if there are any other romanians here, pls do share your secrets of how to actually get laid in this country. and don't gimme some stock answer like "just go to uni bro" i'm a grown man
>>84210905grown men go to unii had a 50 year old man in my class. my class was full of women too and we were the only men. they did make fun of him a few times behind his back because he was excited about weird archeology stuff
>>84210905Sorry bro I'm an American. I don't know anything about your nation other than that y'all broadcast Nicolae Ceausescu's death on television, which is based as fuck. Meet women at work, church, hobbies, uni, through friends, through family, or online dating. Same as anywhere else I imagine.
>>84211007what if i have no interest in going to uni>>84211022i already tried all those options. i have no friends or family though. i'm all alone and slowly turning schizo because of it.
Gypsys OUT!
>>84211041thx for the bump i guess
did you try Tinder?as in, properly try, not install and uninstall it right away.
>>84211038>i already tried all those optionsThen keep trying and pray you get lucky. It's not like you have any other option, do you? There's no "secret" to finding a gf. You're smart enough to know what to do. Just keep moving forward.>what if i have no interest in going to uniNTA but you should gain some interest. If you're uneducated and live in a place like Romania then I assume you're broke as fuck. Women don't like poor men.
>>84211060i did. it's not hard to get matches but i struggle to find things to talk about with them. then the convo dries out slowly and we never end up meeting. it doesn't help that my day to day life isn't all that exciting when meanwhile these chicks are out there affording exotic vacations 24/7 somehow.>>84211064i'm not even looking for a gf, just a fwb. i don't have much interest in relationships but do crave affection.
>>84211080>i'm not even looking for a gf, just a fwbSketchy ass dude. You'll never get pussy at this rate. Women are rarely willing to be fuck buddies even with chad. You want some pussy with anything above a 3/10 then you'll have to date.
>>84211084i'm not picky about looks unlike most guys on this board. i"m attracted to personalities.
>>84211104>I'm willing to fuck anything and I don't want a relationshipSuch an attractive attitude. Women will love this.
>>84211153>Women will love this.thx for letting me know
any other suggestions welcome
>>84210905fuck this image is so cutety for it :p
>>84210905how hard is it to fuck a gypsy bro? come on
>>84211683you're welcome>>84211770you'd be surprised to learn how territorial gypsies are. they mostly stick to their own.
>>84211819bsthey'll sell their own kid for 10$ in alcohol and cigs
>>84211825i don't wanna buy a kid.
any other suggestions would be wonderful.
>>84210905talk 2 womin
>>84212154where do i find them? i don't even see romanian women on the internet
>>84210905ask romanianbro, hes the best romanian ever i think.... idk if he's gotten laid yet tho....
>>84210905his hair is supposed to look like eyes to scare away predators
>>84210905Steps to get laid in Romania:Step 1, leave Romania.
>>84212200i may or may not be him, just trying to lay low for a bit because my threads have been attracting too much unwanted attention lately, mostly from jannies. your regularly scheduled romaniancel posting will resume soon(tm) >>84212256true.>>84212265i'm starting to think that's legitimately how it works
>>84212277sweeeeet, i'll keep your cover bro
>>84212265Strangely, I know a couple of Romanians who started dating after leaving Romania. They seem happier where I am where they can be less of turbonormies.
>>84212289keep on sonicposting, i enjoy reading those threads >>84212311when will it be my turn for a first world femanon to adopt me and get me out of Romania
>>84212349will do! idk what else to sonic post about tho..... must think with my massive brain.....have you read the new chainsaw man chapter? i enjoyed it
>>84212365>what else to sonic post about thopost about Lanolin the Sheep aka the ultimate wife >have you read the new chainsaw man chapter? i enjoyed itgonna read it after gym today, i heard people were mixed on it
>>84212499i liked it, didn't really answer much but it was a nice sendoff, sad that I wont have this to look out for every other week tho...might post about lanolin, i think vanilla is the better wife desu
>>84212523>i think vanilla is the better wife desuhnnnghhhh big rabbit mom
what i'm gathering so far is that i need to get out of romania asap. is there like a rule 63 version of 90 day fiancee? i'll endure whatever public humiliation rituals i must for that greencard.
>>84210905You're like the fucked up twisted evil twin of that romanian poster
>>84213525i'm too tired to act cheerful today
>>84213540It's unbelievably overAnyway I beat SCIV and started on Rondo and Rondo is 200000% cooler in every way, second boss of the game fights like Sonic from smash bros brawl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gH3k-sGGU it's awesome
>>84213593>Rondo is 200000% cooler in every wayi think so too. Rondo is my favorite Castlevania by a long shot. everything about it just clicks. >Sonic from smash bros brawlwhat about the freaky Sonic from illbleed on the dreamcast
why did i have to be born in one of the most incel parts of the world? the sexual frustration is killing me.
not sure if samuraiguy is still monitoring my threads, but here's an update for him: in my latest bout of loneliness, i swallowed my pride and made a post on that r4r subr*ddit you told me about, but they instantly deleted it and banned me forever. apparently they thought i was a "bot" just because i'm not a regular r*ddit user. all i can say is, i feel even more justified for hating that place than i did before. why do i need a 5000 post history and one billion karma just to make a simple ad post? i think social media should die.
>>84212265>>84212277Yeah, bro. Just leave. More pussy for me.This isn't 2002 when the women were leaving. That strategy was effective then, but it's a hindrance today, unless you want to deal with the westoid gigasluts and the literal niggers who fuck them.On a more serious note, the first step is to not live in the middle of fucking nowhere.You're close to Cluj-Napoca. Just get over here.>inb4 it's expensiveTough shit. Good life isn't cheap.Meanwhile, you gotta learn to manage your 'tism. There's nothing wrong with the country (in fact we're one of the most sociable nations in Europe, on par with Greece and Italy, and better than Poland, g*rmany and all of nordics). But there is a lot wrong WITH YOU PERSONALLY. You won't get better success in another country for the exact same reason: you are a mess.
>>84214744contTinder intr-un oras mare e plin de pizde horny. Dar, din nou, trebuie sa-ti misti hoitu' nu sa stai sa-ti plangi de mila in Medelenii de Sus judetul Alba sau unde stai tu.Nu fatza te tine virgin - ci personalitatea ta si locatia geografica. In ultimii 20 de ani majoritatea nasterilor au fost in orase, nu la sat. Deci daca esti tanar si vrei sa futi, trebuie sa fii la oras. Nu e complicat. Doar ca tu vrei sa-ti pice in poala.Drum bun! Meri in alta tara. Ca sigur acolo umbla pizdele cu colaci in coada asteptandu-te pe tine de la Medeleni sa le pui capra, kek.
>>84214744i don't think it's unreasonable to assume that as a mentally ill autist i'd end up thriving more in an environment that accomodates mentally ill autists better than eastern europe does. >in fact we're one of the most sociable nations in Europesee, that's exactly the issue. it's hell on earth for introverts here. it feels like every chick is attracted to one of two kinds of guys: thugmaxxed drug dealers who listen to Florin Salam or Burzumaxxed metalhead larpers. if you're a guy who doesn't fit in one of these two boxes, you might as well be invisible (at least in my experience) >>84214771see, that's the exact attitude people have here that rubs me the wrong way. who do you always have to be so abrasive, brutish and loud? you're tearing into me for no reason for asking a question instead of trying to empathize with me and hold a civilized conversation. you were talking about "literal niggers" earlier but i guarantee even the worst thugs in Compton are better behaved than you. all you're doing is reminding me why i hate interacting with people from this place. you're all like this. every single one of you. and don't get me wrong. i'm not claiming to be better than you in any way. i'm a mentally ill fucking loser. but i'm sure that being treated worse than dirt like this the way i have been my entire life will surely improve my situation and make me "pull myself up by the bootstraps", right? i'm sure that even this reply went directly into one ear and out the other, didn't it? you're just gonna call me a faggot, pussy loser etc. etc. etc. since that's all you know how to do. that's how your culture taught you to handle your emotions. i would genuinely slit my wrists vertically a billion times over than be forced to interact with someone like you irl for one second.
>>84214873>who do you always have to be so abrasive, brutish and loud?because it's 4chan. If you want a hugbox, see a therapist. 400 RON/sedintza. Good luck.>i don't think it's unreasonable to assume that as a mentally ill autist i'd end up thriving more in an environment that accomodates mentally ill autists better than eastern europe doesThat accommodation is for some jobs and some subsidies, anon. It's not for your dating prospects. Mentally ill autists are incels everywhere until they learn to adapt to normalfags rather than whine and be attention whores.>why yuo so mean :sob:it is on YOU to adapt to everyone else, not the other way around. the world doesn't owe you a fuck buddy.>instead of trying to empathize with meyou were given empathy in other threads and you crapped on it. Lasa vrajeala. Esti un vampir energetic. Orice conversatie cu tine suge toata energia din camera. Orice sugestie de imbunatatire o tratezi din oficiu ca imposibila si nici macar n-o-ncerci. Si dup-aia te plangi.>ou're just gonna call me a faggotI am the faggot. bifaggot, but faggot nonetheless.you're an energetic vampire. you refuse actionable advice because you enjoy whining. and when you're called out on it you act offended. on 4chan, kek.
>>84210905I miss my Romanian ex gf. at least I gave her a better life in the west
>>84214909wait, you're the agp guy, aren't you? i figured you of all people would be super kind and understanding considering your situation, but you're always aggro'd like a rabid dog whenever you show up in a thread. weird. >see a therapistmaking threads on /r9k/ is better than therapy, and it's also free. i'm not even joking. letting out all my pent up feelings in here helps me relax better than most things other than working out maybe. >Mentally ill autists are incels everywherebig if true. i had so many mentally ill autistic neet friends from this board back in the day (when r9k was still a neet friendly place) and they had no trouble getting laid all the time (with chicks also from this board) i always thought they were the coolest. they didn't even need to put in any effort. they'd say stuff like "i'm gonna drug you up, punch you in the stomach and rape you until you're chemically addicted to me" and the girls were eating it up. they were loving it. so i think your ironclad conviction that you need to be a turbonormoid in order to get laid doesn't hold as true as you think it does. >you were given empathy in other threads and you crapped on iti never did that. i was kind to pretty much everyone who ever decided to give me the time of day, and was open minded towards every suggestion i've been given. >you're an energetic vampirethat sounds kinda badass. can we change my name from romaniancel to energetic vampire-cel pls guys >>84214919... and some people claim women don't live life on easy mode just because they bleed out of their pussies once a month
>>84214989>you're the agp guyNope. I have many disorders, but not that one.>making threads on /r9k/ is better than therapyIt's about the same. As in equally useless. But yeah, at least it's free.Like that comedy commercial for Erdeesh 20yrs ago: Iti vine sa-ti bagi pula, da' avantaju' e ca macar e ieftin.>big if trueIt is true. Getting laid has gotten harder for all terminally online people (from "red pill" grifters to mentally ill autists, to PUAs,.. everyone). IRL it's gotten harder too, but not that hard.Trouble is that your gen has more brainworms. A lot more than my generation had. And a lot less grit (see your reaction to standard 4chan speech). That is fundamentally unattractive, anon.>i never did thatyes you did. speaking of the agp guy, I remember him telling you to move to a bigger city 2 months ago. You still haven't done it.being "open minded" is worth less than zero. actually doing what's been suggested is worth something.>energetic vampire is badassit's not if you want to get laid. It's an explicit signal to 100% of the people to stay away from you.https://fainsisimplu.ro/vampir-energetic-5513.htmlyou have what it takes to fix yourself. you choosing not to even try is your fault.
>>84215133>Nope. I have many disorders, but not that one.ohh, how's being bi treating you then? you got any fun experiences to share for a youngster like me?>It is true.well, i just gave you a counter example that you willingly chose to ignore. being a normoid will get you laid with normoid girls which i imagine is what most people want, that is true. but what if you're specifically aiming for terminally online, mentally ill women? i find them easier to relate to because, well... look at me. >You still haven't done it.is Deva such a horrendous city to be in? i mean, i know it's not the biggest place ever, but it's not literal village tier either. it's sort of an in-between.>(see your reaction to standard 4chan speech)it wasn't the 4chan speech that triggered me. i couldn't care less about that. i'm just annoyed that every single romanian i see online has the constant need to chimp out like the most roided gorilla in the jungle when i talk to them. but everyone else is able to behave like a proper human being somehow, on 4ch or otherwise. >you have what it takes to fix yourself. you choosing not to even try is your fault.romanian people when they see a mentally ill person be like "have you tried to like, not be mentally ill?" this is why getting professional help here is such a nightmare in the first place.
>>84215254>you got any fun experiences to shareI picked up my ex boyfriend from Delirio (the fag club in Cluj). Ironically, he was there on a bet that he wouldn't find a bf IRL. He was a doomer, like you. We were together for almost 6 years.He left me in 2024 because life was too good (literally his words). I still miss him occasionally. Now I'm with a girl I picked up from Tinder. She moved in with me in September. We'll see how it goes.>i just gave you a counter example that you willingly chose to ignoreBecause it's not relevant to your situation. Unlike you, I travel a lot. I've seen most of Europe change for the worse. I lived in 10 countries.>but what if you're specifically aiming for terminally online, mentally ill women?Good luck with that. BPDemon foids are by far the worst species of human, unironically. Still, you can find those in closed Discord spaces, not on 4chan.>is Deva such a horrendous city to be in?Outside the tourist season, yes. It's basically Sighisoara but worse (fewer tourists).Timisoara and Arad have bigger flow of people and younger demographics.>this is why getting professional help here is such a nightmare in the first placeSeek out Dr. Coman in Cluj. Totally not joking. That guy fixes half of the weirdos he sees. Which is 500% more than most psychiatrists in Transylvania.
>>84215301>He left me in 2024 because life was too good (literally his words)that's messed up. what did he mean by this...>Now I'm with a girl I picked up from Tinder.what's your total bodycount? (men and women combined) do girls ever ask you about your gay experiences? i imagine you could use that to your advantage if they're fujos. and what's the craziest sex related thing you've ever done in your life? pls share some insights with a humble KHHV boy such as myself. >Because it's not relevant to your situation.it could be relevant if i lived in the US. that's all i'm saying. all the dudes i was talking about earlier were american. >Unlike you, I travel a lot. I've seen most of Europe change for the worse. I lived in 10 countries.now how is *that* relevant at all? you're just flaunting your e-peen in my direction. not even putting the "humble" in humble bragging >BPDemon foids are by far the worst species of human, unironicallyyou mean BPDarlings were the sweetest angels to have ever graced this earth... they're the only ones who can actually feel emotions with all their hearts. i think that's really special. >you can find those in closed Discord spaces, not on 4chan.i e-dated one i met from this board for 2 years. she was amazing. probably the closest i've ever gotten to feeling pair-bonded with someone. we talked all day every day. there wasn't a second when we weren't together or were sick of each other. what i'm saying is, i know how to appreciate and care for bpd girls.>Timisoara and Arad have bigger flow of people and younger demographics.no wonder i never matched with anyone local on dating apps. >That guy fixes half of the weirdos he sees. Which is 500% more than most psychiatrists in Transylvania.i believe that wholeheartedly. average psych here in Transylvania doesn't even believe in mental illness. they think it's all a bunch of made up nonsense and you can cure yourself by telling yourself that you're not mentally ill anymore lolol
>>84215390>what did he mean by thisQuite literally he believed he didn't deserve the life he was living with me. Afaik he's still single.I tried. I offered him a good life. But I won't beg. I hope he finds love, but I moved on.>your total bodycount12. Four men, two trannies and six women. Current gf is the 6th woman.Add another 4 (3 men and one woman) with whom I fooled around at parties.I'm 35 so if all works well, I'm settling for the current gf. I've had my fun.>do girls ever ask you about your gay experiencesCurrent gf did ask. Previous one didn't.I usually don't say until months into the relationship. Lots of women hate bifags even though they fantasize about us, lol.>fujosIf I ever meet a real-life fujo, I'm marrying her. By real-life I mean she practices pegging and enjoys feminine men - not just watches anime lol. But it's quite unlikely. They're statistically very rare compared to bifags. Also, besides standard bifags like me, there's also functional agps and hrtwinks/hrt femboys/enbys who compete for them. True fujos usually go for those. I'd do estrogen if a fujo waifu would require it, ngl.>what's the craziest sex related thing you've ever done in your lifeWhen I was 17 I lost a truth-or-dare bet and had to suck the dick of a classmate. The others assumed it'd be humiliating but by the time I made him cum the others were envious lol. A month later we hooked up for real and dated till the end of high school.>how is *that* relevant at allreal life knowledge is more reliable than "I saw on the internet">e-datedanon, that's simply not real. Stop wasting your life. Stop being your biggest enemy. Online relationships aren't real.>i never matched with anyone local on dating appsThey're all in Timisoara/Cluj/Bucuresti. Sorry.>psychI'm serious. Go to Dr. Coman. He actually tries and has results compared to most. He fixed my retard cousin and two colleagues at my workplace (one was an even bigger doomer than you).
