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>wake up befor my alarm
>get out of bed for a coffee n cig
>make my bed
>seems like I caught a cold
>get to stay at home today
>but have to take care of some paperwork
>later ig
>I wanna go back to bed for now
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>cousin from dubai left with his family
>told me I was supposed to fly back with them today
>was like im sick br0 so its better that im n0t
>besides that dunno
>if it was japan sure
>but its just dubai
>help mom a bit
>put away the toys of cousins child
>bacc in my room
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Persian drones almost blew up my granny. I don't owe you shidd. Now buy more silver like a good boy.
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>>84211342
okies lets just suck each other off
then we would be even
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>>84211342
Maybe I should stack pokemon cards instead of silber baka
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>>84211588
You should stack your butt online.
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>>84211595
n0?
have you watched eps 8 yet
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lFnIlH06Sw
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>>84211595
You should make me some tea
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>>84211759
You want me to buy saffron and bankrupt me, Dubai boi.
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>>84211797
you could use your c*m instead of saffron
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>>84211804
I can maybe pay for your psychotherapy. Some need Yeshua. You need Freud.
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>>84211831
or we can skip the pseudo science and just hab sweaty s*x together
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Hoe ass wind ruining my hairdo and making me blind, but being inside means e-harassment.
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>>84211866
I will kidnap you deep into the forest & succ your d*ck
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>>84211866
okies sorries
I c*me so I wont be so h*rny anymore for now
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You're just jelly of my big egg.
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>>84212170
Sorries im not a christian like that
But thats just a smol egg, your smol girly hand gave it away
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>>84212170
We also hab eggs and idk why
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>>84212224
Doesn't your family celebrate the main Germanoid holidays?
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>>84212236
n0 we arent jewish?
We like Christmas ig
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>>84212252
I mean yeah. Does your brother not make you remember how Jayzuss resurrected or whatever?
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>>84212264
Im pretty sure he only watched christian videos made by americans on youtube
And never even read that book or anything like that
Also ur hand is making me h*rny again but im trying to ignore that
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>>84212272
Huh. So he's more of a Israel lover than anythinh. Getting horny from hands is super girl-coded btw, sister.
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>>84212298
I keep telling him that his believes were made up to destroy the roman empire
But he wont listen
Welp they are cute & white
I wanna hold hands and then suck on your fingers to be desu
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>>84212379
>I keep telling him that his believes were made up to destroy the roman empire
Huh? Based Ceb?
The skin on hands has always been kind of bad. My mom makes me eat collagen.
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Egg with licorice inside. Ick. Only in Norgay.
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>>84212433
>The skin on hands has always been kind of bad.
im n0 doctor
idk maybe show more pics for science reasons to be desu
>My mom makes me eat collagen.
my mom & aunt would also make me do stuff like that
but I wont let them
>>84212597
norgay has oil & gas
cant hab everything ig
im too afraid to turn on heating in my room with the current news going on
and I hab a cold
*im like the only one at home doing this ofc
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Bleh. Can't nap at all despite being so eepy.
>idk maybe show more pics for science reasons to be desu
Uhh. I think you've had quite enough today.
>but I wont let them
Gotta stay cute when we hit 30, sister.
>im too afraid to turn on heating in my room with the current news going on
Whelp, I hardly heat at all. It's the Nippon way anyway. You can just wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend you're back there.
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>>84213446
>Bleh. Can't nap at all despite being so eepy.
U could just move to germoney and order sleep inducing weede onlie
Wouldnt be surprised if they make that part illegal
>Uhh. I think you've had quite enough today.
you spoil me uwu
>Gotta stay cute when we hit 30, sister.
REEEEEEEEEE
>It's the Nippon way anyway. You can just wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend you're back there.
I used the AC over there
Okies kyoto was problematic
>become sick
>centralized AC
>it was either too cold or too hot
im glad that I did NOT avoid a doctor to save costs
>realise on the second day that it is much more serious than just a cold
>felt like dying
>felt much better the next day with meds
>only had to pay around 50 bucks for everything
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Fancy Dr. Oetker Suprema frozen pizza with ricotta and mushrooms is in my tummy.
>Ceb was probs helping with the dishes after a fancy family dinner
Cebush, get a dishwasher. Best purchase we've ever made. It actually uses less water despite Chinese myths. It's time to get practical. It's time to get domestic.
>>84213646
>sleep inducing weede onlie
Is that a kind of weede or something weede does. Do different weeds give you different powerups?
>you spoil me uwu
Am just a run of the mill Slavcel. You could probs find another gae one like you had before easily.
What meds? Here they just give you paracetamol for everything.
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>>84213675
>Fancy Dr. Oetker Suprema frozen pizza with ricotta and mushrooms is in my tummy.
I just had a stuffed crust frozen pizza uwu
>get a dishwasher.
yea we hab one & use it baka
>Is that a kind of weede or something weede does.
well as newbie or with low tolerance it mostly makes you sleepy
> Do different weeds give you different
it does make a difference
but people who are too autistic about it kinda exaggerate
>. You could probs find another gae one like you had before easily.
but why? I have you already
>What meds? Here they just give you paracetamol for everything.
ye it was paracetamol with antibiotics
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>>84214034
>yea we hab one & use it baka
Baka ''helps'' with the dishes...
>it does make a difference
Is there one that will make me see straight?
>I have you already
Am a lone wolf albeit.
>ye it was paracetamol with antibiotics
Bet you didn't finish your whole antibiotics course.
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>>84214072
>Baka ''helps'' with the dishes...
Ye like I bring them into the kitchen n take care of them
When we hab lots of guests, mom needs the support
But sometimes I do it so she can continue watching tv with dad
>Is there one that will make me see straight
....eat carrots ig?
>Am a lone wolf albeit.
ur my lone wolf rawr ;3
>Bet you didn't finish your whole antibiotics course.
I dont remember
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>>84214099
>When we hab lots of guests, mom needs the support
Do you help out in the kitchen with that apron in your pic?
>....eat carrots ig?
Literal Anglo propaganda.
>ur my lone wolf rawr ;3
I guess you're trying to motivate me to be more manly.
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my fly was down at work but I'm pretty sure nobody noticed.. oh well time to get high and drunk the rest of the night
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Also, how do you communicate with your cousins around? Like I assume your parents don't speak much English, but you don't speak much Persian, but your Dubai family probs don't speak German?
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>>84214126
>Do you help out in the kitchen with that apron in your pic?
Ofcourse
>Literal Anglo propaganda
I knowe
>I guess you're trying to motivate me to be more manly.
n0? I was just being silly ig
>>84214145
n0t sure what that means but enjoy the evening desu
>>84214154
>Like I assume your parents don't speak much English
kind of you to assume they would speak german lole, mom would prefer if talk in german with her
to gib her practice
But I talk in farsi to her like out of reflex
>but you don't speak much Persian, but your Dubai
I cant read or write it,
But mom says I understand & talk it pretty well
But my farsi skills hab its limit
>but your Dubai family probs don't speak German?
Farsi is the most dominant language in our circles
>90% of the time its german between me n lil bro
>he actually prefers german
>back in vocational school around a decade ago
>we had a Iranian refugee classmate
>he was doing well learning german
>but it was still a challenge for him
>lil bro talked only in german with him for a while
>until one day bro had a phonecall with dad during school time
>in farsi
>classmate was like
>you cunt were able to talk farsi the entire time?
>anyhoo
>LA aunt likes to talk im eng
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>>84214345
>Ofcourse
Oh yeh, I forgot you used to crossdress. You're way more advanced, sister.
>n0? I was just being silly ig
I feel I sound dumb in English (not as in accent, but the voice itself), but fine in Lithuanian. Do you notice anything like that? Farsi must be a much more masculine langauge.
>mom would prefer if talk in german with her
to gib her practice
Mine is the opposite. She won't bother talking to me in Norwegian, so I can learn.
Your brother sounds like the ideal immigrant in a way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeal_of_the_convert
Whelp, I'll try to sleep a second or third time today now. Night.
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Gib eternal sleep nao. Or at least 10 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGuGyXUFf88
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>>84214571
Goodnights n sleep well
I will just get ready2sleep befor it gets 2late
>just c*me while imagining you banging me
I usually dont do that
Perhaps I need a time off 0of



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