>bro just get good at eating pussy, women love that!I have no objection to it, it's not my fault no woman has ever wanted me to.
women dont even feel sexual pleasure its all an act
>>84222061>bro i'm a chad pussyslayer who moonlights as a reject>bro i'm lying
That's a dyke by the wayhttps://www.reddit.com/r/bois/comments/1paytsv/the_boy_vs_the_hole/
>>84222066peak incel you have no clue. stop larping as a sex haver. you are the worst type of poster on r9k. women love getting licked, being fucked and orgasming
It's pretty easy to get right if you aren't a retard>t. had a vagina on my face when I was 5 years old
>>84222078stop lying femcel you feel nothing
>>84222061Eating pussy is the number one cause of throat cancer, surpassing smoking.
>>84222098lol dumbass. research retard, it's when they are disease ridden you ape
>>84222098>Eating pussy equals throat cancerWhy do we always hear this exact logic spouted? You people always bitch about this when it comes to going down on a woman, but if you're afraid of going down on your partner, then don't ever expect her to go down on you if you're having unprotected sex with her because if you're that worried of her having HPV, your dick will have it too and she will get it down her own mouth
>>84222061don't guys hate pussies like this that have none of the fatty tissue? I have an extremely similar one
>>84222282no alot think this is pristine and "roast beef" is because of too much sex and not just estrogen
>>84222287I mean the fatty tissue further above where the clit is, where there's a bump, google it, it's a bit hard to explain, but it's completely straight until it gets to the pussy
It's funny how pussy by itself it weird and gross looking, but it looks beautiful when you see the whole woman it's attached to. I wonder if that's how some women feel about dicks.
>>84222282>>84222303Chad will never find you attractive and you'll need to settle for a sub-8.
>>84222061Women seem to enjoy oral, but it's never enough to change their mind about who they're with.Chad isn't Chad because he licks clit well.
>>84222282>none of the fatty tissueThe fat outer lips are only one part of it. If yours is that color, and doesn't have big inner lips/flaps then your pussy aesthetics are well above average.
>>84222282nah thats a good pussyway better than what it could be
>>84222304I think dicks are sexy and beautiful, but find the men theyre attached to weird and gross looking.
>>84222326No, you're not listening, I'm talking about the fat around the pubic area, which typically causes innie lips
vaginas look horrible ugh
>>84222066Correct>>84222078You are a man with pornbrain
>>84222349Maybe if you weren't chad-only then you wouldn't have that problem.
>>84222365Im literally the opposite. Chads are one of the prime examples of why im only attracted to dick but not the rest of a male. The obnoxious dudebro asshole behavior that chads have makes me feel utterly repulsed by them.
>>84222061if they liked it so much lesbians would have the best sex lives.
>>84222350The mons area? Some men like fatter ones, but I don't think Chad is going to leave you specifically because of your pussy if it looks like OP's
>>84222388You must have a love/hate relationship with them like most mid-tier foids then, because there is no shortage of men out there today that also despise obnoxious dudebro/asshole behavior, but are living completely celibate lives completely devoid of any form of foid attention as a result of it.Just admit you like being pushed around by assholes, all foids do, it's not gonna shock us and you're not fooling anyone anymore, at this point. It's a biological fact all of us have accepted and it's time you caught up 2bh.
>>84222350Are you referring to the pubic area around the labia, or the labia majora itself? It's large labia majora that typically cause "innie" pussies, when they cover up the labia minora.Also OP's picture is literally the most perfect pussy I've ever seen, so if that looks remotely like yours, then you have the female equivalent of whatever insecurity a man has when he complains about his 8.5in girthy cock being "gross" to women. You were literally blessed by god and you think it's a curse, wtf...
>>84222760>because there is no shortage of men out there today that also despise obnoxious dudebro/asshole behavior, but are living completely celibate lives completely devoid of any form of foid attention as a result of it.True, but they're all ugly. Men who women actually enjoy are rare, and the men find out quickly that they are rare, and the obnoxious ego comes soon after.
>>84222815>Men who women actually enjoy are rareSo what type of man do women enjoy?
This blown out whore i was seeing was suprised i went down on her, turns out the guys she chases dont do thatleast i got frequent breakroom blowjobs at work because of it
>>84222832Tall, pre twink-death, good hair, easy to manipulate
>>84222282Who was your surgeon??
>>84222871>TallMe>pre twink-deathThe fuck does this even mean>good hairMe>easy to manipulateSometimes me.
>>84222815You're ugly too and you'll die alone because of your hypocritical standards you hold men to, but not yourself. Enjoy the cats and lonely menopause, foid.
>>84222760I dont like it. I have never fucked a chad and i never want too. There is no biological fact stating that women like being pushed around, you just made that up. I absolutely despise being pushed around
>>84222815or youre a lesbian and arent attracted to men
>>84222884what do you mean surgeon?
>>84222110>implyingorinigami
>>84222977>I have never fucked a chad and i never want too.The real question is: have you fucked one of the quadrillions of the "short"/"quiet"/"nerdy"/"introverted"/"beta" types that are out there in droves nowadays? Because if not, I'm just gonna assume you're holding out for chad.>>84222985He's implying you're a tranny and that your vagina was made by a surgeon; happens basically every time someone claims biofoidship, here.
>>84222282>don't guys hate pussies like this that have none of the fatty tissue? I have an extremely similar oneIt's the best type of pussy a women can have. Are you single by any chance?
>>84223269No woman is ever single, which is odd if you think about it
>>84223247Oh, that's retarded>>84223269yeah, never dated anybody either
>>84223274Don't (You) me if you're not gonna answer the question, foid. Do you fuck betas or not?
>>84223273Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?>>84223274Where are you from? Would you even date someone from here?
>>84223284the question? you didn't even ask ME that questionNo, I haven't, I'm a virgin>>84223286Australia
>>84223294>AustraliaFugg. Literally the other end of the world, I'm in Germany.Good luck though. Oh just one more question: How old are you?
>>84222061>no woman has ever wanted me to THEREFORESOETH no woman will EVER want me toyeah thats not how it works retardo
>>84223304I'm going to Germany next month actuallyI'm 23
>>84223326>23>travelling >"I'm a virgin"lmao sure
>>84223326>I'm going to Germany next month actuallyOh nice. What's brining you here and which city?>I'm 23Is 28 too old?
>>84223339I'm going with my mother and grandmother lmao, dumbass, we travel every year in april for our birthdays
>>84223345So you're a witch too
>>84223345Do you have an older sister who draws comics?
>>84222061I am literally the most pussy hungry (in the sense of eating, not dicking) motherfucker on the planet, and the only woman that has ever been willing to fuck me, was also deeply insecure and phobic about any man looking at, or especially eating, her pussy.So I never have... well, that's a half lie: I ate her out ONE time while we were both drunk. And it was the best 10 seconds of my life, before she realized it wasn't my hands anymore, and told me to stop.I'm not a spiritual or religious person, but sometimes I do sort of believe those faggots that say this universe only exists to serve some evil demiurge that feeds off suffering...
>>84223426>universe only exists to serve some evil demiurge that feeds off suffering...idk about the universe, but that describes women well.
>>84223343we're going to Berlin, Hamburg, and Cologne>>84223422why??
>>84223442>we're going to Berlin, Hamburg, and CologneSo northern Germany only? Be careful in Cologne and Berlin. Lots of savages there lately.
>>84222079little boys are made to be raped
>>84223442My waifu is from Australia, and has a sister who draws comics, She used to post travel vlogs but that was a long time ago.
>>84222282show us it nona
>>84222061Chad got to nut inside that pussy before you came along. No rubber.She says "men don't try to make women feel good". She means Chad. Chad doesn't try; and Chad doesn't care. Even if he doesn't make her cum; she'll still want him again. And if not her; other women want him.And you? You might get the privilege of sucking her STD ridden pussy. Remember: Chad came inside her raw. And now you eat her out. I think it would be somehow safer; less gross and less gay to suck Chad's dick directly.
>>84223716I'm a "Chad". Do you wanna see a photo of my dick? Because thats the vibe im getting from you.
cunnilingus proficiency test
>>84223442I'll assume it's you because you didn't respond and because I want to. Hope you're doing well.
>>84223728ok, but you can't play with her butt, that's cheating
>>84222061Even if I had a pussy to eat, the HPV that gives guys throat cancer doesn't make it worthwhile.Unsurprisingly, all foids seem to have it these days, so it's the leading cause of throat cancer now.
>>84224162There's HPV vaccines if you actually wanted to eat pussy, thoughbeit.>in b4 retarded vaccine skepticism, miss me with that hippy vegan woman shit
>>84222098Zoomer women have all been vaccinated against hpv. Hpv these days is a sign of homosexuality, since only men are carriers>>84222274Yes, sucking dick is more disgusting
>>84224414Those prevent you from catching HPV, they don't prevent you from ingesting carcinogenic infected cells from a woman's body.
>>84222478They do actually. Women actually orgasm from lesbian sex while 60% of hetero women don't
>>84222074all women are lesbians, no one wants to date men
>>84222304I think penis looks like turd, specially if its darker toned than rest of the body. Its looks like a log of poop hanging from crotch. There is a reason why girls hate dick pics
>>84222061I just really like vaginas man. Vaginas are so pretty and sexy and I want to fuck them all and stick my dick and tounge in them vaginas are gods gift to man
>>84222061what a nice looking pink pussy, i would eat the fuck outta that
>>84224461I wish it had just a bit more bush but even then shaved looks delicious. I'd lick every drop off that pussy.
>>84224470real shit, it genuinely looks perfect like its pink, innie and its wet too
>>84224472The best part has to be that clit. That clit is just picture perfect beautiful. I'd wanna make her quiver after teasing it, then diving my whole tounge inside.
I have never seen a vagina yet they exists somehow.
>>84222139NTA but usually it goes both ways. I don't want to put my mouth to anyone's genitals and I don't want any mouths on mine.
>>84222304i don't understand this. how is it weird and gross looking, it's just an accessible pink tissue hole, it makes sense. the little clit is cute too. i don't understand. penises are far grosser especially if it's an anteater
>>84222139I've unironically had this exact discussion with you a couple weeks or months ago this is such a weird deja-vu
>>84224664Nta but only gay men have throat cancer/ass cancer, women are all vaxxed
>>84224664zoomer retard fuck
>>84222061>>84222282i would eat that pussy three meals a day until i died of starvation.
>>84222061>bro just get good at eating pussy, women love that!why would I ever want to eat pussy? I'm getting nothing (good) out of it. Why would I want to put my precious lips and mouth anywhere near a covered in piss mystery hole that was open for business 24/7 before me? Ewwww. And what about my precious limited time on this rock? That shit is too limited to waste.
>>84222061in ancient greece going down on a woman was seen even gayer than sucking off another guy ,
>>84222282It depends on what you're doing with it. And how is it in general? Is it a snatch?Aestethics are good, the rest depends on you. Don't be a starfish. Use those muscles. Try to snatch.
>>84223864>ok, but you can't play with her butt, that's cheatingcome on now, it's just one finger.
>>84225288Stop thinking like a Russian, and start thinking like a man.
>>84222061How am I supposed to get experience for a job that won't hire me without experience doing that job?
Consider how common it is for women to say that men can't find the clit.We know they don't mean ALL men, just the ones they have sex with. That implies that a lot of guys who "can't find the clit" get to have sex. Maybe there's some other more influential factor that decides whether or not a man gets selected for sex; a factor that isn't as trivial as basic anatomy.
>>84225288Ancient greece was full of homosexual pedophiles so its really interesting that you find your inspo from there
>>84225394i'm kinda surprised that it's something that men are expected to even be aware of
>>84225506Imagine if a woman did not know where your dick head is lol. Clit is minuature version of your dicks tip. Its the same organ basically
>>84225539>Imagine if a woman did not know where your dick head is lol.i'd just tell her when the issue come up?
>>84225539How is that remotely comparable
>>84222061Is it bad to do it after you ate food? Like I have bits of cookie in my mouth cus I had cookies a few minutes ago, if that got in a woman's pussy could she get an infection? I assume that's not an issue with blowjobs bc the chance of a girl getting a piece of food down your dickhole is much lower.
>>84225394>>84225506that's more like an urbat legend and probably tied to first timers sex in romantic fantasies, mostly. it's not that hard to find. people do have eyes and tactile feedback.>>84225548wdym. clit is an underdeveloped penis. female is technically a male who hasn't developed fully to the end. and it benefits females too.
>>84225575>Is it bad to do it after you ate food?yes , yeast infection> I assume that's not an issue with blowjobsit is , ive had it, it sucks
>>84225506That's the point. It's not expected. Very often women fuck and stay with men who don't know.
>>84225721And that's not even men being shit at sex, it's just that sex is very unimportant in a relationship.
>>84225729>it's just that sex is very unimportant in a relationship.If she has you thinking that, then she's cheating
>>84224456So if i troon out i'll be drowning in pussy?
>>84225474>Ancient greece was full of homosexual pedophilesSo nothing has changed....
>>84226240It will unironically help the situation for most incels. Women hate masculinity. The more you can throw your masculinity away, the more they will favor you.
>>84226240no, you will just be an abomination.>>84226460sudoku. nao. demoralizing evil propagandist.
>>84226655The truth is demoralizing, i can't argue that. Think of it as a way to looksmax, and social credit max. By those metrics; straight white nonchad men have nowhere to go but up. I don't think mutilating your genitals will help much, but twinkmaxxing will help.
>>84222871You must be a teenage girl into yaoi to claim all women like men like this
>>84226774nah. you're trying to demoralize lurkers and younger males with your degenerate propaganda bullshit. and you want them to mutilate themselves and become ugly castrated jokes instead of real men. not in the least because you are afraid of healthy population of strong males.you bullshit has to be and will be called out.you're just desperately trying to promote being a sexual degenerate and to degradate as a human.No, propagandanigger. Not on my watch.
>>84226240The bi girls will love to ride you
>>84226814no, they won't. females hate faggots. and rightfully so. just look at the braindead faggot propaganda in this very bred.
>>84222061Vaginas are weird looking and they bleed which is gross
>>84226819I dont know, maybe I am generalising, but as a bi girl I love dressing my man up in skirts and thigh highs and having him fuck me
>>84226830you're a troonster, not a female. you will never be a woman.
>>84226804Who cares what all women want? Young women like the twinks.>>84226808I just posted that castrating yourself wouldn't help (imo). And I don't mean to tell anyone what to do.>promote being a sexual degenerate and to degradate as a humanI don't like that stuff personally, but can you sincerely say that women don't like that stuff? The trans thing is beating around the bush, if you want to have sex then you must Satanmaxx
>>84226856>but can you sincerely say that women don't like that stuff? yes. females hate faggots with a passion. A male is meant to dominate a female.
>>84226869>females hate faggots with a passionLook at the crowds at any LGBT protest or event, you would have to be on some oligarch's yacht to see a better ratio of young fertile women.
>>84222061I be slurpin and making all kinds of sounds they first laugh then they can't laugh anymore
>>84226848Nope, I have three holes down there. One to pee, one to poo and one to pound
>>84226885>Look at the crowds at any LGBT protest or eventtwo completely different things. fags don't hang out around females. and real lesbians don't care for males.>a better ratio of youngthey aren't as young as you think they are. in fact I've never seen objectively attractive young gays or lesbians being all openly loud and obnoxious about their sexuality. I assume they're too busy living their lives and having sex. It's almost always some miserable ugly middle aged of older faggots and landwhales who are screeching.In the words of George Carlin:Isn't it ironic that people who are against abortion are the people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
>>84226917having an axewound doesn't make you a female. genetics does.
>>84226934>george carlinHoly shit, kill yourself boomer
>>84226941I agree, I am not a tranny
>>84226950In the words of Plato:He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age.
>>84226969That's the issue, boobooms. You have never felt any pressure.
>>84227004In the words of anon:Everything will go over the head of he, who is a retard.
>>84222066the nerve endings are there. The brain chemistry works. It's been rigorously studied a lot. Women do experience sexual pleasure, and even orgasm. So why does it seem like they must be faking it? I guess it's cause they don't seek out sex anywhere close to how much men do. Even lesbians have all sorts of memes within their community about "useless bottoms", "bed death", and no one ever initiating anything. There's no female equivalent to the Glory Hole for pussies to get pleasure. There's no lesbian or bi-woman equivalent to grindr, where women can meet up to have sex with each other. Men are the only ones making sex happen. You can say that women are pathologically passive and unmotivated around sex. Or you could say that men are degenerate sex-addicts, overly motivated by sex. You'd be correct in both cases.
>>84225288That makes it hotter. It turns cunnilingus into a humiliating experience, that can be treasured by masochistic men.
>>84226808>strong malesyou see males as nothing but pawns
>>84226888>they first laugh then they can't laugh anymoreyou're so bad at eating pussy that you kill them?
>>84222061this is not how most vaginas look, especially not ones belonging to femcels. otherwise nobody would have a problem with eating pussy
>>84227922I mean there was one time she passed out but I didn't notice. I don't even do it for love anymore I just like how labia tastes like candy about to melt in my mouth
>>84227948What's so bad about their vaginas?
where are the beef flap femcels i want to be a little mean to you
Just recently HPV became the leading cause of throat cancer in the US; surpassing drinking, smoking, and chewing tobaccoFoids are literally trying to kill you with their dumpster cunts.
>>84228600GOOD, I'm not some coward that wants to live forever on this doomed 14th Baktun hell planet anywaygive me your pussy foids, I'll take all the throat cancer tomorrow, if it means a taste. gimme gimme gimme nomnomnomnomnomnom