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Morning dew dormouse edition
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Daily reminder the reform restore split gave it to green party

Were all gonna get fucking dildo'd to death by yasmir
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>>84217169
Looks like tactical voting does work then kek
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>>84217169
not if everyone agrees not to vote for Fromage.
Literally why are you doing that? He's all but said he's going to do nothing his voters want.
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morning de lid. first customer of the day de lid. early one de lid.
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>>84217232
Off to Sunderland this morning de lid?
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Might spaff me X
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went there the other day de lid. wouldn't stop talking that one de lid. fed him to the little sparks de lid.
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>>84217207
Thats why Restore is better
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>>84217279
Restore this *unzips dick*
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>>84217310
It looks too broken, in fact...
*gets the magnifying glass out*
... I don't think it ever worked.
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>>84217330
Most lads here have smaller penises
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>>84217335
Weird how you say most, yet only prattle on about 1 poster.
Should I mongboy.jpg you?
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>>84217310
Oh haha very fu-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR
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Only 44 hours and 7 minutes till I can drink again, I dont think i can take much more
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The seedington hath been expelled

X
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>>84217353
Get on the opiates my dude
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>>84217355
Quick update on the gf situation?
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Can't be arsed. Going back to beddington
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>>84217369
Not hungry? I'm always hungry when I wake up.
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Beautiful women don't have smelly genitals and arseholes
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>>84217377
Fibber. They also mess up any space and blame the male for it.
Lots of projection.
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>>84217369
I would give anything for your life, lad. I have to work.
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>>84217381
Have you ever been intimate with a beautiful woman?
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>>84217387
>Have you ever been intimate with a beautiful woman?
Yep.
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>>84217385
>I have to work
NTA but me too
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We normal people work so spackers don't have to. I'm fine with that desu.
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d..d..darts i..i..isn't a.a...a s...sp...sport

https://youtu.be/73nSppNI7gw
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Ok, time to get ready, as I have booked the chauffeur to take me to home bargains and the range, and to the north of my town so I can assist some animals in being taken care of for the week.
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>>84217425
Are darts players athletes?
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>>84217492
Some, not all. That is why you have levels to the game.
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>>84217502
Was andy fordham an athlete? He was pretty good.
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The escort I see likes Tracey Emin, Sylvia Plath and Tayor Swift. Reckon she's a nutcase?
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>>84217512
Yeah he was good but an athlete? I'd say not. The games different from what it was back then.
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>>84217523
The athletes winning today are all overweight too though
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>>84217525
You're right, but it is less so now. The 'littler' effect is in full swing and the pub darts player is being replaced by kids coming through darts academies. I prefer the pub darts.
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>>84217513
She's just been trained to like grrl power media
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Shall be copping some R&R now me X

Indeed yes
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>>84217547
Oh yeah she definitely is that type.
I find it bizarre that she's an escort tbqh.
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>>84217589
I find you bizarre
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i didn't enjoy this genre when I was younger, but quite like it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5xCKYMfpEc
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>>84217589
Well that same type of person thinks that women whoring themselves is stunning and brave
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>>84217626
Yeah probably. I haven't asked her why she became an escort but I assume it's because she's the "sex positive" feminist type.
She scares me a bit tbqh. I get the feeling she's a very emotional woman.
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5k is life changing money
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>>84217647
I wouldn't turn my nose up at it.
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>>84217647
How is it? You can barely buy a decent car with that now
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high class call center
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Trying to lose some weight, might pick up playing darts, its a sport afterall
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>>84217656
Weak attempt at getting somebody to say FOY yourself.
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Good morning de lids from Widemouth Bay.
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>>84217660
it was a moni referance
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>>84217676
Miss that little sex pest like you wouldn't believe
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>>84217663
i bet that place is geat for dogging
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Me? Quite fond of Quinn Finite. I like watching her get fucked inside out.
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>>84217676
i don't think poley ever spelled it the yank way, but I am open to being wrong about that.
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>>84217691
The Algorithm seemed pretty certain that I would like her as well, had to block her profile to stop her showing up.
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Can't wait for the energy price to drop.
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>>84217655
Can fly to Vietnam and start a new life
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>>84217679
we'll never have another personality like him, he was one of a kind
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This is for the cheese
And this is for the rustlers
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>>84217697
iran says no
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>>84217704
Nope, the jews say no, that's why them and zion don have attacked the middle east again.
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US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln just got smoked by Iran. It full scale war now x
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Checking MOT status on cars with black drivers.
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>>84217714
Will you still check them once your black frens leave, or is it a team effort kind of thing?
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>>84217680
Right on the road tbf so not great but Davidstow moor down the road is way better
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>>84217710
>It full scale war now
It's not though, it's still just fiddling around.
The US should actually conquer a territory for once and fully rule it rather than just chucking rockets about and then leaving.
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>>84217710
>US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln just got smoked by Iran
source?
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>tfw, people think it's an murrican war
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>>84217696
Nice tits on her. Very fuckable.
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>>84217717
They all checked out but outstanding recall on LM12HUU.
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>>84217729
Not him but, she looks BPD af.
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>>84217743
that's the gimmick
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My great great great grandfather had a relationship with a BPD woman once. He's dead now. Let that be a lesson to you BPD lovers.
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>>84217747
Sorry, I'm a bit slow.
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>>84217743
Oh totally. Manic pixie energy for sure. Takes a dick like a champ too.
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>>84217753
>tfw no ADHD quirk chungus 90 year old Doris gf
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>>84217758
>Takes a dick like a champ too.
There are quite a few male boxers how like to box around a certain kkind of ring, if you know what I mean. If not, dey gay af.
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I was a bit too quick trying to type my extremely shitty joke.
Sorry thread, I'll have a word with muh QA team.
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>>84217759
just find a cute granny in the local dementia care home.
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>>84217793
how long will today's melty last?
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>attempted to play GTA last night
>decided to sell a car from the stolen car warehouse thing
>the literal second i go to deliver the car the rear tyres are shot out instantly
>the NPCS will one tap you from anywhere
>die
>respawn
>not even loaded in and loose half my health as the NPC auto aim is mental
>cant see where im being shot from
>die many more times
>finally get into car that barely moves after 10 minutes
>2 more terminator NPCS arrive
>die
>respawn
>die
>respawn
>die
>turn off xbox

Fuck that de lids, GTA 6 is going to suck fucking balls if its the same shit as this (its going to be exactly the fucking same imo)
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just had kippers and scrambled eggs on toast and it was LUSH x
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its the wrong steve, different birthday
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It's funny seeing the type of woman that becomes a popular porn star.
Top thread in /gif/ right now is Angela White, who looks like some average office wife.
I guess anyone can make it in that industry.
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>>84217860
It lush de lod x
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>>84217911
DUDE where's my steve
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Spaffed to Quinn Finite lads
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>>84217977
She's only 16, but you do you lad.
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Bit annoyed with this chauffeur, lads. If it wasn't the family business I'd go mental at her when she turns up. But I don't want to turn a fun shopping adventure into an ordeal. Prolly just leave a bad review in her birthday card.
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>strong winds
>rain
>frozen rain
>hail
>snow
>sunshine
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>>84218001
This is what happens when the MET office starts messing with the date season's change. The universe isn't happy. Probably miffed about the yookay government spraying shite into the air to block the sun.
Never had this when I was a youngun, but suddenly we do now.
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simple
fucking
as
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>>84217984
She is 28, my good sir. I shall continue with my penile self abuse.
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>>84218015
>HURDUR contrails
Cretin.
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>>84218104
But you accept the possibility of the universe doing it because the MET office changed the dates that season's change?
Very interdasting.
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>you see all dem WHITE LINES coming off the plane??
>Yeah thats da GUBERNMENT spraying chemicals
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When looking up anything tech related online it is clear why the Jews love Indians so much. All they do is consume.
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The UK government literally flooded an entire town by spraying chemicals into clouds. It's called cloud seeding, a form of weather modification. Now you know why the weather sucks here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibwRNPPe5o [Embed]
Curious what americans think of this
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I'm so sorry de lids.
The Spark-Frogs have won.
They sparked out every last one of my household.
I won't go outside again in case I get sparked. Doctor said if I get sparked again I'll likely die.
Went out with my Labrador but it didn't deter them, they pulled the leash from my arms and sparked out my dog too.
They're trying to spark out my front door as I type this. I'm so sorry lads. I tried to teach the Apus how to defend themselves but they used this to turn into monsters. I deserve to be sparked out again and again. This wasn't how I wanted it to be.
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>>84218294
time for a new gimmick de lid
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Someone recommend me some earphones, my wireless ones have finally packed up and I can't be fucked trawling through loads of jeet reviews
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>>84218313
better shut it or you're next de lid.
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>>84218387
I have the Samsung Galaxy Buds3 Pro and am very happy with them.
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>>84218387
I have some Sony ones which are great, but I have no idea what product they are, something like WX-1000K or some shit.
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forget your English roses.
going to give this album to my southern (American) belle.
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morning lads. dreamt i shelled out 90 quid for Smallville: The Complete Series on DVD from Amazon. it had this promo video from Tom Welling and a famous English actor (doesn't matter who) running down all the features about the transfer. 'original scanlines', 'broadcast watermarks left intact - both top and bottom', dunno what my brain was on implying these were real/good things.

just shat myself somewhat because maybe i did actually order Smallville: The Complete Series on DVD from Amazon. i haven't, thankfully.
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Right, which one of you spastics is this?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9boOTHcMMTE?feature=share
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Reckon I'm gonna try booking a new escort this weekend lads
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>>84218613
mongs often have a lovely head of hair, I've noticed
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>>84218639
Seething cue ball
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>>84218639
>a lovely head of hair
It's just normal hair. You must be bald af to think this.
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>>84218654
I'm just saying you see more hairy mongs than bald ones
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>>84218639
Paedophiles often have pony-tails
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>>84218674
Hairy? It's just normal hair people have. You hairy yourself?
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>putting apple in with with ice cream + berries

why?
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>>84218689
It's the only way to get mongos to eat fibre
My dumb cunt sister in law used to mix peas in with magic stars
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This "hairy" to you lad is that a lot of hair in your eyes? Is that a lovely head of hair to you lad? Lol
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>>84218701
>fibre
that's fair enough, fibre is easy to get from nice foods, i'd say.

apples in general are just water. fair bit of sugar, tiny bit of fibre, that's it. nutritionally very poor, they are basically a con.
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>>84218712
>perfectly horizontal hairline
>100% intact at the temples

i mean, yeah? what's got your (full set of) feathers ruffled, anon de lid?
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>hailing
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>>84218734
He just thinks he's spotted a weakness in some anon and is cruelly trying to mock them.
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>>84218723
They're about 20% of your RDI for fibre, apples are fine.
Getting spackas to eat anything except sweeties is a challenge.
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>>84218754
You mean the bald mong with his snark about disabled people? How about mind your own business faggot.
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>>84218764
>Getting spackas to eat anything except sweeties is a challenge.

just found out i'm a spacker lads
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>>84218734
That is what bald incels notice about hair. That is not what normal people mean by "lovely head of hair".
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>>84218789
Yeah, see. Just a spiteful little prick who think he's smelled blood.
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>>84218804
Pipe down slap head
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>>84218798
he has a lovely head of hair.

if you mean Fabio or something, all he did was have this same hair, and then wait.
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>>84218814
>I'm just saying you see more hairy mongs than bald ones
This >>84218712 is hairy to you?
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Us spacks have a full head of hair. No receding hairline at 32. God looks after the sick and downtrodden.
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corr might get a bevvy de lids what's the word on that
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Anon pacing up and down his smelly box room, incandescent with rage that someone thinks a hair full of head could be considered hairy.
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>>84218841
>hair full of head
Excuse me?
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>a hair full of head could be considered hairy
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Ketmong will now be brainstorming his next line of attack to defend how a number 3 shaved head is "hairy" because he's waded into a conversation which had nothing to do with him and he's physically incapable of being wrong ever
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Think you're looking at a hairy spider?
Well actually, you're not!
You see, because the hairs on this spider are all short, it's actually considered to be totally bald.
Don't believe me? Just ask the dumb faggots at /britfeel/
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>>84218897
Schizo level cope
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made another ham and cheese toastie, me.

under-cheesed it again. not pleased with myself, lads.
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>I said a man with a number 3 shaved all over is hairy. I was wrong. That is not what hairy means. I am bald so everybody with a single millimetre of hair is hairy to me.
All you had to say
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Just got my long hair chopped off number 1 shaved down the barbers. Mum said I'm so hairy now. Like I have hair. That means I'm hairy she said.
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Look at this hairy bastard. Lovely head of hair on this lad. Proper hairy. Leave some for the rest of us eh.
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>top of head = not hairy
>chin = hairy
just to help with your confusion anon
>>84218942
yeah
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>>84218814
>all he did was have this same hair, and then wait.
Retard. When I was in year 8 I wasn't tall because I was short but if I wait I'll grow. Words have meaning.
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The level of retarded cope because a bald man said a number 3 shaved haircut is hairy. Now pretending he's not a native English speaker and doesn't understand words. Lmao
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recorded the hail, me.

https://vocaroo.com/1bVGvRKh7fxJ

you can argue this is clearly amplified and sounds like machinery in a factory. but no, it really was that loud. i just adjusted the audio so you would experience what i experienced.
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alright I admit it's a bit daft to call him hairy. Yes I am totally bald. Fair play.
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>>84218994
All good lad no harm done x
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>>84218994
Must not be a mong lad.
I hear they're often hairy.
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>>84218965
shoulder drop that shit. one spike it if you have to.
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>>84218856
Nice cartoon picture of a human. Ah you see a human is just a fish who waited long enough.
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Me? On that vestibular migraine grind and it's 100% NOT lush lads, not lush at all
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Lovely autumn day outside. October is just March with 7 months added. Same thing.
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found a website that gives you suggestions based on what you type in.

getting so many suggestions oh my days
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>>84219018
ex-migraine-sufferer here, i wish you the best lad.

anything that might help with the pain side of it? even just paracetamol/ibuprofen?
(don't go riding around on a motorbike or anything)
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Somebody can have a bald head, be clean shaven, and still be hairy.
4chan changing of the guard? Clueless posters nowadays, desu.
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everyones hairy because we have arm hairs and stuff like that
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My arsehairs are like 3" long.
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arsehole hairs aswell yea most folk have them
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>feel like shit
>do physical exercise
>feel great
it magic x
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>>84219035
Zero pain right now (had it for first day but has since disappeared), just total wobbly vision, loss of balance, up and down ringing in ears, slight nausea.
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im black with dreadlocks
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>>84219051
What exercise?
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>>84219043
ever had pubic hairs that get caught in your foreskin?
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>>84219051
thanks for this post lad, im trying to convince myself to go out for a lil run
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Britfeel is obsessed with paedophiles, hair and linux
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lm fat
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>>84219055
corrr you're just like the fighting freak, Knuckles.
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>>84219059
Yeah, ridiculous design for urinating. I've been meaning to shave my pubes getting uncomfortable using scissors all the time.
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>>84219064
I'm not obsessed with any of those things, though I do use linux. Are you sure you're not just projecting, ald?
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Might read some of the psychological literature on wanking habits and see if I can pick myself out of any of their conclusions.
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>>84219071
i just dedicate an old beard trimmer to it. usually end up with really rough bollock skin and a few nicks in my wilkins, but those heal up after two or three days.
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i am the Samson of wanking.
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>>84219103
always through of myself as more of the schopenhauer of wanking desu
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im the pope of wanking
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>>84219058
i have one of those x
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>>84219105
do you practise denial of the willy?
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>>84219125
Bro seriously what is the fucking point of this? Either cycle outside or just cycle inside on a stationary bike, why bother with the whole flat screen retarded proprietary gay tracking software pseudo-gamified app shite?

I literally HATE normies.
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>>84219137
i enjoy it, have sex x
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Watching a Kali Uchis music video (muted ofc, the sound is like hearing a dog being raped) because I was hoping maybe it has some nice T H I C C bitches to wank to. Nope, she's just straight up fat. She's a hog. Ugly swine, nothing sensual about her at all.

At least the black kween type rappers know how to portray a hypersexualised bimbo big ass thot look to the camera, but this bitch is just a fucking ugly mutt, goddamn.
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>>84219137
No lies detected x
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>that me on the screen hurr
>im on road zoom zoom weeee look at telly it me it me im on telly xD
Boomer brain damage
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>>84219148
Consoomer clown
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Number one cause of throat cancer is now HPV from eating pussy. Not alcohol or tobacco, but chomping minge.

Grim.
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i quite like the idea of turning a game into exercise tbqh.

all games are basically closed-source/proprietary, that's just how the industry went (arguably it's better now than ever for source code and ports).

if you can control a game using some patented Wiimote gizmo, why not a Wii Fit? run through the levels by actually running, corrr.
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>>84219195
do you eat pussy?
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do NOT bum a cigarette off minge-eaters.

in fact, give up bumming altogether. only way to stay safe x
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I remember there being a big push about how the Wii would get people exercising and be good for fitness and stuff. The argument was as retarded then as it is now. Games are games, exercise if exercise. The thing that combines the two is called sport. There's no 'gaming solution' to the exercise problem. Things like these stupid bike racing games (RRP: actually so expensive you have to call for a custom quote(!)) are just the latest way that companies are taking the money of stupid people who are lazy but want to feel like they're not. C'est la vie. It might be for you but it's not for me x
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>>84219217
imagine what sex was like before personal hygiene was a thing
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>>84219250
Please elucidate a point in history where personal hygiene was not 'a thing' de lid
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>>84219259
Fred Flintsone had a smelly bollock.
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>>84219235
gamers are stupid. people now play first-person shooters with two analogue sticks rather than WASD + a mouse.

they buy old CRTs for hundreds of quid now. they could be tricked into buying exercise bikes.
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>>84219267
Lmao it's not gamers buying that shite, it's millennial women.
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>A former Labour councillor (and member of Hope Not Hate) who sent a nude video of himself to someone he thought was a 13-year-old schoolgirl has been handed a suspended jail sentence.

>During sentencing, Judge James Lofthouse told Velleman: "This is where your reckless, vile and frankly devious interest in children has led you."

But... he got a suspended sentence. So he basically got away with it.
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>>84219299
remember that Lucy Connolly was given 31 months in prison btw
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>>84219235
desu, I think you're making an entirely pointless distinction.
If you can trick yourself into enjoying exersize, you'll probably do more of it.
You seem to be operating on some self-flagellating perspective that if a thing isn't boring and painful, it doesn't count.
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>>84219259
King James VI of Scotland and I of England (reigned 1603-1625) is famously cited as the English king who avoided bathing.
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>>84219323
as if anyone's shagging more than two or three times over 22 years.
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>>84219323
Okay great, some eccentric inbred nonce having weird habits clearly means what exactly? Virtually everyone throughout history practiced personal hygiene lad, why would someone in the 1600s put up with being caked in shit any more than someone in 2026? Obviously it varied based on time/place/culture/resources etc. but the fact remains.
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>>84219339
It's a lot more common than you think. Ruthmong for example doesn't shower and it's 2026 not the dark ages.
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>practiced

hoisted by your own retard
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might get into Murder, She Wrote.
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>>84219323
He was also very likely gay. Also began the colonisation of Northern Ireland with Scottish lowlanders.
King James Bible as well
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is it true that King John was an atheist? or is that just Robin Hood stories trying to make him look bad?
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>>84219195
luckily there's a vaccine de lid x
https://www.nhs.uk/vaccinations/hpv-vaccine/
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>>84219299
Prisons are full. Expensive as fuck to keep people in prison. If they think you will not do it again you basically get let out pretty quickly.

>>84219316
You underestimate how evil people think racism is. To many, it is literally worse to be racist than be a paedophile I am not joking. People starting crying if they hear someone say something racist.
4chan warps your perception of what is normal to say. You see slurs like nigger on here all the time and nobody cares. Lots of middle class white English people if I said that would physically flinch and start crying and freaking out like I had just pulled my cock out and started masturbating on them. Literally that would be less bad than saying or thinking racist things.
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>>84218117
Literally just called you a cretin, you absolute cretin.
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>>84219404
Holy four hour late reply batman.
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>>84219195
>chomping minge
Dibs. Soft launching new nick.
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>>84219316
A lot of people will think that is fair. Told people to set fire to asylum seeker houses. It is a terroristic threat and in the context of those riots particularly likely to encourage people to actually do that.

Lots of people would say that is worse than paedophilia and that 31 months is far too little. My former Corbyn loving Green voting family want people like her in prison for life and my dad explicitly said that.
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>>84219407
I was porking your dad, pipe down.
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>>84219422
Who died in the 90's and was cremated?
Big doubts, numpty.
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>>84219420
>My former Corbyn loving Green voting family want people like her in prison for life and my dad explicitly said that.

you should repeatedly ask father for things like a new houmous tree and an effects pedal for your shoegaze band. then nip down Cash Converters later that week.

you're sitting on an infinite supply of drugs you have NO RIGHT to complain.
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>>84219434
nasty thing to say, >>84219422
he was just commenting on your late reply. no need to bring his late dad into it.
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feeling sparky rn
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>>84219401
>pulled my cock out and started masturbating on them
Did we go to the same boarding school?
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>>84219456
You replied to the wrong poster.
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Nasty little aggressive rat boy that jimmy. Not against the law to film in public.
https://youtu.be/iwZvFXXo55A
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>frauditor travels someone they're not wanted
>annoys people for no reason
>films them for laughs when they get exasperated
what scum desu
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>>84219474
nah, just following on with my reply, that's where the context is.

nasty to say you're shagging a lad's dad when his dad's dead. not right IMO.
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Can anyone provide a principled reason why necrophilia is bad without resorting to empty moralisms? Didn't think so.
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>>84219482
You can go anywhere you like in this country. Nobody has the right to threaten you.
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that's me loaded up on Red Bull and codeines.

going to watch Dirty Pair (the original series and the OVAs) if that's all right with you lads?
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Why are there no black dart players?
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>>84219615
Is it alright with jesus?
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Having a cheeky fry up for din dins. It lush x
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>>84219509
Morality is not just about what harm or suffering the action causes. It is about what the action indicates about the psychology and mentality of the person doing the action and therefore what they are capable of.

For example, viewed animated images of child sex abuse (illegal in the uk) is wrong not because it causes suffering but because it implies something about the desires and motivations of the person viewing it - specifically that they are a paedophile attracted to children. It is indicative of a wicked character.

Similarly, necrophilia implies such a paucity of respect for the dead persons family and also implies a relationship with sex and other human beings that fundamentally devoid of empathy and lacking in understanding the profound tragedy of death and the end of life.
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>>84219492
No, you should have replied to him, then put the reply to my post later.
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>>84219401
It's very much a class thing, I think. Middle class people all basically think being a racist is the absolute worst thing a person can be, because they're all performative little social climbers.
I think working class people generally think you can go too far, but also aren't going to throw you under the bus for saying something.
The upper class either seem to be entirely race-blind because they only ever interact with the incredibly rich or well behaved servants, or they're actually incredibly racist behind closed doors (see: Epstein emails)
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>>84219420
Does anyone really think she was inciting violence, and not mouthing off on the internet in a state of high emotion though?
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Did anyone else here go to a private school or are you all poor mongs?
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>>84219716
No, I went to child prison, and still have emotional scars, like a normal person.
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>>84219691
fair point but Epstein wasn't upper class, he was rich, but not upper class. If people insist wealth implies "class" then why have class at all it's irrelevent, just say rich and leave ideas of being classy and well mannered out of it.
In fact we've learned that the wealthy are generally absolute cunts.
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>>84219620
They can't be trusted with sharp objects.
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>>84219727
I mean, if one the most powerful men on Earth isn't upper class, what is he?
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>>84219620
It's not their culture. Or, they're racist af and dont want to become part of this country and it's traditions.
Since we're in a questioning mood, why do Muslims accept paedophilia?
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>>84219736
You adherence to not understanding my post is admirable.
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>>84219726
Good. You poor mongs need to be kept in your place. Can't have the likes of you polluting upper-class society.
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>always thought I was middle class, cause my parents were together, and we weren't living off handouts and stuff, and then I met actual middle class people
they really are on another fucking planet. They think all of this "social issues" wank is real life. They think being into activism makes you a good person. They sit around in little circles, and reinforce each other's bullshit. It's weird as hell.
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>>84219768
I think your notions of class are just arbitrary learned behaviours, a lot of which is rooted in the biases of a dead empire. There is only power, and power is money.
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>>84219775
That's communismwang
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Tarquin's poppin off!
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>>84219775
>actual middle-class people
They are also pro-immigration because the negative effects of mass immigration are almost exclusive to the working-classes. They mostly vote Liberal Democrat or Tory though not left-wing parties because Socialism scares them.
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>>84219707
>Does anyone really think she was inciting violence, and not mouthing off on the internet in a state of high emotion though?

I think people think both. You can mouth off on the internet and retards will follow you.
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you can't become upper class.

you can become middle class.
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>>84219691
>Middle class people all basically think being a racist is the absolute worst thing a person can be, because they're all performative little social climbers.


Middle class person from very left wing middle class family here. Exactly right except it is not mainly about social climbing. It is about the way they have been educated. They have just been taught that a white racist is the worst thing in the world and they swallow it because it is constantly pushed and pushed.
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>>84219825
please stop using Tarquin as the stock name like this.

i always picture the bloke from Star Wars, but for some reason he's battering kids at a school while his mum says he's an angel.
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>>84219829
Yeah, they unironically think it's still the 90's. They don't have to spend time in places where they see the effects of their own actions.
>>84219851
Saying "someone may read your post, and interpret it as an actual instruction" is a hell of a leap though. Should we ever be throwing people in prison for that? That's one step away from throwing people in prison for "dogwhistles" and pre-crime. Either you did something, or you didn't.
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did someone mention dead dads?
ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead btw
XD
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everyone on /britfeel/:

next supermarket you're in, steal a scratchcard.
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>>84219866
they perceive it as low class (or "uneducated", which is code for low class), and they're terrified that they might be perceived as low class somehow.
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Little mongs here bickering about "social status" kek. Their plan is working to keep you divided and not helping one another to strive for a better society.

Carry on. It's working.
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>MY CAR IS BETTER THAN YOURS
>MY HOUSE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

Who fucking cares? lmao.
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meanwhile in the working class areas i've always lived in, literally-uneducated people did well. the whole 'learn a trade' thing was true: learn to fit refrigeration units at 16-18, get your own van for it, sell some weed on the side, that's how one of the 'thick' lads from my school now outright owns his house and got a mortgage on a second.

but how can that be, if he didn't do A-levels, let alone university...?!
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>>84219961
University's today are a scam they string you along with bullshit Micky mouse degrees and leave you in a lifetime of debt, tards not thinking 10-20 years ahead with their computer science and accounting degrees.

>MUH YOONEE EXPERIENCE
yeah have fun paying off the interest on a 60 grand loan for the rest of your life lol
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>>84219961
It's all very subjective tbqh. Everyone seems to think they're temporarily embarrassed milllionaires nowadays. They think if they play by the rules they'll end up being rewarded by the system. Meanwhile, I know a drug dealer who makes bank selling gear and pays fuck all in taxes while claiming benefits. He's unironically doing better than 90% of people in this country.
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Better off being a plumber or a bricklayer going into the 2030s with the advancement of AI. Little middle class mongs will be dragged kicking and screaming abandoning their university degrees to re skill because a soulless computer programme took their job in an instant.

Oh and you'll still have to repay back that loan LOL.
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>>84219939
When are the upper classes going to start helping the lower classes then?
From where I'm sitting it increasingly looks like we are not all in this together.
the 1% are an international clique with no allegiance to anyone but themselves, the upper and middle classes strive to be the 1%, and the working class are just perceived as cattle or rape slaves.
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Blad's arse
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>>84220024
They will have to, whether they like it or not. We are going to fucking drag them out of their little homes and bunkers and eat them once AI has took everybody's lunch. The 99.99% will make the French Revolution look like a joke.
https://youtu.be/hL4Dmnt4EtM?si=QdH1k40NzKtoK-8I
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Do you have any old school internet fora you like? Fora that were around in the 00s or even 90s.

I like the Live4Ever forum. Oasis fan forum founded back in 2002. Still fairly active. Old school community.


Cookdandbombd is an old Chris Morris fan site forum. They have a 25 fucking year hate feud against Graham Linehan with the same people still talking about him. Went woke in the late 2010s and they hate Linehan.
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Booking an absolutely brutal bumsesh for later on tonight CORR this hunk got a cock like two blocks of butter OH AYE my ringpiece needs some serious prep time. Bath with a bath bomb and Buble on the speaker coming up x.



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