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its unfair to burden him with my love
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im tired. last night sucked. i cant wait to go to the gym tomorrow. feel hungover and hungry. crave death
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i feel bad for that poor bastard last night (not my crush, obviously). scary shit man, i woke up with a decent amount of bruises myself and i wasn't even hit in the fight
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Post the size bra that you wear.
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Post shoe size
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yo why does this faggot nigger love griffin so much???
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>>84223303
>>84223305
stop this nonsense!!! right meow
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>>84223168
how's your weight loss going?
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>>84223310
i dont even like griffith that much tbdesu
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>>84223311
....how big are your toes
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>>84223312
its going really well, despite missing gym for a few days ive lost a whole kg again. about to hit the normal "healthy" bmi, probably will get there by next week

>>84223323
do foot fetishists actually like toe size
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>>84223340
>do foot fetishists actually like toe size
Toes as long as fingers, feet as big as busses. Wrap your goblin toes around my neck and choke me!
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Post your bra size please.
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>>84223347
freakish. awful. terrible even
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>>84223369
Long toes with even longer toe nails. Yellow and cracked and weirdly thick. Lots of toe jam under. Lick lick lick.
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ignoring those, im gonna eat some food soon and then go see the baby again i guess
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>>84223395
You have a baby wtf??
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I found a manga magazine thats dedicated to good bl which is cool already read some of their stuff
>>84223186
do weightlifting
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>>84223396
no it's my relatives baby, i wish i had a baby but i only want them with my crush :(
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Post what size bra you wear please.
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>>84223405
Yeah ok I'll put a baby in you while wearing a mask of his face. You're on your own for raising it though I ain't got a job.
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>>84223399
whats the magazine bisho-non dont gatekeep it
>do weightlifting
how about no, my body should suffer
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>>84223399
me on top teasing
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>>84223410
how about die
>You're on your own for raising it though I ain't got a job.
deadbeats dont deserve women
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>>84223424
You're a deadbeat too sister
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>>84223433
how can i be a deadbeat if i have no real responsibilities
at least im present in my little somewhat-nieces life theres that
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Post bra size.
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>>84223449
You probably have short toes and no arches. I would lick your feet but I wouldn't enjoy it.
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Post bra size please.
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>>84223414
https://myanimelist.net/manga/magazine/821/onBLUE
>how about no, my body should suffer
me when I'm retarded
it's the only way to not be a total skinbag once you lose weight, never too late to start
>pic
Even if I had the money buying that fig would be tantamount to telling my family I'm a fag. Doesn't your mom assume your a lesbian actually cuz of ur figs
>>84223423
One day brobot
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>>84223511
no im aware, but like i said, being a skinbag is fine. if im not attractive anymore then theres no temptation to cheat on my feelings for my crush
>Even if I had the money buying that fig would be tantamount to telling my family I'm a fag
its a nice figure tho, get it when you move out
>Doesn't your mom assume your a lesbian actually cuz of ur figs
partially but also because
>have never expressed interest in men, sexually or romantically
>have never had a boyfriend (irl) never been on a date try to show no care for the concepts of relationships
>have expressed interest in women and i used to be bisexual so i talked about dating women a lot
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Bra size, please.
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ive just gone and put myself in a shit situation and ruined everyone elses lives man
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>>84223627
Did you robbed a bank? Don't do that. Go apologize. Return the money.
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>>84223544
Psychotic reasoning you couldn't torture me to this point, have a little self respect
>move out
Hahahahahaha I'm stuck in this house till I die the asking price for bungalows is in the millions I'm never gonna be able to move out bless the great white north fr
>i talked about dating women a lot
Idk how you even get to mentioning that casually, my parents have gotten nothing whatsoever from me on romance.
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>>84223627
Should have posted bra size
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>>84223632
if i robbed a bank why would i post it here

>>84223633
i have self respect in other aspects, its not like im completely lacking. like im not a whore and i cut out people who disrespect me or whatever. theres that. i just dont care to be attractive and life would be easier if i wasn't, i miss being morbidly obese and stupidly ugly
>I'm never gonna be able to move out
this is incredibly real
>Idk how you even get to mentioning that casually
when i was younger id just talk about whatever i want with my mum, i didnt care
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Post over the shoulder boulder holder size.
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>>84223667
>if i robbed a bank why would i post it here
People who rob banks are not very intelligent
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>>84223673
are the ones that got away with it forever also still stupid
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>>84223683
No one in the history of the world has ever gotten away with it
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>>84223685
theres like a large amount of unsolved bank robberies lol
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>>84223692
I don't think so, you must be mistaken or one of those conspiracy theorists
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>>84223696
i hate being autistic cause i cant tell if you're fucking with me
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Requesting bra size.
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>>84223711
I would never go on the internet and make false statements for the purposes of humor. Never ever. Ever.
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>>84223667
The other reasons are a little better but still weird to me
>i miss being morbidly obese and stupidly ugly
Acid your face and sell your figurines so you can buy doordash real ascetic life
>real
Still rather live in aussieland doe
>>84223627
I heart vagueposting and never elaborating
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>>84223717
oh ok i see now thank you very much

>>84223719
youd never get it
>Acid your face and sell your figurines so you can buy doordash real ascetic life
i would never sell my poor babies and also im banned from doordash permanently
>Still rather live in aussieland doe
grass huts still go for millions, rent is $500~$700 weekly, you get paid SHIT PISS ALL at least you can live with your family forever, ill probably end up homeless
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>>84223739
>also im banned from doordash permanently
what have you done???
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Post breast measurements.
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>>84223749
i was poor and had no food left so i scammed them like 10-15 times
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>>84223769
You are a bank robber and you were caught but the bank was the restaurants
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>>84223772
exactly but i needed it so oh well. at least i didn't get in any real trouble
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>>84223786
Not yet but those things have a way of sneaking up on you. Some day you may wake up in prison and you won't know why until you think back and remember about all the food you robbed. Tsk tsk, shaking my head.
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>>84223798
i dont think thatll happen but if it does, that's ok. prison gives me free dental and healthcare and food and housing and you can work stupid little jobs to earn money to spend at a significantly cheaper version of other grocery stores
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>>84223739
I already caught the disease, and in a way I'm relieved...
>banned from doordash permanently
Fatass
>ill probably end up homeless
Cuz you don't own the house or cuz you're never getting a job ever
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Post the size of your bras.
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>>84223851
caught the disease? of pessimism?
>Fatass
i needed food fag
>Cuz you don't own the house or cuz you're never getting a job ever
both lol
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>>84223866
I misread what you said it's a ben folds lyric
>both lol
I'd start killing people honestly, nights
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>>84223916
oh ok
>I'd start killing people honestly
why? because youre homeless? lame.
goodnight, sleep well
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Post what size your bras are.
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>>84224061
no fuck u fake boob anon
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>>84224075
Post what size your bras are please.
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I can't stop thinking about dying
>>84223945
>why? because youre homeless?
Just being mad at how much of a shit hand I was dealt. Like it'd be one thing to be surrounded by suffering in some war torn country, but being surrounded by people living just fine while you're doomed would fill me with endless envy. I guess it having always been the case softens the blow a bit
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>>84224334
just stop thinking about it.
some people just get shit hands and id just assume its fate, if it were me. i cant resent or be envious of those people who have good lives.
im only envious of people who have the one thing i want
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we're all battered and bruised people today goddamn
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yay my latex suit shipped im gonna cosplay as my kurokawa miu figures.
i send my crush figure pics idk if i should straight up send him pics in cosplay too with the figures or if that crosses a line. makes me sad my cosplays are going to WASTE
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Post bra sizes now
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>>84224560
boob-anon here just letting you know you're extremely dalit saar
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>>84224752
hello boob-anon
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THEY DELAYED NURSE SONICO NOOO
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Do not delay in posting your bra size.
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if they delay rena again too ill be devastated
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deep philosophical discussions with my relatives boyfriend at 3am
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>>84224460
It's really hard not to, 90% of the day is fine and then in bed it's all screaming and my dreams are all bloody. It's like a flip switches and I become neurotic
>im only envious of people who have the one thing i want
Which is what
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>>84226358
that sounds like an awful way to live tbdesu, how do you manage?
>Which is what
love
relationships
id be extremely, hatefully jealous of anyone who had my crush for herself (joking, id be happy for him as long as hes happy)
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>>84226408
>how do you manage?
I don't. My last dream was a literal snuffed film where I was wrestling some guy on the ground trying to stab him while drenched in his piss and vomit. Like 5 seconds later I'm wrestling some fat nigga for a gun and after winning the struggle I blow hos head off and get covered in blood and shit. This happens nightly now and coming after the screaming bouts makes them worse. I used to not really mind death but since I don't have heaven as a cope anymore it's hard to be happy knowing I'll be inanimate one day.
>love, relationships
I'd agree with you like 3 years ago but now I'm too numb to the idea to care. I got the on paper girl of my dreams lined up and ready to hang with me at a show in 2 months and it elicits zero serious reaction.
>joking
It's a good feeling to have spite is a positive in some ways
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>>84226486
hopefully you just get used to it eventually, find a new cope or something. theres not much you can really do to fix that tbdesu
>it elicits zero serious reaction.
yeah because your ideal is 3 very baseline things. its not a true ideal. theres a massive chance even with those 3 things, you wont get along with the person whatsoever
>It's a good feeling to have spite is a positive in some ways
it wouldnt be spite, more just envy, id wanna be in her shoes. id still be happy tho in the end because as long as hes happy, ill be happy. im not capable of spite towards him or any lovers, sexual or romantic interests, etc of his.
i sound like such a cuck loser, but i really well and truly do love that man.
ill be going to bed now as i got gym tomorrow. see you next thread



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