Do you or have you ever had any 4chan crushes?
>>83977362I used to have a crush on the tripfag donatello if anyone remembers him. I didn't know much about him or follow his posts, I just liked his face. We've talked a few times over the years but he's ghosted me every time. He's really weird now and looking for a mommygf.
>>83977362>crushesI've probably gotten weirdly parasocial with like two but no crushes.
>>83977405>I've probably gotten weirdly parasocial with like twoWho?
>>83977362>Do you or have you ever had any 4chan crushes?Just miyoko
I had a crush on Based Tomboy
there is only one of the egirls I had some fondness for, one random pic girl I really liked, then a few months erelationship with a tranny off here and several other pathetic attempts
>>83977362ive never had a crush on anyone at all.
>>83977362I had a crush on Necrofag back when she was around
This is the last place I'd look for a significant other.
The schizo Irish guy but that stopped once I realized he is evil and was harming me (probably still is) behind my back.
Four women, I only ever directly talked with two of them.
>>83977705If you're a woman, you should naturally assume any guy you like is evil. It's what you're drawn to the most. Even if it's not overt, your subconscious knows.
I have a crush on Ame Griffith fujo poster as I've taken to calling her.
>>83977726>you should naturally assume any guy you live is evilYou're right, all men are evil. Thanks for confirming my suspicions
>>83977362I didn't have a crush on her but I miss Iris. She would always respond to me.
>>83977737Don't pretend that you like most men
>>83977750Please don't bring the gender wars to a fun thread
>>83977362Who the fuck actually catches feels for the ewhores here? You would have to be brown or an actual retard to fall for anyone posting here as a "woman".
>>83977362Agatha, though she never posted here
>>83977768I don't see what's fun about it. I haven't had a crush on anyone in like a decade. What would even be the point?
Yeah I had a crush on this egirl named asteriaa but that was a long time ago I don't think anyone else remembers her. She was actually nice and I hope she's doing better than before because she sent nudes despite being like 15 and she cut herself as well, not little cat scratches either.
There was also this chick named alice that someone posted here before. she would stream herself playing video games while under the influence of drugs and lived like a degenerate but she has since disappeared from the internet for no reason
>>83977874If someone like that disappears there's really only 1 of 2 options, they died or got their shit together.
yep, we used to talk for hours in threads on here, share i love yous, and be shipped in threads we were in/have threads made about how we needed to fuck already on this board
>>83977885I highly doubt either of those happened. Before she left the internet she had got a new boyfriend so she probably retired for him or something. It's a shame because she was entertaining, one time she masturbated in the middle of a street.
>>83977916Getting a boyfriend and respecting his wishes definitely counts as getting her shit together
>>83977952If you knew her its not possible that she did like thats all I can say
I loved iris. Wish I had the courage to talk to her more.
>>83977990Someone like that would never just stop attention whoring online though unless she made serious life changes or got on meds
>>83977996sometimes just getting off the drugs helps
>>83977705Was this recently and was he actually schizophrenic
>>83978043Recent and he had schizoaffective disorder. It's just confusing because we had a good connection one on one but after the first time we stopped talking he literally posted my username comparing me to chickn, he mistakenly thought I was talking to a bunch of guys at the same time and thought I wouldn't know it was him. After that he lied and said he only posted it once (he didn't) and posted a bunch of other mean shit about me thinking I wouldn't notice and tried to convince me it was someone else somehow
>>83978090What was his alchoholic drink of choice
>>83978154He was an addict so he stopped drinking, don't know what he drank when he did. Also he showed me his penis
>>83977362Pavel from /int/ is cute uwu
a guy wrote my name on his dick unprompted in sharpie once and wanted to start a religion around me and another guy told me every single day while wasted how much he wanted to get a prince albert so it would tear this pussy up and bleed when he raped me, do those count? oh and a lesbian painted me three times
>>83978162So you never met him from what i hear?
>>83978090>wouldn't notice and tried to convince me it was someone else somehowPost caps lol I love r9k drama
I don't really like the 4chan e-girl aesthetic so no
>>83977874>aliceis she the one who did the cooking gifs? I liked her but she erased all of her online presents
>>83978194No, stupid. They need to be crushes YOU had on someone.
>>83977994>irisShe streams on twitch regularly and is pretty good at some hardcore games.
>>83977362>Do you or have you ever had any 4chan crushesYes. I have a crush on a girl but she hates me because I said I liked her while she had a bf.
>>83978303Doesn't matter. She's dating that Negative XP chink now.
>>83978367As long as she's happy, anon. That's what counts.
>>83978299i feel like you'll make fun of me if i tell you though. plus it kind of destroyed the robot.
>>83978466>you'll make fun of me if i tell you thoughI doubt it. Couldn't be that bad.
some of the tranners on /lgbt/ are cute
>>83978481it seems like the majority are actually
>>83978488the cute ones are more likely to post pics i guess
>>83977496>>83978481>>83978488>>83978495yall niggas is gay as fuck!
>>83978641cope. i will not be having sex with men
>>83978646>sex with a biological male is somehow straight!You are bisexual, aka a faggot
>>83978474>I doubt it. Couldn't be that bad.oh, you!
>>83978656cope, you're probably a gay man and mad i won't fuck you
>>83978706>you're probably a gay manYeah, you wish I was, male bootyhole surfer ass nigga
>>83978695Snacks was pretty cool
I had a crush on the girl with the huge titties. I looked up her old lewds and would bust the biggest loads to her then text her gn.
>>83978758>I'm too grown up and smart to have to deal with the idiots that come with the territory with the chans.
>>83978249No we never met, he didn't want to meet me either even though I wanted to meet him.
>>83977362i have a crush on chickn
>>83978872>have a crush on chicknHave you seen her pics?
>>83978856Why because he was too schizo to meet
>>83978997Nta but what does she look like?
>>83979003Lol he made a vague post trashing me earlier today, I posted threatening to post his face and I noticed he deleted all his messages to me on discord. Such a malignant creature. He pretty much just told me no, he never actually liked me
>>83979015If this who I think it is I talked to him years ago and he wasn't aggressive so that is why I am confused with what happened
>>83979169He told me a girl showed him her "inflammed pussy" was that you
>>83979179What does that mean specifically lmao
>>83979197Idk he was telling me about some of the girls he talked to previously and shared some intimate details. He said one of them said he was ugly when he went on camera, if that was you, fucking based and I love you.
>>83979210Lmao those are strong words give more details
>>83979231I don't like how you're messaging me. Either post new information about him or stop interrogating me
>>83977362>Do you or have you ever had any 4chan crushes?No, but Sems is my legal lawful wife
>>83977569Same, I am just a broken vessel.
OP is the guardian fed that stalks me on twitter. How ya doin.
>>83977362Anon, the only crush we have in here is on sems.
>>83979518>semshell naw
>>83979261being like this isnt horrible desu. crushes seem like torture
>>83979518>>83979677don't you talk bad about my faithful wife
>>83977362Yeah. Nyanners. It was nice to watch her giving a shot at voiceover work and watching her shitposting, back when liking loli was cool.I'm glad I dropped her early and didn't get dragged down the vtuber sinkhole thanks to her some years later.
>>83977730there are people with crushes on me on boards.4channel.org/r9k/
>No one mentioned meCommiting suicide
>>839773624chan crushes? M-me? Oh, maybe once or twice... (Sing this to the tune of GG Allin's "Carmelita"):>I hear Morrissey complaining on my Spotify>As I shitpost my whole life away>And I'm there with you in all your late-night DMs>And I'm here on /r9k/>Ciara Horan, pass the lighter>I just committed cringe>There was this thot who looked like you>So I subbed to her on Twitch>Well, I traded in my Dogecoin>To some guy I met on the chans>He hangs out down in his mom's basement>Or at the chicken tendies stand>Ciara Horan, how I love you>But I never got to tell ya>Because you overdosed on fentanyl>that you bought in Philadelphia>Now I'm sitting here playing Animal Crossing>And I wish I was dead>Because nobody replied to my greentext lament>And the jannies deleted the thread>Ciara Horan, shining brighter>My long-lost e-girl love>You checked out in 2020>Now you're somewhere up abovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrv763uV798
>>83977362I met up with a few /b/tards before
This might amaze you to learn, but 4chan is anonymous. It's hard to crush on anonymous posters.
Yes, a bunch of us had a crush on sdb.
>>83977362no not rly, thanks for asking
