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SR N15 class 777 Sir Lamiel edition
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Hate my life me x
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>>83983163
Good edish phwoar X
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Angry at women
Angry at the police, security guards etc
Angry at other posters
Angry at imaginary frogs
Really just angry at himself and his failed life
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The british rose is off limits for slimy creatures like you. You have nothing to bring to the them other than a trail of your repulsive slime stuck to their shoe. You are going to die alone in your slime...unloved and forgotten.
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Wonder what r/AskUK threads Ruthmong will rage about today
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Shaking it loose and limbering up for a full day of telling lies and pretending to be various charters I pretend to be on the anonymous anime website.
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morning de lids morning de lids x
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Good old rich daddy probably takes her shopping every other weekend and spoils his little turkish princess brat. She is only able to live in our country because she has a rich father.
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>>83983198
I really do miss him so much
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worried about HHL x
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By the way I'm not really Turkish. Keep thinking that. It's funny at least. I'm a white British man, never had sex, hate living here to be honest.
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>>83983174
Angry at everything because there's no possible solution to have a better life. If better means working some deadend job, then I'd rather be dead.
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>>83983220
>By the way I'm not really Turkish. Keep thinking that. It's funny at least. I'm a white British man, never had sex, hate living here to be honest.
We know and we're ripping the piss out of you, shut in mong x
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WAAA WAAA my life is shit WAAA WAAA so I'm in insufferable twat online all day WAAA WAAA.
I hope you live a VERY long time.
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Need a shit but wifeberg is in the bath. Situation is ok currently but we could reach critical in the next ten minutes or so.
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Imagine if she did real work and wasn't a net negative immigrant. Why the fuck do spoilt little turkish brats get to work from home most of the time, use our health services for free and steal our homes? There must be millions just like her taking advantage of our loose immigration policies. Can't wait for the next government to clamp down on it all. Brits are angry for good reason.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKBFYan5Co
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Maybe a trip to the shops will make you feel better. Grab yourself a nice Moshino shirt.
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>>83983242
This is a well aged gimmick
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>>83983239
I have an emergency shit jug with a lid.
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Member when he played his Swanny character and to big himself up he told us he wore Moshino shirts. Another character, more lies online that he wouldn't because he couldn't back up with proof.
GRIM. GRIM. GRIM, sad pathetic shut in loser.
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>>83983242
didn't this originate when I said I bought a pair of jeans and then you endlessly obsessed over ''autism'' jeans, currently wearing my jeans.
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Do your mongboy post, champ x
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>>83983262
i also have the autism jeans on today (they are just normal jeans)
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>>83983220
>By the way I'm not really Turkish
You are
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Swanny shook some mongs here to their very core. They just CANNOT stop talking about him!
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>>83983262
We you say "you" I hope you don't mean me because I never got involved in that puerile shit because I'm not 12 years old in the head.
And I think you're right.
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>>83983198
the rat reckons he back soon
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Another 11 hour sleep.
Hibernating at winter
I don't mind really.
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Turkmong trying to break character to put out the Turkish allegations. What a boring fucking gimp you are.
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Your imaginary character Swanny spent all day on 4chan posting relentlessly spamming. You really are one of lifes winners, king.
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Going out to buy a shirt that says "the man the myth the legend" on it.
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Lollers has been on a mighty seethe and spam since he got laughed out of the thread earlier in the week.
Really have noticed a lot more 'king' posts since he tried the "DOX UR MUM I'LL BATTER HER MATE" act.
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Saaar really saar i am the british blackpool saar
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You created a whole back story for this Swanny because your real life is boring as fuck and you have nothing to talk about.
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>i i it lollers
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>>83983266
I've literally got levi 555s on which are just a standard straight fit but for some reason this fella had a right melty over it, I dont even know what moshino is
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>>83983310
This. He also didn't get laughed out of the thread.
Meltymong is genuinely a mong.
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>>83983310
Predictable af isn't it. Boring dickhead. Will never cross his mind why the thread continues to bleed posters as his le funnay whacky antics make up 99% of every thread
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>>83983315
all been done before. he fought his nemisis baldrew for years then bn shippy and fuck knows who else
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Do people still wear Jeans in 2026?
I've not worn anything but my Levi sweatpants and Norrona hiking trousers for years.
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>>83983334
You could probably find out quite easily if you went out, or even looked out the window.
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>>83983328
Ah yes, the people that were posting for years after he had his melty.
Not really a win. Probably why he's still salty.
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>You have nothing to talk about
>You have no talent
>You can't draw
>You can't meme
>You have never made anyone mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oks23dSHnZY

What vile boomeroid-adjacent AIslop

Comments are tearing this one apart too
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How do I turn off the youtube feeds in this chat?
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>>83983339
That's a very limited sample and I live in chav central so it's all prison ardman grey sweatpants around here.
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>>83983369
Well in answer to your question yes lots of people still wear jeans. They're not as ubiquitous as they were ten, twenty years ago but loads of people do.
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HAWG update

>got tore into donor hawg yesterday
>got rear shock/wheel and swing arm removed
>start cleaning down swing arm
>its as thin as tinfoil and full of fucking holes
>wolloxs.jpg
>remove fuel tank and start encouraging the fuel cap off
>finally works, expecting to see more rusty death
>tank is fucking spotless
>im talking brand new looking inside
>4x LUSH de lids LUSH AS

Finding a good fuel tank is like finding rocking horse shite lads

Going to take the front end off today, any other little bits and scrap the rest

Pic related
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>>83983389
post your pics and progress on >>>/diy/ real boards need content
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>>83983220
Lol lad the lore of ruthmong is now that you're turkish end of. Surely the big whacky man himself knows how that works. I wouldnt be shocked if you are f
really foreign. Everything you post is foreign coded. And you don't find it funny you hate it so why lie lol. Cheers
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>>83983430
im not making a new thread for a slight bit of motorcycle fuckery anon

This thread needs content that isnt the few same lads having a go at each other all day
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What does HHL and De Lids mean and who is seaside mark?
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>>83983374
Thank you for your considered response.
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>>83983447
>This thread needs content that isnt the few same lads having a go at each other all day

>>>/lgbt/ caused all this years back and they are laughing at >>>/r9k/ now, echos of their petty squabbles still resonate through brit/feel/
When you strike a bell and leave, does it not ring for a time afterwards...??
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>>83983451
I mean ive seen picture and video of him but is he like a lolcow or something
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Turkish is an absurd narrative that's where he draws the line you are only allowed to play pretend with turkmong approved narratives looool 40 year old baby throwing toys out the pram
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>honestly lads I like the turkish thing. Keep doing it lol its funny.
whoahahahahahaha
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>>83983451
>>83983467
https://desuarchive.org/
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He doesn't like being called king. Interdasting.
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>>83983451
HHL is our Lord and Saviour
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>>83983465
Not him but, a couple of faggots fell for it, went off with their tranner chums.
Here we are, still going, still doing the same thing, with a few inconsequential twolls thinking they are the puppet master of the thread, whilst having to declare themselves a winner, because nobody else sees it.
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>>83983451
HHL other aliases are Sean Allan, Little Sean, paedoladUK, is a named poster "trip fag" as they are referred to and is known for constantly samefagging and shitting up the general for going on 6 years now or longer. He has never worked a day in his life and has claimed benefits for years now claiming he has autism and resides in a care home for the elderly and mentally ill. He also has drunken little rants about brown people, right wing politicians and occasionally UFOs. He is despised here at britfeel and is currently in hiding at the moment for being bullied none stop for over a month now about being kicked off a disabled football team. And yes he is considered a lolcow around here and on other boards as well

Seasidemark or SSM as an abbreviation is somewhat similar to HHL in the fact that he has never worked a day in his life and has allegedly spent 35 years on benefits. He makes stupid boring YouTube videos about his pathetic mundane life drinking his sorrows away while spending his money on stupid items and getting into debt. Or he used to make videos he is also currently in hiding now for over 3 months over grooming allegations made against him he was caught abusing a mentally ill woman half his age and exploiting her for sex.

De lid, de lits , de lad, de lod ect are sayings coined by SSM because his videos are shared here and is still somewhat popular despite his absence and negative reputation on YouTube.
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>>83983487
Never heard of her, are you sure?
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>I have nothing to talk about as usual. Lets talk about personalities and YouTubers.
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>>83983538
There's talk all the time about many different subjects. It's only faggots like yourself that talk about peronbanalities.
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>>83983451
HHL is a nonce and got kicked off the footy team for this online racist rants,
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doing a ponder
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Not right what you bastards did to HHL
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>>83983559
Do you go onna wander when you ponder, and look off into the yonder?
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>>83983513
Thank you for the detailed explanation!!
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i chased x out of the thread lol. well done you just reduced your posters in an already dying thread. they will just post somewhere else
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Me? I'm thankful my massive benis isn't longer, or I'd have to be stronger, to be able to throw it over my shoulder when I go for a wander.
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Weekly Lidl run has been completed. Few things in the middle aisle caught my eye but did pick up some joiners pencils.
Fridge and freezer looking good now too.
Now what do I do?
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>>83983578
no one cares, its not a fucking popularity competition

imo a slow thread is a good thread
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>>83983601
a thread with 4 posters is a good thread. ok good luck
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>>83983601
Exactly, I agree 100%. And I think certain namefags do indeed try to make it a popularity competition.
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>>83983599
>Now what do I do?
Post pic of haul.
Sit back and relax.
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>>83983578
the threads have always been slow and if you posted here, you don't, you'd know theres a large amount of samefagging that goes on anyway, a few namefags samefagging for hours on end isn't a good thread.
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Marmoset
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>>83983655
Marmot
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>>83983612
Cheers lad, i assume you will be fucking off to these super interesting threads instead of hanging around here?
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get paramount+ or buy every star trek dvd. tough choice
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>>83983668
You'll always have the discs, and will be able to watch them whenever you want,
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Me? Watching raiders of the lost ark. Love a rainy Sunday adventure movie. I tried to watch terminator salvation last night but fuck me is that film shit. Rise of the machines was worse than judgment day obviously but seems like by 4 they stopped caring about the story making any sense and just wanted it to look cool, which it admittedly did but very irritating nonetheless. Think 4 is the worst die hard too since they were doing the dumb hacker story and it's all quick jump cuts constantly. 4 also the worst installment of toy story (so far) and I'd argue while we're on the subject crystal skull is worse than dial of destiny, even if DoD was completely pozzed by walker bridges.

Anyway, I like movies.
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The marmiteman4 videos are considered "lost media"
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>>83983680
I'm watching feel good stuff that makes me cry. Rescued animals, secret santa giving gifts.Get a bit of love in muh life and see there's good people in the world.
I like love, it's great.
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>>83983709
Someone somewhere must have a full collection
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Not enough money for all the films I want de lid. It not right. Will I work to earn more? Course I fucking won't.
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Had a crazy experience yesterday (wish I took screenshots), my jootube homepage was full (not full, maybe 35%) of videos about depression and killing yourself and videos about not being worth anything. Songs not videos. Very strange, I just thought ew get away, so said to not recommend channel. Really strange, and quite unpleasant.
Ebil forces trying to do battle with me. I say NO!, shove yer ebilness up yer arse.
What the fuck was it about? Maybe just jootube going BPD because of muh adblock? I'm not watching adverts, desu, so that won't be happening.
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>>83983728
or you could just pirate them and burn them onto a disc
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How can it be 13:20 already.
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>>83983737
Suppose I could mate but did you know burned discs don't last as long as pressed discs?
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>>83983750
Burn 3 copies of each one you pirate.
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Have several ext HDDs, separated my media's onto different ones. Bought one mega 7tb drive and backed up everything onto that for redundancy since most of my drives are over ten years old.
Was considering wrapping this in foil in case of an EMP taking everything out, but figure if we get to that point everything capable of playing my movies and TV will be friend anyway
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Back from seeing the escort for the 6th time lads.
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Considering eating a custard donut
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>I own and wear Moshino shirts and I have 12 sprogs
LMFAO, GRIM grim grim fantasist.
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>>83983782
How was it? Explain in detail what you did with her and what she was wearing
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>>83983775
I dont understand this, I've never found anything that I need to preserve in digital media except my CV. Are you a nonce?
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spring on its way and shortly after summer. i would HATE to be a man child terrified to leave the house
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>I called you a nonce now defend yourself kek howl scream crease de lid de lad xD
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>>83983807
hope global boiling is strong this year. fuck this rain. 8 months of sun please
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>>83983803
Decidedly not a nonce. I believe that eventually the internet will be so locked down and controlled that it will no longer be an option to illegally stream or download TV and movies. You'll have to pay for the shitty streaming services and you'll have to watch the ads and drink the verification can. I'm not as anal about downloading and storing everything as I used to be, mostly because hardly anything good still comes out, but I don't want to be in a situation where I can't watch a film or show that I want to watch without paying for it
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>>83983816
alri little lad, put the trip back on
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How many years is he going to chase lollers and do his trip on cope lmao
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>>83983824
>not a nonce
>makes up some convoluted reason why he's hoarding "media".

Okay nonce.
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>>83983822
>8 months of sun please
Not him but, I think it should be 3 months of spring, 1 month of sun, 5 moths of autumn, then 3 months of snow.
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>>83983775
I used to have an 18TB Plex server before I doubled down in physical media de lid.
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Shaking it out and getting loose for a day of being whacky characters on 4chan
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>>83983842
Problem is that physical media requires paying for stuff and I don't like paying for stuff when I can get it for free.
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cartain man gonna be getting sparked out really really soon hehe x
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>>83983856
Aye, I get that. I don't have responsibilities so I'm happy to spaff all my bennies on it. We all gonna die anyway.
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>>83983863
>cartain man
mongboy
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Ok, time to get high(er), then get ready for an IRL adventure.
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sardine sandwich for lunch for me my lads. it's lush and I mean fucking lush x
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>>83983882
TMAU-SI (Self Induced)
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little sean using the mongboy.jpg oh the irony

Whoahahahahhahaha
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some time muh mouth smell of fish then some time later muh bum smell of fish
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Tempted to have a wank but the gf is at my place
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>>83983953
Pop round to hers for 1.
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>>83983957
We currently don't have sex
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>>83984003
That is not your girlfriend
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>>83983909
i'll bite lad, got any proof that makes you think i am little lad? i'm not, but i am interested to see what makes you think this.



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