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On a date with a cute black girl edition
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>>83991820
She looks BWC only
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>>83991820
mixed feelings about this edish
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>>83991820
Went on plenty a date with cute black girls when I was living in Manchester. Shit city, but lots of qt ethnic girls.
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Do your melty for us, shut in.
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WARNING WARNING
DO NOT ENCROACH UPON THE SPARKZONE
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>>83991820
Halfbreed
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>>83991820
Nu breadingham X

Home
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Hotwheels is kill
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>>83991865
You are as sad as he is though, aren't you? You both goad each other while everyone else laughs at the two of you.
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>83991879
Your bravery starts and ends at you keyboard little lad
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>>83991975
So what you're saying is you want me to stop bullying you?
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>>83991984
>you want me to stop bullying you
Thank you for proving my point ha ha ha ha
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>>83991993
done him up big time there
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>>83991993
That I'm going to bully you, yes you're right I am.
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morning lids, early one for me today.
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Me? Playing Factorio.
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>>83991975
ignore the twolls frend they're not worth the time x
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>>83991839
poor edish imho, not even uniquely british
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brapping up jungle bussy on the daily
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>he thinks he's a "bully" because he says mean things on the internet

Lmaooooo
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>>83992022
i wish i was still into games. whats the end goal of factorio anyway?
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>I'm actually laughing at you b..b...bully so you can stop bullying me now ;(
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>>83992017
i'm doing alright de lids
i'm doing alright
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>>83992066
Officially: to craft a rocket and escape the planet you've crashlanded on. Unofficially: grow the factory until you're bored.
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hi im a fat but hot virgin black girl, can a slim white r9k man go on a date with me?
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>>83992095
>Officially: to craft a rocket and escape the planet you've crashlanded on
oh like rimworld
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>>83991966
He was built like weebl and bob so not really surprised his organs gave up on him. Still, hotwheels did cause some fun drama in the fullch era.
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whoahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaahahahahah
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>>83992118
>He was built like weebl and bob
im aware of the weebles stuff cartoon but i dont know what you mean by this
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>>83992137
He was the shape of weebl and/or bob
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>>83992158
ok i see it now
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>>83992115
No idea. I checked out of Rimworld after about 10 minutes. Just didn't do it for me.
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Restore Britain will kill britfeel if they win the next election.
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>>83992205
nice bait lad. looks more like they're wanting to rid people who are just stuck on universal credit without being genuinely signed off on the sick. that is a good thing, and genuine bennymongs do support that.
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It looks quite idyllic desu
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We all a little Restore Britain in life x
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>>83992256
Where is that lid x
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>>83992263
Asked chatgpt to render his care home in the style of a studio ghibli film.
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>>83992231
>people who are just stuck on universal credit without being genuinely signed of
where did you see that distinction ? im just seeing dosser hate
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>d..d.don't kick m..me fr..from the w..w..wooty team

whoahahahahahhahahahahahahah
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>>83992271
here, lad. those of us bennymongs that know we do need the help actually want the scroungers off bennies. bennies believe it or not aren't easy to get, we are in the shit because previous governments let many people get on bennies over covid and beyond and they've been milking it ever since because no one is getting re-evaluated.

it will be giga LUSH when abdul gets his phone call RE his LCRWA and he has to tell them he's not been to the doc since covid, hmmmm, can't be that ill if you're not actively seeking support pal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0rBwZGxWk

Waifubot handjob bros we eating good X
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>>83991848
Were they easy going and good humoured or high maintenance and stuck up?
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>>83992288
i think most people on pip wouldn't meet lowes definition of genuine need he doesnt seem like an empathetic guy. this is just more punching down
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>>83992331
or me? can't go outside, I am a danger to myself and others. cannot follow a known route without endangering myself, and the menthol elf voices tell me to kms
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>>83992345
if you can type on britfeel you can work from home
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back on the cheese lads
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>>83992356
what kind of cheese is that and you've forgotten the crackers
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>>83992256
If it wasn't for AI you would go totally unnoticed on 4chan.
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>>83992353
you say this but pre-COVID (i.e. before it was cool) i did some online work including writing nonsense adver-blogs, data entering financials, and transcribing gabbers. all of those things are actually AI now.

if we can automate computer work, we can give dangerlad his anime and crisps. simple as that.
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>>83992366
The Lake District Dairy Co. mature cheddar slices. finely aged in a poorly-sealed pack.
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>>83992369
are you implying some dead internet 'it's all bots' implication?

i feel like it's mostly humans on here and, if anything, there are FEWER bots than 10-15 years ago. i haven't seen actual spam on here in years.

also a reminder that IRC exists and you should all join me on irc.rizon.net.
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>>83992272
He posts on /brit/ why are you hiding away from him here, big man?
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>>83992380
There is literally nothing wrong with you that isn't self inflicted. You're just a dole scrounger.
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>>83992433
Not just yet I'm not. What I'm saying is that AI is now getting posters noticed, not the posters themselves, they still have nothing to talk about, can't meme, can't draw and have never made anyone mad.
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>>83992308
Yeah mostly easy going, fun, chill. Has to be said that the average white woman these days is a bit stuck up and bitchy.
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>>83992433
Isn't IRC just a noncenest at this point?
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>>83992463
What's a noncenest?
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>>83992205
Not reading. Do not care. Still voting Restore.
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>>83992443
well you have all me figured out so how do i UN-inflict this self?
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release the chatlogs
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>>83992473
Stop being a self absorbed babbyman
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>im getting to the end of this course they're saying I'll have to do a work placement..
>hey ive smoked a weed call the psychosis team ASAP im a mental schizo lunatic i need sectioned whoaaoaoaAOAOA I need a straight jacket ooooaaaaoaoa
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>>83992481
shan't be doing that.
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>>83991966
kirtypoo gunna be a mess rn
sad, fred was a nice person

we probably will be alive to see moot kick the bucket too
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>>83992353
that is wrong actually lad, at least half of the week im in a schizo induced meltdown, wouldn't work out unfortunately. not my fault i was born like this.
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>>83992485
You're unemployed too little lad.
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Reform UK want to take your bennies AND keep the Great Replacement ongoing. Restore Britain want to take your bennies BUT they will at the very least end the Great Replacement of native Brits.
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the thread robot on a mad one again, hallucinating false details.
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>>83992494
>Restore Britain
>they will at the very least end the Great Replacement of native Brits

ok lad, ok
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM6VSWJYvn4

Vgh innit
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>>83992485
>im getting to the end of this course they're saying I'll have to do a work placement..
Tell them the voices keep telling you to use every day object to maim yourself throughout the day, more so when doing tasks the placement will require
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>>83992433
>IRC exists and you should all join me on irc.rizon.net
yeah, not doing that glowie.
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>>83992500

Don't care. Still voting Restore x
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>>83992398
corr i reckon thats what the queen ate, where'd ya pick that lad??
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Quick quick im raving mad im schizo the only cure is dole money
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>>83992515
shalom fellow zionist!
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>>83992500
Don't care demoralisation mong. Still voting Restore.
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>>83992525
turkey voting for christmas
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>>83992518
Wagie on a mad one ha ha ha, you fuming lad? ha ha ha.
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for me? it labour, keep them bennies rolling in lads.

Pm Kief Starmer knows the crack!
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>>83992523
>just do nothing goy
>it's all pointless just be blackpilled and accept it goy
Yeah ok "lad" lol
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Got a talking therapy call at 12 lads. Supposed to keep a little diary/record of the week using the '5 aspects' guide to depression emotions/behaviours or whatever. It's pretty fucking useless not gonna lie. I have been tried on CBT before and it's a load of crap, now being told to try it again as if it will change anything.

This feels so gay and humiliating to have homework when I'm 29, especially when it amounts to 'write down how you feel in your diary like a teenage girl'. Honest question: who does this actually work on?
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me, i'm not like you cowards. i offer PROOF: a GP i've never met ticked the 'disabled' box and wrote this.
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Not so much the big man on the anonymous site without your proxy are you mong.
https://thebarchive.com/data/bant/image/1771/69/1771699939591374.png
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/meta/image/1771/69/17716962838423.png
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>>83992542
you're the type thats gonna be taken off bennies, us real bennymongs actually do a bit of hard work (keeping up with the doctors in person etc), we're safe.
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>>83992542
Literally anyone can get any gp to write anything like this. Only a severely narcissistic hysterical mong takes these labels seriously. You are a dole scrounger. That is your label. Cheers.
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Had some trauma to my nail two months ago and it finally decided to fall off today. Think this is going to get worse before it gets better. I feel nauseous every time I look at it.
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>>83992542
Christ why do doctors have the fucking worst hand writing. Trying my best here:
>-Have severe depression + suicidal thoughts
>-referred to CPN + mental health team support
>-multiple overdoses
>-poccine(?) eating disorder await assessment
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>>83992548
can you explain what any of this is schizolad?

cause one just looks like the post rate from 4chan archive
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>>83992551
>keeping up with the doctors in person etc)
Fake disabled normalfag. Real disableds can't go outside, make phone calls or talk to people.
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>>83992548
>n-n-nn-not ss-ssss-ss-so tough n-now are you

whoahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>83992548
the real question is, how/why do you know about any this? do you use the proxy site yourself, nonce?
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>>83992558
I can explain but if you don't know then you don't need to. Continue posting on 4chan in total ignorance.
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>>83992551
>keeping up with the doctors in person etc)
This is what every munchhausens by proxy dole dosser does because they get enjoyment of being a sick person. My fat aunt with a ""bad back" has been doing this for 30 odd years. Meaningless.
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>>83992548
saw a thread on /g/ where they were a bit less coy about this site (i dunno if you're trying to avoid advertising it or some such)
and damn this is actually hilarious. it's a message board, everyone. it's not NLP cyber warfare, chill out.
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>>83992558
the poster uses the proxysite and won't be able to soon as 4chan have done a good job at stopping them, and he's upset about it, and is projecting to get the heat off of his back. in less words, he's a paedo.
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>>83992571
Ok schizolad then cant explain any of it, keep being a schizo then I guess.
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Me? NEET king x
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>>83992523
Paki larping as rw white
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>>83991820
they always eat such slop
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>>83992576
These mongs want to punish 4chan because ....umm... reasons waaa freedoms waaaa.
Grim little men getting angry at a website and it's posters because they can't dominate it with what they want to talk about and ban posters that tell them to fuck off. That and sad little spammy mongs shut in their room all day.
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Ooh noooo doctor im a schizophrenic madman I need a fit note please my work placement is next week and I've just been hit with a spell of being a mad nutter bastard call the shrink doctor im doolally the only cure is dole
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>>83992589
Post your lunch big man you won't
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Me? I'm a legit genius. They couldn't tally up my score on the IQ test, I control MENSA and NAMBLA x
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>>83992596
>big man

lmfaoooooo
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>>83992589
Post your lunch and your hot gf that you're eating it with you won't big man
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>>83992596
Post your plug sockets 'big man', you won't.
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Mornin' de lats, yeah it's the mornin de LOOOOODS
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>>83992612
It is fucking not the morning. Words have meanings. >>83992612
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Judgement Day is coming x
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Dunno what I'm going to do for lunch, bit of a mixed bag in the old freezer. Got some leftover mash that needs eating, not got a lot else. Potentially some fish fingers hanging around? Will have to see.
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Leto selling the IPs and data he harvested LMAO it's going to be 16xLUSH
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me? I got windows spotlight
new desktop background everyday
it lush and do i mean LUSH

today it's jeffrey epstiens island if it were hit by a nuclear bomb x
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Work placement? "Work" placement? Excuse me?
Ahhhh quick call the CPN I'm off my fucking rocker I need a big injection of dole or I won't make it
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I'm a psychotic madman and the only cure is dole
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me? wouldnt mind work placement, long as its someplace alright with minimal staff x
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>>83992637
you're on a melty and its LUSH david hoffman la x
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>>83992661
Not me lad the important part of a course is I can tell people I once did a course for the rest of my life it gives the impression I actually did try and life got in the way. Not really into the work part me more of a dole man
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>>83992677
Ah so that way you can be vague about what happened to milk sympathy from people who imagine it was worse than it was (ie you couldn't be arsed anymore and wanted dole). Classic mate.
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i wonder what its like living in blackpool
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>>83992661
Get on that voluntary work grind HHL style
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Did a fartington
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>>83992691
Not for voluntary work me x
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>>83992687

>i wonder what its like living in blackpool

Locals mostly hate living there from what I've seen and heard. Blackpool has a serious homelessness and drug abuse problem. Still an alright place to go for a weekend piss up though.
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>>83992704
What better have you got to do?
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>>83992700
at my age a trip to fartington sometines has an unscheduled stop at shartford
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>>83992557
i'm just glad that sick notes are typed, nowadays, on those little machines.

>>83992652
don't do it lad, you never know if those backgrounds are actually VIRUSES
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Remember one time at this place I was working this lad who was 20 but hard man, eminem archetype - anyway he came up to me at the end of the day and asked me if I played xbox like it was the most serious thing in the world and I lied and said yeah and he told me to add him and then he got fired from work a week later because he had a punch up.
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>>83992721
probably no jobs either, might be nice to retire there if your on a budget
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>>83992731
bloody hardmen encroaching on Nerd Culture(TM).
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Doctor I am a complete schizo junkie im off my rocker doolally and i get distracted when i wake up for my work placement I watch youtube videos instead in my room all day because of my adhd disease please write me off my work placement I need a drip feed of dole asap
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>>83992745
xbox isnt nerd culture nerds game on pc
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>>83992745
He was sound tbf, Just a young angry lad. And honestly I reckon nowadays Xbox is the console of the people considering it's probably the cheapest out the lot. But microsoft dont see that.

Anyway it was a good job but I wasn't ready for it and I definitely wouldn't do that particular job again.
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Doctor I have a medical disease where I take drugs and masturbate to cartoons instead of going to my work placement it is chronic and I believe it will be terminal if not cured by dole
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>>83992745
>>83992763
Are you lads unaware of the massivley popular deano games such as fifa,COD, Battlefield, Forza , GTA etc?
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honestly i actually enjoyed my course, the problem is, it's too competitive. you think you've got it made with your Level 1 Certificate in Awareness of Substance Misuse, all of a sudden employers want a Level 2 or even a Level 3.
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>>83992773
why would you masturbate to cartoons, why even masturbate desu
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>>83991820
>>83992308
how do i achieve this bros
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>>83992783
I can't help it lad I'm an ADHD schizo psychopath. Every time I got ready for my work placement my mentally sick brain forced me against my will to watch scooby doo instead for 8 hours. I wish I wasn't adhd and psycho but I'm glad dole was invented to cure me
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>>83992256
Theres a place like this in Cussop just outside Hay-on-Wye.
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>dosser comes in to surgery
>says he's skitzo and off his rocker
>demanding a dole cash injection
give him a lethal does of morphine instead
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>>83992803
scooby doo lol. based i guess. any good episodes in particular?
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>>83992691
>voluntary work grind HHL style
you mean job centre mandated volunteering for benefit frauds?
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>>83992539
The diary isn't for you. It's for them to be able to analyse aspects of your existence without you having the emotional burden of a conversation distorting what is happening in your life versus the image you want to portray of your life to others with your illness distorting how you explain yourself in conversation.
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>>83992763
me, i game on the tabletop.

or my floor, by myself (no friends)
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Cancelling my Virgin Media broadband. They've given me a cancellation date but the first Poojeet told me my final bill will be on the order of 50GBP.

Not paying that. I've cancelled within 14 days. Yes I have used the broadband for a few days but it will come to a week total and the cost for a month is 19GBP so why would I pay 50 quid for 7 days' worth? I am willing to pay them 7/31ths of 19 pounds, which comes to around 4 pounds 29 pence. Currently negotiating this with a second Jeetvinder under a new ticket (their phoneline is inaccessible).
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>>83992803
Right I see lad. So you're saying being a bit lazy and thick is a serious medical disease that makes it impossible to work for a living?
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>>83992839
So why are you hiding then, little man?
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>>83992840
The fact is my disease has progressed to the point where I am physically incapable of any task except collecting dole. Lad just be grateful you're healthy and able bodied and you can compete a boring task without masturbating to a youtube video. Be grateful you don't have a serious medical disease like me.
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>>83992850
>little man?

whoahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Here I go buying illegal drugs on the darkweb again. No getting round it really.
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>phsycian

i deserve my first mongboy.jpg for that offline typo. blooming heck i've become dyslexic.

although, in my defence, i was on drugs. actually became convinced i was playing with other people (my later notes are actual nonsense not even in English letters)
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>>83992865
Vote Green for getting all your drug needs met by the state.
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>>83992831
cor nice one lad.

i regret not challenging the in-contract price increases (why do these exist?) after Virgin switched to O2.

my mobile bill is now something like 10.30 a month, when i was told it would be 7 quid for life. they always tried to offer me their NEW 'basics' package. nah m8, don't need more than 500 MB of data, do i? i'll stick with paying 7 quid a month forever, thanks.
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also if you're on social security ('the dole'):
https://www.sky.com/help/articles/sky-social-tariff

you need this, for your mental health x
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>>83992725
Such a meme all those. State of westerners these days
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work placement in cex plapping goth teens in the stock room
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Um, lads... did they know about his history when they put him in a care home this close to a primary school?
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>>83992457
In the UK are most of the black girls from the Caribbean?
>the average white woman these days is a bit stuck up and bitchy
Yeah, entitled and full of themselves. Too much online attention from simps and our gynocentric societies has ruined a lot of them.
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wahey get in, they've waived the final bill.

In reality of course I will most certainly still receive the bill and need to lodge a formal complaint at a later date saying that this offshore handler (unknowingly) gave the wrong information to me here when she agreed this with me. But I have saved the transcript and that is what I will be reading out when they take me to court. They might question why I am able to attend court when I told them I was going to prison but frankly that's none of their business.

>>83992897
10.30 a month is too much for me for mobile as well. I think I pay 8 pound a month with Smarty Mobile. That's the good thing about having an unlocked phone, you can just swap these monthly rolling phone contracts easily. Less so when you're locked into a phone + SIM thingy.
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>>83992589
>>83992596
I agree with the slop statement and ive just had
>7 eggs
>1 avocado
>home made sourdough
>home made flapjack + black coffee pre lifting
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hapa lassies are the most attractive, especially when they've got naturally large perky tits with long suckable nips
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>>83992831
BT are complete cunts once you're locked in. If you sign a 2 year contract and want to cancel after say 4 months because you found a better deal, you're forced to pay the remaining balance of the contract you haven't used, which would be around 950 quid.
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>>83992731
cor youve just unlocked a memory for me, the very specific thing where very forward chavs would force you to add them on xbox live and because I didn't want to say no as a pre teen id go along with it, so many odd balls on xbox back in the day, last one I remember disappeared after a very loud argument with his dad.
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>>83992934
Whats wrong with this? You understand what a "2 yr contract" means?
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Need tight Carribean fanny and arse
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>>83992919
Depends where you are mostly, in the South it's more Caribbean families, in the North and in uni towns/cities it tends to be more broader African background.
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Strongly considering breaking things off with the escort tbqh, lads.

I just don't think she'll ever see me as anything more than a client, unfortunately. And what's worse is I think she enjoys manipulating me with emojis. She strikes me as the avoidant type. Sometimes she uses heart emojis, other times she just leaves me on read after I send her a nice friendly text. Really annoys me. I wished her well and she didn't even send a "you too x" text that would've taken 3 seconds.

I don't know how to handle this. I could probably keep seeing her for a long time. I thought I was attracted to her, but I don't think I like her as a person. She definitely has an arrogant streak. But I lost my virginity to her, and I like cuddling her. Feel very confused tbqh.
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>>83992917
thinking about kids again lad but it's not you thinking about kids it's actually hhl?
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And thus the larp comes to a close. The circle of life. Samsara.
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Just report him and don't reply to his posts
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>>83992934
They're all like that. The only reason I was able to cancel here is because I'm inside the initial 14 day cooling off period. I only got the router last week, plumbed it in all OK but the connection has periodically dropped out every day since them. I'm sorry but I'm not about that life. I don't want engineers out to "diagnose the problem" only for it to persist. Nah, I'll just cancel it. My old internet worked fine.

It's worth knowing though lad that some bigger providers will offer you credit / vouchers as a new customer to balance out the fact that you're going to have to pay off your existing contract to get out of it. For instance Virgin Media (ironically who I am cancelling away from here) offer 250 quid "switching credit" so hypothetically if you had around 5-6 months left on your contract you could switch to Virgin Media and they'd pay you back the money you lost buying yourself out of your previous provider's contract.
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>>83992899
It's not called social security in England. It's called benefits. Aka the dole. Laughing at your wish to dress it up so you feel less of a dole scrounger. Literal political correctness, like the original meaning of the term.
Like all leftists you mistake words and concepts and you don't get that changing the word won't convert people to the underlying concept. Of your nihilistic anti-social dole scrounging. Anti-social security lol.
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first gf I had was a half white half Caribbean with BPD from Cumbria. The good points where that she would do anything in bed even getting an implant just so I could spaff up her, however, the negatives where that she could switch on me at any moment. One moment in a room with her she would be pleasant and once she came back into the room it was as though she was a completely different person.
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on the topic of social security, why is it that yanks all have a personal "social security number" assigned at birth which, if uncovered, completely fucks their entire life?

Any time you hear about a yankoid who had their SSN stolen it's a five-alarm fire situation. Here if someone finds out your National Insurance number, nothing happens. What are they gonna do? Pay my national insurance for me? Crack on. Can the USA not design a similar system where if your SSN leaks it's not a big deal?
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4 really long posts just now, not reading that desu
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>>83992970
>For instance Virgin Media (ironically who I am cancelling away from here) offer 250 quid "switching credit" so hypothetically if you had around 5-6 months left on your contract you could switch to Virgin Media and they'd pay you back the money you lost buying yourself out of your previous provider's contract.

Virgin Media would up to 250 quid of BT's bill if I switch to VM?
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>>83992960
you're rattled to fuck lad, sit down and shut the fuck up.

whoahahahahahhahahaha
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>>83993011
Yeah, get part way through ordering the switch, its all automatic now then do not complete, within a week youll have them begging to give you all sorts of freebies and discounts.
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>dole
>bennies
>benefits
>wenefits
>PIP
>UC
>ESA
>WFA
>entitlements
>welfare
>social security
>scratch
>income support
>housing relief
>christmas bonus

*HHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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>>83993011
Correct. You'd need to consider how much time you've left on your current contract though obviously.

If you've just signed up to a 24 month contract with BT then that 250 quid credit isn't going to cover the full whack of what's left on the BT contract. But if you're a decent way through your term with BT, consider working out how much there is left to pay and whether it's less than 250 quid.

Note as well that it's different from the 'free money' you can get by switching banks where they just give you money. Here Virgin Media are reimbursing you up to a set limit so you don't lose money. So if, hypothetically, BT said to you "yeah mate you can leave for free no issue", VM wouldn't pay you any money.
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corrr these were the days.

>>83992928
>unlocked phone

that's the trick, really. got this contract + a Xiaomi phone for about a hundred quid. they were a bit snaky with the occasional 'you should switch over to our new contract' but whenever i spoke to an actual person, i just made it clear i won't be doing that. not sure they'll take that chatbot log as seriously tbqh with you.

i dislike that they can increase prices mid-contract because of inflation. mine randomly went up by weird amounts like 14p here and there. it is sickening that they can do this. Faustian, even.
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if i had to deal with all this broadband contract bollocks id probably take a long walk of a short pier

its all so fucking BORING jesus christ
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You lads reckon branston pickle or piccalilli is better? I think they're good for different situations, but if I had to choose one (and in this hypothetical situation I've thought up for myself I do) it would have to be standard pickle. Piccalilli in a cheese sandwich just wouldn't work the same.
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You are on benefits. You are a feckless workshy dole scrounger. You are a lazy lowlife parasite. You are a jobless idle freeloader.
You are on benefits.
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We need a fucking Neet Genocide tbqh. About half of the people on council estate need sterilisation. Snip their balls.
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>>83993035

I'm wary of switching to VM because I often hear about connectivity issues with them. Even though BT is more expensive, their service makes up for it in my experience
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>n-no i-its called s-social security..
LMAO
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The low IQ white bennies class need to be fucking removed in order for Britain to shine. A portion of the country is just too generically fucked to be a functioning member of society.
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>>83993045
I like piccalli, my dad used to make his own, really nice stuff. But I'm not a fan of either desu - I'd probably pick the same as you if given the choice x
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>>83993041
It's called being an ADULT
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>>83993049
This but unironically. The current trajectory of the state for the better part of a century has been one of open dysgenic proliferation. There would be no higher good than enforcing eugenic policies.
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>>83993049
You're that paedophile lad in Asia. You are worse than neets.
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>champion a film about tourettes
>throw a shit fit about a guy with tourettes shouting a racial slut
kek, talk about double standards
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Just remove all fucking bennies. Watch the neet waste men die.
Remove all state pensions. People need to have kids to look after them. That will keep the population up.
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>>83993057
The low IQ forren bennies class need to be fucking removed in order for Britain to shine. A portion of the country is just too generically fucked to be a functioning member of society.

Fixed it for you, abdul x
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>>83993049
Shut the fuck up and get back to work you ragie wagie. It's Monday, your weekend is over.
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>>83993070
It's the paedophile lad who ran off to Thailand to molest school kids. He doesn't even live here. He likes to shill for Israel when he's not on his anti-white soapbox.
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Wasn't it Cambodia?
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>>83992917
if thats where he lives then ive driven dangerously close to him in the past
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Imagine the dirty neets dragged out of their box rooms screaming by the secret police. They are put into the interrogation chamber and tied down to a medical chair. A a scalpel is applied to their testicles. They scream and scream and scream but it is to no avail. Their balls are removed. They can no longer damage society or reproduce.

They will be pacified and quiet and unable to breed. Neutered and gelded like the animals they are. This is the future of neet.
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You lot will see... one day...
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>>83993084
Jesus fucking Christ lad. You need help.
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>>83993058
I expect any home made version with care and attention would be preferable to the mass produced sort. I'm simply not prepared to do myself though, I'm also not prepared to spend considerably more on a gamble. Sometimes in garden centres they market pickles and sauces as small batch made with love type of things but they're really just crap pumped out with no effort to fool the middle class and the elderly. Made that mistake with a garden centre brown sauce once and shan't be fooled again.
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I'm fine with keeping welfare in a sense. It should be fine for taxpayers to fund your life, but in return you should be put in prison and the public gets to vote on how your life is run. After all, it's our money funding your lives, so there is a certain amount of deference you need to have for us.

We say jump, you say how high. We say put on dino costumes and joust each other on go-karts, you say how high.
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>>83993084
Imagine you at your bar mitzvah
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Hopefully the old "work for your bennies" gets an update so i can laugh at you cunts screaming about having to work for 3 quid an hour LMAO
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Cooorrrr, 473ml of ice cold red bull sitting here waiting for me to crack it open
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>>83993106
>red bull
TOO much sugar
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>>83993064
>remove all bennies
most of the working population is on some sort of bennies because greedy jews won't pay them properly
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>>83993040
It's honestly shameful that these companies are even allowed to punt 24 month contracts for a phone + a SIM.

Like if you want a laugh ask the boomers / elderly folk in your life what they're paying for their phone contract. Without irony my mum will be paying something like 42 quid a month for probably 500MB of data with EE. It's insane. The companies thrive on older people not knowing any better.

I think there's also a large element of older people being unwilling to outlay a 'large' amount buying an unlocked phone outright. They refuse to pay 600 quid for an unlocked phone yet will happily pay 1200 total over 2 years for the same phone. Perhaps there's also the fact that these old cunts are just awash with money and it makes no difference to them.

>>83993051
Yeah that's why I'm cancelling with them. Been connected for like 3 days and every day it has dropped out several times. Not acceptable is it.
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>>83993096
I don't remember much of how he made it but I think there was quite a bit of sugar tbqhwyl. I'll ask for his recipes when I see him next and make me own if I can x

Nice little things like that keep your parents alive longer x
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>>83993113
Mental if that's actually your conception of the economy.
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>>83993119
I got a two year contract for a 1000 quid phone with unlimited data and only paying 20 off quid interest over two years. There are good deals out there, boomers are just retarded.
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>>83993113
can you provide examples of these benefits that so many working people apparently claim?
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Jewish paedo in Thailand
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>>83993122
it's the truth though, the government are subsidising wages



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