to be a Chad or Stacy. Their lives are so wildly different from everything I've ever experienced to the point i feel we're different species. But no as an incel moid ,speaking for myself at least, i would never look at a Stacy except to briefly contemplate what life is like for someone so innately gifted in life and then i go about my day. I do not consider myself and 9/10 Chads and Stacies to be the same "humans". Fully internalized that I'm a subhuman :p
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>>83976948
Femcels would unironically rather do this than just date a regular lonely guy like me and play video games together and cuddle
Bizarre behavior
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>>83977838
I'm an EU citizen but I'm a coomer and too tired for a real relationship I just wanna cuddle and do stuff together and sex



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